Don't Own Rwby, Only The Oc
'thought'
"Speech"
"Tvs, Radios, and Text via book or newspaper... when those are around..."
(Mid Chapter Authors Notes)
I watch as Ruby nonchalantly yeets an ENTIRE dude throughout the window from my place at a bench across the street.
She turns around and looks back inside and twirls her scythe, sticking the end in the asphalt as she clicks her headphones, turning off 'This will be the day'.
'that's my cue~'
I hop up and menacingly walk towards the other side of the street, stopping beside Ruby.
"Oh, hey Rubes, how have you been?" I ask, smirking slightly as the hilt of a large great sword sprouts from the ground.
"Hey, Teal." She hums acknowledging me without taking her eyes off the 'enemy'. "Are we going to beat them up?"
"You know it." I answer.
"Okaaay..." The mascara wearing criminal slowly draws out, looking over to his three hired thugs. "Get them..."
The three remaining bois in black look to each other and run out the door and towards us.
I grip the hilt of the great sword and pull it out of the asphalt with one hand, revealing just how deep it was in the ground, about three feet worth.
The first lunges at Ruby but she leaps over the swing and implants her boots into his cheek.
"Guh-" he grunts as he is sent flying away.
She does a flip and lands on her feet, Cresent Rose held behind her.
I lazily swing my great sword towards guy number 2 as he brings his own strange red curved blade to parry, but the strength behind my blow knocks the sword from his hand and I finish him off with a punch to the stomach that launches him through the broken window of the store in front of us, where he lands roughly in front of Roman.
The final guy tries to strike me from behind but Ruby shoots a bullet and spins around, sending the blunt end of her scythe into the stomach of the grunt as Iron Maiden's arm briefly appears from by back and punches him in the cheek.
He flies into a pole and causes it to bend around his torso.
"Holy shit he is fucking DEAD!" I exclaim as the light post folds over its own weight and smashes the bulbs into the sidewalk.
Roman walks out of the store and straightens his hat. "You were worth every cent, truly, you were."
He puts out his cigar by pressing the end of his cane on it. "Well, Red, Blue, I think we can all say it has been an eventful evening~ and as much as I would love to stick around, I'm afraid This *Thoomp* is where we part ways."
He points his cane at us and the end pops up into a reticle.
He pulls the trigger and sends a dust blast towards us, causing Ruby to leap up into the air with the recoil of Cresent Rose
I raise one of my eyebrows as iron maiden swats it out of the way where it lands safely about ten feet down the street.
Ruby lands beside me as Roman Torchwick vanishes from view.
She looks to the shop keep after briefly surveying her surroundings, locating roman climbing a ladder. "You okay if we go after him?"
"Uhuh." Grunts the old man who owns literally every store on remnant.
Ruby runs over to the wall and shoots the ground with Crescent Rose, using the recoil to leap up over the edge.
I just shrug and walk through a portal, appearing on the roof of the building.
"Hey!" Ruby shouts at Roman.
"Persistent." He grumbles.
A bullhead floats up from behind the building and shines a bright light on us.
"End of the line you two!" He shouts as he climbs up into the bullhead and pulls out a red dust crystal.
He tosses it at us- but it suddenly gets eaten by a portal and a light 'tink' sound is heard from behind Roman.
"…"
He looks behind him to see the same red dust crystal just sitting on the floor of the bullhead.
"…"
He fully turns his body so his back his facing us.
He shoots behind himself suddenly, aiming for me.
I fling my weapon, causing it to collide with the bullet and explode mid-air.
"Huh... well shit..." Roman mutters.
The bullhead is wracked with purple explosions as someone else lands on the roof of the building.
"Shit! We've got a huntress." He calls out as he scurries into the cockpit.
The blond-haired woman walks up to us and raises her weapon to the sky- said weapon being a riding crop for some reason- and summons a storm after shooting a purple bolt above it.
Ice spikes start to pepper the roof of the bullhead as a woman with glass high heels walks out from the cockpit.
She shoots a fire ball which riding crop lady deflects sending bits of magma around her that stick to the roof of this building, then, some sort of fire eye thing appears below her and explodes upwards, but riding crop lady does a back handspring to avoid it.
Then she collects all the broken shards into a massive spear and starts to spin it.
'rwby has changed a lot since volume 1... where the fuck did all these glyphs go?'
She launches the spear of building materials at the bullhead, which Cinder destroys with three well placed laser beams, only for it to reform, the bullhead tilting to deflect the blow off its roof.
*Slrrrrp*
The dramatic tension is immediately ruined as I loudly sip on a juice box causing everyone present to look at me and I stare blankly into glowey eyes girl's eyes. *Cough Cough* Cinder *Cough Cough*
Cinder narrows her eyes from behind the 'perfect shadow' as I smirk.
*Smack*
I open a portal and pimp slap her with the back of my hand, only to immediately shut it afterwards.
"…"
Cinder cups her cheek and glares furiously at me, Ruby looking on in astonishment and Glynda just looking confused.
Then I flip Cinder off and vaporize the already destroyed tension.
*Slrrrp*
Cinder's right eyebrow twitches as she raises her other hand.
She launches a laser beam at me but I just open a portal and send it back to her, which forces her to launch a second laser to cancel it out.
I see that she frowns only to widen her eyes and clap in front of her- stopping a blade that was traveling at IMENSE speed about an inch from her neck.
'meh... thought that would work.' I shrug as I toss the handle of said sword behind me and wink at Cinder.
She blocks the several bullets Ruby shoots at her without taking her eyes off me, then snaps her fingers, creating several eye shaped fire portal things below Ruby and Glynda, Glynda using her semblance to knock Ruby out of the way, then she flips out of the radius.
I hop up into the air about ten or so feet and stand on a portal that leads to the floor of the upside down, shaping the portal so it creeps up behind me and slowly transforms into a writhing rip in reality that looks like a load of tentacles made of darkness and red eyes.
Iron maiden's entire Act 2 body appears behind me, its arms raised and holding several knives between its fingers as I nonchalantly toss the empty juice box to the side.
I smirk viscously as Cinder's eyes widen slightly.
I point dead ahead, causing iron maiden to unleash a barrage of thrown daggers towards her.
She lets out a pulse of fire that knocks the blades off course, sending them flipping end over end through the air.
'ah well.'
I mimic a hand held detonator with my hand and slam my thumb down on my index finger before the knives could get close to any buildings or the roads below.
*Click*
There is a sudden pulse of heat and force as ten large explosions appear throughout the surrounding air.
The bullhead takes that time to close the door and blast off into the night sky.
I sigh and hop down onto the building. 'ah well.'
"You're a huntress?!" Ruby exclaims as she looks to Glynda. "C-Can I have your autograph?"
'how did I even get here?!' I blink as I look around the dark interrogation room.
…
'shouting "scatter!" And then trying to leap off the roof probably didn't help...'
"I hope you realize that your actions tonight will not be taken lightly." Glynda states as she walks around the room. "You put yourself and others in great danger."
"They started it!" Ruby exclaims.
"if it were up to me, I would send you home with a pat on the back..." Glynda continues, pausing for a brief moment to allow Ruby to smile.
"And a slap on the wrist!" She slams her riding crop on the table, causing Ruby to flinch back and hold her hands to her chest.
"EEp-"
I don't even react to her slamming the riding crop an inch to the left of my folded hands, the main reason for that being Iron maiden would fucking DESTROY that riding crop if dared to even scrape the side of my hand.
"And you! Using explosives near an occupied building, what were you thinking?! What if you missed?!"
'oh, I'm suuure that the ice shard damage of the road below that bullhead will agree with you, hypocritic bitch.' I slowly blink at her.
She sighs. "Buut there is someone here who wants to meet you..."
Ozpin takes this time to walk into the room holding a plate of cookies in one hand, and a cup of what I assume to be coffee in his other hand. "Ruby Rose..."
"You... have silver eyes." He states after a few seconds.
"U-Uhm-" Ruby mutters.
"And you have brown, what's your fucking point?" I yawn earning a glare from Glynda.
"So!" He states ignoring my sassy reply. "Where did you two learn how to do this?"
Glynda shows a video of Ruby jetting around with the recoil of her gun scythe as a strapping, super-hot, badass blue haired teen disarms one of the grunts... I'm not biased or anything...
"S-Signal academy?" Ruby stutters.
"Experience." I answer
"Signal Academy taught you to use one of the most dangerous weapons ever designed?" Ozpin asks as he looks towards Ruby.
"W-Well, one teacher in particular." She mutters
"I see..." He blinks as he lays the plate of chocolate chip cookies in front of Ruby.
Ruby starts INHALING cookies at a rapid pace.
"It's just that I've seen only one other scythe wielder of that skill before, a dusty old crow." Ozpin continues.
"Mhm- Ds mh uncml" Ruby answers with her mouth full.
"…"
She quickly swallows and coughs. "Sorry- Annyway, that's my uncle, Qrow! He's a teacher at signal."
"I was complete garbage before he took me under his wing-" Ruby continues.
"Bird pun." I yawn.
Ruby looks over to me and sighs. "Yang has tainted you..."
I shrug with a blank face.
She turns her attention back to Ozpin "So now I am all 'Hyah! Haah! Hup!'."
She accompanies each noise with a karate chop.
'fucking second hand embarrassmeeeeent-'
"So I have noticed." Ozpin deadpans as he places his mug on the table and sits down. "So, what is an adorable girl like yourself doing at a school designed to train warriors?"
"The way you said that sounds pretty sketchy-"
"Well," Ruby hums, ignoring my input. "I want to be a huntress."
"You want to slay monsters?" Ozpin asks.
"Hells yeah." I grin.
"Yeah." Ruby nods. "I only have two more years of training at Signal and then I'm going to apply to beacon."
"You see, my sister is starting there this year, and she's trying to become a huntress and im trying to become a huntress because I want to help people, and our parents always taught us to help other so I though eh might as well make a career out of it- heheh I mean, the police are alright, but huntsmen and huntresses are just so much more romantic and exciting and cool and- Kyaaa! You know?"
'I want death...'
Glynda blinks at her.
"…" Ozpin doesn't say anything for a few seconds.
He turns to look at me. "And you, I can hardly find anything at all on you... all that I know is that you disappear and re-appear at random and have slain many powerful grimm."
"Mhm, sounds about right." I nod.
"…"
"…"
"…"
"Care to... divulge any information about yourself... at all?" Ozpin eventually asks after realizing that I wasn't going to continue after my brief statement.
"I do care..."
"…"
"…"
"Alright then-" Ozpin begins, accepting that I am not going to elaborate on my life.
"My name is Teal Indie, I am currently Fifteen and I am homeless, and my hobbies include- but aren't limited to- killing grimm, training, killing grimm, somehow managing to avoid catching 'the crazy' after spending easily a third of my life inside my own semblance- which is a horrible place with almost no light, and the walls are made of darkness and eyes- training, traveling the world, being antisocial, having the least amount of friends possible- that number is at a three by the way- and finally, Pissing off things that are much stronger than me just for fun..." I cut him off with a smirk.
Ozpin sharply inhales then exhales. "so, this is your personality..."
He sighs then looks back up. "Do you two know who I am?"
"Hard not to." "You are Professor Ozpin, you are the headmaster at beacon." Comes our replies (Just try to guess who said what motherfucker!)
"Hello" he nods.
"Nice to meet you." Ruby smiles.
"Shouldn't we have done this at the start?"
"You want to come to my school?" Ozpin asks.
"More than anything." Ruby grins.
"Eh not really, but I made a promise to meet someone there, so I guess I will just have to suck it up."
Ozpin looks to Glynda who grunts and rolls her eyes.
"Well, Okay." He smiles.
"YES!" Ruby exclaims as soon as we leave the police station.
She hug-tackles me to the pavement. "I CAN'T BELIEVE WE GET TO GO TO BEACON TWO ENTIRE YEARS EARLY!"
"My spine-" I grunt from the floor.
"THIS IS A DREAM COME TRUE!" She grins.
"Eck-"
"Please get off me." I whisper from the floor, as she is crushing my lungs.
"O-OH! Sorry." She exclaims as she leaps away from me.
"oowww." I groan as I sit up.
I let out a really long sigh before hopping up to my feet. "Alrighty then, I have about two weeks to get in some SUPER training, so I'm gonna go do that~"
"ALSO!" I exclaim.
I create a burning sphere of white fire.
"Touch this."
"w-what?"
"Touch it!"
"Why?!"
I hold it out to her. "Just freaking poke it damnit!"
She points at me. "SWEAR!"
I shove the ball of fire against the side of her hand where it sinks into her skin.
"EEP-" she flinches back and blinks several times. "That didn't hurt?"
"Congratulations! I gave you the ability to summon swords, figure out that shit on your own."
"SWEAR!" She points at me again, causing a short sword to fire from her fingertip and fly the short distance between us before bouncing off my aura.
"…"
"…"
"Bye!" I exclaim hopping into the upside down.
I find a note neatly folded on the table.
I look around to see that the upside down has increased MASSIVELY, where it used to be just a simple 20 by 10 by 30-ish it is now big enough to fit an ENTIRE MANSION in here.
"HOLY SHIT!"
"Greetings, Master." Lilith bounces up to me with the letter. "This was sent to you."
Dear Teal
Oh, Well, this is unexpected... it seems that your pocket dimension increased more than it was supposed to... huh... probably has something to do with your rigorous training or the fact that you are inserting multiple sacred gears and other powers into your body...
ANNNYWAY~
Your newest power is the ability to summon portals back through time! Sounds op, right? IT IS! It does have a downside though... you will fall into a coma that equals 1 day for every year a portal goes back in time! So, just under four minutes for a portal that goes back a day, and about 9 seconds for a portal that goes back for an hour!
See you again at the end of volume 3~
- Goddess-chan
"Fuck."
"Oh I can't believe my baby sister is going to beacon with me!" Yang exclaims as she brings Ruby into a hug. "This is the best day ever!"
*Slrrrp*
Oh yeah, I'm there too.
"please shtop-" Ruby whispers.
"But I'm so proud of youu!" Yang exclaims.
"R-Really sis, it was nothing, besides, I had Teal there to help me..." Ruby grumbles as she gestures towards me.
"Sup."
"It doesn't matter, you did incredible!" Yang smirks. "Everyone at beacon is going to think you are the bee's knees!"
"I don't want to be the 'bee's knees', okay? I don't want to be any kind of knees! I just want to be a normal girl with normal knees!" Ruby pouts as she crosses her arms over her chest.
"What wrong with you aren't you exited?!" Yang grins colossally.
"Of course, I am excited, it's just... I got moved ahead two years... I don't want people to think I'm special or anything."
"Teal got moved ahead two years technically, and he didn't even GO to signal!" Yang points to me. "And you are special."
*Slrrrp*
"Well, Teal could easily pass off for a god with his semblance, so sorry, but that example was bad." Ruby grumbles.
"I mean, she's right about my semblance." I add in. "But Yang is also right, you are special, Ruby, you have plot device eyes and an ability to make swords, and have a giant death scythe that you are so accurate with you could probably blow up a grape from a mile away!"
"The robbery was led by-" a tv draws our attention away from this touching moment, but I quickly tune it out.
"whelp." I yawn. "I'll see you two on the ground."
I fall through the floor.
Hey, i decided to release my weekly chapter early! wow, lolimsorandom (this is a cry for help, i can't keep a cohesive upload schedule...) so dont really expect anything to be posted on Wednesday~
Guest Reviews:
Cf96: "I wonder if ruby will realize she basically just went on a date with teal"
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not until really far in the future, but as in a 'Well, i actually went on a DATE with teal' sort of way when she is battling for dominance over who should be Teal's girlfriend.
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VLF: "My crack addiction has been satisfied now."
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Might as well call me the 'Crack Dealer' because i cant make a serious plot even if i tried!
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Guest 001: "14million words on a story that only has 'natsu' typed in? well... i know what im reading this summer!"
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It's a good read, you would like it!
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GoTeam: "Wait there's rule against Omkae and Responding to review. That's dumb. What's so wrong about that. Also what kind of dumbass would report and issue like that for no reason."
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a guest apparently, but here is the actual 'Wording' of the rules.
Entries not allowed:
Non-stories: lists, bloopers, polls, previews, challenges, author notes, and etc. (This means entire 'entries' so like if i just posted after every chapter an entire chapter of Author's notes) One or two liners. (Understandable... you dont want a load of stories clogging up your servers that are only 12-24 words.) MST: comments inserted in between the flow of a copied story. (This means that most of those 'Cast React To' stories are kind of illegal, though there are some exeptions Stories with non-historical and non-fictional characters: actors, musicians, and etc. (This one is just sort of retarded... but i get why they have it) Any form of interactive entry: choose your adventure, second person/you based, Q&As, and etc. (This is why i posted that one Qna as a LARGE omake back in the original Remnant Gamer) Chat/script format and keyboard dialogue based entries. (this one is sort of 50-50 for me, like i get how it would be annoying to read a bunch of code n stuff, but i think this applies to the same 'no entire chapter' rule as the non-stories thing, and some people can make this really flow well with a chapter, like if it is a hacking thing, or a group chat.)
and besides, who actually FOLLOWS these rules anyway? this site would lose SO MANY good authors if it actually strictly followed the rules, Coeur Al'Aran? BANNED he has short author notes in his chapters, makoto x chelia? (a Dxd writer who has several stories over 100k words) BANNED also uses Author notes and replies to reviews in said author notes.
you see my point here?
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RubyXTeal:"Now take that D.O.F the chance of RubyxTeal pairing is 2/4 or 1/2 chances to your 1/4 chance of LilithxTeal"
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i mean, both are sort of 2/4, so i mean... coolbeans.
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See you all later~