a/N hey guys i got some mean reviews that i thought was really mean but im just gonna ignore them bc i dont have to answer to mean stuff but also its ok bc i got a lot of nice comments! ! ! ! but someone asked why snape was in the last chapter but its just because hes an expert in dark stuff so he knew the answer so he answered the question! ! ! but he wasnt in the threesome bc that would be a weird age difference bc snape went to school with harrys parents and stuff
chapter 4: a dangerous gay
harry and tom were in the chamber of secrets and tom was putting his dick in harrys butt because the floors were slimy so he slipped but also because they both liked it but then pansy came in. "omg are you having sex" said pansy "yeah but its ok because its straight sex" said tom "ew gross" said pansy and she started to look like it was really gross but then harry asked why it was gross? ? ? ? but then pansy said "because im gay so its gross".
then harry started screaming a lot because gays are dangerous but then the basilisk ate pansy because it was hungry (but also because snakes cant be gay even if they eat it) and then it was ok again.