Heart Stealer

by FapTime

After defeating Goblin Lord at the farm, things will start to get hectic for Goblin Slayer. With so many new friends, Goblin Slayer must learn how to properly communicate with them. Especially when it comes to his female friends, who will constantly try to make Goblin Slayer think about other things than goblins, mainly about them as women. Lemons begin at chapter 23.

23. Chapter 23

Disclaimer: I do NOT own Goblin Slayer.

I thank you No-Named Dude for going through the chapter!

Author's note: Hi there boys. Only one month without an update? Not bad for me I'd say. So, the long-awaited lemon is finally here. But before that, Goblin Slayer has a few matters to take care of. After that, you can enjoy my very first lemon. Hope it will be to your liking. And since I blueballed you for so long, the lemon scene is 8k words long. So, enjoy boyz.

Also, since there will be more girls, I will give each and every one of them some kind of "kink". You know, so the sex scenes are versatile. So… be aware of that.

Lelouch Kaname, gotjc12, soccermm231, Ratchetx7, LongNightDragon, R-king93, jarjarhead, emoryjmoril, goku, PandaSDCA, Hunkzombie:Thanks for the praise!

EmperorSnorlax: Well, you'll have to read this chapter to find out who the lucky girl is.

MountainBookSage25: I guess it depends on the reader how they like the lyrics. Anyway, thanks for the praise!

holyscythe:I am glad you are enjoying the story, and I am glad you are still reviewing it. For that, I thank you. All of the things Goblin Slayer acquired in Water Town will have some purpose in the story, I promise you that. And as for his abilities, he will have some. He'll just have to figure it out, since he is first of his kind. As for the lemon… read on and you'll see.

Bwooodlord:Sure. Hit me in the DM's if you have questions.

XBOY40: It's good to be back.

keyblade master cole: A lot of you think Sword Maiden… interesting.

Onii-Chan 69: Oh yeah, I am looking forward to writing about these items as well and I am glad you enjoyed the song. Well… I mentioned every girl will have some kind of "kink". So, you can expect a lot of spice.

Mo Eazy: To be perfectly honest, I came up with the shield throw at the last moment. So even if it was only a weak moment that was somewhat strong between the lines, I consider it a success.

I get what you mean by being more creative. This fight was to mainly show his newfound strength, and show it to you. Next fights, I'll try to come up with more clever ideas instead of just bulldozing the way through.

TheGreatBubbaJ: Interesting. Another Sword Maiden guess.

DavJaiJai: Thanks for the praise, mate. I am interested in the story, but… seeing the slow process of everything I have in my mind putting on paper, it's exhausting. Hopefully, I'll get better at managing this.

54godamora: Yeah… any one of them could bet his first.

Kerlongsj Evert Orlejov: Yeah. The fight with the final boss, was short mainly because I wanted to show the new boost Goblin Slayer acquired in combat. And the items will be fun to play with as well, as a writer.

daniel2610994: Shrek and Goblin Slayer… As weird as that may come off, that sounds absolutely perfect. Oh yeah, and when it comes to problems, he may as well be the most problematic of them all. And Thanks for the praise mate.

Drowndone: Thanks for the praise mate. Don't worry, the story of the side characters will blossom now. I plan on GS, Heavy Swordsman and Spearman becoming drinking buddies and, you know, complain about their wives once in a while at the guild with beer. So, you will see a lot more of them eventually.

I am also thankful to all the shorter reviews, which all praise the story. Thanks for your support, guys.

Now onto the chapter! Enjoy!

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Chapter 23: Only a man

With several mages in close proximity, it wasn't hard finding one who could control earth and temporarily repair the bridge so that Goblin Slayer and the others could cross. However, once the group had crossed over the bridge, one question remained.

What now?

It was rumored that the mayor of Water Town had perished in the attack, and what they now needed was a strong leader that would be able to take charge of the town, and pull it back on its feet. Although there wasn't a shortage of leader-like figures, with Captain of the City Guards, Hero, or even the recently famed Goblin Slayer being suggested, the post of a temporary leader went to Mother Superior.

That decision turned out to be the right one. Once she accepted the role, she quickly got to work, and everyone couldn't praise her quick thinking enough. The previous candidates may have been great combat-based leaders, but neither were good when it came to leading cities.

Goblin Slayer, watched from afar as Mother Superior started pointing directions to various people, with Sword Maiden still in his arms. He couldn't let her go. It was not just because she desperately clung to him, but because he himself didn't want to let her go.

For the longest time, he wasn't needed anywhere. The smallfolk may need him, but it was not on a personal level like this was. It didn't hit as hard as it did with her. Sword Maiden continually expressed how HE was the one thing that was keeping her alive. That if it weren't for him, she may not have been here anymore. Particularly if he weren't here during the first instance of goblins appearing in Water Town.

Also… the feeling of being needed by at least one person to such an extent… felt nice. It gave him a reason to live, besides killing goblins. Looking at her in his arms, she managed to make him feel like he had a responsibility to protect her from everything. It was like having a big sister once again, only this time, he would actually be able to protect her.

"So vulnerable and broken…" he thought, whilst looking at her sleeping form.

"I hope you realize that now, you won't get rid of her." lifting his head, Goblin Slayer saw Mother Superior had stopped giving directions to the people, and had walked up to him, "You saved her yet again, fought her nightmares, and radiate safety she so desperately wants. There is not much left for her in Water Town." Mother Superior said, looking at the nearly naked archbishop in Goblin Slayer's arms.

"I see…" Goblin Slayer replied.

"Please, take her away from here. The disgruntled families who had lost people in the assault will eventually start pointing fingers, and she'll be the first one to take the blame. Once the king hears about another failure of hers to protect the town, even though they are old friends, he'll be forced to act. And I fear what punishment will await her." Mother Superior extended her hand, caressing Sword Maiden's blonde hair.

"I see…" Goblin Slayer said. "I'll take care of her to the best of my ability." he added.

The older nun gave him a warm, genuine smile. "I have no doubt about that. Now go. Your job is done here, and I am sure your friends and family are waiting for you back home." Mother Superior gestured towards the group of people talking.

Hero, along with Sage, whom was now awake, were inspecting the two horses who had brought Goblin Slayer and his two companions across the bridge. Needless to say, they stayed near Snowball more and watched Lilie from a safer distance. Lizard Priest stood near them, with Sword Saint still resting in his arms.

High Elf Ranger was bragging to Dwarf Shaman how she had obtained the two rare elven items, while the dwarven sage was quick to give a witty response to the elven princess. Their usual bickering followed shortly after.

Priestess watched her friends from the sidelines until she noticed Goblin Slayer and Mother Superior looking their way. Now with her trusty staff, and with Kuma by her side, she walked up to Goblin Slayer, Sword Maiden, and Mother Superior with a bright smile.

"So innocent and happy… she looks exactly like her before all the suffering befell on her." Mother Superior sadly averted her eyes from Priestess and looked at Sword Maiden in Goblin Slayer's arms.

"I didn't know you knew her that long" Goblin Slayer said.

"I tried to warn her back then, but she trusted her companions to deal with goblins…" Mother Superior looked to the skies above. "The constant fight between the gods for the fates of us, mortals. And it seems like Supreme Goddess lost today's fight, like the one for Sword Maiden's fate that day in a cave."

"Yeah…" Goblin Slayer could only say, as Priestess reached them, with her trusty bear cub right behind her.

"Goblin Slayer-san. Mother Superior-sama" Priestess bowed in respect towards her elder.

"My child, no need to bow before me. If anything, I should bow before you as a thank you for saving us, and the town." Mother Superior bowed. "Thank you to all of you, for coming to our rescue in time of need. Supreme Goddess may have lost today's battle, but at least we still had you."

Flustered at the praise, Priestess straightened herself, not knowing how to respond. Goblin Slayer, on the other hand, remained unmoving as always.

"Mother Superior-sama, i-it's alright. It's our job." Priestess tried to make Mother Superior stop bowing. After a brief moment, she indeed straightened herself again.

"Nevertheless, thank you for saving us, and for the retrieval of our people and items from the temple. Which reminds me. I noticed you found Holy Candelabrum in the temple" Mother Superior said.

"Ow! Yes! I'm gonna retrieve it and hand it to you right away!" Priestess turned around and was ready to run up to Snowball and his saddlebags, where they also hid Sword Maiden's robes they took from the temple. She'll need some clothes after all of this after all.

"No… Don't. Take it with you." Mother Superior said.

Priestess's eyes widened. "W-what!? We can't! I-it's a holy relic only high-ranking clergy can use! It needs to stay in the Temple of Law, under the protection of Sword Maiden!"

"You are right in saying that it needs to stay with Sword Maiden. It was her who had found it during her adventuring days and brought it here after all. And that's why you will take Holy Candelabrum as well as Sword Maiden home with you." Mother Superior calmly explained.

"W-w-what? S-Sword Maiden? H-home? What is she talking about, Goblin Slayer-san." Priestess asked the armored man, confused beyond belief.

"I am taking Sword Maiden to Twilight Town." Goblin Slayer replied.

"W-w-what? B-but what about the Temple of Law?" Priestess asked.

"Rest easy, my child. I will take charge of the temple, and hopefully, give Sword Maiden peace and time to heal." Mother Superior said.

"Tha- I- Wha-" Priestess was speechless. Sword Maiden would now live with her?! At the temple?! Wha- How will that even work?! Will she teach Priestess? That would have been unreal! She always dreamed of having the famed Sword Maiden as her mentor!

"We're gonna go. When the town gets back on its feet, send the payment earned for the quest to the Adventurers Guild in Twilight Town." Goblin Slayer said.

"Of course. Take care, and may the goddess bless you." Mother Superior said.

He responded with a simple nod and went to fetch the two horses to finally go home. Hero and her party stayed, like the heroes they were, and had vowed to help Water Town get back on its feet. Hero, of course, loudly proclaimed that she would find him later, and that they would go on the quest he had promised her… Although Goblin Slayer had made no such promise.

A few hours had passed and not even directing the horse carriage forced Goblin Slayer to put the shivering blonde down and leave her with his teammates in the back of the carriage. It… was strange to him. By now, he had already realized that his friends had weaved a way around all the shields he put around himself and made him softer towards human emotion. But this was the first time he became somewhat possessive of a person.

Sure, he wanted nothing more than to keep Cow Girl, Uncle, his party members, and the town safe, but it was never like he had any obligation to do so. He just wanted to. However, with her, he just… felt like she was his to take care of. Like a lost puppy. It was strange…

"Beard Cutter, ya have a minute?" a small person whispered while popping his head from the front of the carriage, through the beige drapes.

Well, they were riding on a dirt path, in the middle of nowhere, with the night skies above them, thankfully. His part vampire status still hadn't gotten used to the sun quiet yet, and he doubted that it ever will at this point.

"Yeah." Goblin Slayer answered, looking over his shoulder at Dwarf Shaman.

The dwarven sage pushed the curtain to the side, and hopped next to Goblin Slayer, seating himself right beside him in front of the carriage.

"I'm sorry yer date night ended like that." Dwarf Shaman began.

"It's alright." Goblin Slayer replied. "Is everyone asleep back there?" Goblin Slayer nudged his head to the back of the carriage.

"Aaaaah. Yes. It was a long day for everyone." Dwarf Shaman replied as silence filled the clean air. "I hope ya don't mind me asking, but, why did we leave so soon? We could have helped with the cleanup like Hero and her squad." Dwarf Shaman asked, breaking the brief silence between the two friends. Goblin Slayer, however, didn't answer. He took his eyes off the path before him and looked down at Sword Maiden in his arms.

"Aaaaaah, I understand now." Dwarf Shaman said. "You are lucky Beard Cutter, you know that." Dwarf Shaman smiled sadly.

"How so?" Goblin Slayer asked.

"You have not just one, or two, or three, or four, but FIVE girls who unconditionally love you. A man is lucky if he finds just one, but you have found five of them." Dwarf Shaman said. "Or rather, they found you." the dwarf chuckled.

The Dwarfs' proclamation only confused Goblin Slayer. He knew about Guild Girl and Priestess, which wasn't that surprising. Sword Maiden clearly showed it, and retrospectively, Cow Girl wasn't hard to guess either. But the fifth one?

"Four ya mean." Goblin Slayer tried to correct Dwarf Shaman.

"No. I mean five." Dwarf Shaman stood by his word. The red-eyed young man had shared many things with them during their time in Water Town, including how Cow Girl had confessed her love to him, and once Priestess had confessed, he shared that with them as well. After all, if one would ask, they would know that Goblin Slayer was not very good at keeping secrets about his personal life. "Think, Beard Cutter. Why in the world would Long Ears be so adamant about you accompanying her during the festival? Why would she want to go on a date with you?" Dwarf Shaman pressed forward. However, Beard Cutter's immediate response surprised him.

"I had my suspicions. But according to my knowledge, elves consider the human race as filthy and beneath them. It was hard to believe she'd think otherwise when everything points to the fact she thinks about me as such." Goblin Slayer replied.

Dwarf Shaman chuckled. "Oh, don't be mistaken. I think she still has that mindset. But… we don't choose who we fall for."

Again, the saying that love doesn't make sense kept haunting him like a ghost. Was there anyone who even understood love? By all laws of nature, he should have been repulsive to girls, so why? Why did someone from the race which should dislike him the most fall for him? And most of all…

"If that's true… How am I supposed to solve this without hurting anyone?" Goblin Slayer asked, looking back towards Dwarf Shaman.

"My friend, I do not have an answer to that. It may even be impossible." Dwarf Shaman said, and Goblin Slayer audibly sighed out in frustration. "However, the first thing you need to do is to get those girls together and talk about the situation you are in with them directly. After that… you'll see."

"Thank you for the advice." Goblin Slayer said.

Seems like might be the solution. Gather the girls in one place, tell them the situation, and find the best solution that would hurt the smallest amount of people. Well, he didn't have any alternative solution so this would have to do either way.

Dwarf Shaman again chuckled. "No need to. Just consider the elf in your choosing. She may be loud and obnoxious, but I know she'd make a great wife after a little bit of taming." Dwarf Shaman replied, opening his wineskin, and chugging a good portion of his wine.

"Taming?" Goblin Slayer asked with a raised eyebrow under his visor.

"Oooooh, yeah. They act all tough and rebellious on the outside, but after one good session in bed, they are tamed and get all lovey-dovey. I know these types of girls." Dwarf Shaman said.

"You… you can change females like that?" Goblin Slayer asked.

"Ohoho! Ya bet you can! Most of them anyway. Wouldn't try to tame the Amazon Lady for example. I hope the gods have mercy on men who are foolish enough to try." Dwarf Shaman replied.

"Hmmm…" Goblin Slayer groaned. That may come in handy. However, he needed help in a different sphere. "How are these issues resolved in your lands? When more women fancy one man?" he asked.

"He must choose, as is written in the divine texts by Forge Master." Dwarf Shaman replied, sipping from his wineskin, releasing a satisfied "AARGH!" afterward.

"Must?" Goblin Slayer once again asked. Unfortunately, Goblin Slayer wasn't very educated in terms of theology. He knew little about the gods who were popular with humans and absolutely nothing about ones that the other races worshiped. Why should he care when he was constantly on their death list? Well… perhaps that's a good reason why he should. "I'll need to look into that one as well…" Goblin Slayer thought.

"Aye. Our god allows only one man and woman to be in a holy union, and once such union comes to pass, it cannot be outdone. Union forged under the smoke of Forge Master is unbreakable, as is anything he creates. Not even death breaks this bond, because once one person dies, their partner dies with them, taking the bond they forged together to Forge Master himself for judgment." Dwarf Shaman shared a bit of his religion with Goblin Slayer.

Although an interesting piece of information, Goblin Slayer sighed in disappointment. "That won't help in not making any of them cry."

"No… I suppose not." Dwarf Shaman answered. "But, Beard Cutter, you know that you have more options. Right?" the dwarven sage asked, looking at the Sword Maiden in his arms.

"What options?" Goblin Slayer asked, eager to hear any advice on this matter.

"You have gods on your side. Unlike in the human kingdom with dozens of religions permitted, in the dwarven and elven kingdoms there's only one allowed deity to be worshipped. In my case, Forge Master and his children." Dwarf Shaman said. Whilst neither side would admit it, both dwarves and elves were very similar in some aspects. One of which is religion. For example, allowing the worship of only one deity. However, though neither elves nor dwarves don't execute heretics, they still get punished.

And though it may not look like it from the outside, marriages were most sacred in the realm of dwarves, where no matter what happens after the union blessed by the Forge God, you would have to live with that person for the rest of their life.

On the other end, to survive as the weakest of the races in the world, humans had to allow other religions to be worshipped if they didn't want to be steamrolled by dwarven advanced technology, or elven inhumane abilities by refusal to acknowledge their gods. Fortunately, they just had to allow them to be worshipped, and as such, humans still mainly keep to their gods.

"And I heard the most popular religion, which more than half of human citizens worship, is that of Supreme Goddess, with the second most popular being the branch of Supreme Goddess's religion, Earth Mother." Dwarf Shaman continued, still inspecting the sleeping, broken maiden next to him.

"Yeah."

"Well… those two religions allow more than one spouse. Right?" Dwarf Shaman tried to make Goblin Slayer see his point.

"Yeah." Goblin Slayer confirmed.

"Then what's the problem?" Dwarf Shaman finally stopped staring at the maiden in his arms and looked at the man who had his eyes on the road ahead. Dwarf Shaman again swung his wineskin and drank more of the firewine inside.

"I don't think they would like sharing me. From the little I heard about this, usually, the man who is being shared is either a noble, handsome, wealthy, talented, or responsible. And I think I heard that if he's all of those combined, he can have dozens of wives, if not more. However, I am no one special and do not fall into that group of men." Goblin Slayer said.

Dwarf Shaman loudly spat some of his wine, making some of it drip down his grey beard and white robes, and also making Sword Maiden shiver in Goblin Slayer's arms. "You are kidding, right, Beard Cutter?" Dwarf Shaman raised his voice, making Sword Maiden shiver even more.

"Shhhh." Goblin Slayer instructed with his hand, which held the reins of the carriage, rubbing Sword Maiden's shoulder with his other, free hand to calm her dreams. "And no. I am not."

Dwarf Shaman shook his head in disbelieve. "That day you took off your helmet inside the guild, I heard a prostitute saying she'd pay YOU for doing HER, Long Ear's shorts became wet as soon as she saw you from that table she was on, and every girl literally drooled over you! You are drop-dead gorgeous!" Dwarf Shaman now whispered/yelled at Goblin Slayer, taking into account the sleeping blonde archbishop. It wasn't that High Elf Ranger would release so much that it would soak through several pieces of fabric, but apparently, elves don't wear underwear. "And you are wealthy as well! That sword on your hip is not cheap." Dwarf pointed at the sheath, which contained the silver sword at Goblin Slayer's hip. "Plus, I know you are responsible, talented, and whatnot." Dwarf Shaman added. However, it seemed Goblin Slayer still didn't grasp the whole picture. "Don't ya get that? YOU are one of those people who can get more wives!" Dwarf Shaman spelled it out for him.

Goblin Slayer still failing to grasp the reality of how he was perceived, could only ask. "Really?"

"YEAH!" Dwarf Shaman yelled/whispered yet again.

"I see…" Was the only thing Goblin Slayer managed to say.

"Though I'd imagine, it'd be difficult anyway. They don't seem like the types of girls who'd share a man." Dwarf Shaman quickly pointed out. "Blind One and Cinnamon Roll may work it out, but I do not know which gods Mountain Girl and Ponytail worship. Additionally, Long Ears worships the Great Tree, which ain't as open to more spouses as Supreme Goddess and Earth Mother are." Dwarf Shaman rubbed his beard, thinking how peculiar Goblin Slayer's situation truly was.

"Yeah…" Goblin Slayer sighed. It seems problems regarding the girls around him were piling up more and more. Goblin Slayer still found it odd how Dwarf Shaman refers to others. Like Mountain Girl for Cow Girl, and Ponytail for Guild Girl. But… it seems like the dwarves gave nicknames to everything.

He looked down, at Sword Maiden, still sleeping in his arms. The mature and confident archbishop was long gone, all that remained was a trembling sleeping girl, whose nightmares came to haunt her once more. If anything, the one he needed to hurt the least was the woman resting in his arms. She was already barely living on, if he'd hurt her more, somehow, then gods only know what'd happen to her.

"Beard Cutter?" Dwarf Shaman broke Goblin Slayer's train of thoughts.

"Hmm?"

"Priestess in the back told me you two found out who Long Ears really is." Dwarf Shaman changed the topic.

"Yeah… I had known for a while." Goblin Slayer replied.

"Then you know that even I and Scaly aren't ordinary citizens of our lands." Dwarf Shaman said.

"Yeah. Your nephew is King of Dwarves. And Lizard Priest's sister is one of the wives of the Chieftain of Lizardman." Goblin Slayer replied.

Dwarf Shaman only chuckled. "You know your stuff, Beard Cutter."

"When I met you, you said you were important diplomats from your lands sent by the rulers of your lands. All it took was going through important families in your realms and I knew everything." Goblin Slayer replied. After all, he always checked who he went on quests with.

"Smart. Checking on who we are before going on quests." Dwarf Shaman replied. "So, how do you feel about that?"

"I should feel what about that?" A confused Goblin Slayer raised an eyebrow under his visor.

"Well… we kept that away from you. Doesn't that bother you?" Dwarf Shaman asked.

"No. I do not care who you are as long as you help me kill goblins. Besides, I did not share my past life with you either." Goblin Slayer simply replied.

Dwarf Shaman chuckled more loudly, taking another swing of his firewine. After "aarghing" in delight, Dwarf Shaman yawned loudly. "Well, I'm afraid a talk about our pasts will have to wait, Beard Cutter." Dwarf Shaman playfully slapped Goblin Slayer's shoulder pad. "Good night, Beard Cutter. And best of luck to you with the girls." he said before he disappeared behind the curtains into the carriage with his beloved alcoholic beverage in hand.

"Night." Goblin Slayer replied, setting his sight back onto the road, leaving him alone with his thoughts once again.

Five girls were after him, all of which he held dear and would rather not hurt. But how? He didn't want to be the one to make them cry… Well… it was still a long way to Twilight Town. By then, he should come with a solution.

"I may be able to defy fate of gods when it comes to death, but I failed to consider that they could play with me in other ways…" Goblin Slayer thought as he looked to the night skies.

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It was a long ride from Water Town back to Twilight Town. Possibly the last ride, because slowly but surely, winter was coming, and the roads wouldn't be accessible by simple carriage anymore. Especially the roads from the farm to the other towns.

Once in Twilight Town, Goblin Slayer dropped his friends at their respective houses. High Elf Ranger, Lizard Priest, and Dwarf Shaman at the apartment they recently bought, and Priestess with Sword Maiden at the temple.

After three days of travel, Sword Maiden put herself together to a certain extent. However, despite being able to walk thanks to Priestess's healing of her leg, she never left Goblin Slayer's embrace. He had to carry her nearly everywhere because she was still fidgety from the whole experience. During the three days, he had managed to make Sword Maiden at least leave his side for some minutes, but she never left his side for long. She tearfully begged him to take her with him, but he had to refuse for now. First, he needed to talk about this with Cow Girl's Uncle. It was saddening to leave tearful Sword Maiden at the temple when he knows that she had lost faith in their safety. The promise of him coming back for her had somewhat calmed her at least. The fact Priestess was staying with Sword Maiden in the same room helped as well.

So, after a few goodbyes, directing the empty carriage, with Lilie and Snowball before him, he was riding back home. Gods, he missed his bed. It may not be as soft as the ones in Water Town, but the one home was just that… home. And that's where he slept the best.

Shortly after he left Twilight Town, the clouds in the night skies began dropping water. It was lightly raining when they arrived in Twilight Town, but now it was beginning to downpour. It wouldn't surprise him if lightning began appearing soon.

Goblin Slayer urged Lilie and Snowball to go faster, and both horses complied with the request from their reigns. Soon, through the drenched visor of his helmet, he saw the farm. And to his surprise, there was a light coming from the barn.

Slowly but surely, Goblin Slayer had arrived, riding between the various fences the farm had for the livestock. Thanks to the light from the barn, it wasn't hard to find on this rainy night. Thankfully, the doors to the barn were open, so Goblin Slayer didn't have any trouble parking the carriage in the barn.

Goblin Slayer pulled the reigns back, signaling the two horses to stop. Coming to a halt, Goblin Slayer allowed himself to breathe out a sigh of relief. "Finally, home…"

As soon as he had stopped the wooden wheels of the carriage, his childhood friend dressed in her usual farm clothes emerged from one of the pens, with an empty bucket in hand. As soon as she turned around from the pen, and saw the carriage with Goblin Slayer back, her eyes widened.

"You're back!" she yelled out, dropping the bucket onto the ground, and running to the carriage.

"Yeah…" he replied, jumping off the carriage, ready to greet her. However, what he didn't expect was for her to tackle him to the ground as soon as he landed, knocking some air out of his lungs. Luckily, he was pretty resilient, so it didn't hurt much to land on the ground that was sprinkled with hay, and with Cow Girl right on top of him.

He looked at her through his visor, as she sat on top of his lap, staring at him, her eyes getting a bit watery.

"I heard that there was a large attack on Water Town. I… I'm so glad you've made it back!" she said, hugging his laying body.

"I see…" Goblin Slayer quietly said, slowly hugging the girl on top of him, rubbing her back. By now, being hugged so many times in such a short amount of time, he knew this should calm her a little bit.

Cow Girl slowly pulled away, making Goblin Slayer's hands fall beside them, still straddled on his waist, looking at the helmet she watched leaving so many times already. "Every time you leave, it feels like you'll never come back. Especially lately." Cow Girl wiped her watery eyes into her sleeves.

"I'm sorry. It wasn't my intention to make you cry." Goblin Slayer replied.

Cow Girl giggled through her sobs. "I know…" she quietly said. "You know I'd cry if you'd die out there, right?" Cow Girl asked.

"Yeah." In front of Goblin Slayer flashed the conversation about their deaths they had not so long ago. And even her confession of love.

"And do you know why I'd cry for you?" Cow Girl asked, her pink eyes still a little wet from her tears.

"Because you love me." Goblin Slayer replied calmly. Seems like the talk he had in mind when leaving for Water Town will happen right now.

Cow Girl slowly nodded. "And I want to show you what that feels like before some accident will take you away from me." Cow Girl cupped the sides of Goblin Slayer's helmet. "May I?"

Goblin Slayer eyed Cow Girl through his visor, as she waited for his confirmation. He already knew what was going to happen next. Every time Sword Maiden took off his helmet, a kiss followed. And judging by Cow Girl's cheeks flushed, she was about to give him one too. Since refusing would increase the risk of making her cry… he, without another word, unbuckled his chin strap of the helmet and allowed Cow Girl to take it off.

The corners of Cow Girl's mouth went upwards, and she slowly took off his helmet, tossing it to the side shortly after. However, as soon as the helmet was off, and that handsome face with ruffled grey hair and crimson eyes stared at her, she didn't know how to advance further.

"How do I actually do this?" Cow Girl thought, staring at Goblin Slayer's thin lips. She looked into his moving red eyes, in hopes of finding any hint on what to do next. However, her nevousness was getting back at her, so without further ado, she just went for it. She pressed the upper half of her warm body to Goblin Slayers chest, and with the accelerated breathing, she put her right forearm under his neck to let his grey-haired head lie comfortably. After getting the wished balance, her second hand found the best place to be laid down - on his cheek, slightly covering his ear. After such a long time being only friends, their lips finally met, both were amazed by how mellow and burning their lips actually could be. With tilting her head to the right, they started gently kissing, being more and more pleasant, mainly for Cow Girl, she unconsciously opened her mouth.

And as soon as she did that, Goblin Slayer took it as a sign that she wanted the same treatment as Sword Maiden, and did what Sword Maiden did to him, and stuck his tongue into her mouth.

Needless to say, Cow Girl was surprised. But rather than stop whatever they were doing, she responded with her own tongue, and the kiss quickly turned into a passionate exchange of saliva. Goblin Slayer, as much as he wanted his head to be clear and without hazy thoughts, couldn't fight against the hormones that flooded his mind. He still felt in control, but he also felt that the control he had over his own sexual desires was eroding away.

Her pink lips were as soft as Sword Maiden's, maybe even more so, and it tasted divine as well. Maybe that also contributed to the fading of his restraints, he thought.

As these thoughts were running through Goblin Slayer's head, Cow Girl was on cloud nine. After so long, she was finally kissing the man she loved since childhood. Even after their fight, and after he disappeared, she still holds him dear. And when he returned… yeah. Those feelings returned quickly as well.

And holding his scarred cheeks in her hands, feeling him no resistance, and instead of indulging himself into the kiss felt even better. What's more, she noticed how Goblin Slayer's hands snuck their way around her waist, pulling her closer to him, making her feel even more ecstatic.

The passionate kiss finally came to an end, and she had to pull her head away to get some oxygen, panting heavily. "W-wow." she breathlessly said.

Locking her eyes with Goblin Slayer yet again, she saw that even he was breathing hastily. Not to her extent, but he was clearly in need of some oxygen as well. A few seconds after he locked eyes with her, his hand pulled away from her waist, he looked at his helmet and began reaching for the helmet which was just within reach of his arms.

"W-wait!" Cow Girl stopped his hand from reaching his helmet as soon as she noticed. Goblin Slayer turned his head back towards Cow Girl with a raised eyebrow.

"I… I want more." Cow Girl said.

"More? ... I can go on a date with you as we had talked about last time." Goblin Slayer asked. Since he was on a date with two girls at the same, going on a date with Cow Girl and Guild Girl separately shouldn't be an issue. Right?

Her eyes widened. "Yes!" she yelled out immediately. However, with a blushing face, Cow Girl nervously added something more. "B-b-but. W-what I had in mind. I… I want… well…" Cow Girl stuttered out, rubbing Goblin Slayer's crotch plate behind her back.

Goblin Slayer's eyes widened for the first time in years, before he quickly responded. "We shouldn't."

"I know, I know." Cow Girl retreated her hand from his crotch, before letting both hands rest on Goblin Slayer's breastplate. "But… I want you. I want everything you have to offer. I love you." Cow Girl said, with a determined look in her eyes and red cheeks, staring directly into Goblin Slayer's beautiful ruby eyes.

"I won't dishonor you." Goblin Slayer replied.

"Please. I know I'm being selfish here, again, but I don't want to do this with anyone else. I want you to be the one." she said to him, before getting an interesting idea. She didn't know if it would work on Goblin Slayer, but from the romance novels that her uncle brought home to her from time to time, if a man held the slightest affection towards the girl, this single sentence usually worked. "Or do you want someone else to take me?"

And it worked like a charm. As the people around him began wearing down the wall Goblin Slayer build around himself, his expression could sometimes be read. And without his helmet, he had no way of hiding it. His eyes widened as soon as Cow Girl mentioned someone else taking her.

"You… you could get pregnant." Goblin Slayer tried to reason with her. He didn't know if his part vampire status would affect his ability to have children, be it an increase or decrease, but he really didn't want to use Cow Girl as a test subject.

However, Cow Girl saw that he was nearly there. Just a little push, and he'd let loose. And so, she chuckled sweetly. "Do you really think I'd be doing this if I didn't know that? Besides…" she leaned towards Goblin Slayer's ear. "Nothing would make me happier than to carry your child." she whispered into his ear.

And it was true. If she were to be blessed with a child tonight, she would be incredibly happy. After all, she was lucky that she still had a chance to carry it, because of the kind of quests he did, and how he did them, there was the possibility that he might die soon. This way, at least part of him would live on.

That was it. Under all that hatred for goblins, under all that stoic attitude, no matter how he presented himself, he still is just a man under all that armor. And when a girl who you grew up with and held very close, not only loves you, and not only wants to give you her first time, but also wants your child, even Goblin Slayer lost his composure.

"Strip." Goblin Slayer said, his voice turning monotone once again.

Cow Girl's eyes widened at Goblin Slayer's command. She hoped that he'd been pushed over the edge, but she didn't think he'd actually completely turn around. "O-okey." she stuttered out and stood up from Goblin Slayer. Goblin Slayer followed suit and stood up as well.

For a moment, Cow Girl was scarred and thought Goblin Slayer would leave, when she saw him going in her opposite direction. But he stopped next to a wooden worn-down table, and the hay bale next to it. Slowly but surely, he began taking off his armor.

From the looks of it, this whole situation wasn't affecting Goblin Slayer. Though she couldn't tell from his face, since he was undressing with his back to her, but he didn't seem as nervous as she was. Instead of dwelling on it more, Cow Girl unbuckled the shoulder straps on her overalls and dropped them onto the ground. The chilly wind breezed through the barn, and thanks to her now exposed thighs, made her shiver.

"It'd be better to go inside. But…" Cow Girl thought. Unfortunately, if she wanted that, she would have to put up with even colder conditions, thanks to the uncle inside the farmhouse. And gods know if she'd ever be able to convince Goblin Slayer to do this again.

And so, despite the colder, rainy weather, and flashes of lightning that began striking the earth around them, she continued stripping off her clothes. Her white frilled shirt and brown farm boots followed suit, dropping it onto her overalls, and leaving her only in her light pink underwear.

She looked back, curious on how Goblin Slayer's undressing was going. He was pulling a black undershirt over his head, throwing it at the table, right where he neatly arranged his armor pieces, leaving him only in black underpants and underwear. He was fast in taking off his armor, but then again, when one wore armor on a daily basis, it was only natural that they would become pretty accustomed to getting in and out of it quickly.

Goblin Slayer put his hands on the table, looking at the table from above like he was looking for answers. Eventually, the shirtless Goblin Slayer looked over his shoulder at Cow Girl. "Do you want to take the lead?" he asked.

"Y-yeah." Cow Girl stuttered out. It only made sense. Goblin Slayer didn't know anything about this, except the more reproductive aspect of it, thanks to his goblin research. Granted, she knew next to nothing as well, but at least she had read some romance novels in addition to biology books to get at least some idea of how this was supposed to go. "Just… sit onto the haybale. Please." Cow Girl pleased.

As per usual for Goblin Slayer, he did as he was told. As soon as he turned around, the lanterns in the barn illuminated his pale body, and even in this colder weather, Cow Girl felt how her nether regions were dampening. The reveal of his face and the kiss already made her wet, but seeing his muscular, scarred torso visibly dampened her panties. Add in his musky scent, and she was as ready as she could be. Cow Girl gulped loudly. "If just this had such an effect on me, I can't imagine what will happen to me once we actually do it." Luckily, it wasn't just her who was getting excited, because a slight tent was being built in Goblin Slayer's pants after the steaming kiss and seeing his childhood friend only in her underwear.

"What now?" Goblin Slayer asked as he sat on the haybale like it was a sofa.

Brough back from her own thoughts, Cow Girl walked up to Goblin Slayer. Swinging one leg over the other, Cow Girl once again straddled Goblin Slayer's waist, but now, she didn't have to bend over for a kiss. Gently pulling the threads of her pink hair behind her ear, Cow Girl went for another passionate kiss.

Now, however, it was much more intense. As they were kissing, Goblin Slayer instinctively put his hands on her waist and was holding her in place. The warmth from his hands was very welcomed in the cold, rainy night. Cow Girl, finally, after so long of only starring, could feel up Goblin Slayer's muscular torso with her own hands. And gods above, they were harder than rock. You could grate cheese on them!

Despite the fact they were still lip-locked, Goblin Slayer enjoyed those smooth hands roaming his torso. He began to understand why men, such as Dwarf Shaman, visited brothels and why men would chase women. Their softness was really addicting, and his pants began to have a hard time containing the raging boner inside.

Cow Girl pulled away once more from the kiss, needing a little bit of breathing room. The two of them were still trying to find a way to do this right, if there even was such a way. But so far, both of them enjoyed it beyond description, not caring if it was sloppy or not.

As the two stared into each other's eyes with heavy breaths, Goblin Slayer's eyes wandered a little lower and came to face to face with Cow Girl's giant breasts, being barely contained by her bra. And being so close to him, Cow Girl immediately noticed his stare.

"Y… You can touch them." she nervously said.

Still curiously staring at her chest, Goblin Slayer ran his hands along her waist upwards, until his hands were just under her breasts.

This simple action changed the way this night was heading. Goblin Slayer hadn't considered it before, but as he ran his hand along her skin, a soft, barely audible, and pleasant "Mmmm" from Cow Girl escaped her soft lips, he realized, he could use his analytic skills to make it much more pleasurable for Cow Girl. So, from now, he was intently listening to Cow Girl's reactions every time he touched her.

As Goblin Slayer cupped her breast through the bra, Cow Girl couldn't help but think he looked cute trying to figure out what to do with them. Unbeknownst to her, she was releasing soft pleasurable moans Goblin Slayer quickly registered and remembered. But, to further understand Cow Girl's body, he needed to get that piece of fabric off. Unfortunately for him, when he sneaked his way back to unhook her bra, he found he had a hard time doing so.

Cow Girl giggled as she prepared to unhook the bra herself. "It's alright. I'm gonna-"

~SNAP~

"… unhook… it." Cow Girl slowly finished the sentence. You see, Goblin Slayer grew quite frustrated on the inside with his fight against her bra, add to the fact he was losing, and our hero used brute force and simply tore the hooks apart.

The shock from having her bra torn apart quickly subdued, as Goblin Slayer started to be more forward, and slid the straps of her bra from her shoulders himself. As soon as that happened, and her bra hit the ground, Cow Girl instinctively covered her massive boobs with her arms. Goblin Slayer averted his eyes from her chest and looked into her eyes with a raised eyebrow. Cow Girl wasn't ashamed by the fact she had massive boobs or something of that matter, but… there was one thing that might surprise Goblin Slayer, and she'd rather ease him into it.

"B… before I reveal them. I... I should warn you. I… I have a… certain condition, that… well." Cow Girl was stumbling over her words. And as she was stuttering more and more, she decided it'd be best to show him. So, she closed her eyes tightly and uncovered her breast to Goblin Slayer.

Goblin Slayer curiously lowered his eyes again and inspected her breasts. They were perfect. No sag, perfectly rounded shape, healthy pink medium-sized areola, and erect nipples, and seemingly soft as marshmallows. However, the one thing that was off wasn't the boobs themselves, but something that was coming out of them. White liquid trickled from Cow Girl's pink nubs, down both of her breasts.

"Hmmm…" Goblin Slayer stared at her milk-producing boobs. "Is it causing you any trouble?"

Cow Girl opened her eyes, and what she saw was him, looking at her with worry hidden underneath his ruby eyes. That was his first thought, worry. It warmed her heart yet again as she smiled at him. "No. Apparently, in my family, it is pretty common. I just… I hope that it didn't freak you out. It is not normal for women to produce milk when they are not pregnant. Especially for women who have yet to share a bed with a man." Cow Girl said.

Goblin Slayer again looked at the milky breasts before him. "So, there's nothing wrong. That's good." Goblin Slayer said. However, Goblin Slayer was a curious individual. And seeing breast milk for the first time since infancy, he had one question and one question only.

"May I taste it?"

Cow Girl had to blink several times in succession. She was ready for a vast variety of reactions to her rare condition, but wanting to taste some of her milk wasn't one of them. Well… she should have known that this was about to get a little unorthodox since this was Goblin Slayer we are talking about. And… at least the reaction to her condition was positive. Hopefully it'll stay positive after he had a taste. She didn't have any reason to decline after all.

"Uhmm… sure." Cow Girl unsurely said. "You can… suck… it…" Cow Girl turned her head sideways, getting flustered by Goblin Slayer's request. She thought that by this request Goblin Slayer "killed the mood" so to speak. However, unknown to the shorter girl, her oversensitive nipples would bring her back into mood fairly quickly.

Goblin Slayer at first hadn't intended on using his mouth to taste the milk, but instead just scoop the droplets dripping from her breasts with his fingers. But, when she suggested that, he may as well taste it from the source. Inclining his head forward, he looked at the pink nipple from up close. He decided to go with the left one, and just latched his mouth onto the nipple.

Various things happened when he did that. First, Cow Girl released a sensual moan, giving Goblin Slayer information about her first sensitive spot. Second, even when he wasn't actively sucking, her right breast released more milk. It wasn't squirting or anything like that, but she was pouring more out of it. Goblin Slayer twirled his tongue around the nipple, tasting the breastmilk. As he was doing that, Cow Girl was moaning more and more. She tried to cover her moans with her hand, but Goblin Slayer heard them clearly with his enhanced hearing.

"Hmmm… I wonder…" Goblin Slayer thought, and with his left hand, cupped Cow Girl's other breast and started rubbing his thumb across the nipple.

"Oooooh!" Cow Girl couldn't hold her moans in anymore and turned back to look at Goblin Slayer. The pink-haired girl retreated her hand from her mouth and placed it at Goblin Slayer's head, and the other one on his shoulder.

Seeing her enjoying the act, Goblin Slayer began sucking more intensely on her nipple and lightly squeezing her other breast to find out if he should continue.

"Aaaaaah! T-this… f-feeeAALS-!" Cow Girl's couldn't even finish a sentence, because Goblin Slayer lightly pinched and bit her nipples."-SO GOOD!" Cow Girl managed to finish her sentence after a small pause. It felt so good, that she involuntarily pushed Goblin Slayer's head further into her breast.

For the first time in her life, someone else was touching her massive boobs, and she was getting hotter and hotter with every touch she couldn't predict. Goblin Slayer may not have experience in these things, but him closely watching what made her moan in pleasure with his analytical mind and enhanced senses, ensured that within seconds of him latching onto her pink nub, she felt pleasure she'd never achieve if she fondled her own boobs.

Unconsciously, Cow Girl began grinding her hips against Goblin Slayer's trying to reach the peak Goblin Slayer was pushing her towards. As if him playing with her boobs wasn't enough, he then began caressing her flat stomach with his free hand, trying to find more places on her body that would make her sing music to Goblin Slayer's ears.

"M-more…" Cow Girl basically pleaded, the thoughts of this being weird long forgotten and she just enjoyed whatever Goblin Slayer was doing to her.

As for the man in question, he was on a mission. Every time a certain place and movement made her moan or shriek in pleasure, he remembered it before looking for a new one to assault. Slowly but surely, he mapped the surface of her boobs with his mouth and the rest of her torso with his hand, which caused him to have a pretty good understanding of Cow Girl's pleasure spots.

Along the way, he of course got a lot of milk out of her. The first thing he noticed, was it tasted… nice. Maybe his enhanced sense of taste had caused a small change in how he perceived the taste of things, but he didn't complain. It was sweeter than your usual cow milk, but it wasn't bad per se. Quite the opposite actually. A small surprise was just how much he drank. He didn't keep count, but he swallowed at least a dozen times during his ministrations. And judging by how messy his other hand, which was playing with her right breast was, he knew she had a lot of it inside. Someday he would have to measure it…

However, now that he knew Cow Girl enjoyed having her breasts played with and sucked on, he had only one goal, one mission. "If I remember correctly from a women's biology book, it should be possible to make women orgasm just by stimulating their nipples. And since she has sensitive breasts, it shouldn't even be that hard. Let's try that."

And so, Goblin Slayer got to work, but now that he knew where to "attack", he wasn't wasting any time. And it showed.

The pauses Cow Girl had when Goblin Slayer explored different parts of her breasts were gone, and she was getting more drunk on the pleasure Goblin Slayer provided, panting heavily in the process. "O-oh! Yes! Y-yes! C-c-continJUUU! I-I loveeee YYYYYOUU!" Cow Girl moaned and squealed as Goblin Slayer continued his assault. Her nether walls began convulsing more and more, grinding against Goblin Slayer's crotch with desperation to reach the climax, releasing more juices that now completely soaked her panties. The pleasure in her body was getting more and more intense, as wave after wave of pleasure hit her body. Causing her to tightly grip a handful of Goblin Slayer's grey hair, and painfully squeeze Goblin Slayer's shoulder with the other hand. Not that he minded when he heard her moans and squeals of pleasure.

"Gods! I-I-I can't tAAaaake it! It's- I'm gonNA CUM!"

And just as she finished her sentence, the biggest wave of pleasure hit her body like a ton of bricks. "GOBLIN SLAYER!" she yelled out from the bottom of her lungs before her body surrendered, and a mind-blowing orgasm rocked her body. Her body tensed up, she closed her eyes, pushed Goblin Slayer's face even further into her soft boob. Her legs vice gripped Goblin Slayer's one, and her back arched to an impressive degree. Goblin Slayer himself was worried for a minute and had to hold her close as she was riding out her first orgasm, provided by the third party. And certainly, the first one caused by only her breasts. She didn't even know she could do that!

As Cow Girl was breathing heavily, finally opening her eyes for a moment, looking at the ceiling of the barn. She was even a little sweaty from the whole ordeal, and in this chilly weather, she already felt incredibly hot. And thank the gods she was sitting on Goblin Slayer because her legs felt like jelly.

As for Goblin Slayer, he noted that during orgasm, the trickling of milk from her boobs turned into full-blown squirting, and he was caught off guard with just how much she had still stored in them. When she finally stopped squirting milk into his mouth, with a loud pop, Goblin Slayer pulled away from her nipple and swallowed all of it. "Tasty..."

However, since he sucked on only one of her boobs, the other had created a huge mess. It squirted milk into his hand, and onto his torso. Since Cow Girl was still riding out her high, Goblin Slayer used his mouth and cleaned her other boob from all the milk she squirted out. Cow Girl, for the most part, was still on cloud nine, and just softly mewed when she felt Goblin Slayer's tongue cleaning her other breast, leaving only a few drops of saliva behind on both.

When he was done, Goblin Slayer watched with keen eyes, as the breasts he was sucking on just seconds ago, moved up and down with Cow Girl's heavy breaths. He couldn't help but admire her naked body before him, the flat slightly toned stomach, big breasts, and wide hips… if she wanted a child, he had little doubts she'd have any trouble carrying, delivering, and nursing the child with a body like that.

Finally, she straightened her arched back and looked directly into Goblin Slayer's eyes. They were hazy, and her mouth was still releasing sighs of exhaustion. "It seems you enjoyed that…" Goblin Slayer said.

"Y-y-yeah." exhausted Cow Girl replied. As her hazy eyes adjusted to the real world again, she noticed the milk on Goblin Slayer's torso. "I… Did I at least taste good?" Cow Girl asked with flushed cheeks and a sweaty forehead.

"Yeah. Better than cow's milk." Goblin Slayer honestly answered, which made Cow Girl even more embarrassed. It was somewhat flattering, but still. It was praise she never imagined receiving.

"M-maybe I s-should pack it on your quests instead of cow's milk." Cow Girl joked, chuckling afterward, her breathing slowly returning to normal.

"Yeah." Goblin Slayer replied. However, our weirdo wasn't joking. "Do you want to continue?" Goblin Slayer asked. After all, they can still stop. And now that she wasn't horny, she could decide with a clear head if it was indeed a good idea.

"Of course! Now more than before!" Cow Girl excitedly replied.

"I see…" Goblin Slayer replied.

Although her legs were still wobbly from the first orgasm of the night, she managed to stand up from Goblin Slayer's lap and knelt in front of Goblin Slayer's legs. She felt a little embarrassed when she noticed she dampened Goblin Slayer's pants with her first climax. Speaking of Goblin Slayer's underpants, the earlier activity caused a massive tent to rise up in his pants. And looking at it from such proximity, she was already worried if she'd be able to take it inside of her.

Goblin Slayer, seeing where this was going, raised his butt just a little bit so she could take his pants off. Taking the hint, Cow Girl grabbed the sides of his pants and pulled them down, even with his trunks underneath.

"There's no way… I can't take all of THAT in! It's gonna split me in half!" was Cow Girl's first thought once her eyes landed on Goblin Slayer's cock. Kneeling on the ground like that, Goblin Slayer's thick cock towered over her, as she eyed it with widened eyes. To her, it looked very imposing. The way it was throbbing, the defined veins, and the big mushroom-like tip, along with its sheer size made her shiver both in fear and excitement. He was also a little bit hairy around this area, though it was hard to spot when even his crotch hair was grey, as was the hair on the head.

However, even when she feared the size of that thing, she was pleasantly surprised by the size of another thing. Goblin Slayer not only had a massive cock, but massive balls as well, and they looked like they could inseminate a full village of women. "And all of it is for me…" Cow Girl licked her lips. Gods, just the thought of having such a load of it inside of her made her even wetter. Which reminds her, she should take off her panties. It was getting uncomfortable to be in them when they were completely drenched.

Cow Girl stood up, her legs still wobbly from her first orgasm and began taking off her underwear. Raising one of her legs, he stepped out of her panties, and let it drop on the ground.

Now that he was once again seated, Goblin Slayer stared at Cow Girl's naked form. And gods, every time she took of a piece of her clothing, she became more and more perfect. As him, she was hairy around her crotch area also, though in her case it looked more trimmed. Just like him, the hair on her head matched the hair around her nether regions, a dark pink color. Though, now, her pubic hair was wet from their previous session.

What got his attention was the small slit, with small pink lips between her legs. And unlike those he had seen in goblin caves, even just by looking at it with his enhanced eyes, it looked untouched. No scars, no blood, no bruises, just a tight little hole waiting for him to invade it.

There were no rare conditions regarding Cow Girl's lower half, so she had no problem of showing it to him, and going up to Goblin Slayer, sitting on his lap once again, now, with the underside of his cock rubbing her wet pussy.

As Cow Girl straddled him again, she took a deep breath in, closed her eyes, and exhaled shortly after.

"You okay?" Goblin Slayer asked, resting his hands on her waist, rubbing it, trying something to calm her down since it looked like she was very nervous.

"Y-yeah. Just… You are really big." Cow Girl said, resting her hands on his shoulders, slowly trailing down his arms across his well-defined biceps. "And not just down below."

One of her dreams was to someday sleep in those muscular arms, feeling home and safe like never before. Maybe after tonight… who knows.

"Am I? I thought I was average." Goblin Slayer said. After all, he had an average height with mostly average qualities, so nothing would point out the fact he should be well-endowed.

Cow Girl chuckled. "Maybe for a horse…"

Silence filled the barn, with only raindrops being heard outside until Goblin Slayer spoke once more. "We can still stop." he said.

Cow Girl gently shook her head. "No, I want this. It's just… this is going to hurt. A lot. I need to prepare myself for that."

"I don't want to hurt you." Goblin Slayer replied, their eyes straying away from each other.

Cow Girl smiled at him and rubbed his cheek. "I know. But remember, this is very important to me. I need to do this with a man I trust and love, to make it at least somewhat bearable. And I want you, to know, that going through this with you, is a dream come true. You can take it as a show of my love for you. It would hurt regardless, but with you, I think I am in good hands." Cow Girl leaned forward and gave him a kiss.

Unlike the ones before, this one was short and sweet, as she was barely able to taste Goblin Slayer's rougher lips.

Goblin Slayer on his part was touched by Cow Girl's words. He didn't know the full extent of what she said, but he was pretty sure it meant a lot to her. And make no mistake, it meant a lot to him as well, he just couldn't grasp the concept of it yet to reasonably explain it. "I'll try to make it pleasurable." Goblin Slayer replied, his voice still monotone as always.

"As will I." Cow Girl replied.

Cow Girl raised her bare butt from Goblin Slayer's thighs and began lining up Goblin Slayer's dick to her entrance. It was Cow Girl's first time touching a man's dick, and she never imagined it to be so different from anything she had touched. It was soft, yet hard as a rock. Warm, and even with her fingertips, she felt it pulsating, like it was eager to finally release everything it had stored up. She had to be nearly standing up straight against the sitting Goblin Slayer, so that the big mushroom tip was properly lined up, which was already leaking something against her opening. A little bit of shuffling later, and Cow Girl was finally in a position where all she needed to do was to drop down and impale herself on this massive meat rod. There was no way she'd be able to sit all the way down onto Goblin Slayer… but, hopefully, with more practice, they'll find positions where Goblin Slayer will be able to bury more of himself into her.

Cow Girl grabbed Goblin Slayer's shoulders, looked into his eyes, and braced herself for the pain that will come. Hopefully, the fact she already came tonight will make it easier.

Cow Girl slowly lowered herself onto Goblin Slayer, his cock slowly parting her folds. She had to use a lot of pressure to get at least the tip in, but she managed. So far, there was a faint sense of pain, but that was all. But then, when Goblin Slayer's tip was on its way to be inside of her, he touched the thin fleshy barrier in her.

"Here we go. It'll be over soon. 3… 2… 1…" Cow Girl thought, and once she counted to zero, she just dropped onto Goblin Slayer to get through the pain as soon as possible.

"ERRRRRRRGH!" Cow Girl, as soon as Goblin Slayer's cock tore through her hymen, she groaned in pain, digging her nails into Goblin Slayer's shoulders, drawing blood from them. Not that Goblin Slayer noticed, being used to much greater pain and injuries.

But gods, it was so painful, tears welled up in her eyes. However, instead of adjusting to the new sensation and riding out the pain, Cow Girl with her trembeling legs began to immediately bounce up and down, gritting her teeth in pain. She wanted to return the pleasure Goblin Slayer has given her earlier, because so far, only she enjoyed the fruits of their lovemaking.

However, it didn't even take 3 painful bounces for Goblin Slayer to grab her hips and stop her right in her tracks. With one simple grab, he stopped her, making her realize just how strong her lover is. Though his strength was admirable, she still wanted to continue.

"W-what is it?" Cow Girl asked, trying to hide the excruciating pain she was feeling. It really felt like she was split in half, and so far, he was only like, a quarter inside of her.

"Stop." he simply said.

Her eyes widened in shock and fear. "W-why? D-don't you like this." Cow Girl asked.

"No." he simply answered, and Cow Girl began to fear the worst.

"J-just give me time. I-I'll get better I promise." she said, fearing they'll stop their night here.

"That's not the issue." he replied. "You are hurting yourself needlessly." Goblin Slayer said, inclining his head down towards Cow Girl's crotch.

Cow Girl followed his gaze downward, at the place where they were connected, and saw a fairly decent amount of blood trickling from her opening, going down Goblin Slayer's cock. When the pink-haired girl saw that, her eyes widened. She knew there was most likely going to be some blood during her first time, but this was clearly more than what was expected.

"I don't know much about this, but straining yourself as you did, may have caused a bigger tearing of your maidenhead than necessary." Goblin Slayer said, holding her in place so she wouldn't move more. But gods, he couldn't control everything, because it DID feel great, and he couldn't stop his cock from twitching inside of her.

She was so tight, painfully so. And it seemed like her insides were trying to push him out, her walls squeezing his dick even when standing still. He had to bite his own lips when Cow Girl descended on his dick because her wet inner walls felt heavenly. However, her grunts in pain quickly brought him back, and he quickly stopped her from harming herself more.

"I'm sorry. I… I just want to pleasure you like you did me. I… I want to do this with you again someday, and I want you to want it as well." Cow Girl replied, the tears of pain starting to escape from her eyes. Her logic was simple, if she showed him what love felt like, including the sex, he'd maybe want to do this more with her.

"I am willing to be the one you go through with this first. Even the second time if you wish so. However, I am not willing to subdue you to more pain than necessary." Goblin Slayer said, raising one of his hands from her hips, and gently wiping her tears away. "You don't have to worry about anything. You feel great. That feeling won't go away if we give you some time to adjust." Goblin Slayer replied, and as if to confirm his answer, Cow Girl felt him twitch inside of her, giving her the very first and very small amount of pleasure from having him inside of her.

The first thing she tried was to find a more comfortable position, so Cow Girl tried to painlessly get into a better position than squatting above Goblin Slayer, by kneeling above Goblin Slayer, with her knees on the haybale, sitting a little further from Goblin Slayer's crotch so that he remained inside of her in the same place. It was a little discomforting to move, small jolts of pain running through her body, but it was getting less intense. And it was also comforting to know that Goblin Slayer was still holding her to not just painfully fall on his cock again.

"Is there anything I can do to ease the pain?" Goblin Slayer asked.

Tears were still escaping Cow Girl's eyes, but now, they were a mix of happiness and pain. Even though he was a little weird, the fact that he cared about her so much made her more eager to continue.

"Kiss me." Cow Girl answered. She was eager to find out how it felt when Goblin Slayer took the initiative and go in for a kiss.

Goblin Slayer, despite his body screaming at him to just rut away and fulfill his carnal desires, slowly leaned forward, his back dropping some hay onto the rectangular haybale he was seated on and cupped her face in his strong hands.

What also made this much harder for Goblin Slayer, was his vampire status. A chilly wind ran through the barn, and the scent of Cow Girl's virgin blood hit his nose. And gods, if bear blood was slightly addicting, then this was nearly impossible to resist with his vampire nature. Fortunately, he did distract himself by kissing Cow Girl, and enjoying those soft lips with his cock still throbbing inside of her. Hopefully, once they started moving, he'd get distracted even more.

As he was kissing her, he found out that this was a good way of easing her into it, as her inner walls finally stopped resisting the intrusion, and relaxed. Knowing that, as they were passionately kissing, and as Cow Girl wrapped her arms around his neck, locking them together even more, Goblin Slayer glided his hand downwards from her cheeks and began massaging her breasts again. Maybe that will make it easier for her yet again, he thought. And it worked.

Cow Girl moaned into his mouth when he yet again played with her nipple, and she even slowly slid another centimeter or two of his dick inside of her. By now, the pleasure exceeded the pain.

Continuing on, Cow Girl's insides were getting used to being speared by Goblin Slayer, and the small movements of her hips finally didn't cause any pain. On the contrary. With passionate kisses and a little breast fondling, Cow Girl took Goblin Slayer as far as she could into her, making her quietly moan every time he went a little deeper until his tip reached the entrance to her womb.

Even when just half of Goblin Slayer was inside her, the feeling of those virginal, tight, warm and wet walls was truly heavenly, now even more so that they welcomed him in. He just hoped that she'll move soon because the scent of her blood was getting quite intense. Fortunately for Goblin Slayer, once in the heat of passion, his sense of smell would get sidelined, and wouldn't be as much trouble. Especially after scents of his own release, will get mixed in.

"I knew I chose right when choosing you…" Cow Girl quietly said, resting her forehead against his, looking into his eyes. Gods above, she was so in love with this weirdo, it's unsettling just how much. Despite his poor communication skills, he always knew what to do or say.

"You alright now?" Goblin Slayer asked.

Cow Girl rolled her hips to test the waters. "Yes… never better." and there was finally no pain.

It was now, when she was slowly moving along Goblin Slayer's hips, that she could finally enjoy having his massive dick inside of her. The way he stretched her finally wasn't painful, but pleasant, and just having him there felt right.

For Goblin Slayer, it was in one word both great, and torture. She was moving painfully slow, enjoying her time and looking for spots to feel pleasure. He saw it in her face, as both were within kissing distance as she slowly rode him. He had to convulsively grab the hay in the haybale, just so he could control his animal instinct.

Fortunately for him, it looked like she had found the sweet spot that was getting her off, and began riding him faster and faster. It was kinda sloppy at first, but soon she found a rhythm, and she even began loudly moaning. "Oh! Ah! Ah!" she began repeating.

Wanting to help her in her movements, Goblin Slayer's hands snaked their way around her hips, and for the first time tonight, he held her bottom in his hands. "Yes!" she screamed, as he squeezed her derriere.

He helped her rise up and down, all the while squeezing her ass, wanting her to finish as soon as possible. The slow torturous session caused him to grit his teeth as another way of releasing his frustrations.

"T-t-his is sOOOO G-GOOD!" Cow Girl squealed as Goblin Slayer's tip touched the very end of her vagina, again and again.

After about two minutes of Cow Girl riding him, with Goblin Slayer not doing much, Goblin Slayer had enough, and once again went on the attack so this slow session could end soon. He went for her lips, her eyes widening in surprise. One of his hands left her backside and went back to teasing her nipples. As that happened, Cow Girl had to pull away from the kiss as a lot of her weak spots were attacked all at once. "I'm close!" she managed to quickly yell out between the heavy panting.

As the juices leaked out of her nether region, and the milk out of her boobs, Cow Girl increased the speed to finally get off. It was here, she could feel it in every fiber of her body. However, this time, instead of arching her back, she hunched forwards and hugged Goblin Slayer around his neck, bringing his face close to her tits. Her body began shaking, and the walls around Goblin Slayer's cock constricted, finally releasing her juices onto his manhood. "CUMMING!" she again desperately yelled out into the crook of Goblin Slayer neck, as her body began shaking from the second orgasm of the night. Thank god it was raining so heavily, and a storm was raging outside, or her uncle in the farmhouse would have surely heard her.

Goblin Slayer held her tightly in his arms, as she was riding out another climax of the night. The heavy breaths she released into his ear were once again music to him. He felt like he did his job. Though the session was torturous for him, this should be enough for Cow Girl.

The grey-haired man was still buried inside his childhood friend, and his cock throbbing inside of her brought back the sweaty voluptuous woman on top of him from her high. Her eyes were dazed from her orgasm when she looked at him. "Y-you didn't finish…" she said between the pants, her voice clearly exhausted from tonight's activities.

"Yeah…" Goblin Slayer said. "Didn't want to hurt you."

"W-what d-do you mean by that." Cow Girl pulled away slightly, some of her sweaty pink hair sticking to her forehead, still grasping for air.

"I'd have to be more… rough, I suppose." Goblin Slayer said.

"Then go for it." Cow Girl smiled at him.

"But what-" Goblin Slayer tried to say, but Cow Girl quickly shushed him with her finger.

"I can handle rougher treatment now. I am no longer a virgin. You should know that silly, you were the one who made me a woman." Cow Girl smiled at him, bumping his nose playfully with her finger. She knew that what she was about to say was playing with fire, but she got a little drunk on all the pleasure Goblin Slayer brought onto her, and she wanted to know what would happen if he really let loose. So, she again tried to tease the man, and she leaned forward to whisper into his ear. "I want you to move that massive meat rod of yours inside me, not stopping until you'll feel satisfied and fill me to the brim." she whispered into his ear. "Mark me as yours with a child I crave." she added after a slight pause.

The previous teasing had worn down the restraints in Goblin Slayer. This one… this one had just unleashed the dormant beast.

Goblin Slayer grabbed Cow Girl by her ass, picked her up, and carried her away. Cow Girl couldn't protest even if she would want to, as her legs turned to jelly and were in no way functioning properly. The pink-eyed girl only wrapped her arms around his neck, and with a smile, let herself be carried away. Goblin Slayer then laid her on a slightly higher haybale, so his crotch was at the same level as it, and with Cow Girls legs hanging down. The hay was kinda prickly against her naked ass and back, but she was well used to hay. What pleased her was that he didn't pull out of her when he carried her away, she could still feel the warm throbbing cock inside of her.

"If I'm gonna hurt you now, I am sorry." Goblin Slayer said as he gripped her hips. The way he gripped her waist, she knew she wouldn't be able to escape. Having that muscular body above her, holding her hips in place, it only just now dawned on her, that despite taking the lead during their first time, she was never in charge. Cow Girl could sense it in his gaze; she was about to be filled up good with his spunk, whether she wanted or not. That thought of finally having his cum deep inside her fertile womb alone made Cow Girl even hornier. She wanted to know how that feels like, alongside the child that they could create tonight. And the way his moving red eyes looked at her… Though it was hard to read his eyes, they now clearly burned with lust. He clearly wanted it too...

"You can never hurt me. Now, show me how a man takes his woman." Cow Girl urged him, ready to find out if he can 'fuck her brains out'. And to show him she really wanted this, she spread her legs for him even more. After showing him what she wanted with a warm smile, she put her feet on his wide shoulders to give him easier access to her vagina.

Finally being in charge, Goblin Slayer pulled out of her, until only his tip was inside and rammed everything he could back inside, all the way up to her cervix. To Cow Girl, just the first thrust felt completely different from riding him. There was so much power behind it, that even just the first thrust caused her to release a loud "AH!". And instead of slowing down and allowing Cow Girl to catch her breath, Goblin Slayer increased the speed of those hard thrusts.

You cannot imagine how sexually frustrated Goblin Slayer was. The teasing from Sword Maiden constantly in the Temple of Law and the fact he couldn't just rub one out during that time was maddening enough. Then, Cow Girl has this slow session with him. He really was at the end of his rope with all of that, and fortunately, Cow Girl was willing to take all that pent-up lust.

The relentless, merciless pounding of Cow Girl's bushy pussy caused more milk to leak out of her boobs, and her asscheeks were getting red but Goblin Slayer didn't care. If she wouldn't be able to walk tomorrow, then so be it.

"AH! AH! AH! Tha- AH! OOOH!" Cow Girl tried to say something, but Goblin Slayer was fucking her so hard and fast, that she didn't even have a chance to say something. Cow Girl felt like a battering ram was trying to force its way into her baby room, and though it was a strange and slightly painful feeling, she absolutely loved it. Even her own body agreed, as her cervix dilated a little, now making it look like her cervix was kissing Goblin Slayer's tip every time he arrived at the gates. It seemed like her body also wanted that baby…

"Not… enough…" Goblin Slayer grunted and used his inhuman abilities to fuck Cow Girl even harder. His hip movements turned into a blur.

"I! CU-!" Cow Girl didn't even have a chance to announce that she was reaching yet another, third, peak, as Goblin Slayer ruthlessly pounded her now abused pussy even more. The trembling pink-haired girl could only grip the haybale to at least somewhat stay on earth because it felt like he was fucking her into oblivion. Even when her walls clamped down on Goblin Slayer's cock during her high, he refused to slow down. Exactly the opposite happened. He sped up more.

Giving her no break in between, it was too much for Cow Girl, as the fourth orgasm of the night hit her right after the third one. Those two consecutive orgasms completely blacked out her mind, and she saw only white for several seconds, her eyes rolling into the back of her head. She was spraying milk everywhere like a fountain, and it looked like Goblin Slayer broke her.

Her back arched so much, only the back of her head stayed on the haybale, as her body was violently shaking from the orgasm she was brought to. Her toes near Goblin Slayer's ears curled, trying to grasp something to hold on to, only to find empty air, with only her hands grasping something to hold on to. Words failed to formulate at the tip of her tongue, releasing only heavy pants as Goblin Slayer used her body to get off. It almost looked like she was trying to get away from the pleasure her body was overwhelmed with, but Goblin Slayer hold her tightly by her hips, not giving her any chance of escape.

And yet, after all of this, he wasn't done.

He increased his speed again, continuing for several minutes pounding into Cow Girl's addictive, soft body until finally, he felt his balls tightening, and his cock throbbing more and more. It took a few seconds, but after rutting away into Cow Girl for at least 5 more minutes, he was finally ready to give her his load.

After the earth-shattering two back-to-back orgasms, Cow Girl's body felt completely numb for a solid minute. She didn't notice it, but after the two last orgasm, with every thrust, she was squirting out her juices from the small space that was between her vaginal walls and Goblin Slayer's dick. Her body just couldn't handle the beast fucking her.

The whiteness in her eyes eventually cleared, and she could once again feel the pleasure of Goblin Slayer's dick, ploughing into her. The numbness of her nether regions slowly vanished, and soon she felt like cumming again, and this time, she felt like Goblin Slayer was about to cum too. She heard it very faintly thanks to the mind-blowing fucking she got, but he was grunting.

What was fucking her, was more akin to an animal than a human right now. More feral. He was desperately trying to fit more than half of his dick inside her vagina but to no avail. During the act, he watched as Cow Girl's tits bounced up and down, squirting that delicious milk everywhere. What a shame, but right now, he had a different mission.

Goblin Slayer dug his nails into Cow Girl's hips, holding her in place as he felt the last few thrusts would do it. And after so long, Goblin Slayer was about to finally reach the release he desperately needed, sheathing whatever he could of his dick in Cow Girl.

"GNNNRGH!" Goblin Slayer growled with one last hard thrust, holding tightly onto Cow Girl's hips, giving her the seed she so wanted. He began releasing an enormous load of sperm into Cow Girl's awaiting womb, through her dilated cervix to the girls delight.

The feeling of a rope after rope of Goblin Slayer's thick sperm squirting into her fertile depths, caused Cow Girl to widen her eyes once again and experience her fifth, and last orgasm of the evening. Her ankles that were on Goblin Slayer's shoulders again shivered, and her back arched one last time when the pleasurable shock ran through her body. However, now, she couldn't even scream it out loud, because it seemed like he fucked the air out of her as well. He turned not only her whole body into mush with the last session, but also her mind, and with what little reason she could think, she wondered if there was anyone that could come close to rocking her world like this, and so far, she couldn't think of anyone else. Maybe gods themselves.

In the cold, rainy autumn night, having the warm seed of the man she loved inside of her, felt divine. And it just didn't stop. Cow Girl didn't know how much of his seed she had taken, but her earlier guess was about right. He could inseminate a whole village with that load, and she felt a little bloated.

Cow Girl subconsciously released another "mmm", between catching her breaths, rubbing the place where Goblin Slayer was filling her with another hand, closing her eyes in blissful exhaustion. Gods, she wishes this moment could last forever, being stretched to accommodate him, joined together with him at the hip, getting pumped full of his life-creating seed.

Drunk on pleasure, Cow Girl didn't even notice the red marks Goblin Slayer caused when he held her hips in place, desperate to fill her up and impregnate her. Now, even Goblin Slayer was catching his breath, though it looked like he could go for many more rounds if he wished to, unlike a certain girl. After a minute or so, Goblin Slayer finally shot his last shot into Cow Girl, but he didn't pull out yet, savoring the feeling of Cow Girl's walls milking him for more.

It was when he finally looked away from Cow Girl's eyes and down to the place where they were connected when he realized how much of a mess they had created. The unburied half of his dick still had a lot of blood on it, with his own crotch having a few drops as well. Cow Girl's area around her vagina, had some blood stains too, along with a lot of her juices. Gods know what will spill out of her once he pulls his cock out. Above her slit, her pubic hair was completely drenched in sweat. The area of her crotch was also reddened by his merciless assault, most likely making it sensitive right now as well. Additionally, her breast milk covered her stomach and breasts in a large amount as well.

And then there was the rest of her body, which looked like a mess too. She was breathing like she had just ran a lap around the planet. One hand was still holding tightly onto the haybale, as the other was unconsciously still rubbing her abdomen full of his seed. Sweat glistened on her body thanks to the lights from the lanterns, hair sticking to her face, with eyes that were barely open. Her legs limply slid off of Goblin Slayer's shoulders, and Cow Girl just laid there, trying to comprehend what just happened to her.

"I may have overdone it…" Goblin Slayer thought. "Are… you alright?" Goblin Slayer asked, easing his grip on her hips.

"Y-yeah." A barely audible mumble left Cow Girl's lips. She wanted to say so much more to him right now, but she was so tired, that she couldn't muster the energy to do so.

As Goblin Slayer's dick went limp inside of her, the grey-haired man finally decided to pull out of her. Cow Girl released a disappointed moan when she felt his cock leaving her insides. As soon as Goblin Slayer's cock left her crevice, a huge amount of his cum leaked out of her, traveling down across another opening, falling onto the hay bale below.

The liquid pouring out of her should be completely white, but thanks to her virgin blood, it had a pinkish colour in a lot of places, with some parts being completely red.

What fascinated Goblin Slayer, was how Cow Girl's hole was gaping, almost looking like it wants to grab his dick, and fill her again. His dick wasn't just long, but insanely thick as well. If you'd look at her from up close now, you could see all the way to her cervix without even needing fingers to spread her right now. Although now, the only thing you would see inside of her is a large amount of his yoghurt-like substance instead of pink vaginal walls.

And now that he sees how much he spread her, he has to give it to her. She handled it pretty well. Plus, now there were so many scents that Goblin Slayer didn't crave her blood.

"I-It's so… warm." Cow Girl quietly mumbled her eyes were slowly opening back. Gods, he was unbelievable! He didn't even need to touch that small, sensitive bundle of nerves above her slit to make her cum! And how he filled her… Cow Girl thought it was summer for a moment, being so warm inside and out.

She was supposed to show him what love is. And though she showed it to him plenty, making his heart more receptive towards her love, he was the one who showed her what love truly feels like. Gentle, pleasurable, and passionate at the start, and wild, euphoric, and mind-blowing in the end.

To Goblin Slayer, it looked like Cow Girl may need a minute to recover from the session, so he went back to the table, and began dressing back up. One piece of armor at the time. As he was pulling back his underwear trunks, he caught a glimpse of the carriage, and realized he had to take off the reigns, and lead Snowball and Lilie into their pens too.

However, when he looked back at his armor, a little further away, in the doors leading into the barn, illuminated by the lanterns in the barn stood Cow Girl's Uncle. The older man was wondering what had taken Cow Girl so long in the barn and went to check on her. And as thunder roared behind him, he wasn't pleased with the sight of his cum-filled niece and trunks-wearing Goblin Slayer in the least.

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Author's note: Well… how dead do you think Goblin Slayer is right now?

And it was Cow Girl! Surprise, surprise! I told you all that according to me, she is best girl. So yeah… here you have it. Village pair losing their virginity in a barn… how original…

Anyway, hope you all enjoyed the long lemon. Cow Girl's thing will be lactation, so… yeah. Here you have that. Anyway, this finally answers the question I asked in 3rd chapter? I think? Where I asked which "first" each of the five main girls will get. And it was like this.

1. First 'date' was with High Elf Ranger. You know, the one he got himself in jail for a moment. That one.

2. First 'I love you' was Guild Girl in the Guild when she was confronted by Goblin Slayer.

3. Priestess 'saw him naked' first, counting the time when they went to the river together since in the anime he was in his trunks during the first resurrection, and even during my original second resurrection.

4. First 'kiss' belonged to the ballsy Sword Maiden and going for it as soon as he appeared.

5. And 'first time' in bed (in this case on the haybale), belonged to Cow Girl.

Now, different girls will be having different things first in bed, so if you want, you can guess again for the lols which one will be into what. With Goblin Slayer, you can bet there will be a lot of weird kinks going around. Because… well… he is a weirdo after all.

And off the topic of girls, you can also guess which new items are for what. That could be interesting as well to read through.

That's all from me. Leave a review and see ya in the next chapter!