Don't Own Rwby, Only The Oc

'thought'

"Speech"

"Tvs, Radios, and Text via book or newspaper... when those are around..."

(Mid Chapter Authors Notes)

I have decided to buy myself breakfast at a nearby bakery to start the day.

"Come again!"

The line moves forwards

'now, this might be a bakery, but they make GODLY sandwiches as well... like it is REALLY good!'

The line moves forwards again, so now I am at the front.

"Hi, yes, I would like a-"

A man bursts through the door with a gun.

"A pastrami panini with-"

"ALRIGHT EVERYONE ON THE GROUND!"

"Mayo, swiss cheese-"

"OI KID! IM TALKING TO YOU-"

I turn my head and glare at him. "Shut up."

His gun is taken out of his hand by Jeff and he is riddled with punches.

"Both arms..."

*Crunch* *Crunch*

"AAAAH-"

He is kicked through a portal that appears behind him.

"Jalapenos, lettuce, bell peppers and tomatoes."

I awkwardly sniff once and turn to look at a blond-haired man who started to get out of a booth, but then stopped as the robber behind me got ABSOLUTELY DEMOLISHED.

I turn back to the person behind the counter. "Do I need to repeat that? That guy behind me was being pretty rude."

The woman dumbly nods her head.

"A pastrami panini with-"

"YANNNG IT HIIIM!"

"Ugh damnit." My eyebrow twitches slightly as I take a quick glance over to the stall where that man was to see Ruby motherfucking Rose pointing towards me.

I look back to the woman behind the counter like nothing happened.

"Mayo, swiss cheese, jalapenos, lettuce, bell peppers and tomatoes." I finish as I pull out a wallet- the robber's- and get a couple lien cards from it.

I ignore the sound of footsteps quickly skipping towards me.

"Hey! Do you remember me?!" Ruby asks from my side. "I tried looking for you, but I could never find you!"

She frowns slightly at that and looks down at the tiled floor.

She looks up and smiles. "So, do you want to be my friend?"

"where is that- AHA!" I smile as I pull out a coupon.

"H-Hello?" Ruby asks to see if I am even listening.

"Oh, sorry, was looking for a coupon, but to answer your question, it really wouldn't matter even if I said yes, I am constantly moving place to place, I have no scroll, no home, and keeping in contact with you would be difficult without both of those things, I might not even see you again after today considering how large this city is..."

I watch as the woman in front of me has her eyes gloss over and she easily picks out everything I want and puts it on a freshly baked flatbread and easily places it on the sandwich, then she places it in a panini press and closes the lid.

I try to ignore Ruby staring at the side of my head.

"Aren't you still afraid of me?" I boreally ask as I wait for my food to be done.

"What? Why would I be?" She asks.

"The eyes mainly... and Jeff..."

"Pshhh" she scoffs. "It will take a lot more than that to scare a huntress in training."

"Mhm." I hum with half lidded eyes. "Well, I'm just gonna gooooo."

The woman behind the counter hands me my sandwich as I lay a few lien cards on the counter.

"Soooo bye~" I shrug as I fall into the floor.

"Wait no-"

The portal closes behind me.

I sit down at a table and place my wrapped sandwich down and unwrap it.

I look up to the plastic bucket sitting in a chair across from me, a basketball placed on the top with a smiley face drawn on it.

"…"

"I am lonely."

I blink at Jeff. "How can I make friends?"

Jeff writes into the sand.

"Schnee."

"What do you mean by that?" I frown.

"Marry Schnee"

"NO!" I frown as I nearly leap out of my chair. "That's REALLY messed up, Jeff, I am like twelve... and the only one around my age is FOURTEEN!"

"Though I mean... it would theoretically be possible because of my hereditary powers... good ol J-Man seems to be the type who would marry me to his daughter to lock down the 'grimm summoning' powers." I hum. "Don't feel like being targeted by white fang assassins though..."

"Eh I might do that... maybe... that would give the viewers what that want!" i exclaim as i stand. "A fucking ship... but no smut... that is FILTH."

I sit back down and take a large bite of my sandwich.

'Meh... fuck it... I'll go annoy Weiss again.'

I drop a folded note through the portal.

"EEP-" Wiess is startled as the folded paper bounces off the top of her head.

"Hello Friend, I'm back! So, how was your year?" Asks the note.

She scans the room with her eyes narrowed, she goes for a second scan, but flinches as I am suddenly sitting on air about 5 feet away, the eyes in the chair-portal looking around the room before suddenly all focusing on Weiss.

"Sup." I give her a peace sign.

Her vision goes from me to the red eyes behind me back to me, then she opens her mouth.

"Please don't scream." I sigh. "I'm lonely and just wanted someone to talk to."

She narrows her eyes, closes her mouth and crosses her arms slightly, tapping her foot.

"Oi. Don't look at me like you are better than me." I pout. "We both have hereditary abilities and can summon Grimm we have defeated... but frankly, my semblance is better~"

She frowns.

"Hey, im just being honest, I can teleport, enter a pocket dimension, turn absorbed grimm essence into literally anything I can think of-" I start listing off.

"I get it." She cuts me off. "No need to rub your semblance supremacy in my face."

"Oh, sorry." I comment as I lean back slightly.

"So, what are you up to?"

"Are you seriously expecting me to act like a good friend after just meeting you?" Weiss asks with a haughty tone.

"Yes." I state with a blank stare.

She snorts through her nose and takes a seat in front of ANOTHER letter.

I float over to her and look at her desk.

"So, what are you doing?"

"I am composing a letter to my sister who is currently in Atlas Academy, it is her last year and I want to wish her luck on her final exam."

"Neat." I hum as thoughtfully tap my chin. "Need any help?-"

The door opens, leading to me rolling backwards into the upside down and snapping the entranced closed behind me.

"F-Father?!"

The white haired man scans the room.

"Hrm... where did your blue haired friend run off to?" He hums as he actually looks to his daughter for the first time since he had opened the door. "I had a proposition for him..."

I poke the top of my head out of a portal and look out into the world from the top corner. "What do you want?"

"I wish to speak to you in privacy." He smiles as he straightens his shirt slightly. "Please follow me."

"tch-" I scoff as I hop out of the portal and stuff my hands in my pockets.

Jacques proceeds to leave the room, and I, deciding that I have nothing better to do, follow along behind him.

He seems to be slightly caught off guard as we come to his office after only seconds of walking, but quickly regains composure and opens the door.

"After you." He gestures into the room.

"Mn." I hum as I walk past him.

He closes the door and walks over to a large desk, giving me ample time to glance around the room and gaze at the large bookshelf to the side, and the tacky blue wallpaper adorning the walls.

"Please, have a seat-"

"Teal." I announce as I sit down in a chair in front of his desk

"Hm, named after your hair I presume?"

I stare blankly at him. "Look, stop dancing around the subject, what do you want from me."

He looks down at some sort of computer and smirks.

"you to be homeless judging by your patchy clothing."

"Mnn" I grunt.

"Excuse me?"

"I was trying to get offended but frankly, half way through, I decided it wasn't worth the effort." I yawn. "Is this the part where you offer to adopt me or get your daughter to marry me or even just offer me endless lien and dust for the price of creating just a few items for you?"

He opens his mouth again.

"Pass." I shrug as I fall into the chair. "I need to create my boosted gear by the time I am fifteen or something bad probably will happen~."

I fall through the entire city, reaching terminal velocity, then I enter another portal that leads to an angled portal that launches me into the distance.

'nice... falling with style...'

I fly into another portal, this time the portal I come out of sending me straight up where when I reach the height of my jump, I fall through another portal and land safely on the ground, then I fall through the floor again and into a bullhead flying overhead.

I take a little breather and relax in the cargo bay.

'hmmm... how much more grimm essence do I need before I can pull out a boosted gear?'

'…'

I sigh.

'two thousand, six hundred, and eighty-three giant nevermore... and those are rare as shit... damn... there are probably only like two hundred on ALL of remnant... it requires a normal nevermore to be AT LEAST a hundred years old and they mostly get picked off when they get horse sized so we don't really get that many building sized ones...'

I blink.

'do I reaaally need the boosted gear nooow?'

'fuck it... I have about 17 giant nevermore in the tank... let's see what I can make!'

I hold out my hand, and from a blue portal, a bright red flame appears above it and slowly sinks into my palm.

"…"

"…"

'Uhhhh... yeah, that should work... but damn... there goes like 15 of the nevermore...'

I let out another yawn. 'to Vale I guess...'

(Pov: ?)

A clawed hand rips the head off an Ursa Minor.

It has been about a year since my master has given me this quest, the quest to go out into the world and slaughter grimm.

I look at my thin grey hand, each finger being tipped with a claw about 5 inches long.

At this point, I have completely cleared all the weaker grimm out of the area, be it Creeps, Beowolves, Ursa, or even that one King Taijitu I killed.

I scowl at my hand and clench it.

I am not strong enough...

My master deserves to be the most powerful creature on this worthless planet, and I am too weak to grant that currently...

I decide it would be a good idea to leave the area, after all, I am not doing anything productive by standing around.

I leap off the ground as a blur and swing tree to tree, then I kick off and fly into the distance.

I will give this area a few full moons to let the grimm return...

I let out a loud yawn as I relax on top of a building in one of those fold-able patio lounge chairs..

"What to do, what to do?"

I watch as Qrow lands on a building behind me through a small portal covering one of my eyes.

I grab a handful of chips and shove them into my mouth.

'sour cream and onion! So good!'

I look over my shoulder to Qrow and scoff, then pull out a book.

He leaps over to my building.

"oi kid, what are you doing up here?" He grunts.

I snap my fingers, teleporting him back over to the building he was just on.

"wh-"

He leaps back onto my building.

"What did you just-"

I snap again sending him back over to the building.

He jumps once more onto my building.

"Did you know the definition of insanity?"

"Ye-

He is back on the other building again.

He jumps back onto this building.

"Insanity is... doing the EXACT FUCKING THING over and over again, expecting shit to change... That. Is. Crazy." I yawn as I warp him back over to the other building with the power of shortcutting.

He lands on my building again. "Alright, kid you are kind of pissing me off."

"But the first time somebody told me that, I don't know, I thought they were bullshitting me... the thing is... he was right."

Qrow is back over on the other building.

"and then I started seeing it everywhere I looked, everywhere I looked, all these fucking pricks, everywhere I looked, doing the EXACT fucking thing Over and over and over and over again, thinking 'this time it's gonna be different'…"

"Tldr: I am talking about you." I yawn.

This time, he tries something different! When he lands on the building, he instantly leaps forwards-

*Clang*

Directly into a stop sign that pops out of the building via a portal.

I get up and fold my chair. "Swell talking to you, dipshit."

I drop it into the upside down followed shortly by my book.

"Wait!"

I look up at Qrow with a bored deadpan. "What?"

"Look, you are defiantly strong, but I feel like you shouldn't waist that talent here, why don't you try and go to any of the combat schools?" He asks.

"Cause everyone in any combat school are just pansy little bitches who can't handle my semblance at fifty percent strength, much less all of it now that I used it to create something that easily puts me in the top five percent strength of all huntsmen ever if I learn to master what I have." I smirk.

"…"

"Also, I get stronger by killing grimm... they don't really let you go out and kill waves upon waves of grimm on a whim, so, fuck them~."

"Alright," Qrow grumbles as he places his hands in his pants pockets. "I have another question... are you the one who has been putting tacks in my chair every morning?"

*Snrk-*

I stop myself from snorting. "whaaat? Nooooooo... totally not. But anyway~ I like your face, let me show you what I made!"

A black bracer appears over my forearm in a swirl of black fire, a dark blue gem appearing about half way up in a bright blue twinkle.

"My semblance allows me to become the most Gary Stu of all characters!" I cackle.

"…"

"You... don't look impressed?" I frown.

"You just have a shiny piece of jewelry now?"

"Wh- no!" I scoff. "This is a Twice Critical!"

"Mhm."

"A subspecies at that!"

Qrow blinks at me. "…"

"Bitch if you are going to look at me with that 'oh... okay.' expression while I have a bracer bound to my soul that I can call at will and LITERALLY DOUBLES MY STRENGTH, SPEED AND POWER IN IT'S NON-SUBSPECIES FORM I JUST MIGHT BLOW A COUPLE OF BLOOD VESSELS!"

He at least has the decency to be shocked after I explain it.

"Damn bird guy not getting how I have ultimate power" I grumble as I jump into the upside down.

I sit down in a recliner and take a long sip of sprite that was poured into a champagne glass.

"Ahh... life is good."

I look around the expanded room (Yes, it was expanded further when I got SANESS' ability.)

Now, it is roughly Twenty by Thirty by Ten feet... instead of like five by eight by five like it was earlier.

I look over to a couple of 25 pounders sitting in the corner, barrels facing the wall.

I hop up. "YARR FIRST MATE JEFF WE BE GONNA GO HUNTIN' FOR THE GREAT BIRD GRIMM OF THE SKY!"

I point to the wall. "MAN THE CANNONS!"

Jeff looks at me with a 'what the actual fuck are you talking about?' Gaze.

I leap into a portal and appear at the front door of beacon, then I give a peace sign to one of the cameras watching the entrance while grinning sadistically.

I hop into another portal and fly off the edge of the cliff above the emerald forest.

"Shit."

I panic slightly before landing on the back of a large grey nevermore.

'alright'

'noooow where is the giant nevermore?'

A large shadow passes over us.

"…"

I look up.

"HOLY SHI-"

A portal opens above us as several large feathers fly around us, any of the sharpened feather that would have normally hit us being warped just below us.

"OHOHO YOU WANNA GO?!" I shout up at the nevermore as the feathers stop falling.

I point at it creating two small rips in reality where barrels are instantly shoved through.

"FIRE!"

*THOOM* *THOOM*

Heat passes through the sides of the barrel through large exhaust ports.

'that wasn't as loud as I expected... probably because the actual explosion propelling the bullets are in another dimension entirely... that's useful.'

A large explosion is heard above me as the shells hit its wings, the ice dust inside the projectiles detonating on impact.

A portal opens by my mouth.

"Reload! Earth Rounds!"

Now, while the nevermore is hurtling towards us at insane speeds, would be a good time to tell you about how my artillery dust shells work.

The grey bird I am riding flies into a portal I open, dragging us out of the way of the oncoming doom bird.

Fire, like the substance suggests, creates large explosions that roast and burn, some of the rarer fire dust, 'burn dust' can get hot enough to melt even tungsten! But, sadly, it is a really rare dust that is found in more volcanic regions, and remnant doesn't have many mines near volcanos because, you know, lava.

Second, Ice, kind of like fire, but not at all! It creates a large burst of ice that freezes many things on contact, encasing whatever is struck by it in a massive block of ice, it is a 'second tier' dust meaning it is crafted in labs by combining air and water... how that makes ice, I don't know, but it just works I guess... probably has something to do with lowering the temperature of the air dust, or 'wind dust' as it is also known.

Next, is air/wind, nothing really special happens when targets are hit by wind shells, but what does happen is that the bullets are shot much faster than a regular bullet being propelled by normal fire dust, so they have that going for them!

Finally, out of the 'four base elements', and I am including ice in water's place because water dust is in most fire extinguishers and does literally nothing else but make whatever you shoot at wet- I mean, it could be a good opener for electric dust, but that is an entirely new can of worms... what was I talking about again?

OH! Right! Earth dust! Earth dust's main feature, is that it INCREASES THE DENSITY OF SHELLS... if you think that isn't badass then allow me to correct that! Picture this, you are just having a lovely day and get the sudden urge to toss an empty can at one of your friends heads... it bounces off his forehead and you both laugh it off~ NOW REPLACE THAT CAN WITH A BOWLING BALL THROWN AT THE EXACT SAME SPEED!

Point proven...

The shells that good ol Jeff is currently loading into my canons are a nice mix... of Earth and Wind dust... I like to call them 'fuck you' shells because they take any armor in their way and practically say 'fuck you' as they pierce right on through that and into whatever you are shooting at... instead of large explosions like a normal artillery piece, these act as sniper rounds shot out of a scaled up fifty caliber!

The nevermore crashes into the ground below, causing trees to be flattened under its colossal weight as its frozen wings bend unnaturally.

"Time to die fuckface!" I exclaim as I move the portals to be pointing down at the crippled Grimm as I float down to about 30 feet above it.

"…"

"Are those cannons not reloaded yet?"

"…"

They slide forwards back out of the portal.

"Grand!"

"BOOST"

"FIRE!"

The grimm's head fucking EXPLODES as the shells pierce its thick boney mask.

My subspecies of twice critical can boost my physical abilities, but it can also boost momentum... or is it velocity...

AAANNYWAY, that basically means that anything I boost is shot twice as fast and deals twice as much damage! I mean, it also means I can double the power of a punch right before it hits, making it deal times four damage technically... you know... because... my strength would be doubled and... momentum... yeah...

I awkwardly sniff and look around. "Now, where's that fuckin' deathstalker?"

"Hellooooo?" I call out into the cave.

A glowing diamond greets me.

"Nice."

I leap back onto my nevermore and fly up into the sky, watching as the deathstalker skitters its way out of the cave.

"Holy shit?! Scorpio?! How long has it been?! It's great to see you again!"

"You must die~" I yawn.

"BOOST"

The two cannons I had aimed at the cave go off, the bullets crashing through the Grimm's thick armor and piercing into its soft inner body, then completely goes through said body and out of its weak underbelly.

It slumps as smoke starts pouring from the holes.

I scoff. 'ugh... I hate having to rely on my nevermore to fly... I should invest in some wings or something... divine dividing... I'm lookin' at yoou boo!'

'…'

'even though boosted gear is totally superior.'

'…'

"Ugh im booooored" I cry. "Why aren't there any strong grimm around! I want my rocket armor damnit!"

"…"

Nothing happens.

"Fine! I was tempting fate there but fuck it, I'll go back to the city then..."

I step into the upside down while muttering under my breath. "Damn murphy's law... always showing up when you don't want it, but never appearing when you do..."

"Naptime!"

I faceplant on my bed.

Okaaay I didn't expect a GUEST to figure out a major plotpoint later on in the story... but I erased the comment because SPOILERS... to the guest named 'RubyxTeal'... I'm just going to flat out say... your iq is in the thousands if not MILLIONS! So good job, have all of the internet points!

Guest reviews:

Go Team: " Well great chapter. Love the story so far. Especially the RubyxTeal part. Also, hypothetical question if you open two portal facing each other horizontal and put a pole between the two and then close the portals until they have the pole stable. Would teal be able to play limbo?"

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*yes... that is a thing he can do*

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Ill: " Funny, interesting, and Where are the Pizzaz!?
Is Teal trying to avoid killing people? Because he mentions many different ways he could kill someone, yet never does it...

It is intersting to watch a character with the ability to be everywhere, yet has nowhere to go! He could become rich if he decides to steal, or work for, money to buy a house.

Also, Tael is going to present himself to the cast of RWBY, right? I mean, he has to wait for the Plot to begin, and based on his personality, he will most likely screw over with everyone, ANYWHERE, just to kill time.
Thanks for the chapter!"

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Teal is giving them the ol razzle dazzle!

Who needs money when you can literally live in your own powers with your giant mutant 6-leeged dog that you are sure is a mix between rottweiler and... dragon... but also have the ability to just nonchalantly create things that *SHOULDN'T WORK*

Present himself, how? The "o hai mark" as he just appears beside them or the 'paint me like one of your French girls' way? Because the answer is yes to the first, and 'uhhhhhhh' to the second.

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Some Bot Maybe:

" Teal gonna be super saying sans
Predicted for chapter 999.53 when u finally give him inter-dimensional travel portalz
Also, if he uses grim essence to make grim, and Salem is kinda part grim after her little swim...
Teal's personal army of Salem's?
Predicted for chapter 999.54"

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Maybe not an ARMY of Salems, but maybe at least one pale grimm butler dude who is smart enough to talk... but barely.

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Cf96: " Quite the trouble magnet isn't he?"

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He has protagonist disease.

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Middernacht: "Love when jeff is replying in hand signs so fucking funny
Jan't wait for your update on monster gamer
I may have added too many ideas but you can pic and choose not to answer some *scratches head*
any way i thought this was about portal only but apparently i friend said it was on rwby as well so I love this fanfic already.

I have no ideas because character saitama op
maybe an omake of one of salems seer's put near the sun heh imagine her looking through like a screen when suddenly bright light blinds her heh lol."

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Monster Huntersman will be updating next week, so look out for that!

And I am fairly sure that I stated the only way Sean will EVER beat Salem is to pull a Kars' banishment on her ass n put her on the moon or something.

Annnyyway I will see you all in the future!