Winx Idea dump
By: FunahoMisaki
(A/N: I own nothing. These are just random one-shots.)
"Um Miss Bloom? I'm not sure I'm reading this talent right. It says you're a…'trick shot'?" The Host of the Miss Magix competition said causing Bloom to give him a small smirk. Boy had it surprised the others when they noticed that Bloom was in the competition too, it was surprising them even more to see her on stage in a tight black tank top and a pair of faded skinny pants with a jacket over the shirt.
"Yeah that's right. I'm good at trick shots." Bloom said pulling the pistol from her hidden shoulder holster to show that it was an earth gun, not a Magix Blaster.
"What kind of trick shots Ms. Bloom?" The host asked paling slightly as he stared nervously at the girl who grinned at him.
"Set up a target and I can do a ricochet shot onto it, if you want after that I can show you a few other tricks." Bloom said causing the man to nod and quickly doodle a target circle on a spare piece of paper on his clip board.
Looking around for a moment, he decided to set the target up exactly behind Bloom on the wall. Then he went backstage and told everyone to stay away from the wall, just because it was brick on the other side didn't mean that there couldn't be an accident.
"Right there huh?" Bloom asked glancing at the target behind her for a quick second before looking around the crowd in front of her.
"Nobody move a muscle." Bloom said with a smirk on her face as she raised the gun, pulling the trigger as the gun was aimed right where she wanted it to be.
There was a slight yelp and a slightly shrill shriek when the bullet hit a metal plate on one of the tables and ricocheted up to the ceiling, where it then hit one of the metal stage lights that was set up.
Bloom didn't bat an eye as the ricochet bullet flew by her head, less than a centimeter from her ear, and hit the target behind her at an angle.
"Bullseye." The host said looking shocked at the fact that she had actually hit the target without destroying anything or hitting anyone else.
"Is that enough of a demonstration? Or do I get to do a few more tricks?" Bloom asked blowing some smoke from the top of the gun, just because she felt like it, as she smirked at the host.
"Go ahead." The host squeaked in disbelief causing Bloom to dig in one pocket and withdraw three quarters.
"Do you want to test these? Make sure they're real and not spelled or anything?" Bloom offered holding the quarter to the host who weakly nodded and then tested the coins before biting them one at a time, wincing at the pain in his teeth.
"Now that you know that they're all real..." Bloom took the coins back without batting an eye before she threw them all into the air. Lifting her gun and aiming for a second, Bloom paused…and then shot the coins as they were coming back down.
Catching them in her free hand expertly, Bloom held them up between her fingers to show that all three coins had been pierced straight through the center with the single bullet.
"Wow." Even the Trix were amazed at the accuracy that the red head was showing.
"Alright for my next trick, I need a volunteer. If that's alright?" Bloom asked glancing at the host who weakly nodded, he wasn't going to say no to the girl while she had a gun in her hand.
"I'll do it!" Stormy said eagerly with a grin, jumping up on stage and making Bloom raise an eyebrow.
"Alright, this'll actually work better than I thought. Look through this deck of cards. Make sure that they're all in one piece, no holes and no doubles." Bloom said handing the storm witch a deck of cards and causing her to pout but dutifully flick through them.
"All clean." Stormy said making Bloom smirk at her.
"Alright you're about to do something you might find fun. Get a good strong wind going above the stage." Bloom instructed pointing up for emphasis and making Stormy look confused but start a strong controlled wind about five feet over their heads.
"Somebody want to pick a card? Choose any card!" Bloom asked the crowd at large.
"Queen of Hearts!" Darcy called immediately.
"Two of Spades!" Griselda called, struggling at her employer.
"Jack of Clubs!" A guy in the back called causing Bloom to nod.
"Okay. Queen of hearts, two of spades, and jack of clubs. That right?" Bloom asked earning nods from Stormy and the host, that's what they had heard.
"Alright Stormy keep the wind going strong enough to fling the cards around in the little tornado you have up there…on the count of three I want you to throw the entire deck up into it. Alright?" Bloom asked making the witch blink for a second.
"Let me get this right. You want me to threw the deck of cards… up into the tornado and fling them around whichever way I want with the wind?" Stormy asked for clarification and making Bloom shrug.
"As long as it stays above the stage and over our heads by at least a foot… go nuts." Bloom said making the storm witch grin.
"You are my new favorite fairy." Stormy said with a cackle, making her sisters snort slightly while Bloom just smirked again.
"One… two…" Bloom raised her gun as the winds got a little heavier and harder making her narrow her eyes and adjust her stance slightly.
"Three!" Bloom said making Stormy whoop as she threw the cards into the air and then began twisting and curling the wind, scattering the cards all over the air above the stage.
Bloom's gun barked twice almost immediately, and she paused for a second and swung her gun up over her own head before she pulled the trigger a third and final time.
"Alright Stormy. You can kill the wind but try to catch the cards." Bloom said holstering her gun and making the witch pout slightly but manipulate the wind to gather all the cards and drop them in her hands.
"Now find the Queen of Hearts, jack of clubs, and two of spades." Bloom said smirking and causing Stormy to dutifully flick through the cards to find the picked ones.
"Here's the Queen of… hearts?" Stormy was as shocked as everyone else when she lifted the first card only to find that it was split in half clean down the middle, with no sign of a bulls hold anywhere on it. There was just a clean even split down the middle of the card.
"No way!" Stormy said dropping the two halves and quickly scouring the deck for the two of spades and jack of clubs, looking even more shocked when she found them both split just like the queen was.
"But I had those thigs going like twenty miles an hour in a circle!" Storm said in disbelief causing Bloom to grin at her.
"Yeah that was kind of fun, more of a challenge too than just having someone throw them in the air." Bloom said while the crowd gapped in disbelief and shock.
"How good is your eyesight and aim?" Darcy questioned in disbelief as she stared at the red head who they kept antagonizing.
"Is that an offer for me to shoot you to prove it next time you three attack me?" Bloom asked raising an eyebrow.
"No!" The three sisters cried as one, wide eyed and definitely rethinking their strategy now.
"Well that's my last trick for now. So…yeah later, I need to go clean my gun." Bloom said with a smile and casual wave to the crowd as she left to backstage where her friends ambushed her with hugs and fawning over her trick and wondering how the hell she got that good.
Bloom just laughed when she was crowned Miss Magix as she was cleaning her gun.
The crowd couldn't decide whether to be awed or terrified of her shooting skills.
Bloom thought it was hilarious when she was dragged to Red Fountain the next day to show her skills again.
Those poor boys were running over themselves to stay on her good side when she shot a cigarette clean out of one of the teachers mouths without even looking at the guy.
Although she did admit to her friends that the only reason she did it was cause the guy was a misogynist that had annoyed her.