Lucy chapter 13
Vegeta awakens with a groan, gosh he feels like shit, his head is pounding, his stomach is in knots. He slowly opens his eyes, shielding them from the bright light pouring in through the window. He wants nothing more than to close his eyes again and sleep until this groggy nauseous feeling has passed, but his bladder has different ideas. He wiggles his toes and twitches his legs willing the bursting feeling to subside, all to no avail. With a heavy sigh, he swings his legs over the side of the bed his feet touch the cold hard floorboards and that is the moment he realises something is very wrong. Vegeta doesn't have cold wooden floorboards in his bedroom, he has thick lush carpet with under floor heating that makes it always feel toasty warm even in the middle of winter. This is not his bedroom, this is not his bed, and the duvet covered form snoring gently by his side is not his wife.
Fuck
He puts his head in his hand and moans again, what the hell happened last night, where is this place. He can't believe he was stupid enough to get so drunk he doesn't even know what went on, how embarrassing. He looks down sadly at his naked body, wait…. Naked? why is he naked?
He jumps up from the bed and tries to locate some clothing, anything would do, he finds nothing. Okay calm down, he tells himself, So, he slept naked beside Goku, it's not the end of the world, it doesn't mean anything. A thought hits him, it's a though he doesn't like very much.
He approaches the bed and roughly yanks the covers off Goku as he sleeps. Just as he feared, he is also naked.
"What? why? What's going on?" Goku sits up in a panic, sleep haze still clouding his vision, a baffled expression on his cute face. Vegeta can almost see the cogs turning in the younger Saiyan's head as he watches him take in his surroundings.
"Where are we Vegeta? and why are you naked?" he asks in a quiet and confused voice. Great he can't remember either. They have woken up stark naked, god knows where and neither of them have any idea what happened
"I have no clue where we are, I don't remember anything, and you are naked as well," Vegeta snaps desperately hunting for his pants but finding only ripped shreds of material, that make him feel even more worried about the events of last night.
"Vegeta, why am I naked, why are we both naked in this weird bedroom…together?" Goku asks a little too loudly obviously starting to panic as he tries in vain to recall last night. He jumps up from the bed and begins to pace the floor, rubbing his sweaty forehead.
He looks totally ridiculous walking up and down naked, huge dick bouncing with each stride, but Vegeta decides not to tell him this.
"Calm down fool, I'm sure there is a perfectly heterosexual explanation for this, there's no way we could have done anything…dodgy," Vegeta tries to reassure him
"Well it sure looks like we did. It looks exactly like we…." He trails off
"I don't care what it looks like. We didn't," Vegeta says firmly. But even as he speaks he doubts his own words. He has a creeping feeling in the pit of his stomach that this is exactly what it looks like. He has a vague dreamlike memory of Goku's lips brushing his own. His sharp nose can detect the faint aroma of sex in the air. Goku can smell it too.
"Why can't I remember anything from last night?" Goku mutters to himself running his fingers agitatedly through his matted, sweaty hair
"How should I know why you can't remember, maybe you're not trying hard enough," Vegeta snaps feeling frustrated
"I am trying hard, it's just not working, why don't you try to remember, you're supposed to be the smart one," Goku yells back.
"Yes, you're right, you are too dense to remember anything. Let me think," Vegeta falls silent for a moment, clearing his mind and focusing only on the little things he can remember from yesterday. He concentrates as hard as he can but still nothing comes back to him
"Fuck, Kakarot, it's really hard," he exclaims, throwing his arms up in defeat.
Goku suddenly gasps and covers his face with his hands, only his eyes are visible peeking out through his fingers
"What?" Vegeta demands
"Say that again," Goku whispers
"Say what again?" Vegeta yells exasperated
"What you just said, say it again," Goku tells him a little louder this time
"Fuck, Kakarot, it's really hard," Vegeta repeats with a scowl
"OHHHHHHHH," Goku cries, sitting back on the bed and pulling the sheet over his lap, a deep blush colouring his cheeks as images of last night flood his memory
"…...just tell me," Vegeta says flatly already knowing what Kakarot is going to say
"you said those same words last night, I remember it all now, you said that when I…. when I…I can't even say it. What are we gonna do Vegeta? we was supposed to be sensible"
Vegeta stars incredulously at Goku for a few moments, trying to fathom what he is saying. I mean he already knew as soon as he woke up naked next to the fool, he knew something had happened between them. But having it confirmed was just…. well it was just…stupid. He doesn't know what to think, what to do, or what to say
"I need to piss," he finally speaks, turning on his heel and striding into the dirty on suite bathroom and slamming the door behind him.
Lucy is already waiting in the bathroom for him. she is wearing a red puffball dress and a huge grin, she excitedly hops from foot to foot on here 8-inch black stilettoes with a shiny red sole
"Good morning Casanova," she squeals
"Shhh keep your girly squeaks to a minimum please, he will hear you, I don't want him to think I'm in here screeching like a god damned banshee," Vegeta rants. He walks to the toilet and starts pissing, not even fazed that Lucy is watching him, no point trying to keep his decency intact now.
"so, last night ay?" Lucy says wiggling her eyebrows and nudging Vegeta's shoulder, causing him to get pee on the cheap plastic toilet seat.
"stop jogging me. I'm sure nothing happened last night," Vegeta declares, trying his best to stay firmly in denial.
"Oh, it happened baby. It happened with a capital H.A.P.A.N.D" Lucy tells him with a smug smirk on her face
"That's not how you spell happened," Vegeta corrects her, shaking his dick and getting some of the thin one ply toilet paper to wipe up the drops of pee from the seat
"who cares how its spelt. You were amazing last night, I watched the whole thing, it were beautiful, like a ballet, only with dicks and butts and come…. like a butt ballet"
"shut up," Vegeta hisses, but Lucy ignores him of course
"and the noises, the noises were soooo hot, I bet you're a good singer init bubs?"
"Oh my god," Vegeta groans, closing his eyes and willing the world to just swallow him up whole "Please tell me I was on top at least, let me keep some of my dignity".
"Sure, you was, Hun," she confirms
"Oh, thank fuck for that" Vegeta sighs in releif
"The first time, anyway"
"Fuuuck, what is wrong with me? How could I let this happen? Wait….are you telling me that Kakarot's….thing fit inside me?"
"Yep, whole thing, all twelve inches, right up to the balls, ya was lovin it bubs. Can't ya feel it, the two of ya wasn't exactly gentle with each other, I'm surprised ya aint sore," She asks eyeing up his bare butt for any signs of damage
"No, we are Saiyans, we heal too fast for anything like that. he could have split me in half last night and I'd still be healed by this morning, come to think of it he probably did split me in half with what he is packing, and I can't believe I just said that. why can I still not remember anything? "
"Come here, I'll show you" Lucy says placing a hand softly on each of Vegeta's temples
"Close your eyes" she whispers. Vegeta does as she says and soon his mind is filled with erotic images from the night before. himself and Goku, falling into bed wrapped in each other's arms kissing passionately. Him ripping through Goku's t-shirt. Goku, pulling his hair. Him licking slowly and seductively up Goku's inner thigh. Goku screaming out his name. both of their muscles rippling with effort as they moved together, panting, moaning, biting, scratching in pure desire. Lucy was absolutely right, it was really hot.
"Stop I don't wanna see that," he says forcing himself to pull away from the beautiful scenes
"It's disgusting," he lies. In reality, he would love to watch some more of it but he knows if he hears Goku call his name one more time in that deep husky voice he is going to get a boner and Lucy would take the piss out of him forever if that happened.
"Ha-ha there's literally no point in lying to me Vegeta, I have a built-in lie detector. I know you find him hot," Lucy says with a smile
"I never used to," Vegeta answers, half confirming what Lucy said. He is about to speak again when he is interrupted
"Vegeta, you ok in there?" Goku called from outside the door
"Look, I'm sorry. I didn't mean for this to happen. Are you crying in there? You want I should go find some Nuttella?" Goku asks sounding genuinely concerned
"See you later, you better go and talk to him," Lucy whispers and vanishes in a red twinkle.
Vegeta yanks the door open and walks out
"Of course, I'm not crying, why would you even think that?" he snaps
"Oh, you know just coz you keep crying recently…um….so…. d'you wanna talk about last night?" Goku stutters.
"No, I don't wish to fucking talk about it, I wanna forget it ever happened, got it?" he yells
"No need to be like that Vegeta, it's not just my fault that this happened. It takes two to Fanta you know," Goku says crossing his arms.
"For god's sake, it's tango not Fanta. It takes two to tango, why does everyone around me have to be so goddamned thick?"
"It's still not my fault?" Goku repeats, pouting.
"Yes, Kakarot. It is your fault. You and all your to do lists, then flirting with me last night, dancing with me then luring me back to this cheap dirty hotel to perform a butt ballet with me,"
"Butt ballet?"
"Shut up, I wasn't finished ranting,"
"Sorry, you carry on,"
"well I've lost my flow now, and that's your fault too," Vegeta huffs and plonks himself heavily on the bed. He knows this is not just Goku's fault, he knows he is just as much to blame, but he just can't bring himself to admit that he chose to have sex with Goku, shit he probably even instigated it, with the way he has been feeling about the other Saiyan recently he wouldn't be at all surprised if it was he who seduced Goku, but he is just not ready to own up to that yet. He also knows that Goku will burden all the blame, even though he too knows it was just as much Vegeta's doing as his, he will allow Vegeta to pass the buck and curse his name, anything to make him feel better.
"Can you take me home? I don't wanna fly around with no clothes on like some dick swinging superman," Vegeta mutters
"Sure, I can," Goku answers smiling affectionately at his grumpy little friends back. He holds out his hand which Vegeta takes without looking up and Goku raises his fingers to his forehead. In a flash, they appear in Vegeta's bedroom, accompanied by the sound of Bulma screaming
"It's ok, its ok, it's just me," Vegeta assures his shaken wife
"Vegeta you scared me half to death. Goku how many times have I told you not to appear like that in front of me…." She slowly trails off noticing the men's attire, or lack off.
"Why are you both naked? and where were you last night? I waited up till gone midnight but you didn't come home,"
"We went danci, ow," Goku's sentence got cut short as Vegeta stamped heavily on his toe
"What Kakarot means is that we were sparing, all night, and our clothes got ruined….in the rain" Vegeta's lie was weak he knew his intelligent wife would see right through it
"Ok, so go and get your wet clothes from wherever you left them and I'll wash them for you," She challenged crossing her arms across her chest
"I can't do that because…" Vegeta trailed off unable to think of anything to say
"Someone stole them," Goku chirped in
"Yes," Vegeta agrees pointing at Goku then nodding fervently at his wife
"Somebody stole them, I mean what is the world coming to when a guy can't even leave his clothes unattended for a few moments without someone stealing them, it's a joke it really is," Vegeta shrugs.
Bulma studies the faces of her oldest friend and her husband for a minute before speaking
"I don't know what you two are up to, but I will find out. Now you," she points to Vegeta "go and put some clothes on before my mother sees you like that. and you," she points to Goku "Go home," she instructs. Both men do as they are told without a word.