WELCOME BACK!!!
Thanks for sticking around for this chappie!! As a showing of my gratitude, here are some Review Responses(TM)!!
Ri2: Glad you're enjoying it so far!! To answer your questions, MissingNo. doesn't want to be around Arceus because (spoilers). And to answer your other question...
*Pulls out extremely long list, releasing the bottom, it rolling far away cartoon style* This is my "Why I hate Ash Ketchum" list!!
1) HE'S SO WHINY. We don't need a temper tantrum every time you don't get that Pokémon, Stupid.
2) HE'S SO DENSE. Like honestly this boi has so many side chicks yet they're all in the friendzone.
3) HIS STUPID MONOLOGUE:
I'M ASH KETCHUM FROM PALLET TOWN...(enter rest of it here cuz I'm lazy)
4--actually, if I keep going it'll probably take up the whole chappie, and I got a story to write!!
...Although, to be completely honest, he was pretty tolerable in XY...
Also, about the Regis:
I HAVE THIS WEIRD ANNOYING INTERNAL CONFLICT ABOUT REGICE'S GENDER, OKAY?! LIKE, I KNOW IT'S A DUDE, BUT MY BRAIN KEEPS SAYING IT'S A GIRL!! AND I CAN'T HAVE ONE OF THE TRIPLETS BE ONE GENDER AND THE OTHER TWO BE ANOTHER!! BUT JUST ON THOSE THREE!!
So, yeah. But Regigigas is always a dude in my opinion.
Next people!
PK: *Takes a step back* Don't worry, this chapter is about Mew. Kinda. Just read it, 'kay?
Ion: Thanks for the Feedback!!! Glad you're enjoying it!!!
Anon: Flareon are great :) Eevee's my fav Pokémon, but Vaporeon's my favorite Eeveelution.
Mega: Glad you agree. Thanks for reading.
lukekriebs: Ey, thanks my dude.
Alright!! Pleasantries out of the way, let's get this show on the road!!
*Thoughts
"Speech"
"Telekinisis talk."
Concerts and Crisis
A 'teenage' girl with long, flowing pink hair and tan-colored skin skipped down a street in Rustburo City (Hoenn, if ya didn't know).
Humming to herself, she rounded a corner, finally spotting who she was looking for.
"MISSY!!!"
Another 'teenage' girl, one with a shoulder-length bob of grey hair and pale skin, whirled around.
A grin plastered itself on her face.
"PinKY!!!"
"I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME THAT!!!"
"I DoN'T c-cArE!!"
The two ran to each other, 'Pinky' squeezing the other in a tight hug.
"It's been a while, Missy!!" She squealed. "I haven't seen you in literal ages!!"
'Missy' giggled.
"L-LAst tIme wE h-hUng oUt wAs f-four m-moNthS aGo."
"Yeah!! Ages!!"
Grabbing the other girl's arm, the pink-haired one dragged her towards the nearest restaurant.
"C'mon!! The concert isn't for another four hours, and I wanna catch up!!"
O/O/O/O
10 minutes later
The girls recieved their meals, both stuffing their faces like rabid pack animals.
Taking a breath, the grey-haired girl lifted her head.
Looking around to make sure nobody was watching their packed-in corner booth, she lowered her voice to a whisper.
"So, H-H0w hAve y0u b3en, Mew?"
The disguised Legendary swallowed before answering, her reply accompanied with a shrug.
"Pretty good, I guess."
MissingNo frowned.
"SoMetHIng w-WrOng??"
"Huh? No, it's nothing."
Placing her elbows on the table and her chin on the back of her palms, Mew gazed at her companion.
"Besiiiiiiiiiiiides, I wanna know how my bestie's doing!!"
Grinning slightly, MissingNo giggled.
"I'v3 b-bEEn aLriGht. I a-asSuME y-yOu heArd aBOut the MaSTerBAll in-inCiDent?"
Mew laughed heartily.
"Yeah. Those birds are pretty dumb sometimes, huh?"
"YeAH."
More time passed as the two chatted, unaware of the three figures silently watching them...
O/O/O/O
4 hours later...
The two disguised Pokémon were currently jumping around in a mosh pit.
"ISN'T THIS FUN, MISSY?!?!"
"Y0U S-SAiD 1T!!!"
One of their favorite bands, Steel Maiden, was blasting away on stage.
Leaping into the air, Mew executed a perfect backflip, completely in-time with the music.
MissingNo, smirking, proceeded to execute a cartwheel, also in-time with the heavy song.
Laughing, the two high-fived, continuing to mosh.
However, as they danced and headbanged, three figures--male, just to clarify--watched from atop a storm cloud.
"How cute." One snorted, rolling his eyes.
His brother flicked his tail and grunted.
"More like how stupid. Disguising yourself as a human to go to some dumb show? Pathetic."
"Well duh. It's Mew. She's the epitamy of stupid."
"I think Ash Ketchum fits that category better. How about the epitamy of pathetic?"
"Eh, works for me."
"Thunderus, Tornadus, look over here real quick."
The two genies floated back over to where Landorus was.
"Yeah? What is it?" Thunderus questioned.
The burnt orange genie growled.
"I've finally figured out who the grey-haired girl is."
Tornadus cocked a brow.
"Well? Who is it? I've been trying ta figure it out since we spotted them at the restaurant!!"
Landorus turned to him.
"If I'm right? That's MissingNo."
The other two's jaws dropped.
"That weird glitchy thing that should cease to exist?!" Thunderus roared.
"Yep." The eldest brother replied.
Thunderus suddenly cracked a smile...and his knuckles.
"Well, since we are their superiors, isn't it our civic duty to make sure they aren't...what's the word...breaking any rules?"
"Oh yeeeeeeeaaaah!!" Landorus chimed in, rolling his neck. "I mean, shouldn't we take that bug to Arceus so that he can...say...fix it??"
Landorus grinned.
"You two are the best brothers a Legend could ask for."
O/O/O/O
A Few Hours Later...
Mew yawned, stretching her human arms.
The duo were headed towards their hotel, which was a decent walk over to Lillycove City. The concert had taken place a little ways off from Fortree City, but the girls found a nice hotel in Lillycove.
They would have just transformed and flown there, but even if they had gone as common Pokémon, somebody would have surely seen them change back into human form. Plus, they were really tired.
"WANNA HIT THE MALL TOMORROW, MISSY?!"
"WhaT?!"
"DO YOU WANNA GO TO THE MALL TOMORROW?!"
"WHaT d1D YOu s-sAy?!"
"DO YOU WANNA GO TO THE MALL TOMORROW?!?!?!"
"OH, SuRE!!!"
After a few minutes of walking, the ringing in their ears stopped.
Rubbing the side of her head, MissingNo yawned.
"HoW m-mUch f-f-fuRTh3r?"
"A mile, at best." Mew drawled back her reply.
MissingNo moaned.
Rustle.
The girls stopped, looking over their shoulders.
The disguised glitch instinctively grabbed onto Mew's arm, biting her lower lip.
Mew observed the area, waiting for something to jump out.
"EeK!!"
MissingNo's hands were suddenly yanked from Mew, prompting her to whirl around to see what was happening.
Tornadus had pulled her companion into the air, holding the thrashing glitch be the neck.
"HEY!! WHO THE HECK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE--"
The angry Legendary was abruptedly cut off as Landorus and Thunderus jumped from the shadows and grabbed her.
Landorus smirked evilly.
"Well well well!! Lookie here!! We found a rat and a mistake!! Isn't that interesting, boys?"
"Sure is!!" Thunderus agreed, twisting the struggling Mew's arm. "Won't Arceus just love to see a defective flaw in his precious creation?? Oh, he'll be thrilled!!"
"And we can have some fun in the process." Landorus added, starting to power up a move.
Tornadus grinned.
"So, whadda we--"
However, he was abruptedly cut off as a Water-Gun hit him right in the eyes.
Shrieking, he yanked both hands up to try and wipe his eyes.
He then proceeded to be rammed square in the stomach with a Mega Kick, hit square in the face with a Mega Punch, and thrown to the ground with a seismic toss.
When he groggily opened his eyes, he found MissingNo, in her natural form, looming over him.
A scary, black slit appeared in the air in front of her, two small black holes above it.
"You'RE lUCky IT's jUst m3."
Dissapating the eerie smile, she then proceeded to fling him off to Arceus-knows-where.
Turning around, she found Mew (in her natural form) using protect, the damaged Legendary under an influx of attacks from Landorus and Thunderus.
Bounding to her friends side, she then used blizzard on the opposition, who, might I add, were also screaming insults at Mew to lower her guard.
After getting them dazed, Mew dived in, sending the two flying off to Arceus-knows-where with a Thunder attack.
Once that was taken care of, Mew turned her head to MissingNo.
Said glitch was slowly descending towards the ground.
"...Missy? You okay?"
The Glitchmon gave no reply.
The pink cat descended down, laying on her back and looking up at the stars.
She sighed.
"Look, those three are just...bullies. I'm sorry they ruined our night."
After a moment, MissingNo replied.
"It's nOT yOUr fAuLt."
Silence reigned between them for a while.
Mew continued to stare up at the many stars.
A blue, floating cat-like creature whirled around to his sister, calling to her.
"Hey Blinky!! Betcha can't count more stars than me!!"
"Hah!! In your dreams, Berry!!" The pink one replied, shooting after him.
She released a sigh.
*...Why do I still remember that?*
"HeY Me-e-e-eW?"
Rolling her head to look at her best friend, Mew hummed a response.
"D-Do YOu tHInk M w-wiLL b-bE BaCK s00n?"
The cat Legendary went stiff for a moment.
Turning her head away, she closed her eyes.
"...Of course, MissingNo. He is your brother, after all."
Okay, I knkw this may be a weird place to end the chappie, but oh well.
So, I've added more plotholes for ya'll ta theorize about, 3 more Legendaries to add to the neverending chaos, and terribly Pokiefied metal bands!!
Okay, so about the Genie trio: Yes, they're pretty much the bullies of the Legendary 'world'. Now, if you like them, I'm sorry--they just seem to fit the role perfectly. Plus, other than Evil Teams and such (Possible spoilers??), we don't really have 'antagonists'. And they may not really count as antagonists, but it's close enough.
Weird Pokémon fact of the day: Heatran is the only Legendary that can be either male of female. I actually meant to put this fact last chappie, but I forgot.
Anyways, this fact has relevance to the story--Heatran is gonna be one of those characters that everybody is arguing about its gender, whereas its just goin' in the unisex bathroom and drivin' everyone nuts.
Well, that's enough for today. See ya next chappie!!