This is an extra chapter starring Toon Link and Konachi Onozuka, to be honest, I imagine Komachi being popular with the villagers due to her being so laidback and friendly.

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-The Human Village-

11:00 am

"Thanks Mr. Yosuke!" Komachi Onozuka says, plucking an apple from the salesman's fruit cart. Mr. Yosuke was an old man, unmarried and kind of blissful, knowing he'll pass away soon, but hates it when someone steals from him, like how Komachi just did.

"Hey, Onozuka! You have to pay for that you know!" Mr. Yosuke yelled after Komachi.

"I know!" Komachi said, walking away from Mr. Yosuke.

"That woman is such a hassle..." Mr. Yosuke said to himself. As Komachi, the shinigami, was biting the apple, a much shorter character walked past her, he was the size of a kid. Green tunic, blonde hair, green cap, brown boots, a sword and a shield and he looked like he just popped out of a cartoon! Cat eyes and everything. He walked up to Mr. Yosuke's cart.

"Hey, do you have any directions? I'm kinda lost..." the kid said.

"Directions to where?" Mr. Yosuke said to the kid.

"Out of... wherever... is here. I guess."

"Y'mean out of Gensokyo?"

"Is Gensokyo all of this land?"

"Yes."

"Ok. Then how do you leave Gensokyo?"

Mr. Yosuke had to think about that one.

"Come to think of it kid, I've never or known anyone who's left Gensokyo before." Mr. Yosuke said.

"What?" The kid said incredulously, "How do you not know how to leave the place you live in!?"

"I don't know kid."

The kid rolled his eyes as he left the fruit cart grumpily. Komachi had listened to the entire conversation, while the kid stomped past Komachi, she quickly reached out and grabbed the kid's shoulder, turned him around and put her arm around his shoulder, like she knew him.

"Hey! What the..." the kid looked up to a pretty, red-haired woman with a large chest. He couldn't tell if he scared or aroused, probably somewhere between both.

"You wanna leave Gensokyo?" Komachi said, walking to... she didn't know where she was walking to.

"Uh, well yeah." The kid hesitated to answer.

"Well, heh heh, you can't." Komachi said.

"WHAT? How!?"

"Unless you know an extremely powerful shrine maiden who just so happens to control the barrier, you can leave."

"Do you this 'extremely powerful shrine maiden'?"

"Yeah."

"Then could you take me to her?"

"Nope."

"Why not!?"

"Because even if you did leave Gensokyo, you still wouldn't be to your 'home' wouldn't you?"

"How did you know I don't-"

"Because I listened to your entire conversation with Mr. Yosuke."

"Uhhhhh..."

"Also is that your boat over there?" Komachi said, pointing at the kid's boat in village river, the King of Red Lions.

The boy was so shocked all he do was just stammer.

"What's your name kid?" Komachi asked putting her arm around the boy again.

"L-Link. People called Toon Link, or Tink for short."

"Aw, that's a cute name for a cuter face." Komachi said while playfully tugging at Link's face.

"I-I'm twelve..."

"So?"

"..."

After Link had tugged King of Red Lions onto land(by himself mind you, Komachi didn't go out of her way to help) Link just stood there thinking about his next move would be.

Ok, this isn't normal, I mean nothing has been normal so far, but this has been a little too NOT normal for me? What about my grandmother? What about Tetra? What about Aryll? Oh God! WHAT ABOUT ARYLL!?!? And there's also-

STOMP STOMP STOMP*

Link sighed inside of his head. What is it now? He thought. But before Link even finished that a voice boomed throughout the village.

"KOMACHI ONOZUKA, YOU'D BETTER PRAY THAT I DON'T FIND YOU, BECAUSE IF I DO, YOU'LL BE SENDING YOURSELF DOWN TO HELL!!"

Komachi knew that voice all too well, it everyone's favorite Yama, Eiki Shiki, coming to give Komachi a verbal beat down. Eiki was a short woman, but that didn't make her any less intimidating. Believe it or not, Komachi wasn't actually scared of Eiki, they're very good friends in fact. But it was what Eiki was capable of, that was what scared her. Komachi scrambled off of the ground in which she was napping on, and ran right behind Link.

"hide me..." Komachi whimpered while squatting behind Link, she clearly wasn't hidden. The stomps grew louder, until finally, Eiki walked up to Link, looked past him and saw the slacking shinigami.

"Uh.. hi Eiki!" Komachi said gingerly, trying to buy time to escape.

"Komachi, get from behind the child." Eiki said, Komachi knew her number was up, so she stood up from behind Link and had walked toward Eiki guiltily.

"I... was on break." Komachi tried to explain to Eiki, but she didn't want to hear it. She reached up to Komachi's ear and started to tug on it, really hard. Komachi thought her ear was going to be ripped off.

"OW! OW! OWWWWWWWW! Ok, ok! Mr. Yosuke had a sale at his fruit cart-"

"THAT DOESN'T EXCUSE YOU!!"

"WHY DOESN'T IT?"

"Give me one reason why I should-"

"I mean, " Link intervened, "She..." Link thought about what he was going to say next, and if it would kill him or not.

"She's not lying Ms... Eiki." Link continued. Eiki stopped and processed what Link had just said.

"Boy," Eiki said sternly, "Are you sticking up for Komachi?"

"No, I don't know her in fact, but I'm not lying." Link continued, Eiki had stopped tugging on Komachi's ear.

"Jeez! Thanks kid," Komachi said, "I don't think I could take another lecture."

"Lectures? She lectures people." Link asked.

"Yes," Eiki cut in the conversation, "I am a Yama, Komachi takes dead spirits across the Sanzu River to be judged by me, so I can decide if they go to Heaven, Hell or get reincarnated, I should be in Hell, but Komachi is incompetent, so I'm forced to deal with her." Eiki was explaining all of this, but Link and Komachi had stopped listening as soon as Eiki cut into their conversation prior.

"You're boat seems pretty cool, 'King of Red Lions' huh? That sounds neat, and it can talk too?" Komachi said curiously.

"Yeah! What's your boat like?" Link asked.

"It's a wooden dinghy, I call it 'Titanic'." Komachi said proudly, Eiki had stomped to Link, standing behind him, they were about the same height. Eiki had put her hand on Link's shoulder.

"Just for ignoring me, you get a lecture too, boy." Eiki said, evilly. Komachi looked at Eiki in horror while Link had turned his head toward Eiki.

"Lecture? Come on. It can't be that bad."

END*

That's the extra chapter, just in time for Christmas. Apologies if this chapter was like filler, I've been procrastinating for some time so who knows when I'll even finish Season 1. But until then stay tuned, or look at your favorite BTS x Reader fanfiction or something. I don't know.

Epilogue*

9:00pm

Link and Komachi were both knocked out, and Eiki was sitting alone, thinking to herself.

Those two... the kid, he acts just like Komachi! Unbelievable! Will there be anyone who understands my struggle?

beep* *beep* *beep*

A completely black figure walked up to Eiki, and... that was it, it wasn't very distinguishable, only other than the fact it was 2-dimensional.

"I've never seen someone like you before, perhaps you would like a lecture about Gensokyo?" Eiki suggested. The 2D figure only took out a bell and rang it, it made a gritty beeping noise, but Eiki took it as a yes.

"Very well, we'll start at the creation of Gensokyo..."