[Opening: Naruto: Clash of Ninja Revolution 2 OST – Introduction Theme]
FusionFall Infinite
Season 2
Chapter 14: What's Going on in the Holidays?
"It's CHRISTMA-
"SHUT THE HELL UP!"
K.O. sighed as his excitement for the holiday was queued by annoyance. Cranky kids and teachers littered the school before the bell to let everyone came. K.O. shuffled out as his parents were waiting for him.
"Yo, kiddo." Kaze said kindly. "How was school?"
"Fine…" K.O. said getting in. "Just some people are cranky over the holiday."
"Well, it's cold and no one wants to be in school." Carol said as they all piled on as Kaze drove away.
"Thank God, it's over." Maylene said leaving school behind. "And now comes vac-SHIT!"
She snarled that her parents were calling a meeting with a few of the Crystal Squadron. She got to her car before taking off leaving everyone else behind.
"You going after her?" Mineta asked as Izuku got to his car. "Even after last time?"
"You going to stop me or join me?" Izuku said starting the car up.
"I'll hang back. I got a double date." Mineta said getting to his own car.
"What are we supposed to do?" Shoto asked. "Keep our teachers distracted?"
"Pretty much." Mineta said before taking off.
"Ugh, it's cold as tits out here." Mina said bitterly. "And where the hell are our chaperone?"
-FFI-
[Cues: Wonderful Christmas Time (Trap Remix)]
Maylene bopped her head as her remix of choice blared on the car radio. Any little thing to ease her stress was welcomed as she was driving through the roads of the snowy Wilds. Unless last time, her parents wanted to hold the meeting someplace a bit more discrete. Speeding through the dirt roads, she found herself heading for the cabins up the Pimpleback Mountains. Gwen owned a place up there and she had been staying there after the attack at their normal house. The squirts were staying with their father. She drifted to a stop before getting out and turning off the radio.
[Music Ends]
It's then she sensed Izuku and turned to see him pull up. She sighed knowing that at least she was not alone as she slammed the door shut.
"Your hero complex is going to get you killed." Maylene said bluntly.
"To be fair, those words are said to plenty. It's pretty much hollow all considering you're here as well." Izuku said getting out.
"Sad, but true." Maylene said fluffing her coat. "Come on."
The two entered the cabin to find a warm atmosphere as her parents, Gwen, Kevin, and Frankie all sat around the table with a few members of the Crystal Squadron.
"So where's Ryker? I figured he'd be here." Maylene said taking a seat. "And Izuku's just here to back me up. I ran into a bit of trouble, and he backed me up."
"He's off planet. Dealing with Kenji's funeral and spending the holidays with his parents. Wanted to see their newborn grandson." Amethyst explained. "So, Peridot and I are taking over leadership duties for now."
"Mighty brave of you to even step up." Saki said sipping his hot chocolate. "So, what you have for us?"
"We've been digging under what's going on with Spinel. What we found isn't exactly good news? As you know, WNN reported that ten universes were forcibly. It was claimed to all be Steven Universe worlds. That's not exactly true. I blame lack of research. Those ten worlds? Buffer zones made to appear as universes." Peridot said darkly. "It was a distraction and the media fell for it."
"Then how did you find out?" Kevin asked.
"Merch had a look into it and managed to get through the barrier." Peridot remarked. "Spinel's warper energy was all over it."
"So, then? Where is Spinel, then?" Mandy demanded.
"We're getting to that. Here's the screwed-up part. Spinel is ruling a merger of three universes. An amalgamation of Star Vs, RWBY, and Steven Universe. Anyone remember with that Cleaved finale?" Amethyst asked.
"Ah shit. Spinel must have taken advantage of the death of magic to merge all three universes." Maylene guessed.
"I'm also going to assume that she's also gotten allies to take advantage of the lack of magic." Izuku remarked.
"Both of you are on point. Spinel was also team up with that world's Mina and Cinder to take over. Rebooted the magic, but not before absorbing the powers of Salem and getting her mitts on the relics. That universe is under her rule, and…to make it worse, she's created her own set of Maidens. A trio of them…that's all the information we got. Rick and Morty had to escape the place before they could find out who." Peridot explained.
"Just our shitty luck, it's Elvin all over again!" Frankie remarked bitterly.
"But this time, the Order's against the Spiral Empire." Amethyst said. "It's all over the news…at least now it is. Now about the ninjas that attacked your house?"
"Here's what we got…" Gwen said with a sigh.
-FFI-
"Can't believe it's about to be a new year already." Kaze said sitting on top the snowy roof of the trailer home. "Just seemed like yesterday. Time really flies."
"It's about to be a full year since our marriage of ours." Carol said sheepishly as they sat together. "You just took our lives for a whirlwind. I don't really regret it though."
Carol leaned her head on his shoulder as Kaze worriedly sighed.
"You know…have you considered maybe we could spring for a house?" Kaze asked. "Not that I have an issue with the park…it's just we might need a bigger place for the future."
"Future? What are you considering?" Carol asked looking at the nervous Kaze.
"Maybe a kid of our own." Kaze said sheepishly.
"Oh my gosh, I want to be a big brother!" K.O. screamed revealing he was listening on.
Spooking Kaze, he fell of the roof and face first into the snow. Judy could only snicker as Kaze raised a middle finger to flip her off.
"Real mature." Enid said coming up to help him up.
"What brings you?" Kaze said dusting himself off. "Aren't you supposed to me running with the Hue or with Red and Shannon?"
"Holiday break. Plus, Black and Yellow want to spend Christmas with their boyfriend, and I'm not going to let him talk me into a repeat of what happened during the summer." Enid said with a huff.
"I'm still shocked you slept with that grape guy." Kaze said with a snicker. "Not many women would admit to doing the likes of Mineta."
"Well, most versions of him aren't a sexy vampire. Those fucking hypnotic eyes." Enid snarled. "Either way, I came to ask if you wanted to join my folks for Christmas dinner. They're inviting you guys."
"Well…saves me the effort of cooking." Kaze said as K.O. and Carol jumped down.
-FFI-
Within the confines of the Hidden Ghetto Village, the Ghetto Kage stood on the roof of the tower looking over the village.
"What a shithole." He thought.
"Joshinari, dear. I'm back…" Delia remarked. "I'm sorry that the Time Chamber took so long."
"It's fine, darling. I'm just excited to finally meet my child." Joshinari said turning around to see his wife…and daughter. "A daughter? Oh well, I guess I will fight her future suitors off with my bare mitts. What do we call her?"
"I was thinking Deandra. Funny that I discovered an alternate version of me with the same name." Delia said with a snicker.
"You're talking about that version of Lord Dominator that shacked up with that world's Wander? Pfft…you know what. Deandra is it. I'll have a middle name for her later." Joshinari said looking down at his new daughter.
Deandra's skin was a light brown with a bit of green pigment. She had his dark hair with white tips with her eyes having her mother's sclera and her father's iris.
"She's adorable." Joshinari said warmly.
The moment was ruined by an ANBU, Hawk Diddy.
"Yo, my kage. Stinkmeaner's back from his quest to make a nigga moment. Fucked up some redhead bitch's garden and shit." Hawk rapped. "And we also get a letter from the Spiral Empire, they wanna ally with us. Shit, that Spinel bitch is crazy."
"Oh, screw me sideways. I knew this was coming. Dimensio's dumbass attempts to take us down has created a new psycho. As if Mecha Rebecca and Evil Morty weren't enough of an issue! However, the fact she's got access to the brand of magic Star Vs does make Spinel quite useful." Joshinari remarked. "Hawk, go to the Empire and let Spinel know we'll do business."
"You intended to backstab the bitch?" Hawk asked.
"Yup." Delia and Joshinari said in unison.
"Well damn, I'm down for that." Hawk remarked gleefully. "Oh, and she sent something else as a sign of friendship."
He presented four rice cookers and Joshinari knew there have to be someone sealed within. The three went inside to his office to open them. The first one…was a tied, naked, and gagged Weiss Schnee. She had a few lashes on her body and had a haunted look before it turned to fear.
"Damn, Spinel sent us a white bitch!" Hawk said excitedly.
Delia covered her daughter's eyes and Joshinari shook his head.
"Well, no doubt this has to be painful for you, Weiss. Knocked off your high horse to be a lowly slave." Joshinari said with a bitter laugh.
Weiss glared at him and the next two were opened. Blake and Kali were in a similar position except wearing kitty themed underwear. And in the last one, a human-sized and battered White Diamond tied up with a note attached to her forehead.
"Please enjoy these slaves as a peace offering for us to work together. With love, Spinel. By the way, I'm keeping the women of the Butterfly family."
"So, what do we do with them?" Delia asked. "Send them to the brothel?"
"Well, it seems their abilities were sealed. They're pretty useless to us…they're not even warpers." Joshinari said before getting a wicked idea. "My cousin runs a brothel, you know. A bit of mental manipulation and they can be the new attractions. Plus, if Spinel is truly just after Pink Diamond alone, it'll give Ryker incentive to side with me in time."
"Aw man, we ain't getting to use these bitches." Hawk said sadly.
"Oh no, we're keeping White Diamond. A reward to my people….in fact put her in the stocks." Joshinari said with a sneer.
White Diamond shook and whimpered in fear as Hawk hauled her off. As for Weiss, Kali, and Blake, a bit of mental manipulation later, and they were resealed back in the rice cookers. Joshinari was readying to send out a team to deal with this only for Keitaro to burst in.
"We need to talk." Keitaro remarked. "The Pavlovena. Now."
Joshinari snapped his fingers teleporting all three to the ship which was in an underground hangar.
"What's the deal? And secondary, meet my new daughter." Joshinari said crossing his arms.
"She's adorable. And I've got great news. I got four of the Metsu Sol Emeralds." Keitaro said emptying his bag to reveal them. "Managed to get them unsealed and gathered most of them. We do have a problem. One's in Pinkamena's turf and the other's in Spinel's. The green one I haven't found…"
"FUCK!" Joshinari spat. "Of all the places…"
"Well, there's a silver lining. Neither know that the gem exists there meaning it isn't active. Meaning we could go in, get it, and get out. Just one problem. We'll need to hire someone to do it." Keitaro remarked. "Someone expendable we can risk."
Joshinari had an idea at least to deal with Pinkamena.
"We can hire Desmond Bishops. He owes me favors. Plus, if I recall, he's got a Metsu Emerald making it even easier for him to track it." Joshinari remarked.
"And how do we keep him quiet about it?" Delia asked.
"Remind him that he's a small fish in an ocean. Besides, we're going to offer him something of value. I figured he'd want access to jutsu scrolls and weapons in his fight against Gendo. Plus, he does this job, and he has me in a helping mood." Joshinari said deviously.
"So, you want me to go to him?" Keitaro remarked.
"Yes, and take Shinobu with you. That snake could easily have Toji and Kensuke wrapped around her finger." Joshinari said as Keitaro departed.
-FFI-
[Gemini Industries Headquarters, Neo Bayview]
"So, explain to me what you did with the company funds?" Peridot asked Pink with her arms crossed.
"I bought three new charges for the brothel." Pink said excitedly.
"And from who and how much?" Peridot asked sternly.
"The Hidden Ghetto Village charged 600 grand in credits." Pink said as Peridot's eye twitched.
"Did you verify the purchases and ran through the channels before paying them?" Peridot asked before realizing who she bought it from. "Oh, you got to be…"
To say Peridot was a mixed bag was an understatement. At the very least, Pink had received the promise charges, but Peridot still was nervous about this whole mess. She went opened the rice cookers up.
"RWBY characters? Are you kidding me? They're fapbait, yes. But you paid 600 GRAND for that when it's really easy and cheaper to snatch one from a mirror verse. Plus, they've clearly been tampered with." Peridot screeched. "When Ryker finds out that you blew more than half a mil on RWBY characters, he'll have your ass!"
"Look at the bright side, people will pay thousands to watch Blake and Weiss go at it." Pink remarked.
"Not as much as Blake and Yang, you idiot!" Peridot said facepalmed.
(A/N: Possibly the last chapter for this year, and I wanted to ensure it all ended with build up for what's to come. I'm planning for plenty to come next year. On note, Chapters 8 and 9 were edited. Merriest of Christmases, everyone and to 2020! Expect a new WNN, the moment this is posted. Yes, I've fixed up this chapter. Keeping Star with Spinel because let's say that it will be interesting to see.)
