EXPLOSIONS!

Han: No one responded with my poll.

Luke(sarcastically): Tis a shame.

Han: I guess I'll have to pick the person. Hey Jar Jaaaaar!

Luke: NO! (Runs away.)

Joanfenny: This outa be fun! Anywho, thanks goes to Flying Dragoon for reviewing, and thanks goes to person3000 and Flying Dragoon for following.

Orio: Virtual mice all around!

Everyone else: Ew…

Jar Jar: Joanfennee nosa own Star Wars, a mall, or anythwing else in this story excepta Orio.

Joanfenny: Hey! Who gave you the right to say the disclaimer! (Starts chasing him around with her Candy-rock spear.) Wait, where's my wand?

Darth Vader: I haven't the slightest idea.

Joanfenny eyes him suspiciously.

7) I will not Gurgle Gershwin in public.

Everyone in the mall payed little attention to the blond-haired Jedi that stood on top the ATM machine in the middle of the building. All the shoppers were too busy with their normal lives.

It wasn't until Luke started singing when things got interesting.

As soon as Luke opened his mouth, a loud, gurgling tune came forth. The young man started doing a dance that reminds me of a chicken trying to poop out an egg. His brother-in-law, Han, watched from a distance, and he was laughing too.

A soaked Rey and a Gum-haired Kylo approached the smuggler. "What happened?" Rey asked.

"Luke lost a bet." Han snickered. People in the crowd were pointing and laughing at the young Jedi, especially the teenage chicks.

Observing Luke, he said, "And here comes the grand finale."

At that moment Jar Jar stumbled right up to the ATM and started impersonating Luke. Well, at least he was trying to. To me, he looked like a chicken laying the egg, and the egg had caught on fire.

Luke face flushed from embassasment and anger as he sang. People were beginning to film Luke with their phones. Palpatine and Vader gaped as they watched the seen. Of course, you wouldn't tell that Vader was gaping.

"Your son has no dignity." The emperor stated.

Neither do you. "He was raised by farmers."

8) I will not detonate ATMs.

Wedge, Lando, Hobbie, and Biggs were rebellious men. And what do rebellious men do? They make explosions.

They had already exploded Forever 21 and Target, and were running out of grenades.

As they sat at the Mall's Chili's, the group went over where their next target was.

"Wedge, you put one in that ATM, right?" Lando asked.

"Yup, it's due to go off any second now."

Meanwhile…

Rey felt a disturbance in the force, and no, it wasn't Luke singing or the crazy Knight of Ren right next to her, it was…

Instantaneously the ATM exploded, sending the Jedi sky-high in the air. Jar Jar, on the other hand, blasted into a million pieces. Luke landed in a giant bowl of Swedish Fish. Don't ask where it came from. Everyone applauded as Luke stumbled out of the bowl of Swedish goodness.

Meanwhile, across town.

The young Authoress, Joanfenny Kenobi, waited as her dad finished with some last minute paperwork. Car Garages are so boring. She thought, if I could summon my flying pineapple army, then things could get more interesting.

Normally, when Joan's in boring places, she'd go and make as much noise as godly possible, but she'd get in huge trouble with her dad. He said that Joan needs to "mature," whatever that means.

Since she couldn't be a crazy Authoress, she decided to entertain herself the old-fashion way.

YouTube.

As she scrolled through the video options, she noticed one video titled "Nun vs Satan." Posted by Holy Juan Baloney. The girl's eyes widened as she watched the laugh-so-hard-you-could-pee-yourself video of a nun beating the devil with a purse.

I should use that in my "Prisoners" story coming up. Joan brainstormed. Watching the video again, she noticed that something was very off about it.

That guy in the background should NOT be holding that rabid chicken.

Then she noticed another thing, Wait, that's not the devil… that's…

Just then Joan whipped out her banana phone.

9) I will not unleash all the animals in the pet shop.

"Go! Go! Your free!" Sabine yelled as she opened the animal cages. Pets that ranged from Cats to Iguanas to Parrots mobbed the store.

"Lady, what do you think you're doing?!" The store manager yelled.

"Get him, Quill!" The teenage Mandalorian shouted. Suddenly a Jabberjay flew from behind one of the isles and started pecking the old geezer.

"Get off of me, you woodpecker."

"Get off of me, you woodpecker."

"Stop it!"

"Stop it!"

Sabine then decided to go find Kanan and Ezra, because nothing's more annoying than a Jabberjay at work.

Luke: The Swedish Fish were pretty good.

Leia: When did Sabine get a Jabberjay?

Joanfenny: In my upcoming story A Writers Mind. Which by the way, no one's reviewing it!

Obi-wan: It's only the first Chapter, and it's only been up for a day or so.

Joanfenny: Still!

Orio, the Caped Avenger: Speaking of reviews… hey! All you readers! Make sure you review, favorite, and follow this story! If you do, you might get to see more adventures of The Caped Avenger!

Joanfenny: And read A Writers Mind!

Luke: And thank you Flying Dragoon for suggesting that we blow Jar Jar up. Sadly, we couldn't use a nuclear power plant—

Leia: So you used an ATM machine?

Wedge: That was my idea.

Tarkin: Do you rebels ever do anything else besides detonating things?

Hobbie: We also do Karaoke.

Tarkin: (face palms)