GOLMAAL
KN: aj RAJEEV aur PURVI ki sagai hein (everyone gets shocked with this statement)
Rajat (shockingly): kya bhai ki sagai?
Suman: tum log itna shocking reaction kyun de rahe ho
Tasha: maa apne toh kaha tha sirf announcement karne wlae hein.. sagai ke baremein apne bataya nahi
Suman: yeh baat tum sab ke liye bhi surprise thi
Rajeev: lekin maa
Suman: suniye sab log sagai ka muhurat 8:30 baje ka hein..tab tak u all enjoy aur tum log chalo mere sath (all moves with her)
Vinu: aunty ye achanak sagai ki baat kuch samajh mein nahi araha
Roo: haan aur bhai kya chahte hein hum yeh bhi nahi jante
Suman: purvi bohat hi achi ladki hein…educated hein….well settled hein…aur woh ek interior designer bhi hein…
Tasha: maa yeh aap sab bata rahi hein lekin mujhe nahi lagta ki yeh reason hein iss shaadi ka
Suman: sahi kaha tumne wajah hein….. purvi tumhare papa ke best friend vishwanath bhaisahab ki beti hein
Rajat: mein bohat chota tha tab car accident mein jinki death hui thi woh…aap ne ek baar bataya tha
Suman: haan…tab purvi bhi bohat choti thi…uske parents ke death ke baad Pritam bhaisahab aur rano ne usse sambhala hein
Vivek: kuch samajh mein nahi araha hein ?
Suman: tumhare papa aur purvi ke papa ache dost the issi liye woh chahte the ki unki dosti rishtey dari mein badal jaye
Vinu: ohh ab samajh mein araha hein kuch kuch
Rajat: par maa Pritam uncle aur aunty toh humse milne kitni baar ate the lekin purvi ko kabhi dekha nahi unke saath
Suman: usse London bheja tha padhai puri karne..kyunki woh itni shock mein thi ke Pritam bhaisahab ko dar tha kahi usse bhi kuch ho na jaye
Tasha: toh bhai aap kya kehte hein….turns to see Rajeev but he was not present there….bhai kaha gaye
(all looks worriedly)
Suman: tumhare papa ne promise kiya hein ki purvi hi iss ghar ki bahu banegi…make it sure…saying so she leaves
Rajat: yeh kya baat huyi
Roo: ab kya karenge hum log
Vivek: aur pata nahi yeh bhai kaha chale gaye
Rajat: shayad mujhe pata hein…tum log yahi ruko mein dekh ke ata hoon
OUTSIDE OF KUMAR VILLA
Muskan: Rajeev (very politely she calls him out..he turns towards her n hugs her tightly ) kya baat hein tum itne pareshan kyun ho….they get separate
Rajeev: nahi kuch nahi bas papa ne yun achanak sagai ki baat announce kardi issi liye kuch samajh nahi araha (rajat enters)
Rajat: mujhe pata tha aap yahi miloge mujhe…
Muskan: dekh na isse yeh kuch nahi bata raha…mein ek baar aunty ji se baat karke ati hoon..& she leaves from their
Rajat: bhai baat darsal yeh hein ki (& narrates him what all suman told him )
Rajeev: kya? shockingly
Rajat: haan bas yahi baat hein aur kuch nahi
Rajeev: lekin mein abhi shaadi kya sagai bhi nahi kar sakta
Rajat: kyun? Jaha tak mujhe pata hein nahi apka kisike saath affair chal raha hein aur nahi aap kisi aur mein interested hein toh fir?
Rajeev: mein abhi nahi bata sakta
Rajat: kyun bhai ?
Rajeev: tujhe apne bhai pe bharosa hein na ( he nods n says )
Rajat: toh fir yeh baat aap maa papa ko kyun nahi batate ki aap nahi karna chahte sagai
Rajeev: nahi bata sakta tu samajh nahi raha hein…. please meri help kr ( both start thinking) idea
Rajat: kya?
Rajeev: mein bhaag jata hoon
Rajat: what? Shockingly…
Rajeev: toh aur kya karu mein
Rajat: bhaag ne ki baat mat kariye bhai kuch aisa karte hein ki aap ka kam bhi hojaye aur maa-papa bhi khush hojaye (after thinking for few mins Rajeev says)
Rajeev: meri jagah tu sagai kar le (with lots of hopes he looked at rajat)
Rajat: mein ? shockingly
Rajeev: tu mujhse pyaar karta hein na
Rajat: ofcourse bhai bohat jyada
Rajeev: toh fir maan ja na
Rajat: no no bhai mein yeh nahi kar sakta
Rajeev: tu mere liye itna bhi nahi kar sakta..yaad kr tere bhai ne tere liye kya kya kiya hein…
Rajat: haan haan pata hein mujhe….yeh emotional blackmailing ka drama mat kijiye
Rajeev: matlab tu maan gaya (surprisingly)
Rajat: haan (making face )
Rajeev: you are the best bhai in the world n hugs him happily
Rajat: mera thike lekin purvi…. mujhe nahi lagta woh manegi
Rajeev: usse manane ke liye meri muskan hi kafi hein said with a smirk
Rajat: are uh sure woh yeh sab kar payegi (said thinkingly )
Rajeev: muskan naam hein uska woh kuch bhi kar sakti hein
Rajat: thike toh chalie usse baat karte hein
Both goes in side
(she was talking with suman)
Rajat: yeh maa se kya baat kar rahi hein?
Rajeev: kuch der pehle nahi kya" mein aunty se baat karke ati hoon kekh kar" gayi thi
Rajat: mein leke ata hoon usse ..tab tak aap purvi ko uppar leke jayie
(now everyone was present in rajat's room )
Muskan: I hope tum samajh gayi
Purvi: lekin yeh toh galat baat hein mein mere uncle aunty se jhoot nahi bol sakti
Roo: aap tnsn matlo..agar kuch hogaya toh hum hein na
Purvi: fir bhi mein yeh nahi kar sakti worriedly
Rajat: tum log jara 2 min ke liye baher jana..mujhe inse akele mein baat karni hein (all leaves out)
Purvi: apne sab ko aise kyun bhej diya ( she said scaredly)
( rajat falls down on his knees joins his hand in front of her n say)
Purvi: yeh aap kya kar rahe hein..uthiye
Rajat: kyunki unke samne aise karta toh meri kya image rehti… woh sab shoda aur please manjao mein apne bhai se bohat pyaar karta hoon…mein unhe upset nahi dekh sakta..plz maanjao na..(she laughs at his antics)
Purvi: yeh galat baat hein
Rajat: kuch galat nahi…everything is fair in love n war…plz maanjao mein woh sab karunga joh tum chaho lekin please abhi maanjao (pleads to her)
(don't know why but she approves their plan)
Rajat (in extreme happiness hugs her): thank you…she gets shocked on his sudden reaction….he realizes it and leaves her…sorry kuch jyada hi excite hogaya
Purvi: its ok…(she smiles at his antics & was about to leave but stops n says) but sagai ka kya karenge sagai kisi aur se aur shaadi kisi aur se
Outside the door
Tasha: bhai itni der kyun laga rahe hein
Muskan: shayad usse mana raha ho
Roo: haan lekin itna waqt? N same time door gets opened
Rajeev: maan gayi kya woh?
Rajat (with proud smile): haan
Vinu: kaise?
Rajat: tujhe apne dost pe jara bhi bharosa nahi hein kya ?
Vinu: nahi…tum bolo….. said to purvi
Rajat: tu dost hein ki dushman…. Vinu ignores him
Purvi (she remembers him saying not to tell anyone how he convinced ): unhone request ki aur samjhaya toh
Tasha: aap maan gayi wohi kafi hein chalo sagai ke liye niche chalte hein
Rajat: ek min..ek prob hein
Rajeev: ab kya? (& explains them the prob)
Vinu: mere pass ek idea hein
Tasha: konsa ?
Vinu: rajat ring bhi pehnayega aur kisiko pata bhi nahi chalege
Roo: woh kaise?
Vinu: rings exchange ke waqt kuch der ke liye hum lights off kar denge
Vivek: lekin yeh sab karene ki jarurat hein kya
Rajeev: haan bhai bohat jarurat hein
Roo: are par rings exchange karte waqt lights off karenge I agree but lights on hone ke baad toh bade bhaiya ki jagah chote nawab ke hath mein ring dekh ke uncle aunty ko doubt nahi hoga kya
Rajeev: are haan yeh toh meine socha hi nahi
Muskan: agar dimag kam kar raha ho toh sochega na
Vinu: toh ab kya kare
Muskan: mere pass ek idea hein
Rajat: konsa ?
Muskan: agar hum ek jaisi doh anguthiya leke aye toh kisi ko doubt nahi hoga
Tasha: do kiske liye
Muskan: ek rajat ke liye ek Rajeev ke liye
Roo: kuch samajh nahi araha hein muskan
Muskan: samjhati hoon lekin usse pehle rings ki arrangement karte hein
Vivek: uski jarurat nahi hein
Vinu: kyun?
Vivek: tasha woh leke aao… (she goes n bring 2 gift boxes n give one to Rajeev n one to rajat….both open the box n find very classic look rings)
Rajat: wow yeh toh kitni awesome hein
Tasha: maa-papa ko gift le rahe the… tab vivek ne yeh rings dekhi isse itni pasand ayi ki aap dono ke liye bhi kharid li
Rajeev: so sweet of you vivek n hugs him… all see rings n both were same
Purvi: yeh toh bilkul same hein
Tasha: haan toh ab problem solve
Roo: lekin plan kya hein
Muskan: suno (& tells them the plan)
IN LIVING ROOM
(everyone was enjoying the party)
Pritam: chalo bhai kailashnath muhurat bita jaraha hein
KN: haan lekin bacche kahi dekhai nahi de rahe
Suman: yeh lo bacche bhi agaye (everyone comes there)
Rano: beta purvi kaha hein
Vinu: aunty ji woh bas 2 min mein taiyar hoke arahi hein
(everyone gets ready for the engagement….all were happy…after few mins purvi comes with the other girls…she was wearing golden colored lehenga with simple jewellery )
Rano: dekhie na ji hamari purvi kitni pyaari lag rahi hein
(everyone was complimenting her…rajat was busy in talking with vinu but after hearing compliment from his mother he turns around to see her….he smiled to himself n thought that she is indeed beautiful)
Tasha: maa-papa yeh dekhie na (showing them rings)
KN: are wah yeh toh bohat sundar hein
Vivek: mujhe yeh bohat pasand ayi isiliye inn dono ke liye le li
Tasha: agar apki permission ho toh kya purvi ji bhaiya ko yahi ring pehna de….aisa vivek chahte hein
KN: kyun nahi beta unhone itne pyaar se joh lekar aye hein
Prakash: wah kya baat hein…jamai ho toh aisa
KN: jamai kiske hein…n laughs
Suman: chalo sagai kar lete hein
( everyone stand beside rajvi n Rajeev )
Rano: pandit ji pooja shuru kijiye ( he do some pooja n ask them to exchange rings )
Pandit ji: sabse pehle ladki ladke ko anguthi pehnayegi
Suman: agar tumhe koi problem na ho toh kya tum jamai sa laye hein woh ring pehnaogi Rajeev ko (purvi nods)
(both rajat n Rajeev were standing side by side…muskan gives a call to vinu n lights off )
Prakash: yeh achanak light ko kya hogaya…hamare yaha toh light kabhi jati nahi
KN: mein dekh ke ata hoon
Vivek (interrupts ): aap rukiye papa mein dekhta hoon
Rajat: jaldi se anguthi pehnao
Suman: itni jaldi kyun hein rajat tujhe lights ane do
Muskan: are aunty agar muhurat nikal gaya toh…..n making her busy in talk takes her away from trio
Rajeev: purvi jaldi se anguthi pehnao rajat ko (said in whisper tone)
Rajat: aap itna dheere kyun baat kar rahe hoo bhai
Rajeev: sab hamare pass hi khade hein..isi liye…tum jaldi pehna do
Purvi: haan par kaise kuch dekhai nahi de raha
Rajat: offo…tumhare samne toh hoon..n forwards his hand….she holds it n ask
Purvi: yeh tumhare hi hath hein na
Rajat: haan mera hi hein…jaldi karo….n she puts ring in rajat's finger
Purvi: hogaya.. (duo get happy)
Rano: yeh abhi tak lights kyun nahi ayi
Suman: mein dekh ke ati hoon
Tasha: maa aap rukie vivek gaye hein na
Pritam: par bohat der lag rahi hein
Roo: aap log tnsn matlo lights ajayegi
Rajat: bhai ring do jaldi
Rajeev: konsi ring ? confusingly
Rajat: purvi ki ring
Rajeev: it is not with me
Rajat: kya? Ab kya karenge
Tasha: bhai relax woh ring mere pass hein (n gives the ring to rajat)
Rajat (very politely to purvi ): may I (& she forwards her hand)
Rajeev: hogaya kya ?
Rajat: haan (Rajeev ask muskan to make a call to vinu n switch on the main switch…after few mins lights come)
Suman: thank god lights agaye
Rano: aur nahi toh kya mujhe laga lights seedha sagai ke baad hi ayegi
Rajeev: sahi kaha apne aunty
Rano: matlab?
Rajeev: sagai toh hogai (n both show there hand to everyone….while this rajat moves aside )
KN: kaise?
Muskan: dekho isse kitni jaldi thi n everyone laughs
Pritam: lekin beta koi photo nahi video shooting bhi nahi
Rajeev: ismein konsi badi baat hein…abhi nikalte hein na photo
(they firstly take blessings from elders n then everyone get busy in clicking photographs)
KN (looks at his wife who was very happy n looking at there children): kaisa laga hamara tofha
Suman: bohat khoobsurat n side hugs him
(someone in corner)
Someone: thank god sagai nahi huyi… reason joh bhi ho…warna pata nahi mera kya hota….n smiles
(the person saw everyone clicking pics so moves to them)
Tasha: Rajeev bhai ke saath toh bohat pics nikal li ab asli couple ke saath bhi toh lete hein na pics
Roo: haan ruk mein rajat ko bulati hoon
(she calls him….they ask him to stand beside purvi n click)
So very long chappy
Who is that someone
wht will happen next
Stay tuned