A/N: Yup, it's time for another revised deleted scene for MLP Season 1! Onward!
Dragonshy: Deleted Scene 1: How The Dragon REALLY Got All Those Jewels! (AKA: Robin Hood Alternate Ending/Dragonshy Alternate Opening)
*Well, Boast Busters is over, Trixie's vanished into thin air leaving Timon, Pumbaa and Sunrise Blossom all by themselves again, and now Pumbaa's gone off to the snack bar to get some more popcorn, drinks and what a surprise, bugs! Obviously, Sunrise won't eat the bugs but...well, you get the idea.*
Sunrise Blossom: Hurry up, Pumbaa! The next episode is about to start!
Timon: Yeah, Pumbaa! We're meant to be watching this together!
Pumbaa: (returns with lots of popcorn, drinks and bugs in his...hooves) Don't worry, guys. Here I am. I've got the jumbo so we can all share.
Sunrise Blossom: (looks at one of the popcorn bags) Mmmm! More popcorn! Gimme! (Takes a bag and starts eating out of it instantly) Mmmm-mmmm! Good stuff! Say, are you sure the snack bar isn't slowly running out of popcorn due to how much you keep getting for us?
Pumbaa: Ah, that's okay. Those people behind the counter work at the popcorn factory, so they can always just make some more and bring it here. Hey, Timon. Look what else I found at the snack bar. (Shows him a plate of the bug stew from the episode "Never Everglades")
Timon: (gasps) Is that...?
Pumbaa: Yep. It's your favorite! Bug Stew! (Passes a plate to him) Here ya go!
Timon: Yum! Thanks!
Pumbaa: Oh. (passes him a fork) And be sure to eat it using a fork this time. Remember, you don't wanna set a bad example.
Timon: Oh, don't start that again.
Pumbaa: Sorry.
Sunrise Blossom: Shhh! I think the next episode is about to start. (Continues to chow down on her popcorn)
An Ominous Sounding Narrator Voice From The Cinema Screen: Attention, viewers. This next episode of My Little Pony: Generation 4 and a Half is brought to you by...Sonic Sez! Always stay safe with you're favorite blue hedeghog!
*After that brief announcement, it then starts showing one of the Sonic Sez segments about the dangers of smoking from one of the episodes of The Adventures Of Sonic the Hedgehog on the screen.*
Timon: Hey! What's with the educational smoking PSA?
Sunrise Blossom: I think, Timon, the next episode is going to be the one with the smoke-snoring dragon that causes Ponyville to almost be covered in smoke all over the place.
Pumbaa: Yep. All the more reason for that little thing about not smoking with Sonic to show up beforehand. After all, we've got to stay safety smart!
(A quick reminder to everyone that Timon and Pumbaa also had a series of shorts called ''Timon and Pumbaa's Wild About Safety'' or ''Safety Smart With Timon and Pumbaa'' as some call it. Some episodes and clips of it are on Youtube if you'd care to watch them. They're pretty good. Educational too.)
Timon: But...dragons don't even use cigarettes to...
Sunrise Blossom: You know, guys. There's something that's been bothering me about this episode. And it's not about how we treated poor Fluttershy...
(That's mostly because I already brought that particular subject up when I first reviewed Dede42's version of Dragonshy back when I was still an anonymous guest reviewer.)
Sunrise Blossom: ...but about that dragon.
Timon and Pumbaa: What ABOUT the dragon?
Sunrise Blossom: Well, if you've watched the original episode by Hasbro, no one really questions or explains why, how or where that dragon got those jewels from.
Timon: Yeah...good point.
Pumbaa: Like how no one really questions what ''important business'' Spike was doing in Canterlot in Look Before You Sleep.
Timon: Pumbaa, ya mook! We're not even watching THAT episode yet!
Pumbaa: But I thought Sunrise said it didn't really matter about the amount of spoilers we kept giving away anymore.
Timon: Oh yeah. (Realises something) Hey, wait a second. Sunrise, why are you so concerned when you already know the answers to your own questions?
Sunrise Blossom: Because looking at Dede42's script of what she's planning to post on her fanfic account, nothing different happens except I'm there. Of course I know what REALLY happened.
Timon: Good. Because I just so happen to know that the jewels the dragon had were...wait for it...STOLEN PROPERTY!
Pumbaa: DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!
Timon: Pumbaa, do you mind?
Pumbaa: Sorry.
Timon: And also because the dragon had a little HELP from someone VERY familiar. But I'm not going to tell anyone who it is or it will spoil the surprise.
Pumbaa: Is it Prince Jo...
Timon: (shuts him up) Shhhh! Don't spoil the surprise! But you're correct.
Pumbaa: Yay!
Timon: Well, let's go ahead and watch it then. I don't think we should keep everyone waiting any longer. (Presses the play button on his remote)
(Quick disclaimer: the rest of this deleted scene will contain a copy-pasted portion of the final chapter of our comedic Robin Hood rewrite from 2018. Now, for those who have already read the original and...MESSIER Season 1 Deleted Scenes fanfic from that same year and/or that rewrite of Robin Hood and you're starting to slowly get fed up of seeing this one bit with Prince John escaping his prison over and over again, Dede42 and I apologise for it...A LOT. But the original Season 1 Deleted Scenes fanfic was where this little alternate ending of Robin Hood originally came from so...yeah. Sorry. Try not to say anything negative about it, please?)
*And so, the REAL story of Dragonshy begins playing on the screen starting off with the final scene from Disney's Robin Hood just after the residents of Nottingham throw a BIG welcome back party for King Richard and everyone is on their way home. That is, of course, except for three prisoners who are doing time in the Royal Rock Pile dressed up in stripy jail clothing and hitting rocks with their hammers. Nutsy and Trigger, who seem to be unexplainably reformed in this scene, just sit on top of some nearby tree branches and quietly watch them work. That is until...*
Nutsy: (sees Robin Hood and Maid Marian making they're way back home after the party finishes) Hey! Here comes the best friends, Trigger! PRESEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARMS!
*Trigger salutes and then fires his crossbow ''Ol' Betsy'' by mistake and the arrow goes flying all over place just constantly missing Prince John, Hiss and the Sheriff*
Prince John: (screams with rage) I can't take this anymore, Hiss! I'm fed up with being in jail! I want out I tell ya! I WANT OUT! (Begins crying and sucking his thumb)
Sheriff: No can do, PJ. You heard King Richard's orders. We have to stay here and do our time. Besides, we've brought this upon ourselves anyway.
Sir Hiss: And plus sire, I never really WAS on your side anyway.
Prince John: WHAT?!
Sir Hiss: Well think about it sire. All your traps went horribly wrong. The archery tournament and threatening to hang Friar Tuck. Hmph. Honestly, you should've gone with MY idea about building giant wall in front of your castle so no one could bother you or take your taxes. I tried to tell you but no, no, no you never listened. In fact, when you thought Robin had drowned in the moat, I was actually hoping he'd still be alive.
Prince John: Ooh why I oughta...(trips on his prison chains) Oof! Ooh, as soon we get out of these chains I'm going to beat you up so good.
Sir Hiss: With what? Another one of your mother's mirrors that you broke and gave yourself seven years bad luck?
Prince John: Ooh Hiss! I am gonna...(earthquake out of nowhere starts happening) hey, do you hear that?
*A bunch of Dragons start flying/migrating across the sky. One of them as you can probably guess is the dragon from the My Little Pony episode ''Dragonshy'' carrying jewels he's stolen from various rich type persons. Because of the earthquake caused by the roaring dragons, the prison chains break.*
Prince John: (gasp) Could it be? I-I'm free? (Long pause) I'M FREE! YAHOO!
Sir Hiss: So are the Sheriff and I, sire.
Prince John: And it's all thanks to these...dragons...I didn't know dragons migrated through Nottingham. Right then boys! Since we're free from this royal rock pile, you thinking what I'm thinking?
Sir Hiss: No sire. Whatever it is, keep us out of it.
Sheriff: Yeah, besides, you just want to get revenge on Robin Hood again. I mean, what about King Richard? He's returned now and made Robin Hood an inlaw. We can't go back to our evil ways. That would be breaking orders.
Sir Hiss: And plus, we've already given the poor rhino guards mixed messages.
Some Other Rhino Guard With No Name: (Robin and Marian pass them) Aww, they really do make such great friends.
Derek (the Rhino Guard): Wait, we have to be nice to Robin Hood now? Um, why did all of us try to kill Robin Hood again before this day happened?
Some Other Rhino Guard With No Name: We were forced against our will by Prince John who was king before Richard came back to do it, that's why.
Derek (the Rhino Guard): I'm getting mixed messages now.
Sir Hiss: See what I mean, sire?
Prince John: Oh fine then! I guess I'll go find somewhere far away from Nottingham to steal money from so I don't get in trouble!
Sheriff: Good luck with trying to decide where to go.
Sir Hiss: Yeah, as for me now I'm free, I'm going to turn over a new leaf and become a good guy.
(Just like Iago did in The Return of Jafar. A film that I somewhat enjoyed but mainly just watched because of Iago.)
Sheriff: I'm staying in this rock pile. I'm not getting in trouble with your brother.
Prince John: That's okay! I don't need you two anyway! Now then, where's the best place far away to steal stuf...(some jewels from the dragon falls on his head) OW! My head! Hello? What's this? ''Property of Filthy Rich. Ponyville. Equestria''? (Looks up at the red dragon with the jewels) Hmm? I suppose I could move in with him and ask to share the profits and help him steal whatever's in this Equestria place. (Starts running off) I say, mr Dragon! Mr Dragon! (Runs past various rhino guards)
Derek (the Rhino Guard): Um, is that Prince John escaping?
Some Other Rhino Guard With No Name: (gasps) It is! Quick! Inform King Richard!
*Meanwhile, Alan A Dale is in a nearby field watching Robin and Marian making they're way back home have some fun the same way they did as kids getting ready to say his last line in this film/fanfic.*
Alan A Dale: (chuckles) Well folks, that's the way it really...(Prince John runs past calling for the dragon)...happened?!
The dragon heard shouting below and he looked down to see Prince John running after him, clutching jewels in one paw. He exited the migration and landed before the ex-Prince. "Where did you get those jewels?" he demanded in a deep voice.
"T-they landed on my head when you flew past," Prince John answered nervously. "And - and I'm hoping that you might let me live with you in this Equestria place, and we can share the jewels you take," he offered.
The dragon considered this and snorted, hitting the ex-Prince with smoke. "Fine," he rumbled and turned his back. "Get on before I change my mind, and don't you dare lose those jewels."
Eagerly, Prince John climbed onto the dragon's back and then screamed when the dragon shot into the air, flapping its' wings until it rejoined the other dragons, and they continued flying toward Equestria.
A/N: Yup, that's how it happens, folks! Bye for now! R&R everyone!