"I can't believe I keep losing..." A half-asleep Luigi heard, he figured it was nothing and fell back asleep.

"Luigi," A voice said, "Wake up!" It sounded like Mario's voice.

"Don't worry plumber, I got this."

SPLASH!

A now miserable and wet Luigi got up.

"Now you're up," Mario said, "We were just playing cards in the other room, also we have to leave today."

Luigi in response just sighed, and kicked Tewi and Mario out of the room he was in, and began to put his overalls on. As the birds were chirping, Luigi started to wonder... where in the world was Mokou going to take them?

Outside of Eientei

Mokou was waiting patiently at the entrance of Eientei until the two brothers finally opened the sliding door and stepped outside.

It's about time... Mokou thought.

"Morning, Mokou." Mario tipped his hat, and Luigi did the same thing.

"Morning," Mokou replied, "Are you guys ready?" she followed up.

"Where are we going?" Luigi asked.

"To the Human Village."

"How are we supposed to arrive at the Human Village? We're in the middle of a forest!"

*

Mokou was walking faster than the two brothers expected, Mario and Luigi were practically running to keep up with her.

9 am, The Human Village

There was a lot of commotion in the village, as Darkrai and Rumia were tied up in the middle of the village. Pit allowed Rumia to keep her little bubble around her to prevent her from getting harmed by the sun. Which meant her lower body was tied up whilst she kept her arms outstretched to keep the darkness bubble up. Mario, Luigi, and Mokou had just arrived at the village.

Keine, the schoolteacher for the village was at the front of the crowd asking the two questions.

"What brought you here?" Keine asked.

"I was doing a favor," Darkrai replied.

"What favo-"

"Scuse me."

"Coming through!"

"Uh, I'm sorry."

Three teenage girls emerged from the crowd.

Reimu Hakurei, Shrine Maiden of Paradise.

Marisa Kirisame, The Ordinary Witch

Alice Margatroid, The Seven-Colored Puppeteer

The three girls were now at the front of the crowd.

"What happened here?" Reimu asked.

"Oh! Miss Hakurei, these two were just tied with this note here." Keine responded.

Reimu picked up the note and started reading.

'To whom it may concern, we just defeated both of these delinquents easily. We would appreciate it if anyone were to take these two away.'

The was a separate part of the note that was written slightly sloppier to the first part.

'Yeah! We took those two out easy! Your welcome by the way.' To finish off the note there was a heart with an eye on it and two figures holding hands. One figure had wings and chiton, whilst the other had a green dress and a blue closed eye on their chest.

"Hey Reimu, isn't that the satori girl with the hat?" Marisa asked.

"Yeah, why is she with an angel though?" Reimu replied.

"Maybe it's an imaginary friend." Keine jumped in.

"Knowing her, that doesn't seem unlikely," Alice added.

flashback!!!!*

Pit and Koishi were giggling while drawing themselves on the note.

"So... are you gonna pay or what?" Mystia asked.

Pit and Koishi stopped giggling and looked at the waiting Mystia.

"Pit, it's times like these, where you need to put off needs for later," Palutena advised.

"Uhhhh..." Pit looked over at Koishi to see she was GONE.

"So?" Mystia asked.

"Uhhhh... bye!" Pit flew away.

"SON OF A-"

end of flashback*

Mokou was suddenly at the front of the crowd.

"Hey, Keine," Mokou said.

"Oh! Hello Mokou. How are you?"

"I'm fine, thanks. Hm?" Mokou's attention shifted to a tied Rumia.

"Little one. Didn't I tell you to stop terrorizing people?" Mokou asked.

"Uhhhhh..." Rumia said.

" 'Uhhhh' what?" Mokou said.

"Uhhhh" Rumia continued.

"Answer me, before I'll burn you to a crisp." Mokou threatened.

"You did, but she didn't." Darkrai stepped in.

"And why is that?" Mokou replied.

"Because she's a youkai. You can't blame her for having inhuman tendencies." Darkrai says.

"I-uh..." Mokou couldn't argue with that.

"Look who's saying 'uh' now," Darkrai said.

"Argh! Fine, you win. I'll kill you too later." Mokou stormed off.

"What was that?" Mario asked, walking after Mokou.

"That...thing, it pisses me off," Mokou said.

"Huh. Well, I just wanted to thank you for guiding us out of the forest." Mario said.

"Hm, no problem, Mario. Y'know Gensokyo can be a very dangerous place, I want you and your brother to stay safe here." Mokou warned.

"Alright, I will Mokou," Mario said.

Mokou and Mario do a final handshake before Mokou finally disappears in the back into the forest.

back at the village*

Mario goes back to the village, to see Luigi conversating with Keine, Reimu, Marisa, and Alice.

"What in the world is a Pokémon?" Marisa asked Luigi.

"They're just mythical creatures/companions," Luigi replied.

"Really? Sounds interesting..maybe I can nab one if I get into a tall patch of grass or something." Marisa said.

"Maybe.." Luigi replied.

"Hey, Luigi, who are these four?" Mario stepped in.

"So, Luigi," Reimu said walking up to Mario, "that's your brother? I thought he'd be taller." Reimu said. Reimu looked at Mario, the red plumber and the red miko were about the same height, with Reimu being an inch taller.

"So.. what's your name?" Mario asked.

"Reimu Hakurei."

"Mario."

"That's it? Just Mario?"

"Well, it's Mario Mario. But just call Mario."

"Alright, Mario."

Mario and Reimu continue to stare each other down until Luigi and Alice come in between them.

"That's enough staring.." Alice said.

"So... what are we going to do with these two?" Marisa asked.

"Well-" Reimu was cut off by the sight of a purple hole in the ground with eyes inside of it consumed Rumia and Darkrai.

Luigi screamed in terror as the gap quickly disappeared. Then another gap appeared and a slightly large woman with a poofy dress emerged from the gap.

"Hello, women~," The youkai said.

"What do you want Yukari?" Reimu asked.

"Uh, I'm going to go home now," Keine said and walked off.

The crowd was gone as well.

"I just wanted to say hi, and who are you two?" Yukari said.

"We're the Super Mario Brothers!" Mario and Luigi said. Yukari giggles.

"Well, 'Super Mario Brothers.' I suppose you'll need somewhere to stay for tonight." Yukari said.

"Yes, we do," Mario replied.

"Well, maybe the red one could stay with Reimu," Yukari suggested.

"What?! No!" Reimu said.

"Hmmm...

'I'll pay rent!" Mario suggested.

Reimu thought about the decision for a second. She needs the money, and he can do chores for her!

"Alright! It's a deal!" Reimu said.

I can't believe she changed her mind so quickly, Marisa thought.

"What about me lady?" Luigi asked.

"Hmmm... you can climb up a mountain to get to your destination!" Yukari said.

"W-what?!" Luigi said, dumbfounded.

"Don't worry it won't be that bad." Yukari lied.

"Just... a few things to remember. There are kappa, youkai and tengu's who are dangerous in every way! Buuuuuut... assuming that you're the brother of Super Mario, you'll be fine." Yukari lied again.

Luigi's face had turned completely white in horror.

"Oh, and you can't you use powerups.. or I'll gap you'll right back to the bottom~" Yukari continued.

Luigi was still terrified until Mario comforted him.

"Hey bro, don't be scared. You'll get through this easily." Mario said.

"Easily?! I'll have to climb a mountain with no powerups and with monsters everywhere!" Luigi shouted.

"Well... I'd come with you... but I'd slow you down..." Mario said.

"Well! There's no time to waste!" Yukari gaps Luigi and herself to the bottom of Youkai Mountain.

"Ohhhh noooo.," Luigi says to himself.

"Don't worry. You'll have a companion!" Yukari said cheerfully. Then two puffs of smoke came out of nowhere. A nine tailed fox looking human and a smaller cat looking, human, appeared out of nowhere.

"Choose which one. Ran Yakumo, is intelligent and could guide you around the mountain, or Chen Yakumo, she's a very entertaining companion to keep around!" Yukari said.

"Hmmmmm..." Luigi thought about it for a few minutes.

"I'll take Chen!" Luigi exclaimed.

Yukari looked surprised at Luigi's choice, but Ran looked shocked.

"Uh, master, I'm worried for Chen... maybe I should-"

"Nonsense Ran! You should respect his choice." Yukari interrupted.

"Well, can I at least keep an eye on them?" Ran asked.

"Ok, I'll allow it, but don't interfere," Yukari replied.

"Right!" Ran says.

Chen hops on Luigi back.

"Ok! Let's go!!" Chen said excitedly.

"Yeah... uhhhh, where do we start?"

"Just start climbing," Yukari said.

So, Luigi started to climb the large mountain, with Chen hanging on to his back.

"Be safe Chen!" Ran shouted.

"Don't worry Ran-shama! I'll be fine!" Chen replied.

And so Luigi's slow journey up the Youkai Mountain begins while Ran keeps a close eye on the two. While Mario stays at Reimu's shrine paying monthly rent. While Marisa makes a new friend...

"Oh hey, little guy!" Marisa says.

"What's your name?"

"Pika, pika..."

"Pika-pika huh?"

"Pikachu..."

"Oh, Pikachu, well my name's Marisa!" Marisa started to coo at the yellow creature.

"Marisaaaaa!" Alice shouted.

"What?!" Marisa replied aggressively.

"Ah, there you are!" Alice says descending to the ground.

"Look at this!" Marisa says shoving Pikachu in Alice's face.

"Aww, it's adorable!" Alice says reaching out to touch Pikachu. Then Pikachu releases an electric shock, electrocuting both Alice and Marisa.

"I like him already!" A slightly charred Marisa said, on the ground.

(Ughhhhhhhhh, I'm so sorry. School started up again. And I've been really tired recently, I'm sorry if this chapter was just tedious talking and nothing happened. I'll take a few weeks or who knows how long. Peace.)

Epilogue*

(In Hell)

"Welcome to Hell!" Hecatia welcomed Darkrai and Rumia excitedly.

"Huh?"

"Hmm.. we'll need to escape.." Darkrai said.

"Escape? I mean you can try..." Hecatia said.

"But... you'll probably fail." Clownpiece jumped in.

Rumia and Darkrai looked over to the blazing hellfires of the Underworld.

"Enjoy your stay..." Hecatia said.

Hi there, been awhile since I updated this story, this chapter is a product of it's time, it's not bad, but it's not my favorite one either.