Random Winx Idea
By: FunahoMisaki
(A/N: I own nothing and this just popped into my head at random…don't ask me why. AU OOC Bashing and femslash all possible and likely.)
"What is with the babies?" One of the older fairies asked staring at the freshman that had seven apparent toddlers either riding on her or holding onto her legs and each wearing a different colored pacifier.
"We aren't babies. It's called a curse you simpleton." The green haired baby that was riding in one of Bloom's arms said sneering at the girl who blinked and then gaped at the seven toddlers, along with everyone else nearby that had heard that.
"We've got more power in our pinkie toes than most of you do in your whole bodies." A blond baby holding onto one of Bloom's legs said with a snicker, although he didn't look very threatening even with the rifle on his back that was scaled down to size.
"Easy guys. She didn't know, not a lot of people know about your curses back home so why would they be any different?" Bloom asked soothingly to the not-babies that calmed down at her words as she smiled at them.
"It doesn't do any good to get annoyed anyways. You'd think you would be used to this." The only apparent female toddler said from where she was riding on Bloom's left shoulder, a braided boy riding on the right shoulder, a boy wearing a black fedora on her back, and a hood covered toddler riding on her head.
"Reborn put away that gun. Turn Leon back into a backpack or something to ride in." Bloom didn't even have to glance at the boy on her back who had a small green gun in his hand.
The gun turned into a small lizard type creature that was also green before turning into a book-bag type carrier that the boy settled in as it hung off of Bloom's back. The poor boy gave off the distinct sense of pouting at his fun being taken from him.
"You can cause some chaos later. You'd think you of all people would know that you don't murder people in front of witnesses." Bloom said dryly and earning snickers from the other false toddlers.
"You all know the rules. You can attack someone who attacks us, but that's only physical and magical attacks not verbal. Until then behave." Bloom said giving all of the false babies a look that had them nodding their heads although most of them were pouting or sulking.
"Not like they'd get far if they did try to attack us." The hood wearing not-toddler said dryly even as they began snapping pictures of different things, such as the pouting fedora wearing boy.
"We are the Worlds Strongest from back home after all." A baby that was in Bloom's other arm wearing a small helmet said with a snicker.
"Who are they?" Griselda asked staring at the false toddlers and sensing the strong curse upon them but she had never seen anything like it.
"My name is Reborn, Ciaossu. Worlds Greatest Hitman, the Sun Acrobaleno, and certified tutor." The no longer pouting baby in the backpack with the yellow pacifier said poking his head out and making the braided boy move slightly so that he could be seen.
"I am Fon, the Storm and Fastest Acrobaleno, and a master of martial arts." The braided boy with the red pacifier said with a small bowing of his head in greeting.
"Lal. The Failed Acrobaleno, former member of military unit Combusin, and a Trainer from Hell." The female of the group with a grey pacifier said with a small grin at the end of it.
"I am the Great Skull-sama! Cloud Acrobaleno and Immortal Stuntman!" The helmet wearing boy cried happily as his purple pacifier bounced against his chest.
"Verde, Lighting Acrobaleno and scientist." The green haired boy said shortly as he fiddled with something while his green pacifier stood out against his lab coat.
"Mammon, Mist Acrobaleno and Information Brooker. Any more information will cost you." The hooded one said although neither the voice nor the name gave away its gender and it seemed to be the only toddler without a pacifier instead there were some chains where it would be.
"I'm Colonello! Rain Acrobaleno and former Combusin member!" The blond boy with the rifle and a blue pacifier said with a grin and causing Bloom to give the teacher a small sheepish smile. She'd have shrugged but she had Lal and Fon on her shoulders still.
"My name's Bloom. I'm the Sky Acrobaleno apparently but I'm the youngest of em and don't ask me how I became the Acrobaleno. I have no clue." Bloom said with a small grin as she glanced down at the orange pacifier around her neck.
"Because you were the strongest one in the world, we've told you that before." Lal said although her voice was fond as she glanced at the red head.
"Yes and I was just a normal civilian girl until you guys came and found me after this stupid thing attached itself to me out of the blue one day." Bloom said dryly and causing Skull to pat her arm in sympathy.
"Skull-sama knows how you feel. I was just a normal civilian Immortal Stuntman before I got the pacifier and curse." The helmeted Acrobaleno said in sympathy as Bloom gave him a completely flat look.
The rest of the gaping girls around them had no clue if she were joking or not but it didn't look like it.
Griselda just looked troubled, what exactly was Alfea getting into?
"Sure you were normal. Skull I have seen you be decapitated and heal from it as if it were nothing."