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A/N: Avatar the Last Airbender is wholly owned by Nick.

How far will one person go to regain what they hold dearest?

(This was meant to be a one-shot but it's evolved.)

Chapter 11

Freaky Time

Aang was standing by the door of the reception hall wondering if he should head back down to the room he left his wife and ex-girlfriend. He was sure if they started to fight it out that their guests would definitely notice the commotion.

"Please be safe, my love," he said softly to himself, thinking of his new bride. Being that she was also the Chief of Police as well as a Master of earth and metal bending, added to his comfort.

But still, Katara was no pushover. The waterbender was a battle-hardened veteran of more than just one war. She even earned a nickname to go along with her exploits, the Banshee. It wasn't because of how vicious and effect her ice blade/water whip combo was, but rather the sound it made. The eerie howling struck fear into most, including him.

Aang braced himself for the worst but was hoping for the best. What he didn't expect to see is what he was seeing. The two women were walking arm-in-arm down the long corridor like the dearest of friends. They were talking and laughing as if the previous argument had never occurred.

Aang blinked his big gray eyes several times to make sure this wasn't a hallucination or vision from the Spirit World of some sort.

As the two women approached the Avatar with big grins on their faces, he could tell they weren't too steady on their feet. They were swaying noticeably and couldn't seem to hold a straight line. They also appeared to be utilizing each other as support, though neither seemed the better of the two.

Aang walked up to meet them, unsure as to how far they could make it given their current state."Have you two been drinking," he asked spying their flushed faces.

"Maybe, just a bit," Toph replied as she hiccuped. "Excuse me, that came out unexpectedly."

Suddenly, Katara started to laugh heartily, almost falling over. "Way to state the ob-ob-ob, you know, what I mean... loverboy! I'ms not shrunk, but I thinky Tophy maybe a bit, ah, tipsky. I never heard her ever apple… apollo... guys, for any of her nasty… ass… gross… thingies..." the waterbender slurred out.

"I do so apple-guys, Shitgar Queen! Yous just n'ver... paying any at'nshun to me," she replied in a suddenly weepy voice, weakly pointing towards herself and hiccuping several more time. "I don't… feel so good," she abruptly said followed by a series of wretches as the contents of her stomach hit the floor.

Again the waterbender began to laugh and pointed the finger at her companion until she hiccuped herself and added a snort after it. "N'ver could… hic, hold your booze, could ya Tophy," Katara declared as she quickly became pale and added to the smelly mess on the marble tiled floor. "Oopsy," she said, wiping away the spittle from the corner of her mouth.

Aang almost lost his it as well, having to look away. "Ew, this is so gross, you guys! What were you drinking? It smells horrible," he groaned trying to breathe through his mouth.

Toph took in a deep breath, "Uh, I'm feeling better now. Aang, can you get me some water?" she requested, her mind slightly sharper than before.

"Okay, but don't step into that mess you two made," he warned. I'll clean it up when I get back."

"No need, my mess, my cleanup, ugh, smells bad!" Toph declared as she tapped the floor with her foot, flipping the stones easily as not to send any chunks flying.

Aang was amazed that the floor looked as good as it did prior. But the acrid smell still hung in the air.

"I got this," Katara said with a sigh. "I helped make the mess. Be wrong for Toph to do all the work." The waterbender waved her hand through the air and tiny droplets formed, swirling into a fine mist that moved around them until the air smelled like a dewy spring morning. "Ah, that's better. Make sure to get me some water too," Katara instructed the Avatar.

"Wouldn't it be easier if we all just went into the reception?" he purposed pointing to the nearby double doors.

Both Toph and Katara shook their heads.

"Nope, Sweetness needs to talk to you. You know clear the air," Toph explained, still feeling a little woozy.

The waterbender unexpectedly burped loudly and long. Aang could see the family resemblance to her brother.

"Whoa, that was a stinky one! Wooo, it smells like you've been holding th-that one in all day, Sweetie," Toph laughed as she fanned at the air. "... and what was that sound? You sounded like a porcu-boar just now! Did that come out of your mouth or your big flabby arse?"

"Arse, what's an arse Tophy?" the waterbender inquired.

"Ass, I meant ass!" Toph begrudgingly corrected herself.

"Yes, my ass is big, but the guys never complain about that. As you know Tophy, a little cush to the tush makes a hubby happy," Katara exclaimed, winking Aang's way. "They love it when you can bounce the buns!"

Toph sensed her husband's reaction, unsure as to what he was seeing. "Well, I can garan… garan… uh, tell you, I have more than enough cush for Aang," Toph boldly declared, attempting to point in Aang's direction and missing the mark, however slightly. "I don't know whatcha mean by bouncing the buns, but if you can do it, so can I!"

The waterbender turned around and pushed out her rear end. "Feel that you little troll," she explained placing Toph's hand on her bottom. "I'll put that ass up against anybody's, including yours," Katara challenged as she shook her hips, causing her buttcheeks first to shake and then move independently. She felt a sense of satisfaction watching Aang's jaw drop open.

Toph gave it a good squeeze and then a hard slap that didn't phase the waterbender. "Yep, very nice, very nice indeed Sugar Queen, but that's nothing. I still don't think it beats this," she said turning her back to the waterbender and as Toph suddenly squatted. She slowly came back up, her buttocks gyrating in one direction to suddenly move in the opposite, without stopping before shaking it out and then showing how she could do the same as the waterbender, but clearly more defined. "How's that Sweetness, good enough for you?" the earthbender asked as she touted a smile.

Katara slapped Toph 's rear and then gave it a double hand grab. "Oh yeah, makes me want to take a bite out of it! That was awesomely impressive! I never... never knew that you had such nice glutes. I'm jealous!" she proclaimed with a heated sigh.

Aang stood and watched as the waterbender took her time feeling up his bride. Katara spotted the lust building in the young man's eyes.

"You like this type of thing don't you Aang?" she posed to him, giving Toph another firm swat.

The Avatar blushed brightly at being found out. "Uh, I wouldn't necessarily say like, as much as I was surprised by all this," he stated bogusly, looking away from them.

The waterbender continued her touching as Toph discovered she couldn't move out of reach. "Even I could tell that was a lie, just by looking at your stupid face," Katara laughed as she now pulled Toph closer, her hands laying on the earthbenders chest.

"Hey, my husband's face is not stupid," the new bride retorted, unable to break free from the surprise hold of the waterbender. It almost felt like her body was not listening to her.

"Does this turn you on Aang?" Katara asked again, flicking out her tongue. "She's got some ginormous big tits for being so short, doesn't she," Katara said as she began to fondle the earthbender's full breasts gruffly. "What are you feeding these things Toph!"

"You perverted Sugar Queen! Let go of me!" Toph yelled but couldn't stop herself from making weird and embarrassing noises as Katara took hold of her nipples, delicately rolling them between her fingers.

The waterbender now slowly licked the side of Toph's face, gazing alluringly over at Aang. "Oh, what a cute noise and even a more adorable face you made Toph," Katara teased, continuing to massage the massive mammaries.

"Stop sexually harassing my wife," Aang warned unable to look their way.

"Or what?" the waterbender questioned delivering another slathering lick to the hapless earthbender.

"I'll show you or what!" Toph snarled as she tried to break free, but her body wouldn't respond. "Stop bloodbending me, you witch! If you don't let me go, so help me, I'm going to give you a titty twister that'll turn your num-nums purple," she vowed.

Katara let out an orgasmic sigh as her entire body visibly shook at Toph's salacious comment. She also lost control of her bloodbending as the little earthbender spun out of her grasp. "Please Toph, turn them purple," she begged, holding her breast out towards the earthbender with both hands under them. "I've been so very… naughty!"

Aang was more shocked than turned on. "Eh, Katara, what are you doing and more importantly, what the monkey fuck are you saying to my wife!" he yelled.

Toph took the time to duck behind her husband. "She's always like this Aang," his wife told him. "That's right, you've never seen this side of Sugar Queen, have you," she stated, taking hold of his tunic. "She's always played like she was such a goody-goody sweet girl in front of all the guys. Take a good look now! From how heavy she's breathing, you may need a mop to clean up whatever she's dripping out! That's right Aang, your ex-girlfriend, well, she's a total freak! Guys aren't her only flavor."

"I say life is short, why limit ourselves," Katara interjected. "I find a cute, tasty girl just as satisfying as a man, well, some men."

Toph looked like she was about to throw up again. "Shut it. Sweetness! You're not right! Like when we went to finish our little wrestling match, I ended up fighting for my virtue and trying to keep my clothes on! You soaked me in water and kept putting your hands in places they… uh, just didn't belong! When you started to laugh and strip me, I knew something was seriously off about you, Sugar Queen! I had to run away and hide, underground! If… if I hadn't gotten away, I would have never been able to be a bride!"

Katara shrugged as she stood licking her fingertips with a smirk. "Ah, Toph, I was just trying to get in a little sister-ta-sister bonding time. I knew you were so sheltered that you never experienced the softer side. I was, eh, yeah, trying to expand your horizons!"

Toph laid her head upon her husband back. "You were just trying to expand your own… uh, freakiness is all!"

Katara smiled mischievously. "Oh Tophy, don't be like that. You're going to hurt my feelings. Didn't I tell you I would take good care of you? How many times did I offer to wash your back or hair, huh? Would I have offered if I didn't really care about you, sweetie? I even said, whatever I did to you, you could do to me!"

Toph shuddered as she recalled those sordid conversations. "Like I said then Sugar Queen, no thanks!"

Katara scowled as she rolled her blue eyes. "I can understand why would you wanted to be a bride, I want to be one too!" the waterbender said in a husky voice. "But you can have your sea prunes and eat them too!"

"I hate sea prunes! And if your crotch tastes like that, absolutely no thanks!" Toph replied, remaining hidden.

"Hey Toph, they say, once you get passed the taste, you've got it licked," Katara joked with a wink. "Hasn't Aang tasted you yet? He never minded tasting me."

"That's none of your business Katara, and this conversation is over. Toph knows everything we did, and I do mean everything!" Aang declared as he reached back and assuredly touched his wife's hand. "I don't know what you needed to talk to me about, but I think it can wait until we get back from our honeymoon!"

"Oh, how nice. Where are you two going?"

"Nowhere you need to know, Sweetness," Toph said rather meekly.

"Oh Toph, don't you know how much I love, love both of you! If you let Aang marry me, I'd be your wife too, not just his! Aang, the three of us would always be together, don't you want that?" Katara asked in a pleading voice.

Without hesitation, Aang pulled Toph around into a tight hug. "I only want her Katara, and no one else. I only see Toph in my future, and without her, there is none!"

The waterbender looked on the couple for a moment. "Toph, when you joined our group, I knew one day you would take him away from me, you two were too close from the start. Like there was some strange cosmic connection or something between you guys. How could a girl fight that? So I decided, if I can't beat ya, I'll join ya. But you weren't going to have any of that either. Too selfish to share, too narrow-minded to accept me. I guess that's my answer. Back then, you were just too cute to resist, just like now! You were so serious fighting over him, well, it just turned me on! I couldn't help myself."

Wait," Aang stated hearing the last comment. "Fighting over him? Who is him?" he asked turning towards his wife.

Katara began to cackle loudly. "Idiot, you didn't know that we were fighting over a guy? Think about back then; it was only you, me, her and Sokka."

Aang thought about the situation for a moment. "So you two were fighting over Sokka? But he's you're brother Katara, your blood sibling!" he pointed out with a look of unbelief.

Both Toph and Katara slapped their foreheads.

"Can he actually be this dense Toph?"

"Oh yeah. Definitely not the brightest crystal in the rock pile," the earthbender sighed as she shook her head. "But I still love him."