A/N: Hey, online brother, I figured that you were busy, and don't worry, Sunrise wasn't being rude to Pinkie, she's just a bit stress because of them almost being attacked by King Sombra earlier. Yeah, when I wrote that scene, I forgot that Timon and Pumbaa had actually seen snow before. Anyway, I'm glad to have this to post since I was busy packing for my vacation tomorrow.
Disclaimer: The following is a series of stuff loosely based off My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dede42's fanfictions, Lion King 1 1/2 (3), Timon and Pumbaa's TV series, and many others and is made for fun related purposes. Though, in places, there will be the odd few amount of randomness, craziness, stuff not making sense, opinions on certain things like for example, how favorite characters like Pinkie Pie or Discord are treated in various seasons from the actual MLP show, and out of character behaviour. Especially from Timon or the Princesses or a few others. Please respect the fact that a fanfic written by me, RolePlayer48 and Dede42 together as teammates can be written any way we feel like it the same as how everyone else's fanfics are written exactly how THEY want them to be written, so please refrain from posting any negative or overly critical reviews. Remember, constructive criticism is not for everyone. It can easily hurt or offend people like Dede42 and myself. So please be considerate and think before you say anything in your review. And when you do say anything, try to be specific so we can understand what you mean right away so that we don't take it the wrong way the same as we unfortunately kept doing with Drew Luczynski's reviews. Trust me, we really regret everything we said about them now. And if you don't like what we write, it's never too soon to just stop reading, click a away and find something else to do. It's better than saying anything nasty. Also, we don't own MLP or Timon and Pumbaa or Robin Hood or whatnot. Though Dede42 does happen to own her OC she created who goes by the name of Sunrise Blossom. Read, review (nice reviews though kinda like RolePlayer48's) and enjoy!
Applejack Season: Deleted Scene 4: Confrontations and Help. (Or more specifically, SINGING about help while still in a adorably overly sleep-deprived state)
*...Do I REALLY need to explain anything that's been happening before this part? AJ messed up badly when helping her friends in her sleepy state and caused a stampede of BUNNIES to rampage through Ponyville. Not wildebeest. Not cows. BUNNIES! What more do I need to tell you here? Let's just drop in on Applejack once more already.*
Applejack: (kicking apples off of trees while on the verge of passing out...AGAIN!) Must...(kick)...keep...(kick)...buckin'...(yawns)...just a few...(kick)...more. (Yawns again) Must finish harvestin'...
Twilight and Sunrise: (stalking over to their friend) APPLEJACK APPLE!
Applejack: Wha-huh?! Who called me by mah full name? What's...oh no. Not you two again. (Yawns even more) How many times have ah already been and told ya'll about not needing no help from no...
Sunrise Blossom: AH, SHUT UP! (Proceeds to comically slap Applejack in the face for comedic purposes)
Applejack: OW! Di...did ya'll just slap me?
Sunrise Blossom: Yes and I'll do it again.
Applejack: Why?
Sunrise Blossom: Well...because I feel like it. (Slaps Applejack again)
Applejack: OW! What's the matter with you, Sunny?
Twilight Sparkle: Listen to me, Applejack. Your applebucking hasn't just been causing YOU problems.
Applejack: (tiredly confused) It hasn't?
Twilight Sparkle: It's also over-propelled Rainbow Dash, practically poisoned plenty of ponies...
Applejack: (even more tiredly confused) POISONED ponies? When did ah ever...(yawns)...do somethin' as mean as that? Was it those muffins ah helped Pinkie bake? But...ah thought for sure she said she wanted me to put in soda, sour lemons and earth worms...
Sunrise Blossom: NO, YOU FOOL! She said to put in BAKING soda, flour and wheat germs! DID YOU NOT CLEAN OUT YOUR OWN EARS IN THAT STATE?!
Applejack: (gets huffy again) Well...(yawning while still huffy)...how the hay was AH supposed to know ah couldn't hear nothin' properly with Pinkie Pie?
Twilight Sparkle: And thanks to your ''amazing'' hurdling skills with Fluttershy just now, you caused a stampede of brand new bouncing baby bunnies.
Timon: (pauses the scene yet again) Try saying that three times fast.
Pumbaa: (does just that) Brand new bouncing baby bunnies! Brand new bouncing baby bunnies! Brand new bouncing baby bunnies! How was that?
*Timon and Sunrise just look at him with their mouths agape impressed at Pumbaa saying that tongue twister THREE times FAST.*
Pumbaa: What?
Timon: How did you even MANAGE that?! I was telling the AUDIENCE to try saying it three times fast! Not you!
Pumbaa: Oh. Sorry.
Sunrise Blossom: I don't even know if I can say it that fast three times. Um...brand new bouncing baby bunnies! Bland noon bounty maybe monies! Bam moose flouncy...I CAN'T EVEN SAY IT TWO TIMES FAST!
(Has anyone actually TRIED saying ''brand new bouncing baby bunnies'' three times fast or MORE than three times fast? Try it yourself and see how difficult it might be. As for me, I daren't do it!)
Timon: If we're quite finished with these tongue twisters already, I would like to get on with the rest of what really happened here!
Sunrise and Pumbaa: Sorry, Timon.
Timon: Thank you. (Continues the scene)
Twilight Sparkle: I don't care WHAT you say OR how many times my sister and I keep constantly having to come back here!
Twilight and Sunrise: YOU! NEED! HELP!
Applejack: (manages to kick the last apples out of the tree she was kicking and into her basket) Ha! No, ah don't. Looky on over there, why don'tcha? (Points to the bare trees in the distant) Ah did it. Ah harvested the ENTIRE Sweet Apple Acres without ANY help whatsoever! How'd ya like them apples, huh?
Sunrise Blossom: (looks at those bare trees) Wow...I mean...wow. Gosh, Applejack. You sure proved Twiley and I wrong. I guess you really DID manage to do this all by yourself.
Twilight Sparkle: (also looks at those bare trees and sighs) As much as I'd hate to admit it, I guess you were right the whole time, AJ. Boy, were we ever wrong? (Goes back to her confronting mode) STILL, that doesn't excuse all the things that happened to all our friends earlier tod...
Applejack: (yawns) Ya know, Twi, as much as ah wanna listen to your scolding, Ah'll be heading off to beddy bye now for a well deserved sleep.
Twilight Sparkle: BUT IT'S STILL DAYTIME!
Applejack: Does that even matter to you right now? (Begins walking away until she finds Big Mac standing in front of her) Oh, hey, big brother. (Yawns) All rested up, ah see. How's the ribs?
Big Mac: Been better. Been worse too.
Applejack: So, what brings YOU there? Impressed at my ability to handle applebuck season by mahself?
Big Mac: Um, what about all THEM apples? (Points to the trees that are still loaded with apples)
Applejack: (does a double take and stares in horror) Wha-HUH?! THERE'S MORE?! W-w-where did all those apples...? Ah...ah only got HALF of harvestin' this extensive orchard finished?! (Begins getting all dizzy) NO! NOOOO! DOES NOT COMPUTE! DOES NOT COMPUTE! BRAIN OVERLOADING! MUST SHUT DOWN ALL SYSTEMS! (Does a perfect imitation of the Windows XP shutdown music and then faints) OOF!
Twilight Sparkle: (also stares at all the trees with apples still in them) Huh. Guess Sunny and I WERE right all along.
Sunrise Blossom: (stands over Applejack with a concerned look on her face) Applejack? You okay, cowgirl? We're sorry for yelling at you and telling you off about everything that's happened.
Twilight Sparkle: We are?
Sunrise Blossom: (begins crying and hugging the unconscious pony) I know you're in there, buddy! Please wake up! SPEAK to us!
Applejack: (slowly opens her eyes and perfectly imitates the Windows XP startup music) Huh? Wha...what happened? Twilight? Sunrise? Is that you? Wh...why am ah layin' on mah back?
Sunrise Blossom: (crying tears of joy) YOU'RE ALIVE! OH, THANK CELESTIA YOU'RE STILL ALIVE! We thought you were a goner!
Twilight Sparkle: Sunrise, she only just fainted. It's not like she died or anything.
Sunrise Blossom: Well, how would YOU feel if Celestia was knocked unconscious just because she fainted?
Twilight Sparkle: Don't you DARE bring Celestia into this!
Applejack: (confused at what's going on) Um, what's a happenin' here?
Twilight Sparkle: (sighs) Listen, Applejack. Sunrise and I are sorry for yelling at you a few minutes ago before you passed out...
Applejack: Ah passed out?
Twilight Sparkle: And we completely respect the Apple Family ways. You're always there to help anypony in need, so maybe you could put a little of your stubborn pride aside and allow your friends to help you?
Sunrise Blossom: (gives Applejack big puppy dog eyes) PLEASE?!
Applejack: (sighs) Okay, you two.
Twilight Sparkle: We will NOT be taking ''no'' for an answ-WHAT?!
Applejack: Yes, you two! Yes, PLEASE! HELP! AH NEED SOMEPONY! HELP! NOT JUST ANYPONY! HELP! YOU KNOW, AH NEED SOMEONE! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!
Twilight Sparkle: (relieved) Phew! Glad you've finally came to your sens...
Applejack: (still singing the Beatles' ''Help'' song and prancing all around the place) When ah was younger, so much younger than today, ah never needed anypony's help in any way!
Sunrise Blossom: (freaked out by this) Uhhhhh...okay then? That came out of nowhere.
Applejack: But now, those days are GONE and ah'm not so self assured!
Twilight Sparkle: I think we get the point already, AJ.
Applejack: Now ah find ah've changed mah mind and opened up the doors!
Sunrise Blossom: Applejack?
Applejack: HELP ME IF YA CAN! AH'M FEELIN' DOWN!
Twilight Sparkle: Applejack?
Applejack: AND AH DO APPRECIATE YA BEING ROUND!
Sunrise Blossom: You can stop now.
Applejack: HELP ME GET MAH HOOVES BACK ON THE GROUND!
Twilight and Sunrise: Applejack!
Applejack: WON'T YA PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE, PLEASE HELP M-(passes out on the ground and falls fast asleep snoring cutely again)
Twilight Sparkle: (chuckles) Sleep tight, my little pony.
A/N: I grew up with a lot of classics, including The Beatles, and I didn't know that Ringo was the narrator for Thomas the Tank Engine, thanks for letting me know that. I'm also not surprised that you would know The Beatles, Roleplayer48, and I figured one of their songs would show up eventually since they're all really popular. I will see you on Monday when I get back from my vacation. Bye for now! R&R everyone!
