Don't Own Rwby, Only The Oc

'thought'

"Speech"

"Tvs, Radios, and Text via book or newspaper... when those are around..."

(Mid Chapter Authors Notes)

*BOOOOM*

I blink several times as I casually sit on a bench, taking a LOOOONG sip of a soda. 'wh- oh... I guess Ruby found Weiss~'

I get up and stretch, walking in the general-ish direction of the explosion.

"Aren't you a little young to be attending beacon?!" Weiss asks.

"W-Well, I-I" Ruby stutters.

'I'm staying out of this...'

"This isn't your ordinary combat school, you know, it's not just sparring and practice, we're here to fight monsters, so watch where you are going!"

'I don't get how fighting monsters has anything to do with her bumping into you, but okay...'

"Hey, I said I was sorry princess." Ruby frowns.

'holy shit, a word with that much venom from RUBY?! she might as well be calling her a bitch... damn... I didn't expect Ruby to get this worked up.'

Somebody walks past me, causing me to do a double take and sidestep into a portal. "It's heiress, actually."

"Weiss Schnee, Heiress to the Schnee Dust Company, one of the largest producers of energy propellant in the world." The black haired girl continues.

"Finally, some recognition!" Weiss exclaims while looking pointedly towards Ruby.

I appear to the side, just out of their peripheral.

"The same company infamous for its controversial labor forces, and questionable business partners." Black haired girl continues.

"Wh- How dare- The nerv-"

Ruby quietly giggles off to the side.

"UGH." Weiss scoffs and walks away.

"I promise I will make this up to youuu!" Ruby calls after Weiss.

She sighs and looks at the ground. "I guess I am not the only one having a rough first day..."

"So, what's-" she turns towards Blake but she has already walked away.

"Darn Yang and Teal... Abandoning me..." She mutters as she falls onto her knees.

"Welcome to Beacon~" she humorlessly mumbles as she lays down, and looks upwards, only to see me and a random blond dude.

I tilt my head as I look down at her, causing her to flinch, then I look to my left to see a blond boy with a white chest plate standing beside me, then I look back down to Ruby.

I open a portal below her.

"AAA-"

She falls through several portals until she is re-arranged to a standing position, then I make her land on her feet with her arms crossed... now with the added bonus of a sombrero.

"YOU JERK!" She pouts as she swats off the hat at astounding speeds. "you know I don't like it when you send me through twelve dimensions, Teal."

'side note, I don't actually yeet her through dimensions... I just re-orientate her and put a hat on her head... a different one each time I have to do it! Last time was one of those large newsboy caps.'

"So, who are you, blond dude?" I ask as I turn back to my left.

"Aren't you the guy who threw up on the ship?" Ruby asks.

I let out a small snort and walk forwards with my arms behind my head in a relaxed manner, blond dude and Ruby following shortly after.

"All I am saying, is that motion sickness is a much more common problem than people let on." Jaune finishes a long rant about motion sickness while Ruby and I just quietly listen.

"Look, I'm sorry, but Vomit boy was the first thing that came to mind..." Ruby apologizes.

"Oh yeah? What if I called you crater face?" Jaune asks.

"Oi... the only one who is going to call the crater face, 'crater face' is me." I smirk.

"TEAAAL it was an accident." Ruby pouts.

"I mean, wasn't your fault, white haired girl was just shaking around a cracked dust bottle in your face, so I would place it seventy-five percent her fault, twenty five percent yours..." I yawn. "Also, blond dude we have been walking for about five minutes and you still haven't told us your name."

"Well, the name's Jaune Arc, short, sweet, rolls off the tongue, ladies love it!"

"No, they don't." I deadpan.

"T-They will!" He exclaims, "At least, I hope they will, I mean my mom always said- eh... nevermind..."

Ruby chuckles lightly.

"Soooo, I got this thing~" Ruby Segues into talking about weapons as she brings out Crescent Rose and stabs the tip of the scythe into the floor.

"W-WOAH!" Jaune leaps back, the blade of the scythe narrowly missing his foot.

"First things first, Rubes, tell him your damn name before you start talking about weapons and Two, please watch where you swing said death machine, I don't think Ozpin likes having holes punched in the sidewalks... or into applicant's feet..."

"S-Sorry." She rubs the back of her head. "My name is Ruby Rose, and this is my Bestie, Teal!"

She dramatically points to me. "He has the power to kill gods!"

"I mean, if you give me enough time and enough grimm." I shrug.

"Is that a S-Scythe?" Jaune asks as he re-focuses on the black and red- probably well over two hundred pounds- weapon, possibly not hearing the 'power to kill gods' statement after fearing for his toes.

"It's also a customizable, high impact, Sniper Rifle." Ruby smirks as she nonchalantly picks it up.

"A wha?" Jaune asks.

"It's also a gun." I add in as Ruby opens and closes the chamber, making a satisfying 'Clic-Click'

"Oh." Jaune blinks. "That's cool!"

"So, what do you got?" Ruby asks.

"uh- I got this sword." Jaune begins as he unsheathes his sword.

"Oooh." Ruby hums.

"Yeah, I got a shield, too." Jaune continues as his sheath expands out into a shield.

"So, what do they do?" Ruby asks as she taps the shield, causing Jaune to lose grip of it and quickly fumble around with it, only for it to hit the ground where he picks it up and quickly re-attaches it to his arm.

"T-The shield gets smaller... so, when I get tired of carrying it, I can just... put it away..." He clips the shield, now in sheath form back to his belt.

"But... wouldn't it weigh the same?" Ruby asks.

"It does..." Jaune sighs.

"it frees up his hand, Ruby... and you are one to talk miss 'my weapon is over seven hundred pounds yet I can swing it around like a stick', you could probably murder a man by just flinging the folded form of it at someone." I scoff.

"ooooh." Ruby slowly nods at my first point, then pouts at my second.

She looks back to Cresent Rose and giggles slightly. "Well, heheh, I am kind of a dork when it comes to weapons..."

"Just weapons?" I ask, only for her to ignore me and continue on with her earlier statement.

"Sooo, I might have gone a little overboard in designing it..."

"Whaaat?" I ask, totally not sarcastically. "Noooo, it should be able to transform into a sword and minigun, Ruby, you clearly forgot to carry the one when creating those blueprints."

"Nobody appreciates your sarcasm, Teal." Ruby pouts.

"I personally find it quite amusing." I shrug.

"Wait, you MADE that?" Jaune asks.

"Of course!" Ruby nods, "All students at signal make their own weapons... didn't you make yours?"

"it's a hand-me-down." Jaune frowns, "My great great grandfather used it to fight in the war..."

"Sounds more like a family heirloom to me~" Ruby hums trying to crack a joke. "Well, I like it! Not many people have an appreciation for the classics these days!"

"Yeah... the classics." Jaune nods.

"You mean rocks tied to spears?"

"Shush, Teal." Ruby sighs.

Jaune turns to me. "So, what is your weapon?"

I simply hold up a fist.

"…"

"You kill grimm... with your b-bare hands?!"

"Yep..." I nod.

"…"

Ruby turns back to Jaune. "So, I saw you were about to help me before Teal stepped in, why?"

"Eh, why not." Jaune shrugs. "My mom always said that strangers are just friends you haven't met yet..."

"Hm." Ruby hums. "Hey, where are we going?"

"I dunno." Jaune shrugs again. "I was following you two."

They both slowly turn towards me.

"…"

"…"

"What?" I ask.

"D-Do you think there might be a directory?" Jaune asks as he turns to look at Ruby. "… maybe a food court?"

Ruby Snorts.

"Maybe some sort of recognizable landmark?" Jaune continues.

"Pfft-"

"Is that a no?" Jaune asks.

"That's a no." Ruby nods.

"Crap." Jaune sighs.

"I know the way." I yawn. "Follow me, I know a shortcut."

I turn around and start walking the way we came.

"Wh-" Jaune begins. "Why are we walking the way we came?"

As we walk under an arch we are suddenly under another arch which leads up to a large outdoor... stadium? With walls, but a half-assed job at a ceiling and several chairs surrounding a stage in the center of the room... and by half assed, i mean it literally only has four arches going to a point... no other roof in sight... though i suppose it could just be a dust barrier or one of those outwards folding ones like on stadiums.

"Ruby, Teal! Over here! I saved you two a spot!" Yang calls out to us.

I nonchalantly pull my hood up.

"uh- hey, I gotta go," Ruby says to Jaune as I am already walking away. "See you after the ceremony!"

"Hey wait-" Jaune begins, but Ruby is already long gone. "Ugh, so now where am I going to find another nice quirky girl to talk to..."

"Look behind you dipshit." I call over my shoulder.

"SWEAR!"

Jaune looks behind him, somehow missing Pyrrha.

'oooof course he does...'

"How's your first day going little sister?" Yang asks.

"You mean since you ditched me and I EXPLODED?!" Ruby asks.

"Technically, this isn't the first day... we haven't passed initiation yet..." I add in.

"Yikes, Meltdown already?" Yang asks.

"No, I literally exploded a hole in front of the school, and there was some fire, and I think some ice..." Ruby frowns.

"Are you being sarcaaastic?" Yang asks with a grin.

"Ugh! I wish!" Ruby sighs "I tripped over some crabby girl's luggage, and then she yelled at me..."

I nonchalantly turn Ruby's head around without turning around.

"And then I sneezed and-" she finally realizes who she is now looking at.

"EEP-"

"YOU!"

She leaps up into Yang's arms "Oh god! It is happening again!"

"You're lucky we weren't blown off the side of the cliff!" Wiess snarls.

"Oh my god... you really exploded..." Yang blinks with wide eyes.

"It was an accident!" Ruby exclaims as she gets down from Yang's arms.

Weiss shoves a 'Dust for dummies' pamphlet into Ruby's face.

"What's this?-"

"The Schnee Dust Company is not responsible for any injuries or damages while operating a Schnee Dust Company product, although not mandatory, the Schnee family highly recommends to read and familiarize themselves with this easy to follow guide for dust application and practice in the field." Weiss monotones.

"Uhmmm." Ruby looks from the pamphlet to Weiss' face.

"You really want to start making things up to me?" Weiss asks.

"Absolutely?" Ruby states, faltering towards the end, making the statement seem more like a question than an actual answer.

Weiss shoves the pamphlet into Ruby's hands. "Then read this and don't ever speak to me again."

"Look, uh..." Yang begins. "It sounds like you two just got off on the wrong foot..."

I suddenly snatch the booklet out of Ruby's hands and open it and point to a certain section called the 'Safety tips' without even looking at them, then I slowly run my finger under the very first tip as I point the booklet towards Weiss.

"Please." Weiss scoffs. "I have remembered every single one of thos-"

I swat the booklet at Weiss and point at the first tip again.

"How dare-" she stops as she narrows her eyes and skims the sentence.

"Do Not Shake The Products"

She lets out an angry snort and walks away without another word.

Yang and Ruby slowly blink. "What did you do?"

I hold up the booklet to them and run my finger under the first tip again.

"Do not... shake the products..." Ruby reads aloud. "Oh..."

"What?" Yang asks.

"She was kind of... shaking powdered dust..." Ruby states while pressing her fingers together.

I look slightly below that

"Do Not Sneeze On The Products."

"Well ill be damned..." I grunt.

"Swear!"

I point to the line I just read, causing Ruby to flinch back as she reads it.

Ozpin taps the microphone.

"I'll...keep this brief. You have traveled here today in search of knowledge, to hone your craft and acquire new skills. And when you have finished, you plan to dedicate your life to the protection of the people. But I look amongst you, and all I see is wasted energy, in need of purpose – direction. You assume knowledge will free you of this, but your time at this school will prove that knowledge can only carry you so far. It is up to you to take the first step." Ozpin walks offstage and Glinda takes over.

"You will gather in the ballroom tonight, Tomorrow, your initiation begins." She states while slowly looking over the room. "Be. Ready."

"You are dismissed."

"He seemed kind of... off..." Yang comments.

"Like he wasn't even there..." Ruby adds.

"what's going on with you?" I mutter to myself as i stare at the side of the two girl's heads. "What are you talking about?"

"Did you say something?" Ruby asks as she turns to me.

"Nah."

"Welp, I'm off to go play some games in my magic pocket mansion~"

I fall into the upside down, leaving Ruby and Yang behind.

"Welcome home, master!" Lilith exclaims now wearing a French maid outfit, Don't ask me where she got it... because even I don't know...

"Wh-"

"These clothes I found inside the laundry room fit wonderfully!"

"oh... I didn't know this place came with spare clothes..." I mutter as I look up to the large brick building in front of me.

I walk through the door into a grand foyer with two staircases on either side of the room curving inwards, up to a second floor, then through the gap in the middle, it leads to a dining room that has a large table in the center with a couple rooms leading off to the sides for a kitchen, and a living room, a workshop/garage, and just some other junk like a bathroom, the second floor has about seven bedrooms, each with their own bathroom, so there really isn't much up there.

I walk through the dining room and into the living room where I faceplant on the couch and snap my fingers, causing the lights to flicker on and causing a large flat screen tv to appear from the wall as the front of the wall slides down.

Two large speaker slowly slide out of the wall, one on either side of the Tv.

Lilith stands at the side of the couch. "Would you like some dinner, a bath, or maybe... me?"

"I should have never let you watch anime..." I sigh into the couch cushions.

"Wake me up at five-thirty if my alarm clock doesn't work... or I end up smashing it in a tired haze..." I yawn as fall through the couch cushions and onto a bed.

"No dinner?" Lilith asks through the portal.

"Nah, I had a large lunch." I call back up to her.

"Okay then." She salutes and walks away.

I close the portal and crawl under the blankets.

Here, have this, I have felt shitty all morning, so I might as well send this out so I can go back to sleep.

Guest Reviews:

claton fromMoga: "is iron maiden's act 3 killer queen or were the bomb knifes blade blacksmith"

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Blade blacksmith.

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GoTeam: " Thanks for the explanation and also i would of thought there will be more rule for the time portals.
Like rule 1:dont meet you past self. Rule 2:dont change what already happen. Rules like that. Finally I'm guessing he won't go back all the way in time when the gods still existed to meet them,since he probably in coma for years"

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No rule 1 is going to get fucking smited, how else would I do the 'Teal does a back flip and looks to the side to see several other versions of himself holding up numbers.' Joke.

And the thing with time travel, is that if Teal uses it, it has ALREADY happened, so lets say for instance that Teal in the FAR future decides to come back and save penny from death (Provided that this timeline's Teal doesn't save her) this timeline's Teal would see future Teal appear in the center of the battle field and save penny, now, that means present Teal (Going to start calling Present Teal 'Teal 1' and Future Teal 'Teal 2') is now obligated to go back in time at some point in the far future, making Teal 1 now Teal 2 for another separate Teal 1... and it might have already happened! You never know!

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Cf96: " I never noticed there was a bird pun there lol good eye"

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If Yang doesn't annoy the fuck out of Qrow with bird puns I stg.

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D.O.F.: " hey RubyXTeal; flameclawsxx confirms both ships are equal in chance
so come and fite me for ship dominance"

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FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

See you all in 3 weeks! Or in 1 if you are keeping up with 'Codex Of The Universe.'