Don't Own Rwby, Only The Oc

'thought'

"Speech"

"Tvs, Radios, and Text via book or newspaper... when those are around..."

(Mid Chapter Authors Notes)

I blink as Ruby finishes her thirty fifth weapons tangent, this one being about how 'higher caliber weapons are great fun because you can use them for double jumps n stuff'.

She has already made Crescent Rose... it just hasn't been painted yet.

"Heeey, Teal! What should I paint my precious Cresent Rose?"

"Red and Black." I answer without a second of hesitation.

I blankly stare at her as she picks up the compact form with one hand and looks at it. "Hrrm... yeah that would fit my color scheme as well!"

"How are you even doing that?!" I whisper.

"Whazzit?" She asks as she turns her head to look at me.

"That's like one hundred pounds, right? HOW ARE YOU HOLDING IT WITH ONE HAND! You have like ZERO muscle mass!"

"I drink milk." She hums in a really proud tone.

"Does... aura give people superior strength?" I mutter under my breath. "Can I easily pick up over one hundred pounds now?"

"Maybe?" Ruby shrugs.

"Cresent Rose is made out of Steel, right?"

"Yep!"

"Ugh... you casual." I sigh.

"What else would it be made out of?"

I pull out an ingot of purplish metal.

"What is... that?"

"It is a mix of thirty percent Adamantine and seventy percent Mithril." I answer.

"Those... don't exist..."

"…"

Iron Maiden appears beside me and walks around a bit.

"Ah... Right... you're you."

You should have seen her the first time she saw Iron Maiden.

"How many bars of the stuff do you need?" I ask.

She gasps. "I don't want to take apart my baby!"

"Ruby, just make backup parts for it, let's say for example that one of the internal pieces break, you replace it with an adamantium one, you could eventually have an ENTIRE adamantium Cresent Rose and it will still be the same thing, you might just have to re-paint a few bits, which, I would like to add, Cresent Rose herself doesn't even HAVE a paint-job currently, but okay, keep your Steel" I grumble.

"Isn't adamantium known for being really tough to work with?" She asks. "So, wouldn't we need a furnace that uses burn dust to even bring it to a point where it will be mallable."

"Malleable."

"That's what I said!"

"Suuuure." I sigh and hand Ruby the ingot of magic metal. "Annnyway, you keep this, and use it to fix Cresent Rose when she gets damaged... or I mean... you could use it as a blunt weapon... that's also fun."

"Hmmmm..."

She swings it at the metal table.

*CLANG*

It creates a square indent about an inch deep in the park table.

"…" she is quiet for a few seconds.

"…"

"I wasn't even swinging it that hard..."

I let out a yawn and cover my mouth.

"Welp... I'm probably going to head out." I shrug.

"Yeah." She nods. "It is getting kind of late."

"Tell Yang I said 'hi'." I wave as walk through a portal, closing it behind me.

Said portal leading about 100 feet into the slightly treed area in this park.

Iron maiden plugs into a completely random electrical socket that is hidden in the stump of a tree.

A few seconds pass and a large metal bunker door opens up from the ground.

I yawn and walk inside, down the stairs, the door closing behind me, locking into place.

I open a wooden door after about 6 steps and walk into a fairly small room, basically I just buried a motorhome underground and had a 'bunker' entrance lead down to it.

Only three people know the location of the doorbell, those people being Yang, Ruby, and myself, and only I am able to actually open the door... or in some cases I just create a portal to the surface and allow them inside.

Iron maiden plugs into a large flat screen tv that I acquired through TOTALLY LEGAL means and starts flipping through channels at my mental command.

I snap my fingers once as a thought crosses my mind...

That's right! A SINGLE thought! Surprising, right?

'if bird-face one and two are capable of killing Ursa Minor... fairly easily... and they are worth maybe one-to-two giant nevermore... which is about 3600-7200 Creeps, what would a grimm made of about Three hundred THOUSAND Creeps be able to do? That is like... EIGHTY-FIVE GIANT NEVERMORE!'

'…'

I freeze as I realize the possibilities.

Then I instantly teleport out of the city limits.

"Come forth, my ULTIMATE creation!"

A surprisingly small portal appears in front of me.

A white hand grips the side of hit... a small... white... humanoid han-

'Que?'

A humanoid form, maybe five-foot seven flops out of the portal and faceplants in the dirt in front of me.

"…"

"Where... am I..." It mutters in a feminine voice as it rubs its temple

It has long silky white hair that goes down to its lower back, and skin paler than snow, it looks up to me and its black eyes blink, the only respite from the sea of darkness that is her eyes being the blood red pupils that seem to glow in the slightly shade of the canopy we are under.

"M-Master!" It exclaims as it goes from being faceplanted to a kneeling position.

I take this time to realize something...

She is completely nude...

"WHAT THE FUC-

The now clothed most likely abomination bows before me.

"What do you require of me, Master?"

"what..." I slowly blink.

She looks up to me. "You are my creator and thus my master, so what do you wish of me?"

"…"

"Do you have a name?" I ask after a short time.

"Tools do not require names, Master." She smiles. "However, if you wish, you can give me one."

I rub my temple. "You aren't a tool; you have human-like intelligence and deserve a name..."

I tap my chin. "How about... Lilith..."

She nods. "I like this name; I will use it with pride."

"Please stand up." I sigh.

She grins and hops to her feet instantly, the long red dress she has on fluttering at the sudden movement and her chest bouncing slightly.

'…'

'lewd thoughts OUTTA MY HOUSE!' The horrid thoughts going through my head are tossed out a mental window with the accompaniment of breaking glass.

A couple blood vessels in my eye explode.

"So, like... what now?" I ask. "Can you explain the 'master' thing for me... because I am a bit confused on that front."

"Oh!" She exclaims with a slight sweat-drop. "I am sorry, M'lord! Am I your first sentient creation?"

"The first that can speak..." I answer.

"Ah." She hums. "Well, it is fairly simple, Master, you gave me life, so I am to serve you!"

"I will do anything you ask." She smiles. "it is my job to protect you and make you stronger!"

"Anything?"

The sound of more broken glass is heard, this time out loud, and a small stream of blood drips from my ear.

I sigh and open a portal allowing a completely 'normal' beowolf to step through.

"See if you can command this." I yawn as I hop up into the air where I stand on a portal.

She walks over to the beowolf as it blankly stares at her.

She holds out a hand to it her eyes closed and a heavenly smile on her face.

"Shake."

*Chomp*

The beowolf had bitten her hand.

"…"

Her smile gets slightly more strained, her eyes refusing to open.

"…"

The head of the beowolf disappears as it is launched back into a tree, three circular holes appearing in its torso that leak grimm smoke as Lilith draws her fist back.

She looks back to me and shyly scratches the back of her head. "Sorry, master, it looks like I wasn't able to do it~"

I flinch as the event finally catches up to me... she had punched three holes in its torso in the blink of an eye... and also destroyed its head... without moving one of her arms.

"…"

I blink off my abject terror/fear/erec- ignore that last one and I am left with a single question.

"Do you think you could kill goliaths?"

"Hm?" She asks. "The big elephant things?"

"Yep."

"I mean, all you have to do is open a small portal near their weak spots and I can punch through it." She shrugs.

"…"

"HOLY SHIT!"

That day, a pack- pride- Hoard- Flock- One sec.

"Hey, Lilith, what do you call a pack of elephants?"

"A herd or a 'parade'." She answers.

"Ah."

And on this day, a parade of about ten elephants fucking DIED with minimal effort... though it was sort of death by ten thousand blows, but after I figured out I could technically 'boost' her punches with my bullshit momentum twice critical... it became a biiiit easier... and by that, I mean with a single punch she destroyed one of their brains- or whatever acts as it for a grimm- when she punched it through the eye.

'…'

I can make about five more Lilith now...

But would I want to?

'I'm going to say a hard "no" to that... the world isn't ready for that kind of torment.'

'but what can I do with all this essence?'

'Hmm Hmm Hmm..." I hum in thought.

'I could try and make the dragon balls, but they would defiantly cost more than the boosted gear- or would they?'

'one wish per year... can even be used to revive someone... vs something that boosts power up to Super-Saiyan level in seconds... doubling every 10 seconds... eventually reaching up to one thousand times strength after about ten boosts... then two thousand... four thousand... eight thousand... sixteen thousand...'

'yeesh...' I mentally sigh. 'what could I even make?'

'what powers could I possibly make with my ability?'

'kaioken?'

I feel a sudden draining sensation that leaves me with one goliath-worth of essence.

'what?'

A red orb enters my chest.

'…'

'I have a twice critical already! Why would I need kaioken?!'

I sigh and get up from the couch. "Iron maiden, Return." I call in a dead tone, watching as the small robot unplugs from the tv and walks over to me.

"Are you leaving, master?" Lilith asks from the kitchen table where she is carefully stacking cards into a tower.

"Yeah, I got a new power and I wanted to test it out." I yawn.

'hmm... I should also go visit Weiss sometime.'

Lilith salutes me. "Alright! I will hold down the fort!"

"thanks." I shrug as I wave, walking through a portal that appears ahead of me.

I take a deep breath and pull out my scroll and shift to the 'aura monitor' app.

"Let's try this out..."

"Kaioken."

A bright red aura explodes around me as I watch my aura take a hit then slowly start ticking down, the first 'spark' of kaioken brought it down by ten percent, now it seems to be draining by about five percent every three or four seconds.

'fascinating... it is using aura in place of my lack of Ki...'

I allow the boost to dissipate after about five more seconds, leaving me at about seventy Aura, then it takes about twenty percent away and I feel a light tickling sensation, leaving me at fifty aura even.

'it also disables the drawback of Kaioken while I have aura... I assume it would actually hurt me if I did it with no aura.'

'hmmm...'

I hum as I watch my aura slowly start regenerating. 'what about this?'

"Kaioken"

"Boost"

The first 10% is taken out normally, but because of my 'influx' of energy, my aura is ticking down at a MUCH faster pace, about five percent every two seconds instead of the normal five every four.

'doubles the strain but also the boost... bringing me up from times one-point-five to times three.'

I drop the kaioken and watch as my aura takes another punch, this time bringing me to zero and causing my body to sting A LOT.'

'okey dokey, not ready for it without aura... owowow'

The pain goes from a four out of ten on the 'so annoying I couldn't sleep if I felt this constantly' scale to a one out of ten, causing me to let out a sigh of relief, going from needle pricks as if I slept on my arm- but to my whole body, to a nice slightly sore if I move a certain way pain.

'more experimentation is to be had in the future...'

I just shrug and walk into a portal, teleporting myself back home.

Alright, after quite a bit of experimentation, I figured out some rules, some of these I have already gone over, but it might be wise just to place them all in a list.

I pull out a small notebook

1: Kaioken x1 is actually just a times 1.5 multiplier to strength speed and senses instead of x2 like you would think.

2: The rules around the cost for kaioken seems to be the number called out x10 for 'activating' it, then double that when you want to end it, along with a constant drain throughout the use, there are some inconsistencies, however, which will be detailed in the next rule.

3: Kaioken x1 + boost is actually a CHEAP tactic! Like, if I go x1 and then boost, I only lose 10% of my aura at the start instead of 30% like I would for a kaioken x3... and if I dissipate my 'boost' BEFORE I get to a low amount of energy, I only lose 20% of my aura instead of the 40% I would lose if I kept my boost active throughout the 'ending process' allowing me to 'cheese the system' slightly with my sacred gear. Sadly, 'boost' does not grant me enhanced senses like kaioken does, it only doubles my fighting power, meaning that I am stuck with senses that are only 1 and ½ as good as a normal person instead of 3 times... sad, right?

4: *Kaioken times 5 or higher will most likely fucking kill me currently*

A bit of a side note on rule four: I haven't even tried to go past kaioken times three...

5: Surprisingly kaioken x1 is actually costing less to activate and manage, I don't know if my aura is getting bigger, or I am getting better at using kaioken, but something strange is happening, at the start, it was 10% to activate, then a 'cost to maintain' of about 1.25% per second and 'drawback cost' of 20%, now the activation has decreased to 8%, the maintaining price has decreased to 1% exactly, and the 'drawback cost' has decreased to 16% which, I guess is kind of reasonable, but meh... it also affects my boost technique as well... which is kind of surprising, the 'maintain cost' has been decreased from 2.5% every second, to 2% every second... if this keeps up, could it be possible for me to 'master' kaioken like how Goku and Gohan mastered Super Saiyan? Strangely, Kaioken x2 and x3 still cost the same as before, so I guess it is either that my aura capacity increase was just the right amount to affect only the kaioken x1, or my 'mastery' theory might have some merit.

It has been about a week since I got this power, and I train with it as often as I can, I am currently sitting in the cargo bay of a bullhead as I decided to visit Weiss once more, and I have just made a fucking BREAKTHROUGH!

I pull out a pen.

6: KAIOKEN CAN HAVE DECIMAL POINTS! HOLY SHIT THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING! I currently have what is known as 'kaioken 0.1' on now and it is absolutely AWESOME, it isn't powerful enough to actually create an aura around me sadly, but it does give me a light red outline when it is in use which is fairly badass! Franky, it changes quite a bit... its main 'start up' cost is LESS than 1%! And its cost to maintain is like 0.1 every second... which I mean... is quite a bit when put into context of keeping it active at all times, but with my passive aura regeneration I can keep this up for over TWENTY minutes with no problem at all! Why didn't Goku try something like this in the first pla-

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…

He can barely count to one hundred... trying to think of decimals would explode his brain most likely...

*Sigh* there goes quite a bit of respect for one of my heroes...

I look away from my notebook and slide the pencil down the spine of the book, then close it.

'that's just kind of depressing...'

I look down at my lightly glowing hand where I open and close it a few times.

'now, you all might be thinking, "what the actual hell does this change?! If kaioken times one only grants you a times one-point-five bonus kaioken zero-point-one must not ever matter at all!" And you would be right... in a sense... but kaioken point one grants me an increase of about one-twentieth... now, that doesn't seem like much, but with the application of my twice critical, it becomes one-tenth, and that actually changes just a bit... and also just being able to think just that little bit faster helps more than you know.'

I let out a long yawn.

'how close am I to the city now?'

I look through a small portal to see a city quite a few miles away.

'Eh... I can make that jump!'

I hop into a portal that I make appear on the floor and land in Atlas' 'upper' district and by 'upper' I mean, the flying part... then I instantly fall into the upside down to regain energy for a warp to the Schnee manor.

"Might as well train a little bit." I sigh as I walk over to a table and slip a bracelet on, then turn a dial on the top of it.

I fall to my knees at the sudden increase of gravity.

'aura defiantly helps... but I think five times might be a bit much... if I was a 'normal' human that probably would have killed me...'

"Let's get this over with." I sigh as I push off the floor and into a standing position.

"Hrg-" I grunt as I almost fall flat on my ass.

I let out a sharp breath of air and take a step forward.

'I should keep this on at all times if I really want to see some increases to abilities.'

"fuck it, let's turn up the heat!" I exclaim. "Kaioken times Zero-Point-Two!"

The dim red outline surrounding me brightens a bit, causing me to smirk and take another step forward.

'this might take a little tiiime~'

Hiya! Im posting this early so I can go to bed and read all this when I wake up tomorrow~ see ya!

Guest reviews:

RubyxTeal: "Are you going to let Teal go to the DxD unverise when he's able to? Since you letting him make a lot of sacred gears. I can just picture Azazel frothing from the mouth seeing Teal make sacred gears like that. If not canon how about a omake?"

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More than likely...

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Cf96: " If teal actually gave ruby a sacred gear that lets her make weapons he'd never get a moment of peace again lol"

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*Teal's depressed sigh*

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Guest 001: "can you make one chapter of this series entirely rhymed ?"

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Haha! *NO*

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D.O.F: " *incoming transmission from the moon*
i lived bitch

Now, I must thank you for the reassurance of Cardin being bullied in the upcoming chapters. I will now proceed to ask you to make Teal assist a certain Faunus in making him their "Female Dog". I am Going to leave you to figure out who that may be, so don't expect me to tell you. God knows if I were to reveal my greatest sin in this world; if that were to happen, let's just say it will make you want to quit on this altogether. Also, I look forward to reading another of your crack-filled chapters and I thank you again for the mentions in them.

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Easy solution... just need to call the dark god to blow up the other half of the moon...

Uhhh... thanks?

Maybe one more chapter of this, next week, then I will move on to another thing.