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Harry groaned as he sat at the guild's bar. He had just got back from his latest job capturing a dark guild called Glorious Bogeyman.

As he sat there he cast a look around the guild. Cana as usual was surrounded by half a dozen empty alcohol barrels well she stared to drink out a full one. Her drinking buddies Macao and Wakaba were already passed out drunk. Loke was over at one of the tables with a girl under each arm. Elfman was preaching about being a man to anyone that would listen.

'It seems that most of the guild members are out on jobs.' He thought as he saw Mira make her way over to him.

"Hello Harry, when did you get back?" she asked.

"A few minutes ago." He replied.

Mira looked him over, noticing his right shoulder being bandaged up. "How did your job go?" She asked with concern.

"It was fine for the most part. After tracking Glorious Bogeyman half way across Fiore for a few weeks, I found where they were hiding. Capturing them wasn't hard, all I had to do was set up some rune traps. The only problem came in the form of their leader. He was smart enough to not get caught in any of the traps and he was well versed in Earth Magic. He managed to hit my shoulder, dislocating it. Thank god Freed made me learn how to wield my rapier with both my left and right hands." He explained. "So what's been happening around here?"

"Oh, nothing much. Master left for the guild masters meeting at Clover and Erza, Natsu, Grey, Happy and the new girl Lucy teamed up to not only form the strongest team but also take down that dark guild called Eisenwald. Natsu and Lucy stole an S-class quest, Grey went to stop them and Erza after she found out also went after them." Mira said. "So how long are you staying in town?"

"Don't know. When Master saw me walk in, he made me go over what happened, after I explained how the mission went to him, he kind of banned me from missions of a few weeks." He said with a shrug.

"HARRY!" A slightly drunk Cana scream as she tackled him off his seat.

"What hell Cana." Harry moaned in pain as he had landed on his shoulder.

"Macao and Wakaba are passed out and I'm nowhere near drunk enough. So you and I are going to have a drinking contest." She said with a nod.

"Um… Cana I'm only fourteen, I'm not old enough to drink. And besides it's not even 11 am." He said.

"Oh well. It's not like you have a choice." She stated as she stood up and started dragged him over to her table.

"MIRA HELP ME!"

Later that Day

Mira smiled as she looked over at where Cana and Harry had their drinking contest. Harry, despite being only 14 had a surprisingly high alcohol level. And Cana, well, she's Cana. That being said both were currently passed out on top of a table. In her opinion the scene in front of her was rather cute. Cana had her arms wrapped tightly around Harry's head, pressing it in between her large breasts. Harry's arms were wrapped around her waist and their legs intertwined.

Mira smirked. "Reedus."

"Oui?" Reedus asked.

"Can you please paint this?" She asked well pointed at the two.

"Oui"

-Time Skip-

Harry sighed. Last night the Fairy Tail guild hall was attacked by the Phantom Lord guild. So all the fairy tail members, minus those on jobs, were gathered in the basement.

As had become the usual for Harry, Cana and he were sitting at a table together drinking together. 'Damn you Cana. Getting me addicted to this stuff. I'm running through my jewels twice as fast now. And it doesn't help that she makes me pay for her booze as well.' Harry thought.

Cana wrapped her left arm around Harry's waist and rested her chin on his shoulder. 'She's gotten real handsy lately.'

Mira, from where she was serving a guild member looked over to the 2 and growled. 'Ever since she got drunk with him, she's been all over him. I should have helped him. She is trying to seduce him. She will not succeed.' She thought.

"Harry." Cana slurred slightly.

"Yes Cana?"

"Since Master said we should keep in groups, how about we head back to your home?" Cana suggested.

"Wouldn't it be better if you go back to Fairy Hills? There would be more people there." Harry said.

"But who would be with you? Freed still isn't here, so you'd be all by yourself." She said as she pushed further into him. "Think about it Harry. You and me all alone. Just the two of us."

His gaze dropped from her face for a few seconds and what he saw made him blush. Cana's cleavage was right in his face. All he could do was gulp.

The Next Day

"Dark Écriture: Pain" Harry yelled as he swung his rapier.

All around Fairy Tail and Phantom Lord wizards clashed. Early this morning, Fairy Tail found three of their guild mates, beaten and tied to a tree. And thus Fairy Tail went to war.

'I really regret allowing Cana over last night. She may be damn near immune to hangovers but I'm certainly not.' He thought.

"Dark Écriture: Venom. Dark Écriture: Pain. Dark Écriture: Slay." He shouted as he carved his way through the mages in front of him, leaving bodies lying in his wake.

All of a sudden something crashed into the floor, stooping the fight. The smoke cleared to reveal Master Makarov laying in a small crater.

'He's green. That can't be good.' Harry thought.

A set of doors opened to reveal 4 people. In front of the man in the centre floated Lucy. He went on to explain what happed to the Master. After, the Phantom Lord wizards went on the offense, putting Fairy Tail on the defensive.

"Everyone." Erza called out as she held the Master. "Retreat."

-SCR Out-