Random Winx Idea

By: FunahoMisaki

(A/N: I own nothing and this just popped into my head at random…don't ask me why. AU OOC Bashing and femslash all possible and likely.)

"Oh wow you think I care." Bloom said completely and utterly done with the bullshit in the magical realms as her birth parents tried to tell her who she could and could not marry or date. Well not that she was actually going to marry the pansy ass Prince Sky but they didn't know that.

"Young lady!" Her birth father King Oritel yelled while Bloom just eyed him unconcerned for a few seconds.

"You bore me. Pinot Noir why are we still putting up with this crap?" Bloom asked not even looking at who she was talking too and making Roxy shrug a bit as her stance became more confident.

"Because it was an assignment and we haven't had a chance to tell them to fuck off and go back home?" Roxy asked more than said while the rest of the Winx stiffened at the use of the alcoholic codename.

"Ah. In that case…call Rum. We're about to go back home now cause I'm sick of this bullshit where they think that just because they gave birth to me that they can dictate my life." Bloom said making Roxy nod and step away a bit as she pulled out a cellphone that looked different from the ones everyone was used to seeing.

"Roger that." Roxy said as she dialed a certain number that she had memorized and began to talk in a soft undertone to whoever answered.

"Bloom?" Miriam asked confused as she stared at her daughter.

"The name's Curacao." Bloom said and with a snap of her fingers her hair turned a pure silver color and her eyes were no longer both blue. Well they were but not how they remembered it.

The right one was the same cyan blue they knew, the left one was a pale transparent blue that made it look almost as if she were blind.

"Okay girls. Fall in and report." Bloom ordered as her skin became paler and her body filled out to a more healthy figure than what she had been sporting. Something which had quite a few of the men in the room blushing or drooling a bit over her new figure.

"Chardonnay ready when you are boss." Stella said saluting Bloom.

"Merlot on standby." Tecna said in an almost emotionless voice.

"Monastrell just waiting for the word." Musa said nodding and crossing her arms to hide the magical blast she was preparing if anyone gave them a hard time.

"Zinafandel ready for anything ma'am." Layla said as her eyes roved around everyone for any signs of treachery, and she was ready to summon a shield of morphix at any given moment.

"Sauvignon Blanc awaiting your command." Flora sounded positively gleeful at being able to apparently shed her disguise now.

"Good so everyone's here since Pinot is making the call. Get ready to go girls. We're heading back to headquarters asap." Bloom said making the girls nod and summon their go bags as Bloom called them and making Roxy hang up the phone.

"We're to report to 'that person' as soon as we arrive back at headquarters. Make sure to keep up the network and don't let all that we've done go to waste. Those are our only assignments at the moment." Roxy reported to her superior who nodded her head and looked as if she expected that.

"Assignments? Report? What are you talking about?" Oritel demanded looking confused and alarmed at his daughters sudden change in appearance and her and her friends attitude change.

"You think I care about what you want? Please I've been raised on Earth and don't even know you two. Why should I care about your opinion of me?" Bloom asked raising an eyebrow at the two and causing them to look as if she had slapped them with a fish or two.

"Not only that but what makes you think I'll let you just swoop in and dictate my life? You didn't even realize or notice that I was under a glamour to look how everyone expected me too. The magic backlash from traveling during a war had some effects as you can see." Bloom said waving a hand towards her hair and her eyes even as she began putting her hair up in a pony tail. She was probably about to get into a fight and have to beat the hell out of someone so that she and her group of agents could leave unmolested and she was able to focus better when her hair wasn't flying in her face.

"The strain from the travel caused my hair to turn silver as you can see. Some of the magic took from my body, draining one of my eyes of its color until it's almost transparent…and some of the magic hit my brain and caused an arch in it. So tell me why I should care about those who had no clue of what their actions did to me before I had even been old enough to walk?" Bloom asked her tone utterly bored and as if she were just reciting some facts.

"Besides I was only here on an assignment for my boss…speaking of which how did none of you notice that I was physically older than I should be? Honestly I'm in my twenties and yet everyone seems to think that I'm only nineteen or so. You couldn't even tell that much?" Bloom asked mocking them slightly at the end and causing them to flush embarrassed and ashamed since now that she mentioned it…she had looked a little more mature than the other girls that they had thought were her age.

"Your…boss?" Miriam asked with tears in her eyes since Bloom was right. She really didn't know her baby at all…well…Bloom wasn't really a baby anymore was she?

"When I had been abandoned on Earth I had been found by a nice couple that worked for an organization. As I grew up I was trained to become an agent for that organization as well. I am now one of the highest ranking members and confidante of the second in command. I am in essence an all purpose secretary. If the second in command needs anything done from spying to stealing to killing I am the one he sends to do his bidding. I am not some weak little princess who needs saving." Bloom said and as she spoke flames of every color began to swirl around her feet. Red, green, blue, orange and white. The colors of her codename.

"I am no savior. I am a killer. I am no hero. I am a criminal. I am no princess. I am a codenamed member of an organization that lives in the shadows." Bloom said as the flames swirled around her and her friends higher and higher to teleport them to Earth where they would report to the boss. Or she would. The new ones would stay silent while she reported and made her ire at Rum trying to brain wash her known.

It was a rule of thumb in the organization that if you were caught or defeated by another member close to your standing then they were the next to take your place. Rum had his just deserts coming after a long time of her forced enslavement to his will. And she had quite a few new magical tricks that he can't block or know how to deal with.

"I am not Princess Bloom of Sparx." Bloom's words echoed around the palace.

Her mismatched eyes glowed through the flames that reflected her codename before they all vanished in the swirl of fire.

"I am Curacao."