Steven universe red vs blue
Chapter 2 first time introductions
Well now. That last chapter was a bit of a dozy but me and my friend/co-writer starscream3000 are going to make you day this the official chapter where everyone is going meet one of the other. ok let so this.
Meanwhile at the desert temple dig site
"THAT IT either you're here to investigate us or your complete idiots either way if you won't tell me what I need to know or I'll shot the orange one in the face. Said C.T who pointed his own battle rifle at Grif, but Sarge was silent not caring about Grif what so ever as he and Grif hated each other for years and he always leave him for dead or tried to kill Grif himself. As Sarge remind silent C.T look at him then to Grif for a answer but nothing he turn back to Sarge "well?" then Grif answer him " dude I going tell you right now you just mess with the wrong person to threaten with". then a alarm came from the mobile base Sarge and Grif both went to the base with C.T follow from behind. As they found Caboose messing with the equipment. "damn it Caboose why you keep messing with the vehicle" .
"yeah I was looking for a new home for Epslion no biggie" C.T look at a purple high tech container" what, what is that thing". then a large rumble erupted as the temple door side open " shit, he's opening the temple" C.T turn to the reds "are you with him" only for them to look at him in confusion". crap kill him and don't let that door closed" the reds and Caboose ran to get behind the mobile base as a battle is being forge aliens exploding and fly through the air as the reds and Caboose heard a lion roar and mauling sound as well as a soldier saying there's a lion and it pink "did he say lion" said Sarge then Grif said "did he say it was pink" a spear hit one of the aliens right to the chest. then a spinning wheel purple object is shown mowing down the troops as Grif made it to the cockpit and take control of the base " ulink see yeah bitches" unfortunately the base move slow. as Grif complains about this, night said "Grif at aleast have the decency to drive faster than I could walk." Grif grew frustrated with the controls "ah fuck this I'm out" all three of them came out and see the chaos three men were launch through the air by a mysterious figure then a voice came from one the soldier saying there kids here as much confusions to the reds they "did he just say kids".
say Grif then C.T shout in shock " WHAT GOING ON HOW COULD HE GET MORE PEOPLE, COVER ME" then the reds and Caboose. heard footsteps and saw infront of them the last person they would expect Tucker arm with his laser sword cry out in front of them " hurry get to the temple the other can't hold them for so long." "hey look it Tucker" said Caboose " what is this some fucking reunion get your asses s the temple me and the other will cover you. Sarge was the first one to talk " what others" then on que a female ballerina came from behind " Tucker we need to hurry they trying to get to the temple." "On my way Pearl, come YOU guys." "who the fuck is she" said Grif " shut up and go already you idiots." Said Tucker as so the gang and the woman went to temple with the others Tucker mention not far behind.
Then went to the temple's door and hit the mechanism on his left while dodging the bullets as the door closed Tucker put his two finger do a gesture a 'see yea' stance where C.T ran with his soldiers and the aliens to the temple door but by that time it was already to late the temple completely shut. " see yea assholes"
Back to Valhalla
Both Simmons and Peridot who Simmons just met and is being currently carried like bride in a wedding. are both screaming and running for they're lives they made it to red base. where Lopez the red teams' robot mechanic is currently working on a mongoose humming peacefully Clearly enjoying this peaceful moment before "LOPEZ" that moment is gone. Lopez sighed what does that idiotic self absorb kiss ass want now. He turns towards the yelling man and starts to realize he is carrying something green and just as loud as he was. Oh great another annoyance. "No, esta as mi motocicleta. No voy a dejar que lo id Lopez in his designated language - Spanish. Even though Simmons could not understand the bot he still had to warn him. "Oh my God Lopez he's here!,The bad guy is here" "¿Queen?" Then a large growling noise was heard "It's the Meta!" Now that got Lopezs attention. "¿Lo que? pensé que estaba metro" . The noises were getting louder. "Oh no he's coming!" screamed Peridot. "Quick Lopez we need some heavy weapons." "Si, Que puedo hacer" Simmons put Peridot down "Stay here little green child" Peridot ,indignant, screamed "I AM NOT A CHILD!" as the soldier. went to get a Rocket Launcher. "I am warning you I am trained with this weapon!" He screamed. The Meta dropped his camouflage and appeared in front of Simmons and Peridot. "Prepare to get Simmonsized!" said the maroon soldier as he fired the rocket launcher. However instead of hitting The Meta he missed entirely and hit the other mongoose. For five seconds No one spoke or moved as they all looked at the enflamed vehicle. Peridot however was the first to speak "How did you miss?! He wasn't even 10 yards away!" Simmons looked back at her "I'm staring down the Grim Reaper in armor! I am sorry if I am a bit nervous!" The Meta however was not amused as he began to aim at the nuisances. However he was hit with heavy was then Lopez came out with a huge gatling gun. The giant
soldier decided to retreat with his armor not being able to take that much abuse. "Deja de explotar mis motocicleta" Simmons and Peridot were both relieved. Peridot ran and hugged the brown automatons Leg. "Thank you, Thank You! Finally someone competent!" She said. Lopez looks down at the little green one. Who the hell was she and Why did he feel that this was gonna be more trouble. Oh well at least this one appreciated him. "Gracias niña verde" Peridot looks up at him confused and then looks at Simmons and asks "what ia he saying?" " I don't know I dont understand Spanish" "Wait, how do you communicate then?" "Eh we have a general sense on what he is saying ain't that right Lopez" Lopez looks at Simmons right in his face and said " No, carajo, no lo haces" Peridot looked at the two parties. "Somehow I doubt that." "Come on we have to get in the base and Lock it down!"
Meanwhile in the desert temple
Grif was buckled down clearly catching his breath. While Sarge was standing fine, and not fatigue as well as Caboose. Who was also unaffected of the long run to the temple Tucker and the woman stood in front Of them waiting for Grif to " he seem to be out of shape" "yeah he cant run for shit especially, how his fat ass cant even jog 1 miles. Grif clearly feel insulted look to them " hey ugh fuck ugh you. Two.
"language please" another came from behind them a female British voice. following a March of a group. both Grif, Sarge, and Caboose turn around to see the group and was surprised to see a short stocky purple woman, a brown skin tall woman who curvy, have a square shape afro as well as mirror like shades, a blue girl with a blue summer dress on and stocky boy same height as the purple girl and a blown skin girl who was taller then the boy and has a pink sword which is in its mold, both in the same age but what is the strangest thing is a pink lion which the two reds were confuse by this why there's a pink lion but Caboose find the lion adorable. " aww look at the kitty" "dude that fucking lion that not a kitty" said Grif " yeah who are these people and why are there kids.". "Well sir those questions have one answer and that is-" the boy said. "Oh God" said Tucker. "What?" Asked Grif "Just watch" suddenly music comes almost from out of nowhere.
We. Are the Crystal. Gems!
We'll always save the day and if you think we can't we'll always find a way. That's why the people of this world believe in.
Garnet
Amethyst
And Pearl
And Steven!
The Reds and Blues stood there silently. With their helmets on you could still tell they were kind of dumbfounded. Grif was the first one to speak "What the fuck?" "Yeah that's still my reaction from the first time they did it" said Tucker . However Caboose was hyped. "That was Awesome!" "Thank you" said Steven. "Well jingle my keys! Grif why don't we have a theme song?" Yelled Sarge. "Grif looked at Sarge "You never asked for one,sir" "It's called initiative son!,Take some" " ok. One don't ever call me son. Two when have you known me to take initiative in anything." Sarge just growled. Grif also had something to point out. "You know that song didn't even introduce those two." He said as he pointed over to the two ladies the song didn't mention. "Oh I am Connie and this is Lapis" said the youngest girl. "You know Steven you should at least try to expand the song" said Lapis. "Sorry Lapis but I wrote the song when I was four I didn't think I would have to extend it.
"Anyway, Caboose You brought these guys?" Said Tucker "Are we Killing each other today or pretending to work together?" "The Pretending Version" said the Blue soldier. "Wait, what? You guys are trying to kill each other, aren't you friends?" asked Steven. "Kid we barely stand our own teammates let alone the other team" Said Tucker. "Then why would they come for you?" asked Connie. "We couldn't let the Blue die." Said Sarge "Awww" said Steven from the sentiment. "We erased him and the others from commands system! If he died it wouldn't count as a win" finished Sarge. "Oh". At this Pearl chimed in saying "Are you serious? You make your war sound like one of the kids Video Games." "Ooh I love Video Games. I hope it's a fun one" said Caboose. "Look we can get into our crazy lives later, how did you guys find me?" asked Tucker. "We picked up your radio call" said Sarge. "And they sent you assholes, that was to help me I wanted less distress not more distress" "To be fair we kind of ignored that" said Grif. "But then Donut came and said you were in trouble" "Oh so I make a call and everyone ignores me but Donut tells you some homo story and that's when you come running?" "Pretty much" says Grif. "Hey at least you had company" said Sarge pointing to the Gems and the Children. "Umm actually we just got here!" said Amethyst. "Yeah these peeps got here after you guys. And can I say I don't mind the company Grrrr!" said Tucker. Confused Grif asked "Wait if they got here after us how did they get inside before us?" "We don't know that either "said Pearl "One second we were at the barn and the next poof here we are." "Wait what barn?" "Lapis' Barn back on earth" stated Steven. All the soldiers looked at each other "Well we hate to break it to you guys but you are no where near Earth." " Yeah you guys probably made a wrong turn somewhere "oh" said Steven "anyway where is Church, why is he here with you guys" "oh well, Church is dead" said Caboose " I know that you idiot Church been dead for years. It never stopped him." " what" said Pearl "um who Church and why would did you said been dead for years" said Connie "oh, church is our asshole leader who was killed by this idiot right there." Tucker pointed at Caboose "oh no it wasn't it me it was a accident,." " then he became a ghost and we ask the red to build him a robot body " the Crystal gems were confuse " that literally makes no sense what so ever." Said Connie " welcome to my world." Said Grif " oh um Tucker turn out that church was some A.I created by some guy and he was destroyed by an EMP blast so now he's dead." Everyone of the Crystal gems are now even more confuses." Wait I thought he was a ghost." Said Pearl " yeah so did we" said Grif "we just found out recently."
Tucker look at them for a second "yeah I know that. " Grif was surprised "you do". "yeah you guys haven't notice, come keep up you guys" the gems don't buy it " I thought you said he was a ghost clearly your lying about knowing he's an A.I" said pearl "what no um yeah" "well I for one think its very curious." everyone jump and found the source of that voice a floating orb who has a purple eye and a purple assent. "hello everyone" "what the fuck is that thing." Said Tucker " oh my apologies I'm Star Dust k8, I'm the monitor the temple of the Grand golden sword left by my creators the forerunners in hope the chosen one to claim it. I was assigned to this temple with my twin construct Star forge 7 then he permanently shut down after enter rampancy." The monitor look down in sadness "I'm only one left and I'm alone. " Everyone looked at the giant eye. Tucker finally said "wow… that is a drama bomb none of us needed right now" "I mean seriously we just met you like 20 seconds ago and now you just drop that on us… rude" added Grif. Steven though was more empathetic. "Aww that's so sad" "Wait have you been here this whole time?" asked Sarge "Yes" said Star Dust "Then why haven't you said anything ?" "You seemed to be very busy and not wanted to be disturbed." "Yeah but I needed some help!" "I am sorry but you don't need to be such a bitch about it." Pearl had seemed to have had enough and covered both Steven and Connie's ears. "Must you all use such foul language?! I don't want the children picking up such terrible habits" "Again Pearl we were not the ones that brought children in the middle of a warzone." Said Tucker "Yeah we are stressed enough without you making us 'watch our tongues'." All of a sudden a boom was heard and felt throughout the temple. "what in tarnation was that?" asked Sarge "It must have been that machine we saw outside" said Garnet. "Yeah they got that machine a couple days ago. But they're not having much luck are you?!" Tucker screamed "Who are those guys outside any way?" asked Connie "Don't know they came here one day and they decided to kill everyone on my team and I had to lock myself in here." Said Tucker. "Why would they want to get into this place" asked Lapis. This time Stardust answered. "They might have come here in search of a weapon" "Ooh like a spear" said Caboose. "No not a spear, whatever it is electricity based and takes up a lot of power." "Oh. Like an electric spear" "It's not a spear you moron!" "everyone calm down please we need think about something that can help us." Steven suggested. everyone look at him then they were among themselves, Star dust was the first to speak "well why can you use the grand golden sword. However only the chosen one can wield it and it's power. It has to be someone with pure of heart and is very noble of mind. "Well good thing I'm here right?" said Tucker cocky, everyone gave him disbelief looks "yeah I pretty sure that someone who pure of heart that doesnt spent time trying to laid dude" said Grif Pearl cover the children's ears "please don't use anymore of those foul language or and anything similar to the children please." Sarge was the first one to talk ignoring Pearl " well where is the grand do hickey." " Deep under the temple of course, let go to it then shall we." The monitor then float to the left to the center of the temple. As the group followed her Caboose was behind them ready to follow suit when the epsilon unit glow he gently put it down and it open up as a hologram of the late alpha fragment Delta. "oh hi Delta how are you." "hello Caboose I'm sensing a vessel in this temple that suit the need for epsilon to use as a body" "oh neat, so uh where is it. How could find the vein something. "Just follow the unit use it as a compass the more it glows the more you find the vessel" surprisingly Caboose partly understand it "ok" with satisfaction the memory the A.I disappeared and the unit closed back up as Caboose take the unit as it glows and Caboose followed it as it glow brighter leading him somewhere within the temple.
Meanwhile back at the others
as the group reach the center of the temple a piston look stone with a hologram panel and some ancient alien language description all over it was at the center. Star Dust float toward it the piston stone glow as well as the panel she use her telekinesis to hit the access codes. The whole piston slowly goes down. Then as it went completely down a floor door open up behind the piston as the tunnel walls glows with forerunner writings. Star dust float toward the tunnel and the others follows her down to the stairway Steven said to Lion to stay put. as they walk downward Connie was the first to talk. "what are these description about" "it's the languages of my people the Forerunners the mighty of them all is 'Forward to dawn' had over see the this temple construction and he and the council constructed the grand golden sword as they foreseen of the chosen one. One from another universe to wield its power, but there was something strange about what they say about the chosen one. " and what that" said Sarge " that the chosen one is half human and… Gem I believe it said about a boy born of a human and gem and from another universe to stop a evil god the God of Death, Nexus Root. From returning. " ok what I'm supposed to stop the God of death and how did they knew who I am and how did we get to another universe. " Steven said panicking "wait you guys are from another universe." Said Tucker " I'm afraid so" said Garnet. "oh my, then the prophecy is true you my friend Must claim the sword and save the galaxy." "so let get this straight this kids and all of you guys are from another universe and he supposed to be some kind of chosen one to saved the galaxy from an monster god." Said Tucker sarcastic "yes that some up very nicely. " " uh, that doesn't explain how they came here in the first place." Said Grif. "
The monitor stop at a door with a familiar symbol a swirling insignia with a rose in the center the gems, and Steven recognize the insignia as Rose symbol Pearl gasped" that symbol that Rose's" "but how" said Amethyst "who the hell is Rose" said Tucker Steven then answer "she my mom" then a pink glow appear on the door as well as a glow embedding from Steven's gem on his navel everyone look at him as Steven approached it but as he approached it glows brighter "what in Sam hill is going on here." "I think will about to find out" said lapis. As soon as Steven touch the symbol of the door it slide downward opening it instantly Star Dust went in to a enormous circular chamber "come now" the light in the chamber are the light stone on each sides of the walls while the wall themselves were ancient drawing of what appears to be Steven and the gems while he wielding the curved blades of the sword which look similar to Tucker's sword. "wow they look like us" said Steven Star Dust then make sounds that sound like she clearing her throat everyone look at her and saw she was gesturing them at the sword itself the hilt was similar to Tucker's sword but it while (the grand golden sword is actually prophet bane in halo 5) as the hilt was held in a sword holder on top of a tall altar " Steven it is you destiny to wield it will please pick it up" said Star dust small stair steps shift up and Steven went up and hesitated but pick up the sword anyway and felt two button in it and push them then in a instant two golden curved blade ignited everyone look at Steven who glance at the blades then it shift to fit the boy's hand then suddenly Stat dust felt a activation of a construct more importantly a monitor as felt it she heard the one called Tucker spoke out "hey is everyone see Caboose." " ah not this again" said Grif "seriously you idiot didn't noticed him gone what the fuck is wrong you reds" " hey what do we look like to you some babysitters for some fuckin idiots" Grif counter Sarge nodded in agreement "yeah and he been doing it lately. Then Star Dust connected the dots together it must be Caboose "Gasp oh my, you friend he musts of activated it." "Activate what." Said Connie in confusion "I sense and activation of my brothers body but it not him the construct is different we must return to the surface at once. " Tucker mutter to himself "god damn it Caboose" then he said come then" Star dust flies to the entrance and the rest of the group ran after her.
Back at the Base
Simmons, Lopez, and Peridot kept stacking boxes and barricading themselves in. "Are we gonna be Ok?" asked Peridot. Simmons who was worried as all shit "I think so, We have everything barricaded." "Will that stop him? Peridot asked. "Yeeees" said Simmons clearly not believing in himself and the barrier. "Liar!" Peridot called him out. "I did it to make you feel better" said the Maroon Soldier. "Gee Thanks" All of a sudden Lopez comes from around a corner "Tengo algo en los sensores de movimiento." He said as he pointed his gun down the hall. Simmons Joined him and Peridot Stayed behind the two. The footsteps get louder as the soldiers cocked and loaded their rifles. Peridot was biting her fingers. The air got tense. There was a scarily odd hush. "Hey guys I am back from blue base" said the obnoxiously flamboyant voice. In came the pink colored soldier and Peridot was absolutely estatic. "Donut you're alive" she screamed. However Lopez was not sure "Espera, ¿no puede cambiar su apariencia?" (mostly he just wanted Donut dead) "Yeah I made it out fine, No thanks to Simmons or you."
"What" replied Simmons. "Donut that guy was trying to kill us!"
"I thought that was some inside joke between the two of you"
"What?" asked Peridot "How could you possibly misread murderous intent from friendly jokes?"
Donut just shrugs and says "Sorry, It's usually how things go around here"
Peridot looks at Donut incredulous and then turns to Simmons and asks " We are going to die aren't we?"
"It's a high probability" he says downtrodden.
" Ay Mierda" was Lopez's input
Back to the desert temple
The entire crew follow Star Dust as the speeding monitor. As Lion join them when they came out of the tunnel they were able to finally reach their destination. The group slowly advance to the corner and heard noise, voices actually as the group huddle with Star Dust " hold still" " you hold still" "sorry Church" the Gems, the kids and Star Dust was confuse but not the Reds and Tucker they recognizes the name" Church" they said All of them came out of the hiding place. As they saw Caboose and the floating ball with a blue eye. "what have you done" said Star Dust shocked "um I could explained." Church was confuse by this "who the fuck are they.
Wow this chapter took longer then I expected. We literary been doing this for months without ends now we finished this finally. Anyways next chapter we get to see the Crystal Gems to work with Church and the Red and blues against C.T and his men. while Simmons,Peridot, donut and Lopez deals with the Meta but with a bit of a twist in the end. Anyways god speed and happy holidays.