Luigi was bleeding profusely, while Suika and Chen were incapacitated, but not near him. A hooded figure clouded by the midnight darkness walked up to him.
"It seems as if... your luck has run out..." the figure seemingly took out a feudal sai and raised it, and brought it down swiftly.
"Farewell!!"
SHANK!!*
Ok! Ok! So I'll save you the trouble and say Luigi doesn't die here, shocker I know. So to understand this dilemma, we're gonna have to go back...
REWIND*
REWIND*
REWIND*
Welcome to the past! Which was approximately one hour ago. So let's see happened.
"So you're saying, that your older brother, is staying at Reimu's shrine?" Suika asks Luigi.
"Yeah, I have no idea why this 'Yukari' lady wants me to climb this mountain just so I can have somewhere to stay. It's completely ridiculous." Luigi complained. Suika nods in agreement.
"Well that's Yukari for you, she does everything on her own whims, by the way, Luigi, want some booze?" Suika said, getting a purple gourd from her side. Suika takes the cork from the gourd and started to chug it. When she was finished, she offered it to Luigi, he quickly declined.
"Uh... no thanks, I don't drink alcohol."
"Heh heh! Suit yourself!" Suika replied and chugged some more booze. Chen who was seemingly forgotten by the two decided to speak up.
"Hey you two, it's getting dark, maybe we should start making a camp," she suggested.
"She's right." Luigi agreed.
"OK! I'll get some firewood" Suika said, running off into the forest.
"That girl moves fast," Luigi admits.
"A little too fast..." Chen adds.
TMP* *TMP* *TMP* *TMP*
Suika jogs around the dark forest in search of some firewood.
"Come on... there has to be some firewood around here... UGNH!!" Suika while looking for some wood, she had tripped over some.
"Hey! This is perfect!" she said while picking up some wood, and started running back to Luigi and Chen. Speaking of which, Luigi had built the camp, while Chen tied the camp the down.
"You're pretty good at building," Chen said to Luigi.
"Heh heh, thanks! I practiced building landscapes with Mario a couple of years ago." Luigi replied. Chen cocked her head in confusion.
Building landscapes? She thought.
Really?
"HEY GUYS!! I FOUND SOME WOOD!" Suika shouted, running toward them.
"YOU DON'T NEED TO YELL!!!" Luigi and Chen shouted back her.
"Aw shaddup, " Suika said, dropping the firewood at Luigi's feet, "Start the fire please," she said. Luigi sighed as he collected the firewood, and placed it inside a circle of rocks.
"Hey, Chen watch this," Luigi said to her. Luigi put out a finger and a green flame come out from it, Luigi put his finger to the flame and it lit up, a green fire was now emanating from the wood.
"See? That's cool isn't it?" Luigi asked Chen.
"Woah that's so-"
FWIP!*
A tranquilizer dart which had flown from a tree and intended to hit Suika in the back was caught by Suika herself, and she didn't even turn around.
"Looks like we aren't alone here, " Suika said to Chen and Luigi, " You can come out wherever you are!!" Suika yells at the trees.
"I wonder where that's coming from-"
shnk!*
A tranquilizer dart managed to hit Chen in the back, knocking her out.
"I should use more darts for the oni if that's the case..."
About 16 more darts came flying toward Suika, but she didn't move, she didn't even flinch as all of the darts struck her all around her body. Luigi was dumbfounded, again.
"If there's one thing I hate more than a coward, " Suika said, "It's a coward who thinks they can beat me!!"
A shocked Suika falls to the ground, unconscious.
A cloaked figure seemingly comes out of nowhere and starts walking toward Luigi.
"And then there was one..."
The cloaked figure started walking toward Luigi and pulled out two dangerous-looking sais.
"Target, Luigi, Height: 5'o5", Weight-"
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!" Luigi screamed while running away.
"HEY! GET BACK HERE!!! Damn! I was trying to sound cool by listing everything I knew about him, but that probably creeped him out, I mean I guess that was the point, but I mean I would be creeped out if the same thing happened to me. Ugh! Come on, Liesel! Focus!" Liesel said to herself as she chased after him.
This couldn't be happening, Luigi never did anything to deserve this, so why was this happening? Luigi's legs kept pumping in order to get away from his pursuer, but...
SHNK!!*
A sai was thrown into Luigi's left leg, he was now unable to run. But he persisted, now he was limping, still trying to escape. He wanted to live, he didn't want to die. It was-
"Pathetic," Liesel said as she finally caught up to him.
"Why did you run? Knowing you can defend yourself. What was your purpose of running?" Liesel asked Luigi, he stayed silent, why did he run? Was he just that pitiful?
"Let me ask you this as you die, what would your brother, Mario do?"
About 9 minutes later*
Luigi was bloody, bruised and battered. Liesel took her cloak revealing a pair of bunny ears on top of blonde hair, a purple business suit, a yellow tie, and a dark red business skirt, but her most stunning feature was her eyes. They were a crimson red.
Kind of like Reisen's.
Exactly like Reisen's eyes, in fact.
"Look familiar?" Liesel asked Luigi, "Don't I look like that wench, Reisen Udongein Inaba? Heh heh..." Luigi didn't know what to make of this until Liesel started to shout.
"WELL, YOU'RE WRONG!!! I WAS ORIGINALLY SUPPOSED TO BE YORIHIME'S AND TOYOHIME'S FAVORITE LUNARIAN, BUT REISEN STOLE THAT SPOT FROM ME, I'LL NEVER FORGIVE HER FOR THAT!!!"
Now Luigi was sure that this lady was insane, but she calmed down after that.
"Ahem, however, it seems as if... your luck has run out..." Liesel said, she took out her sai, raised it and bought it down.
"Farewell!"
SHANK!!*
The sai had struck Luigi in his palm, not because of Liesel who intended to strike his head, it was because Luigi stopped her sai with his hand! It was Liesel's turn to be dumbfounded.
"What? Let go of my sai!" she yelled at him.
"I don't care what happened between you and Reisen. But I guess we're connected, because I'm jealous of my brother too! But that doesn't matter, because..."
krak*
"I won't..."
krackle*
"LOSE TO YOU!!"
Luigi's hand started to krackle like thunder. He launched a left hook at Liesel's face, which was so fast, she couldn't even react in time.
Liesel was launched across the forest at an immeasurable speed, taking her all the way back to where Suika and Chen were lying. Luigi had no idea what he just did, with his remaining strength, he limped back to Suika and Chen, having no idea how to take them up the rest of the mountain, Luigi looked at the green-spotted egg Suika was carrying, then he fell to the ground in exhaustion.
Luigi heard muttering sounds as he slowly started to wake.
"I'm so proud of him!"
"Who would've thought huh?"
"Hey... do any of you have more booze?"
"This is 'Luigi'? He looks weak."
"Sshh! He's waking up!"
Luigi got up and rubbed his eyes. It was still dark, and he still wounded, but someone had patched him up.
"SURPRISE!!!"
Luigi couldn't believe what he was seeing. A plethora of people he knew was there: Nitori, Hina, Aya, Hatate, Suika, Chen, Ran, Yukari, Liesel, and his own brother, Mario, and they were standing in front of a shrine which was looked similar to Reimu's but not quite. Luigi couldn't speak. All he could do was mumble incoherently.
"Uh...wah? Hubba...wuh wuh?" was really all he could say.
"I have to commend you on passing my test," Yukari said, suddenly behind him and patting his shoulder.
"Wuh? Wait? What test?" Luigi asks.
"Well, " Aya spoke up, "Yukari told us that a human was traveling up the mountain, and she asked us to halt your progress, so she could see if you're "worthy" enough to stay in Gensokyo."
"And you are worthy enough of staying here in Gensokyo! Congratulations!" Yukari said.
"So if I wasn't "worthy"?" Luigi asked.
"I would've sent you home," Yukari said, finishing Luigi's thought.
...
The fully grown Yoshi who carried Suika, Chen and Luigi up the rest of Youkai Mountain, comes over licks his face, throwing him out of his trance.
"I COULD'VE DIED BACK THERE!!! WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING YUKARI??!?!! AND THAT LUNARIAN, WHY IS SHE HERE?!?!" Luigi yells angrily at Yukari. However, she stays calm.
"She was part of the test," Yukari answered calmly.
"WHY YOU-"
"Step aside Yukari, " a taller woman, with a red shirt, white sleeves, red skirt, purple hair, a mirror in the center of her chest, and an extremely intimidating stare walked up to Luigi.
"Oh, I forgot, Luigi this is Kanako Yasaka, owner of the Moriya Shrine, you two shake hands and be friends now," Yukari said a little too excitedly. Kanako seemed skeptical of the green plumber, she looked him up and down, while Luigi stood there, looking a little stupider than usual.
"Are you sure this man got up here all by himself?" Kanako asked Yukari.
"Positive."
"Fine. I'll take your word, " Kanako turned back to the shrine, "HEY SANAE, COME OUT HERE!!"
"Coming!"
The shrine doors slid open and a young lady with a blue and white shrine maiden outfit, a snake wrapped around one of her bright green hair, and a frog on another side of it.
"Kanako! What did you want?" Sanae Kochiya asked Kanako as she walked over to her.
"Say hello to your new roommate," Kanako said moving out of Luigi's way so Sanae could introduce-
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASP!!!*
All of the moments in my life, Sanae thought to herself, have come up to this moment. Sanae was so shocked, she couldn't even form a proper sentence.
"Uh...wah? Hubba...wuh wuh?" was she could really say. So Luigi decided to make the first move.
"Uh, hi, I'm Luigi-"
"Ohmygoditissuchapleasuretomeetyoumr.luigimynameissanaekochiyaimahugehugeHUGEfanofyours," Sanae said shaking Luigi's hand super hard.
"I-it's a-a n-nice t-to m-meet y-you." Luigi managed to say.
Luigi was resting in a spare room in the Moriya Shrine, but he couldn't sleep, the sound of females chattering and clinking sake cups were getting on his nerves. So he decided to take his futon with him and sleep outside, that way he couldn't be bothered. The shrine door slid open when Luigi had placed his futon near the cliff(but not too near) that Yoshi climbed up.
"Big bro... is that you?" Luigi asked not even looking behind himself.
"Nope, someone different."
"Sanae?"
"Nah."
"K-Kanako?"
"I don't even sound like her!"
Luigi finally turned around to see a short girl, with a blueish-purple dress, white sleeves, blonde hair, and a peculiar-looking hat with two frog eyes on top.
"My name is Suwako Moriya, former goddess of the Moriya Shrine, it's nice to meet you, Luigi," Suwako said, gracefully tipping her hat toward him.
"Suwako, I'm tired, so can we please talk tomorrow? I'm exhausted, and I haven't finished healing," Luigi said.
"Don't worry, " Suwako reassured, "I won't hold you for too long." she walked over to the edge of the cliff and sat on it, and exhaustedly, Luigi did the same.
"Crazy isn't it?" Suwako said to Luigi.
"What is?"
"How sudden all of this is, must be a shocker."
"It is, you don't want to be what've been through for the past week, kid."
"Excuse you, I'm far older than I look"
"What? Are you 30?"
"Higher."
"60?"
"Higher."
"95?"
"I'm in my 2,300's. Who's the kid now?"
"..."
"Anyway... Yukari's 'test' wasn't for no reason. People who are weak, both physically and mentally get killed pretty quickly here."
"That's not reassuring."
"Well, it's the truth, don't let it get you down though. If you can defend yourself against hostile humans, youkai, and even gods, you'll be successful here!"
"Erm... ok."
"I'm serious Luigi, if you're like that you'll get devoured quickly here."
Suwako's tone shifted for a second, to a darker, more serious tone.
"W-well, I should probably look out for any situations like that. Heh heh...
"That's great, " Suwako said getting up from the cliff and started walking back to the shrine, "Oh and Luigi?"
"Yeah, what is it?"
"Welcome to Gensokyo!" Suwako said as she walked back into the shrine.
After that, even outside, Luigi had a great night's sleep.
This concludes the character introductions of Mario and (mainly) Luigi. Nintendo x Touhou will be a series that gets published in seasons so think of this as Season Zero, and hereafter, Season One will begin!
I told this would take a while but it was definitely worth it.
Be on the lookout for Season One: Pink is Perfection.
(lol)
NXT ALL-STARS: SEASON ONE
The Pink Puffball, Kirby
The Dreaming Ghost, Yuyuko Saigyouji
The Warrior of Dreamland, Meta Knight
Half-Human, Half-Phantom, and Half-Baked, Youmu Konpaku
Epilogue*
It was early. The sun had finished rising, and a bird came down in front of the Moriya Shrine and started to peck at the doors. Finally, Kanako, who had just gotten up, slid the door open and took the letter from the bird.
"Ok, let's see what this says," Kanako said in between a yawn.
~
To whom it may concern, Luigi and Sanae Kochiya have been invited to the wedding of King Boo and Kogasa Tatara. You are permitted to bring one extra ONLY.
February 31, 2019. 6:00 pm to 11 pm
After reading the letter, Kanako was beyond shocked.
"This could be trouble..." she said to herself.