"Hey! Luigi wake up!!"
Luigi was in his bed at his house, with Mario pleading for him to get up.
"Ohhhh, huh?" Luigi noticed this. It was bright outside, the birds were chirping and uhhhh, flowers were blooming or whatever...
"Oh, Mario! I had the craziest dream last night! So, we landed in this forest area, and then this girl guided us out of it! Then we were at this place, with two rabbit girls, and Villager! You remember him right? Anyway, after we left that place, we went to this village, and there we saw Darkrai and some other girl tied up there, th-then they disappear! Then we meet four girls! One looked like a witch, another looked like an English girl, and the other looked like a Japanese lady! Then the fourth one had this HUGE dress, then she teleported me to this mountain, and she told me to climb it! It was a very odd dream..."
Luigi claimed, Mario had merely nodded in response.
"It does sound odd Luigi, now wake up Luigi..."
Mario said.
"Huh?"
"Wake up... wake up!"
"Wake up! WAKE UP!" Someone who wasn't Chen said.
"Are you ok mister? You seemingly passed out when you got here." A gentle sounding voice said.
"I don't blame him. This heat is UNBEARABLE." The voice that wasn't Chen said again.
"Who are you two and where's, Chen?" Luigi asked getting up.
"My name is Hina Kagimaya."
"Nitori Kawashiro and your cat friend is sleeping on you," Nitori said.
Chen was sleeping quietly on the ground until she wakes up quickly.
"I had a really bad dream!!" Chen said.
"That's nice Chen, where are we anyway?" Luigi asked Nitori.
"This is Genbu Ravine, home of most of the kappa, you fell asleep on the Youkai Mountain, and well, we carried you here," Nitori explained.
"Correction. I carried you here." Hina said.
"Exactly! We carried you here." Nitori claimed.
Nitori suddenly trips out of nowhere.
"Oops," Hina says.
"I hate that ability of yours," Nitori mumbled getting back up, "Anyways, it's very hot, I'll take you two back to my workshop," Nitori said.
back at the village*
Koishi was on Pit's shoulders while the angel was sweating pretty hard, but Koishi was sweating harder.
"Giddyup horsey!" Koishi exclaimed.
Pit groaned knowing that Koishi would refuse if Pit asked her to get off of him, Pit took a quick sniff and realized that he and Koishi smelled... peculiar.
"Hey, Koishi, do you know anywhere around here with a shower or hot spring..." Pit asked.
Koishi thought about it for a few seconds.
"Oh yeah! The Myouren Temple is near here," Koishi answered, "Follow me!" Koishi dismounts herself off of Pit's shoulders and skips cheerfully to the Myouren Temple whilst Pit struggled to keep up.
Nitori's workshop*
"Ahhh.." Luigi was standing right in front of the air conditioner that Nitori installed in her workshop.
Nitori's workshop was relatively small, it looks like a small wooden cabin, there was a table with a lamp on it with blueprints, rulers, and pencils. Also, there were a few monitors around the cabin. There was also a small garage attached to the workshop.
"Don't hog the air," Nitori said, "You're not the only one who's sweating."
"Yes, but I'm the only man here, and as the only male here I get most of the air," Luigi said.
Nitori snickers.
"Man? Yeah. Ok, sure. Just remember that a WOMAN built that air conditioner you're hogging." Nitori said.
"Actually Mister, you never told us your name," Hina said.
"Oh, well. Imma Luigi number one!" Luigi introduced himself.
Hina giggles.
Nitori rolls her eyes.
"Well I have a plan for the Human Village, there is a statue in the middle of the Human Village, and I'm going to push this switch, and water will dispense out of the statue," Nitori explained.
With that said, Nitori finally pushes the button and one of the monitors turn on a shows the Human Village.
at the Human Village*
Mario had just got groceries for him and Reimu from the local market.
"Water? WATER!" Mario happily dumps his face into the water. It was very hot out, so what Mario needed... was scalding water. The plumber shot up from the statue and started screaming.
"AHHHHHH! THAT WAS SCALDING!!" Mario shouted, he grabbed his groceries and ran away.
Nitori was rolling on the floor laughing.
"Oh man! That wasn't supposed to happen, but I loved it anyways!" Nitori exclaimed. Chen was snickering a bit too.
"That was my bro, Nitori!" Luigi said.
"Really? That makes it all the more hilarious!" Nitori said laughing.
Hina sighed, she couldn't try to stop Nitori once that girl puts her brilliant mind to something she's going to achieve it.
"Hold on, hold on! One more idiot- no wait two more idiots are going to use the fountain!" Nitori said excitedly.
This time it was Pit and Koishi.
The satori and the angel had just raised their heads from the foundation... and to Nitori's surprise, the two weren't affected by it.
"Whew! That was refreshing!" Pit said to Koishi.
"Yeah! That tasted delicious!" Koishi replied.
"How can water taste delicious?" Palutena thinks.
Pit and Koishi keep walking to the Myouren Temple.
"No way!" Nitori said.
Chen looked amazed.
Hina and Luigi looked shocked.
But Luigi wasn't shocked because of Koishi and Pit's immunity to the scalding water, Luigi remembered Pit, Mario told him all about Pit after the Subspace Emissary!
"Luigi? Are you ok?" Hina asked.
"Huh? Oh yeah, I'm fine." Luigi said.
a few hours later*
Nitori, Chen, Luigi and even Hina got in on the fun of trolling people.
They managed to get:
Hidea
Marisa and Alice
Keine and some of her students
Reisen and Tewi (who were out shopping for groceries )
Mokou
Hell, they even got Kogasa.
"ARGH! IT BURNS!" Kogasa ran away crying.
Luigi, Nitori, Chen, and Hina were roaring with laughter as Kogasa ran away.
"Woah! It's really late!" Luigi noticed.
"How can you tell?" Chen said.
Luigi points to a mirror, it is very dark out.
"Ohhhhhh," Chen said.
"Oh! Well, Luigi, Chen, and Hina you can stay for the night. Kappas like to mess with people at night." Nitori said. She presses a button and three futons come from the ground.
"How does that work?" Hina thought.
"Woahhhh!" Chen said.
Luigi was already asleep on the futon.
"Well, I guess we should all get some sleep then," Nitori said, "Good night everyone!" Nitori walked to her room.
Chen was sleeping on her futon.
But since Hina was a goddess she didn't need sleep, so she decides to take Luigi's gloves.
Chen's Dream
Fish. Chen was dreaming about fish and fighting Kyouko.
in the morning*
Luigi puts his hat and shoes on, whilst Chen puts her little head accessory on her head(?)
"Good morning you two," Hina said, "Did you sleep well?"
"Yes!"
"Yeah, hey.. where are my gloves?" Luigi asked.
"Ah, yes!" Hina hands Luigi his gloves.
"I upgraded them, now it'll be easier to climb things and your attacks will be much faster!" Hina explained.
Luigi's new gloves seemingly slipped on to his hands.
Snap!
Snap!
They were tight but comfortable, Luigi slapped the air. The slap was so fast it sounded like a whip crack.
"Woah.." Luigi said in awe.
"I hope you like them," Hina said.
"Oh, and Chen here's your upgrade."
Hina handed Chen a new pair of shoes.
The shoes slipped onto Chen's feet, she felt like she could run across the world. They felt great.
"Thanks, Hina!" Luigi and Chen said.
"Shhh, and your welcome!, Nitori is still sleeping!" Hina warned.
...
Luigi and Chen said their final goodbyes to Hina until they started climbing again. It was much cooler today. So Luigi could climb for much longer. Good for him because he'll be running until the tengus next...
...
"Good morning," Someone said, "How did you sleep?"
"Oh, good morning Byakuren," Pit said, "I slept fine, thanks!"
"Piiiiiiiiit!" Koishi called from another room, "Someone's here for youuuuuu!" Koishi called.
Once Pit got himself situated he was about to see the visitor.
"Can I help youuuuuu..." Pit trailed off as he saw his darker counterpart at the door...
Pitoo...
"My name's not Pitoo!"
This chapter was not a really good one... I think it starts off fine then kind of declines, Dark Pit's inclusion was kind of sudden and unnecessary also...