A/N: Okay so we wrote this on the spot in a science class so we might have rushed this a little bit. Also the reason I wasn't updating a lot is because of testing which is still going on, but I have some free time.
8:00 AM Gotham Elementary School
Bruce: Bye Dick! Love you old chum!
Dick: Bye daddy! (hahhaha you thought wrong ;))
Teacher we randomly named Andrew Vincent Bostwick: Okay kids let's introduce ourselves! You first *points at Dick*
Dick: Hi! My name's Dick and I like sucking dick!
Nuns: *Horrified because they lost their sanity in one second*
Dick: Actually my dad made me say that... he was trying not to laugh... and then my mom started screaming bloody murder anyways I like sucking dick, and you should too, dad says moms a good one too.
A/N: And my friend just did that ( I just got the idea of Dick's first day of school when Anna took it from there...)