Screwball was trapped in a Sub-Dimension where time was sped up drastically

My Personal Playground

Screwball's Pov

Central City was an okay city to live, but then again it was better than being trapped in that place of white for so long. However this place could use a makeover. My thoughts are soon directed to something moving very fast, and right at me. It passes right by me in a blur of black and blue causing me to spin around like a mini twister. Once I stop spinning I noticed that I was in the air and below me was a streak of red following the black one, it was then that I noticed that I wasn't falling

"Oh..I can fly? Or is it Levitating?, Hovering? I guess the answer is D" I say coloring the D on a scranton sheet with a number 2 pencil

"All the Above!" I say causing myself to laugh and throw away the school items

"Now that I have an aerial view I can fix this ugly city, but first I don't even know what I look like"

"I could really use a mirror" I say as a full length mirror appears before me

Looking at the mirror I gaze upon my beautiful body, I had beautiful and flawless skin, not a single freckle, mole, or zit, c cup breasts, long light purple hair that curled at the ends with multiple white streaks in it. My clothing attire was absolutely stunning, a dark purple tank top over a light purple sundress with a pair of short purple Jean shorts, a dark pink and black striped stocking on my right leg and a dark and light purple striped stocking on my left, on my right foot was a darling emerald green heeled boot and a purple heeled boot on the left, the final item of clothing was a lovely purple pearl necklace, but the most distinguished feature were my eyes, they were purple with black spirals, no pupils what so ever

"Damn Girl...you look absolutely hot" I say to my reflection

"Why thank you Beautiful, you look pretty hot yourself" my reflection said giving me a seductive wink

"Thank you love" I say blushing at the compliment before snapping my fingers causing the mirror to vanish

"Now then where do I start..." I say crossing my legs while still in the air.

Putting a finger on my chin I start to think until a physical lightbulb materializes above my head promptly lightning up before burning out

"God damn it" I say unscrewing the lightbulb

"Here you go"

I immediatelygrab the lightbulb before throwing the dead bulb behind me

"Thank you Screwball" I say screwing in the new bulb

"No problem Screwball..(POOF)" my Screwball copy says before poofing out of existence

"Okay..let's..start..with..the clouds..I am kinda hungry and I've got a bit of a sweet tooth today" I say snapping my fingers as I watch the magic happen

The clouds above start to descend before turning pink and pouring brown rain, the Cotton Candy Clouds rained my favorite drink Chocolate Milk, pulling out a glass chalice I have it filled with the sweet drink before drinking it. Then an idea popped into my head

"And candy cane trees should liven the city up" I say turning all the tree's to Candy Canes

The next thing I change were the sidewalks, I changed the color pattern on them from concrete gray to checkered pink and brown. Some of the building I turned to gingerbread houses/Apartments and the others I lifted them off the ground turning them upside down. This place was looking more and more beautiful by the second, that is until my attention is caught by a blur of red racing down the road, as he gets on the street I'm on a idea comes to mind making me smile. Snapping my fingers the road is covered in slippery soap, the red blur slips on the road promptly colliding into a car which in turn made me laugh, using my powers I call forth a normal cloud and sit on it as it makes its way towards the man in red. I stop in front of him as he looks at me

"Man take about best wipeouts ever, let's see what the judges think" I say pointing left where a table of three Screwball judges stood

Judge #1 gives him a perfect 10, Judge #2 give him a perfect 10, and Judge #3 gives him a 01, Judge #2 takes notice of the mistake Judge #3 made and gives her a nudge with her elbow, having noticing her mistake Judge #3 rotates her sign giving the man in red a perfect 10 before vanishing in a puff of smoke

"Well there you have it, you have a perfect 10 for 10 here's your trophy" I say handing him both a gold trophy saying wipeout on it and a Dunce cap on his head

I begin to laugh seeing him in the Dunce cap, and him trying to get up made me laugh even harder. It took him a few times but he finally managed to stand up on the pink and brown checkered sidewalk

"27 slips...you know your quite persistent...why if I didn't know any better I'd say you were...A Superhero!" I say floating in place dressed like a superhero with a flowing cape(Superman but with a purple and pink color scheme and a screw and Baseball symbol on chest instead of the S) before reverting back to my lovely clothing

"I am..I'm the Flash, I protect Central City" the Flash said keeping his distance from me

"Well it's nice to meet you Flashy, I'm Screwball" I say as a hand appears in front of the Flash

He Hesitantly takes hold of the hand before receiving a good shock. I laugh at the fact that the hero fell for one of the oldest tricks in the book. As I laugh I hold up my hand showing a powerful version of the classic Joybuzzer(the bodiless hand did the same)

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...I...Hahaha...can't believe..hahaha..you fell...haha... for that" I say holding my stomach from laughing

The Flash's body then begins to arc lightning as he launches at me, moments before he comes close to touching me I turned myself into smoke, causing him to pass right through me. I laugh as I solidify myself

"Man you can't get a break can you?" I say floating above him

It was then that my attention is drawn to countless police officers forming a barrier around me, I decided to humor them and removed the soap from the road, they all aim there guns at me which made me laugh. I vanish from above the Flash and appear right in front of one of the officers(floating at eye level)

"Well aren't you a cutie" I say smiling at him

I gently place my hands on his face as I look directly into his eyes, I then feel my eye start to spin as I place him under my spell

"Tell me do you love me?" I asked the officer

"Of-of Course I do" he said with a light pink tint in his eyes

"Would you die for me?" I ask smiling the entire time

The hypnotised Officer took his gun and aimed it at the side of his head

"Y-yes" he said trying to resist my magic

"Then pull the trigger" I say as the others tried to stop him but I glued there feet to the concrete

As he is moments from ending his life I feel something latch on my wrist, my powers leave my body as I fall to the ground and everything goes white

So I decided to delete chapter's 3 & 4 because I didn't like how I wrote them, they were a rushed Sloppy mess, and I hate myself for that. So I hope that you could forgive me for the horrible travesty I am done.

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