Whaddup whaddup whaddup!!! Time for Chappie three!!!
Now, we get to see some sibling bonding...and destruction!!
Let's-a-go!!
*Thoughts*
"Speech"
"Telekenisis Talk."
How to Win a Debate
Somehow, the word about solving the mystery had gotten around to everybody.
Everyone was splitting off into teams, making bets, and overall letting out their inner insanity.
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"Hehehehe..."
Latias clung to the side of a ship, cackling quietly to herself.
"Hehehehehehe..."
Crawling silently up the 'wall', the Eon sister peeked over the railing.
*There he is!!
Sure enough, Stupid--ahem, Ash Ketchum, was leaning over the opposite railing, blabbing away at Pikachu and trying to examine every Pokémon that went by.
Latias grinned evilly.
Tipping backwards slightly, she began to make a series of Wingull noises to alert her partner in crime.
On top of the ship, Latios awoke at the sound of feminine cooing.
*There's the signal...*
Releasing a sigh, the Eon brother pressed a claw to the Mega Stone that was tied around his neck.
However, instead of Mega-Evolving, the Legendary transformed into a human teenager.
Hopping down, he ran a hand through his spiky blue hair and headed over to the annoying brat.
Striking up a conversation, Latios had the Ten-year-old fully distracted.
Latias grinned at the sight of her plan working.
*Alright!! Time for phase--*
Before she could continue her train of thought, she was swarmed by a hoard of male Wingulls.
Splash!!!
This was accompanied by angry female yelling.
"What was that?"
Latios sighed, placing a hand over his face.
"Probably just a Sharpedo or something. Anyways, as I was saying..."
However, as Latios got the boy re-enraptured with different facts about Pikachus, the water was suddenly swirling and crashing against the boat.
"Pika Pika!!"
A massive, blue, whale-like beast began to emerge from the water, mouth agape.
Once her head was fully exposed, the water went perfectly calm again.
Ash stood in a weird Anime-pose, completely shocked; Pikachu was making his meme-face.
Releasing another sigh, Latios turned back to the kid.
*Looks like phase two's happening.*
"Hey, is that your mom over there?"
"Wait, what?! DON'TLETHERSEEMEIHAVEN'TCHANGEDMYUNDERWEARINTEN--"
His sentence was abruptedly cut off as he got pushed into Kyogre's exposed mouth.
The massive female clamped it shut, dissapearing into the water.
Latios heard footsteps approaching him from behind.
A strong hand was clamped on his shoulder.
"Kid, I can't thank you enough."
A dark chuckle escaped the Legendary-turned-human's lips.
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The Eon twins descended atop Sky Pillar, Latios having returned to his natural from.
Rayquaza and Kyogre both floated just above the floor of the Pillar; Kyogre flapped her massive fins every few minutes to stay airborne.
Groudon was there as well, grinning like a madman.
In the center, face-down, was Ash Ketchum, Pikachu passed out next to him.
"Hehehehehehehe..." Latias cackled again, rubbing her claws together.
Rayquaza gazed at her as she did so, eyes going full lovey-dovey Marry-Me-Right-Now, anime hearts floating around him.
Kyogre gave him a nudge as the Dragon type began explaining the next steps of her plan.
"Okay: Groundon, check his bag; Kyogre, inspect the minion; Latios, check his innards; Rayquaza, help me figure out how to run this chainsaw--"
However, she was abruptedly cut off as a beam descended from the sky, covering the area in smoke.
When it cleared, the Hoenn Legendaries looked at where their captive had been lying.
...Key word being 'had'.
Latios sighed as his companions began angrily screaming and firing off moves out of fustration.
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"For goodness sake Zapdos, FLY FASTER!!!"
"YOU TRY CARRYIN' THIS THING!! FOR GOODNESS SAKE IS 'E MADE OUTTA STEEL?!"
Articuno shot a tiny Ice Beam her siblings, attempting to catch their attention.
"Shut up and keep flying!! And honestly, yeah he's prolly made outta steel!!! Have you seen the Pokémon he's carried?!"
ROOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAR!!!
The trio's heads snapped around, finding three gigantic--and very angry--Legendaries catching up to them.
Mega Rayquaza, Primal Kyogre, and Primal Groundon chased the three escapéés across the water; Primal Groundon created small land masses to step on, Primal Kyogre swam, and Mega Rayquaza flew, his Extreme Speed activated.
Screaming, the Kanto birds did the only logical thing:
"WE GOTTA GET THE HECK OUTTA HERE!!!!"
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By the time they reached Kanto, the poor birds were sweating, panting, and straight-up collapsing as they staggered into Articuno's cave.
They each flopped down onto the icy floor.
"I can't...believe...we actually...lost them..." Moltrés spluttered, slightly melting the ice around her with her wings.
"Yeah..." Articuno drawled, eyes closed.
"Okay Zapdos, lets have a look at the kid."
Zapdos craned his head around to examine the victim...
...Who was not present.
"Uh...gals..."
"Hm?"
"...He's gone."
The other birds were upon him in seconds.
"YOU LOST HIM?!"
"DON'T BLAME ME!! THE HOENN NUTCASES WOULDA GOTTEN US!! BESIDES--"
Er...we'll let them settle this...
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Elsewhere...
Mespirit giggled evilly to herself, tentacles swinging her prize back and forth.
"Too. Easy."
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Descending gracefully, Mespirit unceremoniously dropped the human onto the ground in front of her companions.
"Nice, sis." Azelf drawled. "How'dja get 'im?"
"Ah-ah-ah." The pink Legendary replied. "A magician never reveals her secrets.''
Uxie floated around the boy, wanting to begin the examination.
"Hold up, sis. Can't start without the others."
With an impatient grunt, Uxie floated over to the fourth Legendary in the room and sat on the warm floor.
Heatran sat on its rear end, curious.
The four were currently in Heatran's home, deep beneath Stark Mountain.
The fire Legendary lowered down onto its stomach, closing its eyes and dozing off as they waited for the others to arrive.
A little while later, Darkrai, Cresselia, Palkia, and Giratina came in, courtesy of portals.
As they rose to greet the newcomers, Mespirit gained confusion.
"Hey, where's Dialga?"
Dejected, Giratina explained.
"We looked everywhere--and I mean everywhere--but we couldn't find him!!"
"Yeah!!" Palkia chimed in. "We don't know what happened!!"
"That ain't good." Azelf muttered, going into thought.
Heatran suddenly gained a worried look, making gestures with its massive head.
Cresselia's eyes popped open at what the heat Legendary was saying.
"Oh dear..."
"Eh, Cress? Fill me in?? I'm afraid I don't quite speak...er...Heatran."
Cresselia turned to Darkrai.
"Heatran is worried that it might be Team Galactic..."
Giratina let out a loud growl, whereas Palkia balled his giant hands into fists.
"I swear to all things Unholy--"
"Pika Pika?"
They were immediately distracted by Pikachu's sudden disruption; said adorable rodent was standing up and looking at them curiously.
All was still, until...
"So...ADORABLE!!!"
The electric mouse was swarmed by Mespirit, Cresselia, Azelf, and Uxie; all of them were...well, what do you do when you see an adorable animal? (That you aren't allergic to?)
Darkrai sighed.
"Girls."
Looking at Heatran, he found that the Lava monster was fast asleep, still standing.
He tapped it on the head, making it wake.
Heatran then began making more gestures.
"Erm..."
"Oh, Shaymin? Said he wasn't interested." Palkia snorted. "Said he needs to ''put all of his precious time and effort into winning the girl of his dreams", aka, "Spend literally every second of every hour of every day trying to figure out how to talk to a girl"."
Giratina chuckled.
"And yet, Mew is completely oblivious."
"Tell me about it."
However, as they were distracted, the volcano suddenly began shaking.
...Quite violently.
Heatran opened its mouth wide and unleashed a roar; the meaning was obvious, and they all began to evacuate through Giratina's Portals.
"WAIT!! WHO HAS THE--"
Fwoosh!!!
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Ash Ketchum (Pikachu with him, but had fallen back unconscious) was flung out of the volcano, and right in front of three beasts.
Entei ceased his roaring, looking down in triumph.
"Nice one, man!" Raikou applauded. "That volcano-roaring-thing's pretty awesome!!"
His grin became mischevious.
"You could say that it's..."
"Raikou, no."
"...Pretty lit."
As the lion groaned, Suicune sprinted past them.
"That was awful, Raikou, but no time!! They'll be out any second!! And Entei, you know how Heatran gets when--"
Cue portal opening in front of him, a very angry Heatran leaping out of it.
Eyes full of rage, the Sinnoh Legendary charged straight at Entei, tackling him into the nearby river.
"Oh, crud." Suicune muttered. "C'mon Rai, get the kid and let's--"
A white blur whizzed past him, leaving the two dizzy.
"Wha--"
"Well, this sure is ideal." A male voice came from above them.
"The truth of the matter, dear, is that that really was easy." A female voice replied.
Looking up, Suicune and Raikou found two dragons above them, the black one now holding Ash.
"Reshiram!! Zekrom!!"
"Tsk tsk tsk." Zekrom shook his head in mock dissapointment.
"We best be off now. Ta Ta!!" Reshiram practically sang as they shot off towards Unova.
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As the duo descended atop Dragonspiral Tower, Reshiram let out a chuckle.
"You know, dear, we'll probably have this issue settled in no time!"
"I agree." Zekrom replied, grinning; his sharp fangs gleaming in the sunlight.
"So, first, we should examine his--"
"I AM DA ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"
A brown, red, and blue blur whizzed past the two, dissapearing into the distance.
After regaining their composure (and realizing Ash was gone), the two simultaniously screeched into the distance.
"KELDEO!!!"
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"Are you sure sending him was the best idea? Those two might kill him."
Virizion responded to Coballion's question with a shrug.
"Is that such a great loss?" She murmured.
"Not gonna lie," Terrakion added, "I probably wouldn't mind much. But at the same time--"
He was interrupted by Keldeo crashing down a little ways away, smoke covering everything.
As the Legendaries coughed and the dust settled, it was revealed that Keldeo now stood in a small crater, Ash Ketchum and Pikachu on his back.
"Got 'eem."
Shaking himself to be ridden of dust particles, the unicorn lept out of the crater and trotted over to his companions.
"Well done, Keldeo." Coballion congradulated, examining the human as Keldeo bucked him off.
Snorting, the horse replied.
"Them two never saw me comin'!"
"Good." Virizion bounded over, small sparkles being left in her wake.
However, as Terrakion began to make his way over, he stopped and sniffed the air.
"Hey guys?? What's that--"
BUUUUUUUUUUURP.
Suddenly, an absolutely revolting smell assaulted their senses; the fist strike was soon accompanied by other bowl movements...from both ends.
The Legendaries just couldn't take it; gagging, they all passed out in seconds.
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Hall of Origin
"Mother of me," Arceus whined, waving a hoof in front if his face.
Falling to a sitting position in the hallway, he unleashed another groan.
"What is that?!"
A nearby closet door drifted open slightly, Sogaleo poking his head out.
"Number one: Dude, you don't have a nose. Number two, you know how much Victini loves Torkal bell. I mean, really, have you seen the food there?!"
Arceus groaned
"Stupid tiny Legendaries...always causing trouble..."
Shaking his head, the lion Legend pulled the door shut again, locking it.
Mew floated by, wagging her noggin back and forth.
"Those two and their stupid make-out games..."
Arceus sighed, looking at her.
"I don't suppose you're going off to join the mischief?."
To that, the pink cat creature guffawed.
"Honey, puh-lease. I wouldn't touch that...that...thing with a ten-foot pole!! Nuh-uh, I've got other plans."
"Oh?"
"Yep!!! Buh-Bye!!!"
And with that, she was off.
Sighing, Arceus rose, heading into the dining area.
"I suppose I should check on the idiots..."
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5 Hours Later...
All the Legendarues that had been apart of the fray sat in the Dining Hall.
Nobody spoke to each other; they were too mad.
Yet another sigh came from Arceus.
"Please, everyone. I knkw you're upset with each other, but..."
He trailed off, unsure of what to say.
After a few minutes of silence, a giggle echoed in the room.
All heads turned to Latias, who was attempting to hold in her laughs.
Eventually, she couldn't hold it in; she went into all-out laughter.
"Today was so stupid!!"
That statement was more than true; one by one, everybody came out of their shells, laughing off the day's antics.
"--And then the Captain had an all-out Celebration Dinner in my honour for getting rid of the kid!!"
"Dude, did you see his face when I snatched the kid away? Priceless!!"
"He tasted awful!!"
"Preach it, sister."
This time, Arceus released a relieved sigh; all would be well.
Yet, as he floated away, a thought struck him.
*Wait...if they never solved the mystery...*
His eyes widened.
*WHERE'S THE KID?!*
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???
Ash Ketchum slowly awoke, groaning and rubbing his head.
"Hey Pikachu...where are--"
Suddenly, a blinding light filled the area; apparently he had been behind a curtain, and it was just pulled back.
A screaming group of fangirls wailed in front of the stage, beginning to climb atop it.
As he freaked and attempted to escape, the reality of the situation occured:
He was tied up.
So long, Ash Corchép ;-)
Nothing more terrifying than crazy fangirls, eh?
Welp, that was a fun write.
Alright, weird Pokémon fact of the day:
Salamence and Dunsparce are the same weight. No joke. 4'11" imperial and 1.5 metric.
Fun question: Favorite Starter??
Well, that's all for now!! See ya next chappie!!