Don't Own Rwby, Only The Oc
'thought'
"Speech"
"Tvs, Radios, and Text via book or newspaper... when those are around..."
(Mid Chapter Authors Notes)
I pick up a small block of wood, more a stick than a block, and poke it through one of my portals. 'let's see what this does...'
I move it over towards the edge of the portal.
Taking a deep breath, I press it up against the side of the portal.
*Thunk*
"…"
I hit it repeatedly on the inside wall of the portal.
*Thunk*
*Thunk*
*Thunk*
"Oh thank god..." I sigh. "I thought it I got too close to the edge, my arm would fall off... but it looks like it has a solid wall stopping my- and my enemies- imminent dismemberment."
I abruptly stop holding the portal open, causing it to shrink to the size of the stick, then I pull the stick out and watch as the portal closes.
"Damn... so no chopping people in half with portals? That's both a gift and curse..."
My eyebrow twitches as this annoying fucking fly won't leave me alone.
"Grrr"
My hands twitch slightly.
"…"
"BANISHED!" I exclaim as I clench my fist and raise a hand to the sky.
A portal opens up and sucks it inside, then closes less than a second later.
'hope you like space, ya jackass...'
I wipe my forehead. 'you know... maybe I should work on several portals over a short distance for long times instead of using my space portals for 3 seconds then spending about an hour resting...
I shrug. "Ah well... I'll do that in an hour..."
'sooo what's going on out in the world today~' I mentally hum as I open a couple of small portals while resting in 'the upside down'.
'There's Qrow pulling a batman on a building... looks like he is searching for something...'
'there's Cardin playing in the park... seemingly he has forgotten about last week... and oh look, Ruby and Yang are there as well... on the other side of the park.'
'a creep that managed to sneak its way into the park somehow- wait what?!'
"…"
I fall through the mattress and reappear roughly 100 feet away from where I saw the grimm skulking in the bushes.
"YANG!" A voice exclaims maybe 30 feet behind me. "ITS HIIIIM!"
I hold my arm up in a wave as I walk into some of the slightly deeper brush in the park, not even looking back.
"OI! WAIT!" Yang shouts as she runs after me.
I don't even slow my walk.
"WAAIIIT"
"…"
The creep abruptly leaps out of the bushes, letting out a screech of excitement.
"A GRIMM?!" Yang shouts.
I roll my eyes slightly and stab forwards as I unsheathe my knife.
A blade appears under the creep as my arm flows through a portal-
*Schlick*
Stabbing it right in the chest, then I draw my arm back and stab again, this time hitting its spine and knocking it to the ground where it's leg falls into a portal and gets locked in place.
It screeches in annoyance as it thrashes.
"And now for the finisher!"
I turn my body to the side and dramatically point one hand, palm out, towards it.
"Perish."
"SO COOL!" Ruby exclaims in the background.
A coin sized portal opens above it and an orange goop drips out onto its back.
It shrieks in agony as the strange liquid splashes all over its back and slowly seems to lose its bright orange color.
The creep dies horribly as burning MAGMA is poured on its back.
"Woooah!" Ruby exclaims.
I look back over towards the two girls an expression of complete boredom. "Need something?"
Yang flinches back and quickly looks away, kicking a nearby pebble slightly.
"Your next line is: 'I just kind of wanted to say thank you for helping my little sis...' To you..."
"I just kind of wanted to say thank you for helping-"
"…" She blinks and turns to Ruby. "Wow... you weren't lying..."
"Yaaang" Ruby cries. "I never lie- what's that."
Her train of thought is broken as she notices something behind me.
I turn around to see a new type of portal, while my transportation/scrying portals have black rims, and my 'the upside down' portals have eyes in them, this portal has a rim of blue fire, and the inside is a swirling mass of white that is gaining black swirls as the decaying grimm is BEING SUCKED INTO IT.
"…"
"Meh..." I shrug as I turn around. "Knowing clichés, I can probably summon a friendly creep now."
I yawn. "See ya around... or not... I don't care one way or the other."
I go to take a step into a portal opening below my feet.
"W-WAIT!" Ruby exclaims.
I pause and look over to her, a still impassive expression adorning my face.
She falters slightly under my gaze.
"U-Uh d-do you want to be friends?" She stutters.
'cute.'
"You don't want to be friends with a homeless bum like me." I deadpan. "Plus, your drunk uncle scares me..."
"Wh-"
"He's in that tree over there." I point to the scruffy man trying to act really stealthy, crouched in the branches, body partially behind the trunk.
I cup my mouth, allowing me to shout more clearly at him. "YOUR NEXT LINE IS 'How did that little bastard see me?!' TO YOU~."
He seems to open his mouth and begins to step out, but I hop into 'the upside down.'
'what a fucking faggit am I right readers.'
I snicker 'not gonna do anything with Ozpin's fucking bullshit until canon~'
"ONWARDS TRANSDEMENSIONAL TANK!"
I slide forwards an inch.
"…"
'I'm probably just going to wait for them to leave...'
And thus, my activities of stealing an ice cream-based soon-to-be psycho and moving her away from her fate, completed, purely because I was bored and wanted to cuck roman of a partner- yes he was there too, about to step into the situation and save her, but I just made her fall into a portal that went several hundred feet away... would like to reiterate... B. O. R. E. D. and totally not because the author probably couldn't handle writing EEEVIL Neo... pfft what sort of fucking pussy do you take him for?
I wipe sweat off my forehead as I glare at the sun.
"Fuck this shit, IM GOIN TO ATLAS!"
It was fairly easy to get onto the floating fortress of doom, all I needed to do was do some sly cooper-esque bullshit by wire-tapping a rock... which I threw through a window..., then I fucking stole the hubcap off an aircraft dolly's back right wheel and then I had to seduce a lamp post and- PHAHAHA you actually fucking believed that?! Nah I am totally fucking with you! I just teleported myself into the airship's cargo bay and slept in a box...
I grin at the massive city, the bustling streets of high-class citizens, fancy cars- which is fucking retarded because like I said, the city is FUCKING FLOATING... can guarantee some drunk idiot took a swan dive off the edge in his fucking Subaru because he hit a slope too hard.
I take a nice deep breath of the cold and crisp air, shoving my hands into my coat pockets as I breath out, causing a puff of steam to flow from my nose and mouth.
'you know what! Let's go fuck with the Schnees! That sounds like a grrrrand way to pass the time~'
I quietly snicker in my alternate dimension
"Where has that pen gone?" A childish but regal voice asks as a small white-haired girl looks around a room
Said pen is currently sitting on a bedside table across the room.
"UWAH?! How did it get over there?!" She asks as she abruptly stands and walks across the room.
I drop a folded piece of paper on her desk.
She sits back down and scoots the chair closer to her desk.
"Oh?"
She unfolds the note.
"What's This?"
"Wiess Unfolds the paper, 'What's This?' She asks as she ponders what is happening as clearly something is amiss... first with the pen, then with this strange note... sadly her musing is cut short as her butler, Klien decides to check up on her after hearing her earlier confusion... 'Are you alright, Wiess' He asks as he opens the door. 'I heard you shout.' Wiess turns to the butler and gives a curt. "No, Klien, I am fine... it's just that this note- *Gasp* she realizes that the note had perfectly predicted her future! What could this mean?! Was there some god watching her? How had the note even gotten there?! And what of her future?!"
The door opens. "Are you alright, Wiess?" The man at the door asks. "I heard you shout."
She turns to the butler without thinking, "No, Klien, I am fine... it's just that this note-" *GASP*
"What's wrong my little snowflake?" Klien asks as he takes notice that Wiess had nearly leapt out of her seat and is looking at her desk fearfully.
"Oh? A note?" he asks.
"…"
"This is quite disturbing..." He says after a couple of seconds.
"Pfft-" both of their heads snap to look at the top corner of the room where I am sat in an eye portal, hood up and a mask covering my lower face.
"PFFT" I snicker. "Oh! you should have seen the look on your faces!"
I blink all humor out of my expression. "Your next line is 'Miss Schnee, get behind me.' To you."
"Miss Schnee, get behind me." He whispers to the small girl who is staring up at me.
I sigh. "You know... I should really stop doing that... it is really taking away the wonder of it if I just keep telling you your next words before you even say them."
"Hmmmmmm..." I hum as I look up at the ceiling, tapping my chin as I do. "I should get another gimmick... I could probably get away with saying 'yare yare daze' a couple times... but that would probably also get old..."
"Wh-What do you want from me?!" Wiess asks.
"Nothing... I was bored and you sated that boredom... for a while at least~." I shrug. "Good job."
I notice Klien's eyes shift to red.
"I'll have you know-"
"Ugh... a rant?" I sigh cutting him off. "Jeez if you wanted me gone you could have just said so... no need to bore me to death with your words."
I scoff. "Maybe the grimm attacking the wall down there will be my friends."
"Wh-"
I leap off my perch and fall through the floor, appearing below the large sky city, allowing myself to free-fall for a while.
'if I open a portal below me before I hit the ground, I should EASILY be able to rocket my way over to the wall...'
I open a portal below me, a second one situated at an angled 'up' direction.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"
I fall towards the ground and open another portal, continuing my arc.
"OKAY THIS IS KIND OF FUN- SHIIIII-"
I open a portal between the outer wall and my face, a second being on the other side.
"WEEEEEE-" I land crouched on the shoulders of a beowolf. "Is this seat taken?"
The grimm thrashes about in an attempt to throw me off.
I backflip off and point to it. "You are already dead."
"Grr?"
A steel beam pierces through its back, causing smoke to absolutely SPEW from the hole it makes as the steel H shaped object continues into the side of another grimm, this time a creep... and it faced the same- if not worse fate!
Think what would happen if you dropped a cockroach into a turned on blender... and that's basically what happened to its head.
The beam continued and ended up stuck half-way into the twenty-foot wall behind me where I notice a lot of people with guns.
"Huh... there's a lot of smoke around here~"
A that strange blue fire portal- this time about the size of a dumpster- opens behind me and starts sucking up all the grimm smoke like a vacuum cleaner on steroids.
After the smoke dissipates the blue fire portal behind me closes.
The remaining grimm, about forty or so Creeps, ten or so Beowolves and an Ursa stare at me.
I blink. "You know...this just seems right..."
I hold out my hand in front of me as they all charge at me.
The blue fire portal sparks to life in front of me, a large grey arm slamming out of the portal, the muscles on it easily being larger than my head as its clawed fingers dig into the ground.
"Huh..."
I make the portal slightly bigger, allowing a head to poke through.
It has a long and thick snout, roughly half a foot long and maybe a third of that wide, the top half being covered with a black mask that makes a horn on its nose.
It roars loudly, making all of the grimm pause their charge and take a step back.
I sigh and expend all my energy making the portal large enough for it to leave my dimension.
'I need a name for this thing...'
It fully leaves the portal and looks back at me, it stands on its hind legs, easily about one point five times the size of a normal beowolf, it has a long scaly tail with a spiked black ball on the end, black bone plates covering its shoulders and chest and a couple black spikes in a line down its four elbows... that's right... it has FOUR ARMS... it seems to be a weird mashup of a beowolf and a creep... maybe some ursa thrown in there because of how fucking SWOLE this thing is.
"…"
I point to the grimm. "Aberrant. Get em."
It roars once more, the guttural shriek causing nearby snow to fall out of trees as it falls onto four limbs, the lower second pair of arms folding nicely against it stomach as it charges forwards.
It reaches the first pack of cannon fodder, creeps, then, as it changes to its back feet, it swings its middle legs upwards, sending several creeps flying through the air.
I smile as it easily tears through the first pack, sending smoke flying towards a basketball sized portal, I summoned in front of my hand.
My grimmy boi picks up a random beowolf by the arms and rips it in half as he crushes a creep underfoot, his tail imbedding itself in the head of another beowolf.
Then with a flurry of claw slashes, it completely shreds most of the grimm around it.
An alpha beowolf leaps at it, Aberrant stops it by grabbing both of its shoulders and sinking its teeth into its throat, then tosses its rapidly decaying corpse into another wall of creeps that were rushing the large abomination.
The ursa charges Aberrant and hits him with its claws, sending him sliding back over to me.
"Need more reach?" I ask.
"Grrr"
"Ah... Oke... use this." I open a portal in front of him
He shoves his hand through and rips the steel beam out of the wall roughly 30 feet behind us.
I yawn. "Alright... you finish this up, then return to my portal realm I guess."
I smile and retreat to 'the upside down', my last vision of Aberrant being him smashing the steel beam into the head of the ursa.
"…" I blink and look around my Demensional gap.
"HOLY SHIT IT NEARLY DOUBLED IN SIZE!"
"Ugh I'm booooored." I cry into the eternal darkness of 'the upside down'
It has been roughly a day since I created Aberrant and I realized that there isn't much to do, Plot doesn't start for another 4 years or so and my inactivity is driving me MAD.
"Hmmm..."
"I could always mess with portals..." I shrug as I tilt my head to the side. "That seems like a pretty cool idea..."
I appear in the snowy forest and place a few blocks of wood on a log before taking out a small rock and dropping it into the classic infinite fall setup.
"Bang." I say while I point my finger at one of the logs, moving the top portal to my fingertip.
*Clunk*
The block falls down as the pebble hits the first block of wood, then as It pings off into the forest, I create a portal in front of it and allow it to fall back into my hands, an annoying sting passing through my hand as it lands.
I toss it back into the two portals and allow another shot to charge up.
*Clunk*
Another block goes down as a portal opens behind me, a large grey arm lashing out to catch an arrow that fell from the sky.
"…"
"What sort of fucking idiot is shooting arrows into the sky?!" I ask as I gesture for Aberrant to yeet the arrow away. "Trying to kill the sun or some stupid shit like that?!"
The arrow pierces a nearby tree trunk and is stuck about half an inch in.
I yawn, picking up the two blocks of wood and placing them back into 'the upside down', which has now grown quite more due to me sleeping in it and because I unlocked another piece of my power, earlier, it was barely big enough for me to keep a single bed in it and I couldn't even stand in it, now it is about the size of a truck and I can EVEN JUMP!
"Actually, Aberrant... can you get me that arrow? You throw it pretty well and I would like a new ranged option."
A portal opens and a hand tugs the arrow out of the tree, dropping it into another portal that is created.
'damn hunters...'
A creep leaps out of the brush, running quickly towards me, as it reaches maybe a foot away, a hand shoots out of a portal and grabs its neck where it slowly draws it back in to where I can assume it had a violent and brutal death and became fuel for my summoning ability.
"Well, now what should I do?" I sigh.
And thus, he gets even more op...
AND UNLOCKS HIS STAND! WHO'S NAME IS SUCH A MOUTHFULL HE WILL MOST LIKELY RENAME IT SOMETHING ELSE AT SOME POINT!
….
Is it bad that I can feel my internal organs pulsing inside my body? Like I think its my liver... ill be FIIIINE! The sooner I die the sooner I can stop writing for you little shits! (jk)
Tho fr anyone who's filming a millennial horror movie where the cast just wants to die, hit me up!
Guest reviews:
Some bot maybe: "Wait... This story is anything you can do with portals... Portals...
Portals to other dimensions...
Jaeger's...
Portals to JAEGERS
Or anything, but JAEGERS
U stole our Jaegers from the first remnant gamer, now it's time for u to fix that."
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"WANT TO SEE INSIDE YOUR OWN HEART?!" *Blood starts squirting out of the portal at an alarming rate*
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Guest 001: "I thought that said pizza at first
A pizza delivery service that uses portals to deliver its pizzas on time.
HOLE-y pizza! Best pizzas delivered lickity split!"
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He could totally pull it off~
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Ill: "Wow, just...WOW!
This is very, VERY, entertaining!
Will he be able to 'Move' the portals? So that he can throw them! Imagine, a forced teletransportation through a gaping maw of a portal, or a bisection from a portal being thrown like a all-piercing shuriken! All depending on how was the portal 'Thrown'!
And I liked that it is only one ability! An OP ability, but only one nonetheless!
Will he be able to throw stuff Gilgamesh-style? With a "Gate Of Babylonia" type of portal.
Is he within the same age as Team RWBY? Will he develop properly? Or will he stay as an "God-like" Shota?
Also, I am awaiting untill he is able to throw Grimm like he did to the rocks!
Thanks for the chapter!"
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Probs just going to stay a godly lil shota
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Guest 002: "I'm liking this one better than the others already."
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NOBODY ASKED FOR YOUR OPINION MIRANDAH! (Jk I am quite enjoying writing it.)
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OnIJ: "... a man died today, wait did he?"
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Nah... it hit his non-vital organs... like his kidneys...
Which one?
Yes.
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Guest 003: " Definitely prefer this to the monster one. Just don't give the gamer story too much of a break!"
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Ozpin: "I would appreciate both stories updated but use your time as you see fit.
-Headmaster Myridan Ozpin
END TRANSMISSION"
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Guest 004: "More of thus for sure. It has so much potentional and with mc going troll god route than this wont get boring after a couple chapters"
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Eeeeeh... he might get so powerful that he just fucking offs everyone by sending them to the moon...
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Guest 005: " Teal x ruby because we never get enough of those"
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That is what I was planning, yes.
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GuymanV2: "I WANT to see more oc this, even more then the 2 other fanfictions
also does it take you a week to right a chapter or do you just release them every week"
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*unoriginal snarky comment*
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6011: "I like it!"
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Cool!
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Guest 006 (God damn there are so fucking many of you): "This is aca actually amazing, I really hope to see more"
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From: Squidward
To: Guest 006
"Well, here you go."
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NeonNinja219: "I think you should definitely post more of this. Really enjoyed the first chapter!"
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Done!
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GoTeam: "For the love of God I love this story. Best so far."
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Thanks!
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Some bot maybe: "This or MH? That's a tough decision depending on where you lead both stories... Unless u decided to cycle them, but it all depends on what the people want i guess, or if you want to cycle them or focus on one at a time."
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Wait a minute... you already posted a review! THAT'S ILLIEGAL!
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Now for a short omake!
Omake: Thinking with portals. (Noncanon)
"You are already dead." Said a small blac- blue haired boy as he points towards a huge buff thug with tiny baby hands. "As we speak, microscopic portals are stealing bits of your D.N.A! soon you wont even be able to hold your mass up and you will just flop to the floor in a mass of blobby flesh!"
"HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE DESTROYED ON A MOLECULAR LEVEL!?" The boy shouts. "AHAHAHAH!"
"CELL BY CELL ATOM BY ATO- OH SHIT!"
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
And thus, the lake of Solitas was born... in the middle of the destroyed city of Atlas, the only thing remaining being a small blac- blue haired child as he climbs out of a rift in reality, the starting explosion sending tsunamis cascading across the planet.
"Shit..."
"…"
"I guess I can replace Wiess in Team Rwby now... or would it be team... Battery now?" (Btry)
Weiss lifts a piece of scrap and lets out a cough, expelling dust from her lungs.
"Too soon?" I ask.
"Too soon." She nods.
See ya!