A/N: Trixie loves the deleted scenes, online brother, and Judy has arrived, currently racing Chip and Dale around the backyard to calm them down since they were being really hyper after accidentally ingesting a lot sugar.
Progress is being made on the project and I will let you know when I'll be able to start posting. Onward!
Winter Wrap Up: Deleted Scene 2: MORE Winter Wrap Up Insanity!/Does Twi's Ice Skating Remind You Of Anything?
*Heading out of town after wasting their time with Rarity, Twilight Sparkle and Spike head on down to the nearest frozen lake. Here, they find Pinkie Pie on ice skates, cutting lines that crisscross across the icy surface by...ice skating. But the real question here is this. Is Pinkie Pie doing this because it's part of the Winter Wrap Up rules, or is she just ice skating here just for the fun of it like anyone else normally would in cartoons? I, for one, would really like to know.*
Pinkie Pie: Hellooooooo, Twilight! (Spins in a circle and squeals with joy) Wheeeeeeee!
Twilight Sparkle: (runs down to the path to the edge of the lake, impressed by the display) Wow, Pinkie Pie! You're quite the skater! Probably the BEST skater I've ever seen!
Pinkie Pie: (skates up to Twilight) Thanks, Twilight. I've been doing this since I was just an itty-bitty little-wittle Twinkie-Pinkie!
("Twinkie-Pinkie". The NEW member of the Teletubbies group.)
Pumbaa: (suddenly pauses the scene and begins to sing his heart out) WHEN SHE WAS JUST AN ITTY-BITTY LITTLE-WITTLE TWINKIE-PINKIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Sunrise Blossom: (rubs her poor old sensitive ears) Ow.
Timon: (also rubbing his own ears) Very nice...AGAIN!
Pumbaa: (once more oblivious to Timon's sarcasm) Thanks.
Sunrise Blossom: (still rubbing her poor old sensitive ears) You know, you REALLY didn't have to do that, Pumbaa. That SCARED me! And...hurt. Owie.
Pumbaa: (blushes) Oops. Sorry.
Timon: Yeah, Pumbaa. Was that kind of thing REALLY necessary? Because to me, it wasn't.
Pumbaa: I couldn't help myself, Timon.
Timon: (rolls his eyes) Of course you couldn't. (Presses play on his remote continuing the scene)
Pinkie Pie: Just comes naturally. Which is probably why they designated me the lake scorer. I cut lines in the lakes with my skates. That way, when the rest of the weather team comes here to break the ice, it'll be easy as pie!
Twilight Sparkle: How clever. When the thick ice begins to melt, it'll break along the lines. Well, you sure have a lot of work ahead of you. There's quite a few lakes in Ponyville.
Spike: Gee, you two seem to be pointing out the obvious quite a lot as of right now.
Pinkie Pie: (ignoring Spike as she skates backwards to look like Michael Jackson) Ha, tell me about it. Hey, Twilight, wanna help me out?
Twilight Sparkle: (beaming) Would I?
Pinkie Pie: Sure! Come on. Put on those skates over there. I have them stashed all over Ponyville in case of extra ice skates emergencies. Who knows? Maybe you'll be a natural too.
Twilight Sparkle: Okay. I'll give it a go. I mean, pfft! How hard can it be?
Spongebob Squarepants Narrator With The French Accent: Twelve seconds later...
Pinkie Pie: (zipping past Twilight...while upside-down) Yaaaaay!
Twilight Sparkle: (now wearing the extra ice skates and shaking on the ice) Uh... maybe on second thoughts...
Spike: What are you talking about, Twilight? You said you wanted to be helpful, didn't you?
Twilight Sparkle: (still shaking nervously on the ice) Well, yes. But...
Pinkie Pie: (passing by them again) Yippee!
Spike: But nothing! Now, get out there! (Shoves Twilight onto the ice)
Twilight Sparkle shot forward and discovered that skating wasn't as easy as her friend made it look, and she was skidding across the ice, unable to control where she was going. "Oh no, whoa, wow…!"
"Twilight, steer! Steer!" Pinkie Pie shouted, alarmed and the screaming purple unicorn crashed into her, sending them both flying across the ice and toward the shoreline, where the baby dragon was watching. "Oh boy…" she moaned and then screamed as they collided with Spike and crashed into a nearby tree, being buried by the snow so that they looked like a strange-looking snowman.
Spike: (frees himself from the snow and hops down to the ground, spitting out some twigs) Pwuh! (Begins snickering at Twilight and Pinkie) You really ARE a natural, Twilight. A natural DISASTER! (Begins laughing hysterically while a rimshot plays in the background)
("Natural Disaster", huh? Sounds like somebody's been playing Muppets Party Cruise on Ps2 seeing as how that's actually a name of one of the mini games.)
Sunrise Blossom: (pauses the scene) You know, I can't help but notice that Twilight's attempt at ice skating reminds me of a scene from a film I know that involved a failed attempt at ice skating.
Timon: It's not Bambi, is it? Because that film is just WAY too dark and depressing even for Disney's standards.
Pumbaa: Yeah. I hear the scene with Bambi's mother being dead is even sadder than Mufasa's death.
(Seriously though, no offence to any Disney fan or anything, but what was UP with Disney and their films involving things like death back then? What, were they TRYING to upset their audiences by killing off a young deer's mother? And besides, I don't really see a point in that since she apparently returns from the dead a few years later when she makes a cameo apperance in The Sword in the Stone and The Jungle Book due to recycled animation. So, why kill her off in the FIRST place? I don't get it.)
Sunrise Blossom: No, no, no. This reminds me of a scene from The Many Adventures Of Winnie the Pooh. You know? The part where Tigger tries ice skating?
Timon: Oh.
Pumbaa: Ah, now, I see what you're on about. Why don't we briefly watch that scene and see if you're right?
Sunrise Blossom: Good idea. (Presses button on remote and the scene changes to the scene from The Many Adventures Of Winnie the Pooh where Tigger tries ice skating)
Tigger: Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Whee! (Jumps on the ice) Say, this is a sinch! Whee! (Then he slips and loses control) Ooh! Whoa!
Rabbit: (who is also ice skating notices Tigger coming his way) Oh no! Not him!
Tigger: Uh-oh! Look out! I can't...! Ooh-hoo! Watch out!
Rabbit: It can't be! (Tries to get out of the way but also slips)
Tigger: Out of the way!
Rabbit: Go away!
Tigger: Look out! I can't- WHOA! (Slips and falls on Rabbit and...you know this scene already, do I really need to say how the crash goes?)
Rabbit: (who crashed into his house with a picture frame on his head) Oh! Why does it always happen to me? Why, oh, why, oh, why?
Roo: Tigger! Tigger! Are you alright?
Tigger: (comes out of a pile of snow) EYUCK! Tiggers don't like ice skating!
Timon: (pauses the scene) Whoa, Sunrise. You're right. Twiley's ice skating IS a lot like Tigger's.
Sunrise Blossom: (sighs happily) And it's given me a great lot of nostalgia seeing that scene. Just as it always does.
Pumbaa: Hey! Do you know what else this reminds me of?
Timon: (realises in an instant) Oh no! I think I know where this is going!
Sunrise Blossom: (getting curious) What, Pumbaa? What does it remind you of?
Timon: Trust me, Sunny. You're honestly better off not knowing.
Pumbaa: It reminds me of how badly Timon tried ice skating in one of our TV series episodes. (Timon faceplams)
Sunrise Blossom: (even more curious) Oh, really? Is that so?
Timon: (begins to sweat nervously) Oh, don't listen to him, Sunrise. He's just lying.
Pumbaa: In fact, here's a clip-show of all the times he messed up. (Presses button on remote)
Timon: PUMBAA! NO!
*We then see a montage of all the times Timon messed up ice skating from the Timon and Pumbaa episode ''Ice Escapades''. Unfortunatley, it's not on Youtube. It's on Dailymotion. And sadly, it's not in HD or PAL pitched like the episodes that were uploaded to Youtube by many Youtubers of 2018 that have unfortuantley been terminated as of 2020. Really disappointing for me.*
Sunrise Blossom: (trying her hardest to hold back breaking into laughter after the montage ends)
Timon: (sarcastically) Thank you very much, Pumbaa! (Snatches remote) I'll have that back now, if you don't mind!
Sunrise Blossom: (just falls over laughing loudly) Oh, Timon! You're even worse than Twilight and Tigger! (Continues laughing)
Timon: Ah, shut up, it wasn't that funny! (Presses button on remote and the scene changes back to Winter Wrap Up). Right, now where were we?
A/N: Oh this was great and I inserted the skating disaster. Hehe! Bye for now! R&R everyone!
