Okay!! Who's ready to see a band of idiots out on the town?!

I sure am!!

Disclaimer: If I owned Pokémon, Dragonite would have a Mega-Evolution.

*Thoughts*

"Speech"

"Telekenisis talk."

Guys Night! (Part 1)

O/O/O/O

"I cannot believe I let them talk me into this."

Arceus moaned his musings to himself as he was dragged through the bustling steets of Celadon City.

"I'M TIRED OF WALKING!!" Rayquaza, in human form, screamed for everyone in a 10-mile radius to hear. "WILL YOU PEOPLE CALL AN UMBRE ALREADY?!?!"

"For the love of Arceus, SHUT UP!!!" Groudon screeched as he slapped the spiky green-haired boi.

Arceus facepalmed.

*Whose dumb idea was it to make me an expression?!*

"Cut it out, you two." Latios snapped between gritted teeth. "You're attracting a lot of attention to us."

The Hoenn Legendaries stopped arguing.

"...But seriously, somebody call an Umbre."

"NO, RAYQUAZA."

O/O/O/O

At the Casino...

"Where are they?!" Palkia groaned, slamming his glass on the table.

Giratina shrugged.

Victini looked between the two in confusion.

"So...what's with the wings? You're humans right now."

Giratina's back suddenly began to fluff and spazm underneath his hoodie, prompting the disguised Legendary to grab the sides of it and pull tighter.

Palkia looked back at his own pair, which he had tied down and painted over to blend in with his own hoodie.

"Not sure. They don't go away when we transform."

"Dia's lucky." Giratina murmured, still fighting with his concealed devilish attributes. "He doesn't have any."

"True, but that gem stays on his chest. And it glows."

"Eh, true."

Victini suddenly began waving at somebody in the casino.

"Coballion and Keldeo just got here!"

A few minutes later, an older-looking fellow and a younger-looking one arrived at the table.

"Hello Palkia, Giratina." Coballion greeted, bowing slightly.

''Sup." Keldeo grinned.

They both glared at the third boy.

"Victini."

"Oh come on you two!! Is this about the Torkal Bell thing?"

"Dude." Keldeo snapped. "Everyone smelt it. Arceus smelt it. There were multiple ghosts rising up out of their graves because they smelt it."

"All those poor Shedinjas had to work overtime." Giratina sniffled. "Children are the hardest to guide in the first place. Getting them back to the afterlife is like getting Mew on coffee in bed. Plus, a good number of those little boys wanted to have stink bomb fights."

However, the devil's pleas went ignored as Keldeo and Victini continued to argue.

"At least I don't have a stupid horn that juts outta my head and doesn't go away when I transform!!"

"Hey!! The ladies dig this thing!! Plus, it not going away gives me an excuse to wear my wizard hat!!"

Coballion leaned to Palkia.

"We absolutely cannot convince him to wear anything else. No matter what outfit, no matter what situation, he wants to wear the wizard hat."

"Huh." The space god muttered.

Then, he noticed something.

"Hey, where's Terrakion? It is guy's night."

"He and Virizion both got sick yesterday. Fevers of 104. Luckily, they went down quite a bit, so all they need is some good rest and will be back up in due time. For now, they're at home binge-watching "Say No to the Tuxedo" and sleeping."

"Oh, okay."

Coballion examined the rest of the area they were in.

"Where is everyone else?"

"Arceus, Rayquaza, Groudon, and Latios ain't here yet, the Dogs are at that Voltorb Flip game--by the sounds of it, Raikou's failing miserably, Mewtwo's at the bar, Sogaleo's singing sad karaoke, Zapdos went to get s'more to drink but started flirting with a bunch of girls and we haven't seen him since, and Heatran is in the bathroom."

Coballion tilted his head to the side.

"Heatran is here? I thought he was a girl."

"She might be. Nobody knows."

"Not even Arceus?"

"If he does, he won't tell."

"This is...confusing."

"Tell me about it. But hey, woulda been rude not to invite 'im, y'know?"

"Yes. But Heatran is legitimately fun anyways."

"Truth."

The Unova Legendary adjusted his hat to make sure his horns were still concealed.

"So...is that all who will be joining us?"

"Yeah. Other guys either couldn't make it or we didn't ask."

"We can all guess the three who weren't asked, hm?"

"Yep."

Suddenly, four more figures staggered over to the area.

"There you guys are!! what took you so long?!"

"Well, if certain people would have just called an Umbre--"

"For the love of everything holy, Rayquaza, shut up!! You can fly around all you want later!!"

Latios dragged a hand down his face.

"I need a drink."

He dragged himself over to the bar and plopped down next to Mewtwo.

As they began miserably chattering, Arceus gave a concerned look to Giratina. Said Pokémon was still struggling with his wings.

"Are you alright?"

"Wings! Won't! Hold! Still!"

Arceus, perplexed, tried to help him.

This resulted in them both getting hurled out of the window.

The rest stood there, staring, when Latios came over and tapped on Rayquaza's shoulder.

"Mewtwo and I made a bet with Zapdos." He explained. "I need you to come settle it."

"Oh? What's in it for me?"

"A good word with my sister."

That disguised snake was over at the bar in ten seconds flat.

Raikou had given up at the Voltorb game, and he was currently at the slot machines.

...He almost immediately broke out into Orange Justice.

"WHAT THE HECK MAN." Entei recoiled in horror.

"I just hit five jackpots in a row baby!! I'm on fiiiiiiiiiiiire!!"

"Good. Now buy us all dinner." Suicune ordered, rounding a corner.

"What?! Why me?!"

"You won the money, you did the dance."

"Ugh, fine." The electric 'mon whirled around, whistling to the others.

"C'mon ya'll!! We're bailing to get some grub!! On me!!"

Okay, not very eventful, but that's because it's only just begun. What's coming will be plenty entertaining ;)

What do you think will happen?

Umbre: Uber

Say No to the Tuxedo: Say Yes to the Dress

Weird Pokémon fact: Clefairy was almost the mascot of the series. No joke.

Welp, see ya next chappie!!