Random Winx Idea

By: FunahoMisaki

(A/N: I own nothing and this just popped into my head at random…don't ask me why. AU OOC Bashing and femslash all possible and likely.)

"Well damn. I think you just broke the scale." Bloom said stopping and looking at a girl about her age when she was out at Magix one day without her friends.

"Excuse me?" The blond demanded turning and glaring at Bloom who just shrugged a bit.

"Well yeah the beautiful scale goes from one to ten. You however have to be at least an eighty…on a bad day." Bloom said making the blond run that through her head for a moment before she blushes slightly and looked away.

"Well that's a new one." The blond said causing Bloom to look surprised.

"If someone's not telling you that you're beautiful, then they're lying to you." Bloom said honestly and making the girl blush brighter.

"My name's… Daisy. Nice to meet you." The blond said hesitating slightly and causing Bloom to smile and take the offered hand, bending over to kiss it while looking straight into the girls eyes.

"My name's Bloom. Always a pleasure to meet a vision of perfection." Bloom said causing the girls face to turn as red as the accents on her dress.

"Well you certainly know how to treat a lady of the court. I hail from Isis. May I ask which planet you belong with?" 'Daisy' asked making Bloom look surprised.

"Oh a noble type. Sorry I'm not too good with all that noble talk and etiquette stuff. I'm just a commoner from Earth." Bloom said with a small shrug of her shoulders and a weak shrug.

"That'll perfectly alright. All the high style talking and etiquette annoys me on occasion so it is refreshing to speak plain with someone. Earth? I thought it had lost its magic a long time ago?" 'Daisy' asked looking surprised as she stared at Bloom who shrugged.

"That's what everyone says. I've always been a bit of a freak though. If I am not being too forward then perhaps we can get some lunch? My treat." Bloom asked looking at the blond who smiled and took the offered arm with a smile.

"Lunch sounds lovely and since I'm off duty right now then I am more than happy to accompany you." Daisy said letting herself be led towards a small quiet café that she had seen before but never been in.

"Off-duty? From being a noble?" Bloom asked confused and making Daisy try and cover her words quickly.

"I am not a noble per say. I'm the bodyguard of her highness princess Diaspro of Isis. Since I am often by her side for many political and court gatherings I am seen as a member of the court, but not a noble." Daisy said letting the lie slip from her mouth although she seemed uneasy with how easy the lie was to say.

"Oh like Brandon and Sky are. That makes sense. Shouldn't you be with your princess though?" Bloom asked looking confused as she held out the chair for Daisy.

"Unlike most royals, my princess is more than able to fend for herself. Even if she did need help, she is currently in one of her lessons on becoming a queen with several other guards present, which is why I am able to take today off." Daisy said making Bloom nod in understanding at that.
"Okay then." Bloom said as she took her own seat.

"You know Prince Sky and his squire Brandon?" Daisy asked making Bloom nod her head.

"Yeah they're some friends of me and the other girls in my dorm. Stella's started dating Sky last week and Brandon tried asking me out but he's not my type." Bloom said causing Daisy to tense at that.

"Princess Stella of Solaria and Prince Sky of Eraklyon? Oh is princess Diaspro going to be mad about this." Daisy said and her eyes were narrowed in rage. She really was going to be furious about this.

"What do you mean?" Bloom asked confused and alert and Daisy idly noticed the air around them heat up a bit.

"Prince Sky is engaged to be married to Princess Diaspro, and has been for years." Daisy said making Bloom bare her teeth angrily as she glared out of the window by their table.

"I'm gonna burn his balls off." Bloom scowled but then calmed herself for a moment.

"I'll get my revenge on him for leading on my friend later. Right now I'm about to have lunch with the most beautiful woman on the planet and I'd much rather focus on you." Bloom said calming her temper and making a few notes in her head on who to talk to later about spreading the information around, after she warned Stella that is.

"You are a sweet-talker, although to be honest I wouldn't mind getting some revenge on him either. Two timing two princess… he has it coming and this won't even be the worst he gets." Daisy said with a grin that spoke of pain for the one on the receiving end of her ire.

"I like the way you think gorgeous." Bloom said just as another couple walked into the café holding hands.

"Miss Bloom?" DuFour was startled at seeing her student who looked just as surprised to see her.

"Madam DuFour. Looks like I'm not the only one enjoying the company of a beautiful woman." Bloom said looking surprised but grinning weakly at her teacher who blushed a bit.

"I like this one hun. She has good tastes." The purple haired woman holding DuFour's hand said with a snicker.

"Oh I meant you with that one. You're obviously enjoying the company of one of the most beautiful women on the planet." Bloom said with a smirk and making the slightly green skinned woman cackle at that while DuFour blushes to the roots of her hair.

"Very good tastes. I like this fairy." The green skinned woman said with a smirk as she guided DuFour to a table near Bloom's.

"If she's one of the most beautiful...who are the others?" Daisy asked raising an eyebrow curiously at Bloom who shirked back at her.

"Well you're obviously the most beautiful but you have to admit that there are quite a few others who are pretty damn cute…or hot…or sexy… depending on how you look at them." Bloom said smirking and earning a brilliant blush from the blond across from her.

"Charmer." Daisy said looking away shyly for a second.

"Ironic since I can barely pass my charms class." Bloom said earning a snort from DuFour.

"That's because you put too much power into your spells. Lower your power usage and you'd master the charms in no time." DuFour said making Bloom glance at her and smirk.

"I'll remember that." Bloom said making Daisy smile at her.

"I don't know. Overpowered charms might be just what we need when we get even with that two timing jerk." Daisy said with a small wicked grin on her face.

"Good point. Overpowered charms and a penchant for fire might come in handy." Bloom said with a wicked grin on her face and a glint in her eyes.

"Oh a two timer~? Someone is two timing one of my girls~" DuFour's voice was a bit more musical than normal as she tensed and clenched her fists at that information.

"Prince Sky is dating Stella but he's engaged to Princess Diaspro of Isis. Daisy here told me about the engagement when I mentioned how I knew him because he was dating one of my friends. Now we're having a date over lunch and talking about how to best enact punishment on the ass." Bloom said her voice cheerful but her smile dangerous.

"Date?" Daisy near squeaker as she almost choked on her glass of water. The witch with DuFour gave an unholy grin as she looked at Bloom.

"Oh me and you are going to get along just fine. Tell me have you considered adding boils, disgusting smells and massive amounts of physical and mental damages to your plan?" The woman asked making Bloom grin back.

"Disgusting smells are a given, and my original idea was to burn his hair and balls off until Daisy said I wouldn't be the only one who is going to give him he'll. I need to leave something of him for the others…after Stella and this Diaspro lady get their whacks and spells in of course." Bloom said cheerfully.

"Grif. No corrupting my student." DuFour said without even glancing at her date while she took a sip of her tea.

"Hun! I found a daughter for us!" The witch said cheerfully and then ducked because DuFour shot her tea from her mouth at amazing velocity.

"Wow." Bloom said impressed at how far the spray went. The red head grinned as she looked between her teacher and her date. Griffin cackled at the girls words and how red DuFour and 'Daisy' had turned.

"Got a date, a set of parents, and a plan for revenge against a two timing ass. Today's been awesome."