DRUNK ON CHOCOLATE

Katniss Everdeen: Thank you spacecadet777, YouMissedMeRight, and Reality Rejection Service for reviewing. Thank you TegamiBachi25 and YouMissedMeRight for favoriting. Thank you Imperial Commander 5 and TegamiBachi25 for following.

Joanfenny: Wow, that's the last time I'm letting you thank the readers.

Katniss: I'd like to see you do better.

Joanfenny: YO, EVERYBOBY! THANKS FOR FOLLOWING, FAVORITING, REVIWING AND READING THIS STORY IN GENERAL! YOU ALL DESERVE A TRIP TO THE MATRIX FOR SOME VIRTUAL ROOT BEER!

Orio: Why not real Root Beer?

Joanfenny: Real Root Beer can't be shared on the internet. Plus it rots your teeth.

spacecadet777: Congratulations for guessing the song correctly. You get five points! (Go buy yourself an ice cream) Thanks for telling me about Vader and Tarkin. I'll be sure to keep an eye on them.

YouMissedMeRight: I'm glad you love my style, and I can't but Chewie in this chapter, but I'll put him in the next one.

Reality Rejection Service: Well, Target, Forever 21, and Macy's are already gone, and it's barely lunch time.

16) I will not break out into song in public.

A bored Darksider is never a good thing. They are bound to do something, dangerous, devastating, or delusional.

Even though Ventress was a chick (by society's standards, not mine) she hated going to the mall. They were filled with idiotic people who believe that material things make them happy.

What makes Ventress happy is joining crazy witch cults, which I think is both creepy and should be non-canon.

Anyway, the Sith/Witch/Bounty Hunter was patrolling the mall when she noticed Boba Fett carrying a CD player. In his other hand was a microphone.

"What, are you a street singer now?" Ventress teased.

Boba snapped his head in her direction. A moment of awkward silence passed before he broke out into a very old opera song. It was so loud that some of the windows in the shops shattered. Shoppers covered their ears and cried out in pain. One shopper dropped her bananas, which an army of monkeys (which randomly appeared) stole.

Ventress decided her best move was to walk away pretending that she didn't know him.

Once she was gone, Boba turned off the MP3 player in his helmet.

"Bounty Hunters don't sing." He hissed to no one in particular.

17) I will not eat all the chocolate in the candy store.

Kana Jarrus and the Seventh Sister had been duking it out for a while when lunch rolled around, so the Inquisitor and Jedi decided to call a lunch truce. Fun fact, the Seventh Sister is a very picky eater. After denying every restaurant the mall had to offer, she decided her best option was to raid a candy store.

Kanan, having nothing else to do, assisted her in scaring away the costumers and knocking out the employees. Now, the two of them were lying on the floor with chocolate all over their faces.

"You know, this might be the chocolate talking, but you're ok." Kanan mumbled.

The Seventh Sister glanced at the Jedi. "It's defiantly the chocolate." She said.

Suddenly a Honda zoomed by the entrance with a drunk Palpatine hanging out the window.

"Was that you're boss?" Kanan asked.

18) I will not attack the driver of the mini-train.

Normally, the mini-train's driver was bored out of his mind. Not today, today he was terrified.

"I'm being attacked by corrupted volleyballs!" He yelled as buzz droids climbed all over his train. The passengers screamed in terror and ran out of the train cars.

Just then General Grievous showed up. In three of his four hands were ice cream cones. The cyborg stared at the situation for several long minutes, before dumping his ice cream cones on the driver.

Meanwhile, across town…

Joanfenny Kenobi was in the middle of reading Dante's Inferno when the Princess Sofia theme song started playing in the air. Then it was suddenly turned off, and replaced by the Avengers theme song. Just then the door barged open, reveal…

"Don'ft worry, Goanfenny, thwe Cabped Afenger will savfe you!" orio yelled as he raced into the room. Hopping on Joanfenny's desk, he released the banana he had in his mouth and began to exam it. "Authoress, are you ok?"

Joan fought back a grin. Careful not to make any noise, she grabbed her blow horn from under her bed.

"Joan, it's Orio, I'm gonna rescue you from the banana!

BAAAAARRRRRPPP!

Orio's tail became as fat as him as he jumped two feet in the air. His screech was like nails on a chalkboard. Spinning around, he spotted the authoress with her blow horn.

"Yes, I've done it!" He cried, "I have freed you from the banana prison!"

Authoress' note: I understand that this was a little short today, and that's because I'm running out of ideas. So suggestions in the reviews are most appreciated.

Orio: What was it like being trapped in the banana?

Joanfenny: …Do I want to know why you think that?

Ahsoka: No, no you don't.

Joanfenny: Okay… anyway, remember to review, favorite, and follow. And keep an eye out for my wand.

Darth Vader: Haven't seen it.

Wedge: Hey, next chapter, Karaoke party!

Tarkin: Face palms