Hello, Pokémon Masters, Coordinaters, and more!!! Welcome to the second chappie!! Glad you could make it!!

Alright, time to get aquainted with some more Legendaries!!

Disclaimer: If I owned Pokémon, we would've had an Eeveelution for every type by now...Aye aye aye!!

*Thoughts*

"Speech"

"Telekenisis Talk."

Some People's Children!!

"I'm just saying!!" A large, golden-yellow beast argued as he padded along with his brothers. "If I'm gonna get caught, I wanna be caught in style."

"He...has a point," A brown, furry beast couldn't help but agree. "Luxury Balls are nice. I've almost been caught in a couple, and I wasn't sure I really wanted to leave!!"

"Hmm..." The speckled, blue beast went into thought. "I don't know. Yes, Luxury Balls are comfy on the inside, yet Premiere Balls..."

"Yeah, yeah." The yellow one spoke again, shaking his head to ward off some annoying Bug Pokémon. "l love 'em and all, 'specially 'cause they're pretty much made for us Legendaries, but--"

Snap!

All three heads whipped around, trying to see what the cause of the noise was.

Upon just hearing silence, blue spoke up.

"C'mon, it was prolly just a wild vulpix or something. I think the clearing's just up ahead anyways."

The other two nodded, and the three quickened their pace as they continued on.

A few minutes later, the Legends broke past some thick forest and found a small clearing, with a small cliff overlooking the ocean.

"Niiiiiiiiiiiiice." The golden one drawled, flopping down on his stomach and stretching out on the lush grass.

"Great find, Suicune." The lion-like one complimented, flopping down on his side and letting the cool breeze whip through his mane.

"Thanks, Entei." Suicune replied, calmly sitting on his hindquarters.

Closing his eyes, the Legendary relaxed with a sigh, lowering himself to the ground and laying his head between his paws.

"So, Raikou, where were we with that debate??"

Raikou, who had rolled onto his back and allowed his legs to sprawl out, let his eyes stay shut.

"Eh...Premiere Balls, I think."

"Oh yeah. Anyways, as I was saying--"

"Wow Pikachu, look!!!What Pokémon are those?!"

Three sets of eyes snapped open immediately.

O/O/O/O

Elsewhere...

Arceus let out a sigh.

The Hall of Origin had a good number of Legendaries in it today; this including Groudon, Palkia, Giratina, Latias, Sogaleo, Lunala, The Regis, Mew, Azelf, and Uxie.

This, to be expected, brings chaos.

...Well, actually, it isn't that bad...er, kind of.

"Yo mama's so fat, she lifted up 'er arm and a Pizza guy fell out!!"

"Yo mama's so ugly, she gave Freddie Pyroar nightmares!!"

"Yo mama's so stupid, she broke the report card system!!"

"Yo mama's so ugly, she makes blind kids cry!!"

After each roast was thrown out, the Legendaries on each opponents supporting side let out their multiple cries of "OOOOOOH" and "ROASTEEEEEEEED" and such.

Releasing another sigh, Arceus laid his head on the massive table.

"I can't tell if I'm amused or insulted." He drawled to himself. "Considering that I'm technically their mother..."

Groundon and Palkia, who at at opposite sides of the table, had their arms/'hands' interlocked as they continued the onslaught of motherly insults.

Pressing down on his opponent further, Groundon yelled out a final blow.

"Yo mama's so fat, I tried to imagine 'er and she broke my neck!!"

This was the last straw; with it, Palkia's strength gave way, and his massive arm hit the table with a loud Thud.

"Darn it." The Space Legend muttered, pulling his limb back and rubbing it. "I almost had ya that time!!"

"Oh well." The red Legendary laughed heartily. "Next time. Now, Who's up next?"

A massive, white, faceless, mettalic-looking giant stepped up, taking Palkia's seat.

Groundon grinned.

"Ey, Regigigas!! You ain't played in a while, buddy!!"

Regigigas remained silent, placing an arm on the table.

Yet, as they were about to start, the doors to the Dining Hall burst open (Deja vú, anybody?), and a cluster of screaming Pokémon piled in.

Lugia and Ho-oh flew up in the air with simultanious shrieks, whilst the Dog Trio came to a skidding halt (still screaming). Celebi shot in as well, screaming her onion head off.

"QUIET!!!" Arceus wailed, silencing five of the six.

Celebi continued to squeal, prompting Arceus to shout at her once more.

"I SAID QUIET!!!!"

That shut her up.

Rubbing his temples, the Godlike Pokémon sighed. Again.

"What's the matter?"

The other Legendaries of the room came over, awaiting the dillema.

"It...it was..." Entei spluttered, shaking.

"Him." Lugia said with a rough shudder.

While several of the others immediately understood and exchanged worried whispers, others were slightly confused--Arceus included.

"Er...Him?"

The Johto's all looked at Suicune, dubbing him the unfortunate soul who had to speak the name.

Letting out a shaky breath, the water Legendary spoke.

"...Ash Ketchum."

The horror that spread throughout the room was painfully relatable; it was as if the doctor just told you you could never eat another doughnut again.

As the room members freaked out, Raikou yelled out.

"That's not even the worst part!!" He wailed, falling onto his stomach and thrusting out a paw.

"HE STARTED MONOLOGING!!!"

That statement pretty much started a desperation riot; everyone was going crazy. Flipped tables, moves being unintentionally fired off, you name it.

"Hey, wait a minute!!"

Cue freeze frame as everyone looked at a very confused Latias.

"He shouldn't be in Johto!!"

This sparked a light bulb in everybody else's heads, which all turned to face two Legendaries in particular.

"Sogaleo. Lunala." Arceus regarded them.

"Uh..." The lion Legendary began to sweat as the moon owl took sudden interest in the nearby wall.

"You wouldn't happen to know why a certain trainer isn't at school, would you?"

"U-Uh...er..." Sogaleo sweat even harder, fumbling over his words.

"Of course you were keeping an eye on him while he's in Alola, and not just...I don't know...using the supply closets of the School to play...say...'Seven Minutes in Heaven', right?"

The Alolan Legendaries were sweating more than a McDonald's Big Mac with extra grease out in the sun.

"L-Look at the time!!" Lunala practically screamed, still staring at the nearby wall.

"We better go, bye!!" Sogaleo screeched while bolting for the door, his flying girlfriend following close behind.

The other Legendaries growled, prepping to follow; however, Arceus stopped them.

"Let them go," He began.

"We'll punish them by locking them in a closet with Ash Ketchum monologuing for an hour on April Fool's."

A curt nod was the reply.

As everyone began to grumble to each other, Giratina slunk up next to the Godlike Legendary.

"Hey, Arceus??"

"Hmm??"

"Uh...so, weird question...but..."

The Darkness Pokémon shifted his feet.

"Why does the universe make us like Ash Ketchum for odd and specific periods of time??"

Arceus blinked.

"...What?"

"I was wondering that too." Lugia piped up, curious.

"Yeah!!" Latias quipped.

"It really doesn't make sense." Ho-oh sighed, her hatred for the enragement child knowing no bounds.

"He's really stupid." Mew groaned, shaking her head. "I mean, really. How does somebody even make a kid like that?"

"Preach, sister." Azelf drawled, floating nonchalantly in the air.

"Mhm." Uxie quietly agreed.

The Regis all crossed their arms, awaiting an explanation; Regigigas merely stood there.

"Um...er..."

Arceus inwardly panicked; he honestly wasn't very sure himself.

Suddenly, he came up with a great response...

"Well, maybe if you figure out why he's still 10 years old, that'll solve the problem?"

...He instantly regretted saying that.

The room was suddenly filled with crazy Legendaries making psychotic conspiracy theories and plotting out how they would solve the mystery.

"How about we knock him out, bury him in a ditch, and--"

"No murder, Latias."

"Oh, darnit."

"I can turn him into a tree!!" Celebi squealed, spinning in the air.

"I still think that counts as murder."

"You think everything counts as murder, Lugia."

"I do not!"

Palkia leaned over to Giratina and whispered to him.

"C'mon, let's go get Dia and get started! We can beat the masses if we get an early start!"

"Great idea!!" His brother whispered back, and the two made their exit.

Arceus sighed, laying his head down on the table.

It would be a loooooooooong night...

Oh, what's this? A story arc?

Don't worry, it won't be long. Just a couple chappies.

And yes, this chapter is a decent description of my feelings about Ash Ketchum.

Ugh. Just the name...ugh.

ALRIGHTY!! Here's everybody from this chappie's gender, if you got confused:

Arceus: Male

Suicune: Male

Raikou: Male

Entei: Male

Ho-oh: Female

Lugia: Male

Celebi: Female

Mew: Female

Palkia: Male

Giratina: Male

Latias: Female (Duh, right?)

Groundon: Male

Azelf: Female

Uxie: Female

Regi trio: None/Non-Binary

Regigigas: Male

Sogaleo: Male

Lunala: Female

Alright, weird Pokémon fact of the day:

If you have a female Azurill, evolving it has a 1 outta 3 chance of it becoming male. No joke. Azurill has 75% female and 25% male ratio, whereas Marill has 50/50 each. Hence, you just might get a gender-changing-mon!

Alright, audience questionnare: What's your favorite Eeveelution?

See ya next chappie!!