When Parappa had woken up, he didn't remember what had happened last night until some vague memories had started coming back... He was walking seemingly without actually trying and walked to Lammy's house. Which didn't make sense in itself, but then he realized he was in his own backyard.
His dad finally walked to the yard after he couldn't find his son in his bed.
"Parappa," he said, "your friends and the police are here to see you. I told them that they probably have the wrong person, and that you've been in bed the whole night, but I see you're on the grass in the back yard for some reason."
"But," Parappa said, "I don't know how-"
"It's alright," Papa Parappa said, "but let's just clear up this whole mess and prove your innocence."
The two dogs walked into the house, with the younger one confused about the situation, where they saw Jonas the police officer along with Katy, Ma-San and Lammy, who looked weary as if she didn't sleep.
Katy looked stern.
"Parappa," Katy began, "I'm very disappointed with you. You think you know someone well enough until they pull this kind of thing!"
"It's alright, Miss," Jonas said, "From what your friend's complaints were, this young man broke into her apartment and basically assaulted her by restraining her against her will and force-fed her."
Parappa looked shocked, "b-but I don't remember-"
"You have the right to remain silent," Jonas said, "anything you say can and will be held against you in court."
"Don't worry, son," Papa Parappa said, "we can get you a good lawyer if you have to appear in court."
"Are you a minor?" Jonas asked, "that could affect the trial. Or not. More extreme things have been done before to lower the age of criminal responsibility."
During this exchange, the guinea pig woman was sleeping because she's a lazy ass who likes to sleep in. She didn't wake up until the last line said by Jonas and decided she should finally wake up.
She opened her bleary eyes and took her place back at the controls.
She saw the policeman on the screen and realized that Parappa got caught. She decided to spice things up by taking the control for his arm and raising it, lifting the middle finger and giving a certain gesture.
"What?!" Jonas said when he was being flipped off.
Lammy looked shocked.
"Parappa," Papa repremainded him, "you're supposed to be respectful to prove your innocence."
"What for?" Parappa spoke in his feminine voice once more, "you know cops can just be paid off. They're not the upright citizens they claim to be."
"You're not making your case look good, son," said Papa Parappa.
"(Wait)," said Ma-San, "(his voice sounds like a girl's. Didn't he already enter puberty?)"
"Now that you mention it," Katy said, "it does."
"You're just hearing things," the woman said, trying to cover up, "and people's voices get high when they're nervous or scared."
"And come to think of it," Katy continued, "Parappa would never say any of the things he said just now, what's going on here?"
"And also come to think of it," Papa Parappa said, "my remote has been moved."
"What does that have to do with it?" Katy asked.
"I notice when my inventions have been touched," Papa Parappa said, "and someone must have used my shrink ray last night. Couldn't have been Parappa, he is his normal size. Hmm... wait just a moment. Officer, may I go and retrieve an object to prove my son's innocence?"
"Permission granted," Jonas replied as Papa briskly walked out of the room.
And in a few moments, Papa came back with another gadget, an x-ray machine.
"I built this when I was sure the squirrels and birds were taking my lug nuts to their nests."
He held it up to Parappa's head and saw the shape of a tiny skeleton in a chair with levers in his son's brain.
"Just as I theorized," he concluded, "someone's built a mind control device to hijack his brain and make him carry out those deeds."
The woman was nervous. She knew if she jumped out, they'd catch her before she could return to her normal size.
"We'll contact you later, Officer Jonas," Papa said, "right now, I'm taking my son to a doctor to find a way to fix this problem. Only they can safely remove the real criminal."