Random Winx Idea

By: FunahoMisaki

(A/N: I own nothing and this just popped into my head at random…don't ask me why. AU OOC Bashing and femslash all possible and likely.)

"Hey teach quick question." Bloom asked causing Palladium to go wide eyed in horror while the students paid rapt attention to what was about to happen. They didn't know why but for the last few weeks Bloom had been doing a bunch of weird shit, her friends were just amused or exasperated with her antics except for Roxy who acted as her enabler the rest of the school? Yeah while the students were trying to figure out what the hell she was doing, they mostly just sat back and enjoyed the chaos if it wasn't aimed at them. The teachers on the other hand seemed just about done with everything.

Aside from Faragonda who watched it all happen with popcorn at the ready.

"Yes?" Palladium near squeaked out fearfully, although no one could really blame him.

"Is it true that if one of us dies during the test on ghosts then it's cancelled?" Bloom asked causing Palladium to pale a few of the others to shift their seats a little farther from the unhinged red head.

"Bloom no. We've been over this. No murdering our classmates." Flora said causing a few of the students to scoot their chairs even further from Bloom…and the rest of her friends just to be on the safe side.

"Besides the test continues we just have to fight against the ghost of whoever dies later in the practical." Stella said even as she filed her nails, looking completely unbothered by the looks of disbelief and fear that they were getting.

"Oh…Tecna if the test looks hard fake a heart attack." Bloom said making Tecna raise an eyebrow.

"Very well. Should I go with the classic STEMI heart attack or something else like a Coronary spasm or perhaps an ACS?" Tecna asked looking at her leader who tilted her head slightly with a frown.

"Just drop on the ground and wiggle." Bloom said earning a roll of the eyes but a small smile from the pink haired technology fairy.

"That's quite enough!" Palladium said trying to regain order to the classroom that was beginning to snicker now that they knew Bloom wasn't planning on murdering someone. Yet at least. They wouldn't put it past her to plan a murder later if it was needed.

"Don't worry ya'll. I got this." Bloom said and then in an instant she went completely limp on the floor and stopped moving. The entire class busted out laughing, she was so comically placed and even managed to get her skin to drain of all color that it looked like she had actually died right then and there.

"Ms. Bloom that is enough. Get off of the floor." Palladium said sighing and moving towards the red head when she made no movements, even though that position could not be comfortable for her.

"Ms. Bloom I am quite serious get off of the floor immediately or else you will b-holy shit her heart did stop!" Palladium cried reaching out to pull her up and yelping at how cold the girls skin was. As a fire fairy her body temperature always ran higher than normal and yet now she was cold as ice!

"What?!" More than a few girls yelped as all laughter stopped and everyone gathered around to try and see if the girl really had died right then and there while they were laughing. The only ones not bothered were the rest of the Winx who looked completely bored with everything even as Musa put up a camera to record it.

"Someone go get Ophelia or DuFour! Call the hospital!" Palladium was near freaking out as he checked the girls pulse even though her lips were a dark shade of blue already rather than the normal pink.

"Oh my god."

"I can't believe it."

"She's really dead?"

"Why aren't the Winx bothered?"

"So is the test cancelled yet or should I go back to being dead some more?" Bloom asked even though she had yet to regain her color or sit up, causing everyone to jump back with a yelp while Palladium fell on his ass.

"Zombie!" More than one girl screamed.

"Well not quite but close." Bloom said with a shrug as she sat up and stared at them with unblinking dead blue eyes.

"I think you broke the professor." Tecna said waving her hand in front of Palladiums face while the man merely stared at Bloom and jabbered slightly about nothing in particular.

"It was only a matter of time before someone snapped. I can't believe Roxy wins the bet on who would be the first one to do it though." Stella said frowning and sighing, well that was her down forty bucks.

TIMNMMMEEEE SKIPPPPPP

"I can understand how funny that was Bloom but was it quite necessary?" Faragonda asked with a smile on her face as she fixed two glass of tea and carried them over to the table in between the sofa and arm chair in the hidden part of her office. A part usually reserved for teachers but was currently occupied by Bloom who was sprawled across the sofa like a lazy cat.

"Nope." Bloom said popping the p on purpose even as Faragonda also set down some of the snacks that she knew Bloom preferred.

"You're going to keep doing things like this for the rest of the year or until everyone finds out about the truth aren't you?" Faragonda asked the still deathly pale girl who had yet to regain her color, apparently she was staying like this the rest of the day to freak people out. Something that was working to great effect actually.

"Yep. I would just come out and tell them but honestly if they haven't noticed it by now…" Bloom trailed off before she could insult everyone again, Faragonda always gave her a stern look and a slight scolding whenever she heard the red head mutter an insult about the teachers and most of the students. Although even Faragonda would admit that a good many of her students were naïve or just plain stupid, she just didn't like for it to be pointed out.

"In their defense, you are very good at hiding it. The only ones that know are the other girls and myself, although I'm sure at least Griffin suspects but those boys you used to hang around with are still in the dark and don't understand why you broke up with young Prince Sky…finally." Faragonda said adding that last part with a slight smirk since she had never really liked the boy, especially because of the fact that he had hidden his real identity and essentially two timed one of her students. A girl she saw as a surrogate granddaughter.

Something that had made the realization of the truth that much harder to swallow and accept.

"Against them however is the fact that I'm not even bothering to hide it anymore. I'm fairly sure that Ms. Ophelia has a great suspicion as well as Ms. DuFour but neither one of them has put all the pieces together yet. I think that may largely be due to the fact that they simply don't want to believe it." Bloom said even as she snagged a cookie and contently nibbled on it.

"I don't blame them. I didn't want to believe it either." Faragonda said with a heavy sigh and earning a shrug from Bloom.

"No one did, least of all me. That's probably the reason I'm still here. I didn't want to believe it and fought against it so much…I never did thank you did I? For going back and getting that." Bloom said emphasizing the last word with a pointed look out the balcony towards Faragondas private garden area which was set up in its own subspace pocket.

Said sub space pocket was currently open showing the large amount of flowers in the garden and the ring of rose bushes near the center. Each of them had been delicately grown and tended too by the headmistress and each one was a different color with the front one being a deep bloody red that had pulsing orange veins like fire.

"It's quite alright dear. I couldn't have left it in the lake after all, especially after the ice was destroyed and melted. Anyone could have stumbled across it and then that would be quite the pickle wouldn't it?" Faragonda said although she had a small sad smile on her face even as Bloom let out a nearly witch like cackle at the thought of the chaos that someone else finding it would have caused.

"Speaking of chaos reigning…mind letting me in on what your next prank will be and who the target will be? I have a few more ideas for you if you'd like to hear them after all." Faragonda said taking one of the cookies for herself while Bloom threw back her tea in one large gulp. It wasn't like she had to worry about the scalding heat of the tea, or about choking on it.

"Always eager to hear some of your ideas for chaos. Even if they don't learn the truth about me you'd think one of the teachers would figure out who supplies me with several ideas and items." Bloom said with a cackle before she took another cookie and almost swallowed the whole thing in one bite.

"Oh I'm sure Griselda and Wizgiz have their suspicions about me aiding you but they haven't said anything about it yet. Or not to me at least." Faragonda said with another sip of her tea.

The two of them sat and talked for over an hour as they enjoyed the cookies and tea and discussed the chaos that was to be unleashed next.

Inside the sub space pocket a soft breeze took a single flower from the front rose bush in the ring and blew it from its' weak stem and over the rose bush itself.

The flower gently floated away from thorns trying to snag and tear it and instead landed on the single stone slab in the center of the circle.

'Here Lies Bloom Peters who did everything to save us.

And no one knew about the sacrifice until she told them.

A brave girl and a fierce warrior who was far too stubborn.

To let Death win.'