JOKER & BOOBIES
A/N: Soo.. this is how you know that we got too bored during math class. This was more of Alex's/TheGhostOfOhio idea so i give her more credit.
Gotham Club 2:45
Waitress: Umm... sir I don't think I should give you more alcohol...
Batman: I'm the goddamn Batman! I WILL GET MY BEER *throws money and Damian at the waitress*
Damian: YA! GET EM DAD!
Flash: Just give him what he wants or else he won't leave you alone. HE. WILL. HAUNT. YOUR. FUCKING. DREAMS.
Batman: *Singing* and i will haunt your fucking dreams! NO ONE WILL FUCK YOU LIKE I DID SO GO AND WRITE THAT SCARLET LETTER!
Tim: Yeah! Dad keep it up! *In awe*
Batman: *Goes to the karaoke machine and sings Alone by Falling in reverse at the top of his lungs*
Jason, Dick, Tim, and Damian: *somehow also drunk join Batman and start to sing/scream the song with Batman*
Flash: *Looks at waitress* See what did i tell you?
Joker: HELLO HANDSOMES!
Superman: What is the Joker doing here?!
Joker: I own the place!
Batman: *Thinking Joker is Diana gets shirtless exposing those nice abs and pecs* HELLO MY LOVE!
Joker: Who's he talking to?
Batkidz: *Also thinking Joker is Diana* HEY! DIANA WHATCHA DOIN' HERE?!
Joker: Oh! I can use this against them! *laughs evilly then pretends to be Diana*
Damian: *Throws up due to his 10yr oldness*
Joker: Eww! Waitress lady thingymajiggy you're a lady right? If not then... GO GET ONE... 'cause you don't look like one.
Waitress: *Sighs* Sir i can asure you i am a lady.
Joker: PROVE IT!
Waitress: Uhh... how?
Joker: Oh you have those boobie thingy's ARE THOSE FAKE? *Pokes the boob various times to confirm realness*
Waitress: *Uncomfortably trumatized*
Joker: (After a minute of poking the boobies intensely he tries to pull them off.) WHY WON'T THESE COME OFF ARENT THEY REMOVABLE?!