Dumbledore's Gay
A/N: My friend loves Harryb Potter fan and i am ok with it, and one day she came in math class yelling DUMBLEDORE'S GAY! So it progessed from there.
Wayne Manor 4:53 PM
Batman: *Pulls out a Harry Potter book*
Dick: DUMBLEDORE IS GAY!
Jason: What?!
Dick: YES! IKR?!
Batman: I was trying to read!
Dick: And if you read the Mortal Instruments Alec is gay! OMG OMG OMG
Batman: Are you gay? I mean your name is Dick so that make sense...
Wonder Woman: *Pops out of nowhere* I SUPPORT *Pulls out a gay pride flag* WHENS THE PRIDE PARADE?!
"Dick: In a year...
Batman: WHO CARES *Throws pride flags out of nowhere, and gets in the Batmobile with Wonder Woman, and they go around the world throwing pride flags at everyone*
Jason: *Hands someone a parade flag* Support the cause or i'll kill you, if you move i kill you.
Random person who we named Mellissia, because Melissia is a nice name: But sir, how would i grab the fl-
Jason: *Shoots her* Did i mention don't talk, no? Oh well... OOPS! Sorry not sorry. Oh! Also when you get to hell can you please tell Hades i'm coming over for Thanksgiving! *Skips away*