Whan Bafman Gefs Dwump (When Batman Gets Drunk)
Batcave 1:45 AM two days INCEDENT
Batman: Wha day if is? (What day is it)
Dick: What?
Batman: I saf whaf day if fis? (I said what day is it)
Dick: Uh... Monday? I think
Batman: Wha Hafened? I cant feef my thung. (What happened? I can't feel my tongue.)
Dick: Do i need to get you something, a translator maybe?
Batman: *Grabs notebook and pencil, and starts writing* What happened i can't feel my tongue
Dick: Oh umm you fell unconscious! :D
Batman: why?
Dick: Ummmm DUH you were drunk! Dude it was epic!
Batman:Umm no it wasn't.
Dick: Uh, yes you were you can barely talk, thank you very much.
Batman: I wasn't that drunk! You asshole *erases you asshole*
Dick: Dude you were trying to kiss me thinking i was Diana!
Batman: Well be thankful i was sober enough to drive you home
Dick: I drove you home, you... were... driving... *clears throat* in the passangers seat with a paper plate, and then you started singing *fakes falsetto* AND I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU, in your Batman voice, then after that you tried to jump out the window, and i somehow managed to keep you in the car, then after i rescued you from that you started making out with the head of the seat thinking it was Diana AGAIN! By the way i can set you up with Diana, oh and when we got to the Batcave you ordered pizza, and when the teenage pizza dude poor guy by the way he was happy due to the money you gave him, but was traumatized by the way you started shouting TEENAGERS SCARE THE LIVING SHIT OUTTA ME! Then you started throwing 100 dollar bills at his face screaming PLAESE LEAVE I DON'T WANNA DIE I'M TOO PRETTY TO DIE, LOOK AT ME I'M SOO SEXY DON'T YOU WANT TO FUCK ME! WELL YOU CAN'T I'M DATING DIANA WE JUST HAD A HOT DATE A FEW SECONDS AGO! Refering back to the seat you were making out with minutes before thinking it was Diana AGAIN! And then you tried to make out with pizza dude thinking it was DIANA AGAIN! But like seriously dude, just ask her out, i mean we all know you got problems but... they're not that bad!
Batman: *Jaw falls down and starts drowling due to the fact that his mouth and tongue are still numb*
Dick: EW! Bruce! ALFRED GET THE BABY BOTTLE THE K.I.D IS DROWLING AGAIN!
Batman: I'm frolling again? (I'm drooling again?)
Dick: What?!
A/N: I messed up on the chapter but, i fixed it... maybe... not quite sure... i'll check it in the morning anywho i got the idea from a meme where Jason gets drunk and he thinks he is sober enough to drive Dick home, and well i let my mind do the rest.