Will: can you teach me some italian?

Will: I'm assuming you know some swears?

Nico: vaffanculo

Nico: it literally translates to "go get yourself fucked in the ass"

Will: man Italians don't fuck around

Will: so any particular reason you speak Italian?

Nico: it's my first language actually

Will: wait what

Will: are you from Italy?

Will: that's so cool!

Nico: it's great if you like people borderline banging in public

Nico: anyway you just used up 3 of your 20 questions

Nico: my turn

Will: what

Will: hey! No fair

Will: I didn't know we were still playing :(

Nico: sorry I don't make the rules

Nico: what's your favourite type of weather

Will: sunny!

Nico: of course it is

Will: let me guess, yours is thunderstorms?

Nico: no

Nico: ...yes

Will: typical XD

Will: is your favourite band MCR

Nico: hey it's a good band!

Will: I was kidding but that's too perfect

Nico: you probably like Disney songs

Will: hey! I'll have you know Mulan has some great hits!

Nico: knew it

Nico: okay I'm calling you sunshine from now on

Will: I'm calling you "cries whenever they hear a g note"

Nico: I can't believe I'm being cyberbullied by a furry

Will: I WEAR CAT EARS ONE TIME

Nico: sad nyaa

Will: :(