Don't Own Rwby, Only The Oc

'thought'

"Speech"

"Tvs, Radios, and Text via book or newspaper... when those are around..."

(Mid Chapter Authors Notes)

I blankly stare towards a blond dude with a mullet.

I look over to Vernal who is standing at the side of this flat dirt square.

I look back as he pulls out a revolver with a knife attached to the hilt.

He goes to pull the trigger and the gun jams.

"…"

"Is this some sort of joke?" I ask to Vernal, just flat out ignoring the mulleted prick in front of me. "when I asked for something fun to do, I didn't expect to fight someone who couldn't hold his own against a fucking BEOWOLF!"

She blinks at me.

"Like this prick is SOOO weak." I grumble while rubbing my temples. "I thought you were all supposed to be super strong, but then this fucking idiot pops in all 'I can get fucking destroyed by a fucking signal student who doesn't even have their semblance unlocked' and now I am thinking that this is a fucking joke."

"Like it is just flat out overkill! My semblance could turn him to fucking MUSH in seconds!"

"Then don't use your semblance." Vernal supplies from the sidelines.

"…"

"Huh... okay."

I draw my combat knife and point it towards blond mullet guy who has only JUST unjammed his gun.

"Omae wa mou shindeiru."

I dash at him at an angle, a bullet flying past my head as I sprint diagonally towards him.

I shift my knife into a reverse grip and uppercut him, the jagged blade scratching up against his aura as I quickly swap hands before stabbing forwards.

He swings his handgun down in a pistol-whipping motion, planning to hit me with the knife that seems to be taped to the hilt.

I hold my knife up, placing my offhand on the side of the blade, stopping the knife inches from my nose as I press the side of my blade against the barrel of the gun.

He tries to knee me in the face while I am slightly distracted, but I dodge it as I send his earlier attack to my left.

"By the way..."

I cock my fist back.

"I fight dirty."

*Thump*

And on that day, high pitched screaming was heard throughout the camp, only for it to be silenced by a small fist upper cutting the mullet prick who was currently in absolute agony.

I walk away from his prone form. "Eheh! Easy win!"

Vernal sighs and shakes her head.

I fall through a portal and appear next to her. "So, what now?"

"I was going to go out and hunt a couple of deer or boar for the tribe to eat, with you, we could transport it quickly to ca-"

She is silenced by four boar being held out in front of her, one in each of the large arms of Jeff, the feral pigs squealing and snorting as they thrash around.

"Teleportation." I frown. "I just looked around the forest through tiny portals... and stole four boars..."

"Life is boring to me because I can do anything so easily." I frown. "And I wasn't bluffing about the ways I could kill you."

I yawn. "Ugh I am going to go back to sleep I guess... I'll be back sometime."

Four cracking sounds come from the hands and it suddenly drops all four boars, each deader than dirt.

"See ya~"

I hope into a portal and land in front of a tree, folding my arms behind my head as I lay down.

"Ugh... fuckers."

I close my eyes and allow sleep to slowly take me.

My side is kicked.

"Ow."

I slowly sit up.

"Well, miss bandit chief, do you need anything?" I ask with a forced smile, my still eyes closed and hands twitching slightly.

"Grimm were spotted around the camp, I want you to kill them."

"FFFFine." I grumble as I hop through the floor, appearing on a small watchtower in the wall.

"Oi, Creepy Bastard, find and kill all the grimm in the area." I point out into the forest.

A lanky figure falls from a portal behind me and tilts its head, it is primarily grey with a couple purple accents like the red markings on a regular grimm, a feathery coat covering most of its body, at the end of each of its long double-jointed arms, are four razor-sharp six-inch claws.

Its head is like that of a nevermore, a long bone beak that extends up into a single horn, but its eyes... the faceplate is covered with them.

It shrieks and takes a step forwards... and leaps into the forest with one flap of the wings adorning its back.

"Go BeAt Up ThE gRiMm TeAl!" I scoff.

I stretch and hop off the tower, where I fall into 'the upside down'

'Naptime again!'

I fall into the 'real world' with a yawn.

'at least that was uninterrupted sleep this time.'

"Where the hell were you?" Raven snarls.

"…" a ticking sound could be heard in my brain as I quickly comprehend that that statement means.

I grin and fall through the floor, appearing miles away.

'if that fucking BITCH didn't know where I was... that means she COULDN'T open a portal to me... wait... and wouldn't she have to actually spend some time with the person to bind one of her teleportation things to them?'

I grin sadistically and teleport even farther.

'fuck those bandit little shits... I'm going back to Vale! At least they unlocked my aura!'

'ugh... I can't believe I was bluffed like that~'

"Come forth: just a fucking transport vehicle"

A large, grey, horse sized, nevermore lands beside me and lowers its head, allowing me to climb onto it.

"Onwards to Vale." I point forwards.

It flies to the left.

"Ah, so that's where it is..."

I point in the direction we are flying. "Onwards! To Vale!"

I am currently taking a quick break on a beach, looking out into the open ocean.

'life's good... should probably go over exactly how my grimm transformation ability works though... you know... for NO REASON AT ALL!'

'…'

'Jk bish you know I'm doing it for you.'

I draw in the sand. 'basically, the weakest grimm available- that is actually worth anything- is a creep, and that in and of itself is still pretty bad... a single creep can make a SINGLE pistol bullet... and not one of those giant handguns, I am talking about a Glock or one of those really small revolvers, so out of everything I have killed, the chart goes something like this.'

Creep x2 - Beowolf
Beowolf x2 - Alpha Creep
Alpha Creep x4 - Boartusk/Alpha Beowolf
Boartusk/Alpha Beowolf x3 - Ursa Minor
Ursa Minor x5 - Ursa Major
Ursa Major x3 - King Taijitu
King Taijitu x5 - Giant Nevermore

'To put my grimm into perspective, my transport boi is made out of I would say... like twenty-five alpha creeps, seeing how I had to massacre a pack or three of beowolves to get it, and Jeff was made out of I would say maybe seventy regular beowolves, about five alpha beowolves, HUNDREDS of creeps, maybe about twenty alpha creeps, and maybe a SINGLE ursa major, give or take a couple of regular ursa minor... now, for creepy boi? He was made of that giant nevermore... but also a few alpha beowolves, so that makes him EASILY my strongest Grimm.'

'My semblance is a bit of a bitch though, considering most of the Grimm smoke is burned off and probably returned to Salem's goo pits... Jeff, the amazing bastard that he is, is only BARELY stronger than an ursa minor, I would say that he is actually 'worth' two ursa minor, he is strong, sure, but he would get fucking GANKED by an ursa major or king taijitu... thankfully, his strength is boosted even more by my semblance, so if he is actively fighting, I can help him take down an ursa major fairly easily using hit and run tactics.'

'well, uh, thank's for listening to my ted talks uh I'm gonna just go to Vale now...'

"Ahhh" I let out a long sigh as I lay on a building, arms behind my head. "Vale's cooled off quite a bit~"

I sit up. 'and now to re-meet Ruby and maybe her sister... that sounds pretty fun.'

I casually fall through the floor, appearing outside a bakery.

'ah, she is inside...'

I yawn and just walk away, seeing her gasp and point at me and hop out of a booth, away from Yang and her father, Taiyang.

"Wait... isn't the guy that put Grunt in the hospital?"

I sprint away from the voice and turn down an alleyway.

"Oi! GET HIM! Call the other guys!"

I find three more dudes at the end of the alleyway just sort of chilling, one of them gets a scroll call and picks it up.

"Yo?"

"…"

"The kid that put Grunt in the hospital? Where?"

"Right behind you, you daft cunt." The first dude growls.

"WOAH!" One of the other dudes exclaim, along with myself echoing him. "Language!"

"That was pretty rude." The guy who is holding a scroll hums.

I look back behind me. 'four dudes there... three dudes there... seven vs one? I GOT DIS! EASY PEASY!'

"Weeelll well well, what do we have here." A guy with a spiked metal bat asks from in front of me.

"I see a little shit who doesn't know his place!" One of the dudes behind me shout.

I yawn. "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but chains and whips excite me-" I pause and mutter under my breath as I cup my chin with a hand. "wait a second that's not how it goes..."

I duck as a bat swings through where my head was moments prior, then a large, bulky, grey arm punches him in the chest.

"Grk-" he goes flying OUT of the alleyway.

The arm disappears back into the portal as I stretch and wink at the several thugs in front of me. "Who's next?"

"ATTACK!" One of the ones behind me screams.

I backflip over one and seemingly hop on air itself to gain a bit more distance, then I land behind the third thug that was behind me, the first probably chilling out in a wall about 50 or so feet behind me.

"Special attack: takin' out the trash"

A HUGE portal appears in front of me and a dumpster goes ROLLING down the alleyway at high speeds, hitting all of the dudes and carrying them into a wall at the end alley.

"You!" A girlish voice exclaims behind me.

"Hm?" I glance back to Ruby who is standing about 5 feet behind me.

"Hey... I would like to say... Red?"

Her smile falls slightly.

"Crimson?"

Her smile falls slightly more.

"Ruby?"

"You remember me?!" She gasps.

"Vaguely." I shrug.

I blink at someone who appears behind her.

ゴ
ゴ
ゴ
ゴ

They are wearing some sort of black mask, allowing their red eyes to ominously shine through, their height is roughly 5'11 and they are wearing a trench coat with a hoodie underneath.

They tilt their head... and reach into their cloak, pulling free a long and serrated knife.

"Are you fucking kidding me-"

Ruby turns to look back at whatever I am staring at, then, seemingly in slow motion I see the man blur over to her, knife raised.

'NONONO FUCKTHAT'

Ruby falls through the floor and into my arms where I hold her bridal style.

"EEP-"

"NIGERUNDAYO!"

I sprint in the other direction towards the wall.

"FAN FREAKING TASTIC!" I shout. "TEN MINUTES INTO MY FREAKING WALK, I RUN INTO A FRIGGIN SERAL KILLER!"

"W-why don't you teleport us away?"

"I don't know about you, but using my semblance TO YEET A DUMPSTER AT A GROUP OF DUDES HAS LEFT ME A LITTLE ENERGY-DRY!"

A knife flies past my ear and imbeds itself in a small trashcan a couple of feet ahead of us.

I continue my sprint and reach the dumpster at the end of the alley and smirk, ignoring the people slowly crawling out.

Bgm: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders OST - Stardust Crusaders

I kick off the dumpster and leap up into the air, backflipping over the random serial killer who imbeds another blade deep into the dumpster, the knife somehow cutting right through steel.

His eyes slowly follow us as I finish the flip, then mid-air, four portals appear in front of me, an extra fifth appearing in front of my foot which I kick off to gain more distance.

"You lose." I grin.

Four beefy arms fly out of the portal and start pummeling this guy.

"GAAAH!" He screams as he spasms under the blows, his aura tanking hit after hit.

While he is being distracted, I use this time to run away.

"Cant keep that up for long." I whisper as I rush towards the entrance of the alleyway.

I take a quick glance back to see the man actually starting to parry some of the blows, now only taking a single hit every three punches or so.

The arms are suddenly pulled back in as I turn back to look at him, a small portal to the upside down appearing at about chest-height in front of me.

"Good grief."

A barrel pokes through the creepy eye portal.

*DAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAK-*

And then proceeds to absolutely light up the alleyway with machinegun fire, everyone but the main target diving to the floor to avoid the bullets.

The red eyed prick crosses his arms in front of him as his aura once more takes a beating.

"Tch- DAMNIT!" He shouts.

*DAKAKAKAKAKAKA*

Bgm: End

I nod once and run out of the alleyway.

The machinegun fire ceases and I see a crow fly down from the roof and into the alleyway.

'Go kick his fucking ass Branwen.'

I run for a few more seconds down the street and place Ruby back on the ground.

"You are welcome." I yawn as I walk away, giving a single wave as I walk in the direction I was running.

"W-WAIT!" Ruby exclaims as she grabs my wrist. "W-what if that guy comes back?"

I open a portal in front of my eyes to see Qrow uppercut the mask wearing dude, then Taiyang sweeps his legs allowing Qrow to elbow drop him... all to the theme of 'X gon' give it to ya'

"He won't." I announce closing the portal.

"how do you know?"

"His legs are broken... and so are his arms... and his face..."

I free my hand. "I'll see ya."

I walk towards a portal to the upside down that appears in front of me, appearing like reality itself is breaking down and shattering like glass.

"Don't go!"

She hug tackles me into the portal.

"Meep-" I faceplant on the floor of the upside down, Ruby sitting on my back as the portal closes behind us.

"Wh-Where are we?"

"Mph Mmmph MM!"

"O-Oh I am so sorry!" She gets off my back.

I quickly get up and stretch. "Inside my semblance."

"Wh-"

"You know about the schnee glyphs?" I ask.

"Y-Yeah?" She asks fearfully looking around the eye-filled abyss.

"Hereditary portal semblance."

"O-Oh?"

She points fearfully over my shoulder. "I-Is that a G-Grimm?"

"Schnees can summon Grimm with their semblance, why can't I?"

"…"

"Say hello, Jeff." I gesture towards Ruby.

It waves one of its four hands.

"Wh-What kind of grimm is he?" The startled secondary protagonist whispers.

"I think he was like Fifty Percent Beowolf, Forty Percent Creep, Eight Percent Ursa Major, and the rest is just a mix of various Grimm essence." I explain. "if this slightly spooks you, just be glad you didn't see my strongest grimm, a mix between giant nevermore, and Beowolf, with just a bit of Ursa mixed in for strength."

She lets out a small wimper.

"Do you want to leave?"

She nods.

"Okay then, door is behind you." I point towards a gap in the wall behind her as it rips itself open.

She quickly exits the upside down.

I place an arm over my eyes. "It's been good chatting with you~" I hum. "I've been pretty lonely."

She pauses just outside and quickly looks back. "What do you mean by tha-"

The rift snaps shut.

I wipe my forehead as a couple beats of sweat appear. 'yeesh... I wasn't lying... that dumpster a lot of power to launch because, one, I had it quickly falling through the world for a while... and two, I sent it down the alley when it was at its widest.'

I yawn and close my eyes. 'how long have I been in this world? Like six or seven months, right?'

'do I hear... jump cut to the next time I get a power up via god?'

I look down at the small piece of paper folded in my hands.

"…"

"Damn son."

Dear Teal,

Joining a bandit tribe, I see? And for a grand total of five hours at that! You are being a naughty boy, Teal.
I see you have also Invited Ruby Rose into your powers, that was kind of romantic, right?

Anyway, here is your new power: Shortcuts:
You can basically pull a Sans and somehow teleport yourself- and others you choose- to a different location even when you walk in the opposite direction, and all of this is done so subtlety, that that onlookers, and even people you take with you, won't even realize until you actually get to wherever you wanted to go!

Also, I did a little bit of work, and now you are the start of the 'Indie Bloodline~' meaning that your portal abilities are passed down through generations (Yes, I saw that little fib you told Ruby)

Anyway, Toodles~

- Goddess-chan

"…"

'You know... I'm not gonna complain about a god pandering to my every need, but DAMN... I feel like I owe her something now...'

"Ah well, personally I am just waiting till I get dimensional travel so I can go mess around with goku or something... maybe use the dragonballs to turn myself into a Saiyan to make me the ULTIMATE gary stu."

Hello my dudes, Dudettes and helicopters of assorted gender! How are you all today!

Now to the guest reviews:

GoTeam: " I thought the fight scene between them would of be better. Or at least Teal would of let Jeff loose so he could get away."

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Teal is at that stage in life where he thinks he is literally immortal because of his semblance, so he wasn't trying THAAAT hard to get away... and also, Jeff is made of like so much friggin essence and he also has an attatchment to him, so tossing him out like a pawn is a giant sad mood.

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YoYo: "Are you ever going to do a crossover with you other stories. I would love to see Teal Walk in into Sean magical shop. You could even do an omake were Teal pawns the relics off to Sean for store credit."

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Probs not.

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Portal: " Couldnt he do any of the thing he said he would do to Vernal? Couldn't he drop magma or use the high-pressure water blade on the chains."

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I mean, 1: the pressure under the sea is only like less than half of most water jets... plus, the water jets have small bits of sand blasted out so that wouldn't really work, and 2: why waste the effort?

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Ill: "I love sassy characters! Especially ones that always tries to have the last word!
Does he have a weakness? Like being too proud, often blabbing his plans to the enemies, yelling his attacks to the enemies, etc...
Thanks for the chapter!"

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His main weakness is that he IS a child... even with his op semblance he could never even touch Qrow in a fight... I mean... DO YOU SEE HOW FAST HE CAN MOVE?! He would probably also just trip and fucking die, but I digress.

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viuv ndsfkl jhvk: "Creates 4 portals in all cardinal directions around him. Portals to the sun. Raven follows. Raven fuckin dies"

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He is still FAAAR to weak to even attempt that... at most he could attempt to Kars Banishment Salem (Probably how Teal will end her) but that's about it... maybe put her on the moon or something...

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Cf96: " Great work and good point with the eye I actually forgot about that"

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Wh-

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StormySpartan: "Loving all your current stories, keep up the great work my man."

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Don't worry, I will!

Now onto the omake!

Omake: (Non Canon)

The Secret Behind Teal's Future Sight Powers.

"ALRIGHT!" A white-haired woman shouts as she bursts through the dimensional wall of the upside down. "I HEARD YOU WERE PICKING ON MY LITTLE SISTER!"

Teal doesn't even flinch at the shards of eye-wall that bounce around him, as he stares down at a small booklet, an aura of depression and gloom surrounding him.

"OI!"

"…"

"OI!"

She 'Sir-Pelo-Runs' over and snatches the booklet out of his hands and reads it.

"Winter snatches the book out of Teals, Hands"

"Wh-" she quickly looks at the very top.

"Portals and Pizzazz: Chapter 4 Omake: 'The Secret Behind Teal's Future Sight Powers.'."

"NANI?!"

She flips the page.

Portals and Pizzazz: Chapter 5 Rough Draft: 'WeissXTealXHarem Smut Edition.'."

She reads the first two lines and has blood squirt out her nose.

Teal snatches the small paperback book out of her hands and smacks her over the head with a rolled-up newspaper.

"Bad!" he growls. "No breaking into my inter-dimensional space or reading fanfictions about my life!"

"I- Wha-"

He pulls out a squirt gun and starts spraying her face with it.

"BAD!" He frowns. "Outside!"

Winter lets out a whimper and slumps as she slowly walks back outside through the hole she made.

"Fuggin bish." Teal looks over to Jeff who is curled up looking at the chaos. "People these days am I right?"

Jeff starts rapidly doing hand signs.

"HelpMeThisFuckingPsychoIsHoldingMeCaptiveAndIDontKnowHowMuchLongerICanSurviveS.O. -"

"Adorable!" Teal grins as he pats his head.

See you all next week with another chapter of this!