The white wolf tengu, a type of tengu who are very loyal and who are gifted with keen, feral senses, one white wolf tengu was patrolling the Youkai Mountain until he came upon this peculiar sound. The tengu's snow white ears perked up to this sound and he started rushing toward it.

Finally, the tengu had found the noise behind some bushes, he pushed the bush away, and he saw a human.

This human had green clothing, complete with a green tunic and a green floppy cap, he also has upright, pointy ears and blonde hair.

"Hey, you!" the wolf tengu said.

The human quickly turns around and sees the wolf tengu.

"You need to leave this area, it's not safe here." the tengu said.

"I'll be fine here, thanks." the human responds.

"No!!!" the tengu replied, "You don't understand! If you stay here, you'll die!"

"I've handled worse before..."

"Huh?"

The tengu wasn't expecting that. What could've possibly handled that's worse than hundreds of youkai wanting to eat you for breakfast?

"Y-you... are you even human?

"Yes."

"Liar..." the tengu muttered to himself as he slowly unsheathes his sword. The tengu rushes toward the human at a high speed, the tengu raises his sword, he was going to try and intimidate this man so he'll leave the mountain.

CLONK!

The tengu ran face-first into a shield that the human held behind him. While the tengu fell on his back and held his nose in pain, the human walked over to him and squats down to him.

"H-how did you know?" the tengu asked.

"I heard you unsheathe your sword." the human replies.

"Are you gonna kill me?"

"Nah, I get it. You have a job to do, but I'll be fine, I swear."

"Alright, I'll let you off this time. My name is Tomotsu, sorry if I was aggressive, it's my second day. What's your name?" Tomotsu asked.

"My name is Link and I'm not native here, I came from a kingdom called Hyrule, and now I'm here I guess..."

At the Hakurei Shrine*

Mario was FREEZING in his futon, his teeth were chattering more than uh...

Uh...

A-a beaver, chomping on some wood.

"WHY IS IT SO COLD?!" Mario screams at the top of his lungs. Reimu walks past the futon Mario was in drinking tea, totally ignoring how cold it was.

"Reimu, do you have some type of basement below the shrine? Where some the heater is?" Mario asked Reimu.

"Hmmm... Yeah, in fact, I just remembered I had one." Reimu replied.

Mario grabs some sheets and put them around him, as he and Reimu head down to the basement.

"Geez Mario, it's not even that cold!" Reimu says.

"Yeah, keep tellin yourself that."

Once the two reach the bottom of the basement they find that it's pitch black.

To solve this, Mario holds up his finger and a small fire ignites from it.

"This'll help us see a little bit-"

Click!

Reimu had flipped the light switch on that was at the bottom of the stairwell.

"Oh... anyway! There's the heater!" Mario says walking over to a large furnace, it was slightly rusty with orange-brown spots covering some of the black paint on the furnace.

"Well, here it is, Nitori had put this here a while back and I totally forgot about it! So now we need to find a way to turn it back on-"

BANG!

Reimu was interrupted by a loud noise that came from Mario kicking the furnace.

"WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM?! YOU COULD'VE BROKE IT!!!" Reimu yelled.

sputter... sputter...

To Reimu's surprise, the furnace was working again, it turns out her rude house guest isn't a complete burden.

"That's how I fixed furnaces back in Brooklyn!" Mario says proudly, Reimu stood there thinking to herself:

All of the gods in Gensokyo, please, please, PLEASE, give me strength not to murder this 30-something-year-old man at the end of today. Also...

While Reimu was praying to herself Mario decides to look around the basement a little more.

And all he saw was a white kimono with a red hakama and purple hair dye. But something else caught Mario's eye. It was a white sheet standing in the corner of the basement, Mario walks over to the sheet in curiosity.

"Hey, Reimu! Could I pull this sheet off?" Mario asks the shrine maiden.

Fortunately, Reimu finally stops praying to herself and notices Mario's question.

"Eh, I guess so," Reimu replies, shrugging.

With that said, Mario pulls the sheet off of the object, only to reveal a woman with a light-blue and white maid outfit, she also had light green hair.

"Reimu, you keep women in your basement?"

"What? Of course not!!"

Mario pokes the woman's face but it felt... metallic. I almost like steel. Scratch that, it WAS steel. Reimu gasps in realization.

"That's Ruukoto! She's uh... my robot maid, and I think Yumemi Okazaki gave her to me!" Reimu says walking over to the robot maid, she puts her hand on Ruukoto's neck and presses the power button on it, a small whirring sound emits from Ruukoto until her eyes quickly open up in response to being activated.

"Ah! Hello! My name is Ruukoto, how may I help you today?" Ruukoto asks.

"You remember me Ruukoto? It's your owner. Reimu Hakurei." Reimu says.

"Reimu Hakurei... I remember you! You are my owner!" Ruukoto says, bowing down to Reimu. Ruukoto notices Mario behind Reimu.

"Excuse me, Ms. Hakurei, who is that man?" Ruukoto asks.

"Oh uhh, he's unimportant."

"WHAT?!"

"Wait. Ms. Hakurei, random fat man. I'm picking up another signal-"

KNOCK KNOCK!

Reimu, Mario, and Ruukoto all go upstairs to see who's knocking on the shoji doors.

KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK!

"What do you want?!" an annoyed Reimu said opening the shoji door, only to see Yukari Yakumo standing there with a goofy smile on her face.

"What do you want Yukari?" Reimu asks.

Yukari didn't stop smiling as a gap came out of nowhere and an R.O.B (Robotic Operating Buddy) came straight out of it.

"Uhhhh... what's that?" Reimu asks Yukari.

"It's a Famicom thing, we call him R.O.B."

"That was the signal I was sensing..." Ruukoto said looking at R.O.B. R.O.B quickly scrambles to his uhhhh, feet? I don't know what that is, let's call it his hover bottom.

So once R.O.B got on his hover bottom, it blinks hard and looks around in curiosity.

"Hey Yukari, where did you find this-" Reimu stops herself upon seeing the smiling Yukari suddenly disappear, probably back to the mountain to spy on Luigi and Chen.

"It's another robot..." Ruukoto says looking intently at the R.O.B. R.O.B and Ruukoto look at each other for a little bit while Mario and Reimu were still trying to comprehend the situation.

BEEP!

The R.O.B had emitted a loud beep while this took the shrine maiden and plumber by surprise, Ruukoto seemingly understood what R.O.B said.

"O-oh... you think I look pretty...?" Ruukoto said, looking down and blushing. R.O.B beeps again happily in response.

"Why thank you... I must say, your actuators are very advanced, and your synthetic materials are extremely well balanced and work with your current build very fittingly!" Ruukoto said, R.O.B beeps happily again.

"Oh... you're too kind..." Ruukoto replies. Mario and Reimu look at each other in absolute confusion.

Back at the Youkai Mountain*

Momiji Inubashiri, another white wolf tengu swings her sword downward onto Link's shield, hoping to drive him off the mountain.

"I warned you human! But you refused to leave this mountain so we'll force you out of here!"

Momiji said rushing toward Link, with her sword dragging in the dirt. Link holds up his shield to block Momiji's attack.

Momiji then slides under Link, a maneuver that the Hylian didn't expect. Momiji raises his sword and prepares a downward slash to Link's back.

ZOOM!

Momiji's sword hit something, and it wasn't Link's back, it was Tomotsu's.

drip... drip... drip...

Tomotsu's blood was falling on the floor, turning the green grass into a crimson red.

"Tomotsu!!!" Link and Momiji said at the same time. Momiji's sword put a huge slash wound on Tomotsu's back, Tomotsu had felt to his knees, blood dripping from his back, but he had somehow survived it, Momiji didn't really plan to kill Link anyway.

"Ah, I'm fine you two, I'm ok..." Tomotsu said on his knees, with blood dripping down his back.

"We should take you to the infirmary!" Momiji suggests, but Link had a better alternative, he takes out a bottle with a small fairy inside of it and opens it, the fairy flies around Tomotsu and the scar on his back disappeared in an instant.

"Uh, well that's one way to heal him," Momiji sheathes her sword and turns to Link, "I'm sorry for acting irrationally, but you see it's my job! I hope you understand!" Momiji said, bowing to Link.

"It's fine," Link replies, "I guess I should stick around here, I'm too tired to find my way out of here."

"Alright, once you're all rested up I'll send you to the Human Village, ok?" Momiji says, Link nods in agreement.

"Until then you could stay at my house." Tomotsu offers.

"Hah, thanks, Tomotsu..."

END*

Christmas is almost here!!!!!!! I'll make a Christmas special if I'm not on my ass for the two weeks I'm off!!!! Ok bye lol.

EDIT*

I asked someone to make that Mario and Reimu art up there, and I really liked how it came out! Here is their Amino link: /p/4y18cv

Epilogue*

Ruukoto finally finishes fixing R.O.B's hardware, R.O.B beeps with joy as his robot companion spend time with him.

"R.O.B... after getting to know you for the past hour, it seems as if I've gained a romantic connection to you, so I ask, do you accept my feelings?" Ruukoto asks.

R.O.B just beeps.

"Hooray!!!" Ruukoto says hugging R.O.B and kissing him on the face, R.O.B's eyes turn from black pupils into pink heart-shaped ones.

"Robot love? Huh..." Mario says sipping his tea.

"Honestly, that's far from the strangest thing I've seen in Gensokyo," Reimu replies, "Also Mario...

"WHY IS IT SO DAMN HOT?"

"Jeez, it's not that hot Reimu."