Luigi and Chen are walking through the final part of Youkai Mountain, and the most dangerous part too.

"In and around the lake...mountains come out of the sky and they stand there...one mile over and we'll be there and we'll see you...ten true summers we'll be there and laughing too..." Luigi hummed as he strolled along the grassy terrain, filled with leaves, a cool breeze, and a nice clear sky.

"You seem to be in a good mood," Chen said to Luigi, walking beside him.

"Of course I am! It's sunny and nothing overly terrible has happened yet!" Luigi said cheerfully. Normally, after someone would say something like that, something bad would happen... but nothing bad happened. How odd. Luigi noticed this coincidence but he didn't say anything in order to jinx it. But Chen however...

"Hey, how come nothing has happen-"

ROWRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

A humongous Tyrannosaurus Rex-youkai-like seemingly came out of nowhere as it was charging toward Luigi and Chen.

"OH COME ON!" Luigi exclaimed, as he picked up Chen and put her under his arm. As the dinosaur-youkai chased them through the green forest. As they were running Luigi ran past a rock with quite the peculiar character resting on it.

"HEY!!! YOU NEED TO LEAVE, OR YOU'LL DIE!" Luigi yelled at the character, but the person didn't listen, because they were fast asleep. Of course, Luigi didn't know this. Who could be so relaxed in such a dangerous situa-

ROWRRRRRRRR!!!!!

Oh, and the dinosaur is the still chasing the two. Then, suddenly the character got up from the rock and started rubbing her eyes.

"Hey... what's going on?" she said between a yawn, she hopped off her sleeping rock.

STOMP, STOMP, STOMP, STOMP!

"WAHHHHHHH!" Luigi cried, and ran away like a baby. Then the character turned around, to see what was happening.

What happened next is quite surprising, the dinosaur stops in its tracks to look at the small lady, and as soon as the dinosaur recognized the lady, it turned around and ran away whimpering.

"Heyyyyyy! It's Vik! Vik, c'mere you rascal!" the lady said as she grabbed 'Vik's tail and pulled him toward her. Luigi could believe what he was seeing.

"Who IS she? What is she?" Luigi asked himself.

"That's Suika Ibuki, she's quite powerful for someone so small." Chen chimed in, answering Luigi's question. Luigi looked at Suika in awe as she was giving a noogie to Vik. And as soon as she was done, Vik ran away whimpering. Suika turned to Luigi and Chen and walked over to them.

"Are you gonna noogie me?" Luigi squeaked.

"Only if you're a bad boy," Suika replied, she looked at Chen under Luigi's arm, "Well, well, well, if it isn't Yukari's slave."

"You have trouble letting things go don't you?" Chen said to Suika.

"You know what you did."

"Is my fault that my master passed out on top of you after she drunk all of your sake?"

"Yeah, because she owns YOU."

Luigi jumps in.

" 'Slave' is a little derogatory isn't it?" Luigi says to Suika, she answers Luigi's question with another question.

"By the way, what's your name?"

"I'm Luigi, me and Chen are traveling to the Moriya Shrine, which is on top of this stupid mountain," Luigi explained.

"Ah, well I'll help you get up there."

"Why?"

"Eh, haven't been doing much this past week, let me get my stuff and we'll be off!" Suika runs over to her sleeping rock and grabs her booze gourd and a white egg with green spots. She carried both items under her arms.

"I found this weird green egg, I wonder if I could eat this thing..." Suika said, observing it.

"Probably shouldn't..." Luigi mutters.

"Huh?"

"Nothing. Anyway, let's get going!" Luigi said, letting Chen go from his underarm(forgot about that didn't you? No? Ok.).

Sometime later...

Luigi was swatting flies that were swarming around himself, Chen was doing the same.

"Where are all these bugs coming from?" Luigi says to himself.

"It's probably Wriggle, she's super into bugs or something like that," Chen says. While Luigi and Chen were struggling to kill the flies, Suika was swatting the flies with extreme precision.

"That's about as far as you go!" the insect youkai with a stylish black cape, a white button-up shirt, and baggy blue pants said, descending from the tree she was hiding in.

"Get ready... you're in for the fight of your lives!" Wriggle exclaims confidently, as she extends her hand toward the trio and...

buzz...buzz...buzz...

"Does anyway hear that?" Luigi asks the two.

BUZZ...BUZZ...BUZZ...

"Get behind me you two..." Suika says surprisingly calmly while handing her egg to Chen.

BUZZZZZZZZ!!!

A swarm of flies, bees, mosquitoes, wasps came swarming toward the trio and covered them in a seemingly black mist of insects.

Luigi screamed, Chen hissed, and Suika...

"SCRAM!!!"

had actually punched the air so hard, it blew back all of the insects and gave her a 5-second window to rush over to Wriggle and end this quickly. In the blink of an eye, Suika dashed toward Wriggle...

Only to stop, and dug her fingers into the ground and pull out a slab of earth and threw it at Wriggle.

"WOAH!!" the youkai shouted, and fired a medium-sized danmaku shot at the slab, which, thankfully destroyed the slab of earth, but the danmaku blast dispersed upon hitting the slab, so Wriggle had the debris to worry about, luckily she managed to dodge most of them, between this Wriggle, had totally forgotten who she was fighting, she looked around frantically, only to get slugged in the jaw by Suika. Wriggle got sent back to the ground and a small crater had formed when she fell there.

Chen had formed a small barrier to keep the insects away from them, but they suddenly stopped swarming them and just... went away, so Chen dropped her barrier. Suika came over to the two and picked up her egg.

"If you were wondering, the slab and debris were a distraction, so I could come in and 'BAM!' " Suika explained.

"...I was gonna ask about the crater..." Luigi squeaked.

"Anyway, let's get going-"

"NOT SO FAST!!!"

It was Mystia Lorelei, and she didn't sound happy.

"I'm super-pissed! Some angel and satori left my yakitori stand without even paying! That's the fifth time someone stiffed me!" Mystia complained.

"And how is that our problem?" Chen asked.

"Because! I want someone to take my anger out on-" Mystia was interrupted by Suika, because she socked her in the mouth. Mystia got sent flying into a tree.

"You talk too much." Suika said, blowing the steam that coming out of her knuckles away.

END*

Banging head on table repeatedly*

Oh hey didn't see you there. Ok, long story short, school happened, two months later this. Ok. I didn't want to cram all of these words down your throat, so this is a two-parter. yayyyy. Anyways see you next millennia.

Epilogue*

"How can this little yellow rat be so powerful? It's fascinating!" Alice said, examining Pikachu.

"Oh, come on Alice! Let him breathe! You've been looking at him for 15 minutes!" Marisa said.

"Ok, I'll go home and document this! See you tomorrow Marisa!" Alice made her way out of Marisa's home and Marisa sat on her bed and looked at Pikachu.

"Don't look at me like that! So what if my friends are weird? I can't help it!!" Marisa shouted incredulously.

Pikachu just patted Marisa's leg, trying to comfort her.