Rude Ruby

"Fuck you."

"Ruby, wh-"

"Shut up."

Weiss rolled her eyes and smashed her face into her pillow, letting out a muffled cry of pure rage. It didn't help when she heard Ruby mumble "drama queen" at the corner of her hearing range, which shortly led to Weiss desperately looking for sharp to stab people with.

Ah, Myrtenaster. Perfect-

"Cool it guys," Yang reminded them carelessly, whistling as she flipped through a magazine. "We don't want complaints from the dorms next to us again, right?"

Glaring at Yang with eyes wide enough to strain her face, Weiss growled, "Oh, yeah, you mean the people in those dorms who moved out because Ruby told THEM to shut the hell up?!"

For a brief moment, Yang stopped staring at the good pecs displayed on her magazine, a thoughtful look crossing her features… before it went back to being as thoughtless as ever. "Whoops, I forgot."

"RGNRHGNRHGNRHGNRHGNHHHHHHHH-"

"You sound like you stuck a Boarbatusk up your ass."

"AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"

At this point, Blake had come to terms that the harshest points of her school life came neither training, missions, nor even the White Fang. At least the White Fang rested occasionally- ah, but that was exactly what they were doing.

Resting had become one of the most unpredictable activities the team could do, out of all the things that could've taken the title.

Still, it was better than essentially being a terrorist.

"Say, guys?" Yang asked as Weiss tried to strangle Ruby, only to recoil violently when the red-haired girl bit on her fingernail. "I know our missions suddenly got pretty tame, but don't you think our next one's gonna be a little harder?"

"No."

The blonde girl turned to her dark-haired partner, who practically forced herself to not look up from her book. Not that she disliked the idea.

"…Caaaan you elaborate on that, Blake?"

Due to Yang asking something reasonable once in a blue moon, Blake decided to give her a pass and finally tore her gaze from the porn in her hands. "Well," the Faunus explained, ignoring Weiss throwing the team's cupboard at Ruby, who reflected the thing by turning around and thrusting her ass against it.

…At the last part, Blake and Yang briefly turned to the red and white duo as Weiss got flattened against the wall. It didn't take a single second for Weiss to tear the cupboard off herself as she leapt towards Ruby, bloodlust seared into her eyes.

"…Anyway," Blake tried again, as Ruby suddenly took out one of Blake's books and slapped Weiss away, causing the Schnee heiress to crash into the dorm lights, shattering them effortlessly.

Wait-

Her eyes widening in panic, Blake shouted, "Wait, what the hell?! Ruby, that's my book!"

The red girl paused, staring at the book in her hands before raising an eyebrow at Blake.

"Blake?" She muttered unenthusiastically, causing the Faunus to shift uncomfortably. "Are you actually criticizing me for weaponizing your porn?"

"…Well, they're still books," Blake pointed out. "And I don't want to hear that from someone who tried to upload porn on our school's network."

Yang blinked as she raised a hand to briefly get their attention. "Just to let you know, she used my credit card to buy all that, so I don't want to hear this from someone who has control over their own money."

If there was anyone who'd steal her own sister's credit card to download massive amounts of porn just to metaphorically fuck with the school, it was the drunken leader of Team RWBY, who happened to start running out of booze that moment. Heck, even now, she started craving for the bitter taste of alcohol burning her mind out.

Ruby's glare intensified as she asked Blake, "Speaking of networks, why the fuck aren't you using the internet for your shit? Wouldn't it be easier to hide it?"

Blake opened her mouth to retort, only to pause for a moment.

Huh, now that Ruby mentioned it…

Still, she needed to try saving face. Coughing once, Blake looked away from her team's leader as she answered weakly,

"It… feels less degenerate, I guess? Reading from paper, that is…"

Ruby's raised eyebrow rose even more as she ducked under Weiss' sudden attack, which was followed by the loud sound of her crashing into the wall.

"It's fucking porn, Blake."

"It's not-!"

"A GUY LITERALLY USES A FISHING ROD AS A DILDO ON SOMEONE, BLAKE, HOW THE FUCK IS IT NOT PORN?!"

"…"

"…"

As Yang inched away from Blake just a bit, the Faunus grumbled inaudibly, unable to slap the red out of her face.

"…Soooo," Yang began again, "can we talk about that mission this Friday?"

"Fuck you."

At Blake's venomous tone, Yang raised her hands and eyebrows in mock surrender as she picked her magazine up again, ignoring the fact that Ruby finally snapped and tried to perform plastic surgery on Weiss with Crescent Rose for trying to throw her out the window.

Cinder couldn't believe it.

News of Roman Torchwick willingly turning himself in to the police came rather early the other day. As someone who held a variety of plans in case something went wrong, even she found the idea of Roman failing to be odd. How hard was it to kick a train down a tunnel and making holes in said tunnel with something as simple as bombs?

But no, that was just the icing on the cake.

Her fingers clenched against her Scroll as she grit her teeth. Her eyes, wide and rounder than the shattered moon that watched over Remnant, burned with an intense fury that heated the entire warehouse up. Standing near her was Emerald and Mercury, who tried to remain calm in front of their boss.

She downloaded Beacon's files? Oh, yeah, sure. Perfect. All according to plan. Nothing went wrong, nobody even spotted her, and everything wasn't out to kill her for doing something for once. After being hospitalized in such a humiliating fashion that she managed to almost erase from her brain due to not fully remembering what happened, she believed that everything would go swell from thereon.

So why the living FUCK did THIS happen?!

Cinder should've known that not checking the data being downloaded was almost pathetic, but she did everything she could to not get spotted. Though there weren't many guards in the first place, the fact that they were stationed at the CTT meant she had to do things as fast as possible before any Huntsmen and Huntresses were alerted.

She had been busy, so she didn't have the time to check just what data they had pulled before speaking with Roman and reporting to Salem the other day. It just so happened to cross her mind that she should, just to review some of the participants of the upcoming Vytal Festival…

"…Um, Cinder?" Emerald managed to let out, cowering under her pure fury. "Is there something wrong with the data…?"

She meant well. Cinder knew that.

So she threw the Scroll on the ground and smashed it under her heel.

She smashed it over and over again before backing off, almost threatening to tear the hair off her damn scalp at that moment. As Emerald and Mercury went over to calm her down as quickly as possible, Cinder screamed at the top of her lungs,

"I'LL KILL WHOEVER THE FUCK REPLACED THE ENTIRE SCHOOL DATABASE WITH GODDAMN PORN IN IT!"