Winx Idea dump

By: FunahoMisaki

(A/N: I own nothing. These are just random one-shots.)

"Ms. Bloom what are those?" Griselda asked staring at her student who was holding several identical items in her hand that looked rather strange.

"Something to hopefully keep my friends from doing something stupid again." Bloom said flatly and earning a blink before Griselda merely nodded her head.

"Proceed." Griselda said giving Bloom permission to do what she wanted. It was the end of their third year at Alfea but somehow, someway, her friends always ended up doing something stupid if she wasn't around and dragged her into it.

"Girls I got something for each of you." Bloom called to her friends who eagerly crowded around her.

"What kind of thing did you go to Earth to get Bloom?" Musa asked eagerly bouncing and trying to figure out what the strange almost harness like things were for.

"Alright close your eyes girls." Bloom said smiling at them innocently and causing them all to close their eyes as they each squirmed slightly while Bloom attached the harness to each of them, magically resizing them so that they fit each girl and then also making sure there was a spell on them to keep the girls comfortable. Thinking about it for a second, Bloom then cast a spell that made the harnesses damn near impossible to break with magic much less without it.

"Alright there. They're on." Bloom said causing the girls to open their eyes and then look down at the harnesses that they were wearing in confusion.

"Bloom what do these do?" Flora asked curiously and innocently confused as she looked at her harness. Griselda took one look at what exactly it was that Bloom had hooked up to her friends, before the stern glasses wearing woman busted out laughing so hard that she was doubled over clutching her stomach.

"Holy crap what did you misfits do to Ms. Griselda?" One passing Senior asked in disbelief and shock at how hard the woman was laughing while the other teachers came out to investigate why Griselda was laughing so hard. She never laughed this much around the students.

"Who you calling a misfit?!" Layla asked moving as if to lunge at the girl, only for Bloom to have a firm handle on the leash and stop Layla from getting anywhere further than a step or two towards the girl.

"What in the…" The other teachers stopped short at seeing what the rest of the Winx were wearing while their leader held the leashes for their harnesses in her hand.

None of them recognized the strange harness thing except for one other woman who immediately busted out laughing as well, causing all of the non-laughing teachers to look at Faragonda confused and alarmed.

"Bloom…" Tecna began her voice low as she stared at the thing that she was wearing and then at something on her wrist PDA.

"Yes?" Bloom asked smirking amused as she looked at Tecna.

"Are these child leashes?" Tecna asked her voice a near hiss as she glared at the offending item and then at the offending friend who merely grinned.

"Yes they are. Congrats Tecna. You earned a cookie." Bloom said patting Tecna on the head while the rest of the Winx looked shocked at what they were wearing as they all stared at the red head.

"Bloom I am not a child." Tecna said her eyebrow twitching dangerously as she glared at her friend.

"So you don't want the cookie?" Bloom asked raising her eyebrow right back at Tecna who opened her mouth for a second, paused, closed her mouth, looked at Bloom again, and then heavily sighed.

"Can it be chocolate chip?" Tecna finally asked, giving up on this whole thing as a bad job.

"Of course sweetie." Bloom chirped happily as she pulled a baggie full of cookies from out of her backpack, opening it and handing Tecna one of them.

"I want a cookie!" Stella said her eyes lighting up at the sight of the cookies and making the two laughing female teachers laugh even harder at that. Poor Griselda was now on the floor holding her stomach as she laughed so much there were tears in her eyes, Faragonda was leaning heavily on DuFour as she laughed almost as hard.

"Only if you be good and get your homework done Stella." Bloom said without skipping a beat as she put away the baggie, causing Stella to pout at that.

"You can have a juice box to tide you over until lunch." Bloom relented that much as she pulled out several juice boxes and handed one to each of the girls.

"Stupid plastic wrap. Bloom I can't get it open." Layla said trying to free her straw from the plastic wrap, causing Bloom to shake her head with a smile as she plucked the offending item from Layla's hand and easily opened the wrapper and stuck the straw into the juice box.

"She is 'Mom'ing the entire Winx club while they're on child leashes." One senior said with a snicker as she saw what was happening as the other girls happily sipped at their juice boxes and Tecna smugly nibbled on her cookie.

"I want this immortalized. Where's a camera?" Palladium asked with a grin while DuFour was cooing over the girls and their actions, not that they noticed since they were happily drinking their juice.

"I…I can't breath." Griselda managed to gasp out through her now nearly silent laughter as she began to calm down, only to glance at the girls drinking their juices, and busted back out into aching laughter that was nearly noiseless.

"Why didn't we think of this earlier?" Faragonda asked gasping for air herself with a wide grin on her face. The girls were never going to live this down.

"Because we aren't Ms. Bloom."