Hey guys!! Ready for the next chap?
AJ: *Crosses arms in X symbol* WAKANDA FOREVA!!!
PK: Huh. That's strange.
Ri2: GUYS NIGHT!!!
Okay, quick note: Since they're all disguised as humans for the majority of these chapters, there won't be any telekinisis talk.
Well, without further adeu...
*Thoughts*
"Speech"
Guys Night, Part 2
O/O/O/O
In Sinnoh...
"So, it's a fancy restaurant where you can battle?"
"Yep." Giratina replied as the group walked along the route. "But, luckily, Heatran pulled a few strings and we'll get a private booth towards the back."
"Nice, Heatran." Groudon complimented, Heatran nodding its head in response.
Sogaleo began to bawl his eyes out.
"LUNALA AND I ALWAYS MAKE OUT IN THE BOOTHS AT DAVE AND CLOYSTERS!!!"
As everyone facepalmed, Rayquaza backhanded the dummy.
"GET A GRIP, DUMMY!!"
My point exactly.
As they rounded the side of the mountain, everyone froze.
"...What."
No seriously, what.
"WHO BUILDS FENCES LIKE THAT?!"
EXACTLY!!
So, yes, our unfortunate protagonists have stumbled upon Sinnoh's resident what-even-are-these-fences area. Route 222, if I'm correct.
Mewtwo facepalmed.
"The stupidity of the humans who build these fences knows no bounds."
Victini had fallen to his knees, wailing unto the heavens.
Arceus snorted.
"Oh my, some whacky fences. What shall I, the creator of such complex organisms such as humans, do?"
5 minutes later...
Okay, so you know how there are small spaces between the poles on a fence that are, like, really small?
Arceus somehow managed to get himself wedged and weaved like a worm between multiple links, looking like a peice of yarn gone wrong.
The other males were rolling on the ground, laughing.
"WILL YOU MISERABLE MISCREANTS QUIT GUFFAWING AND HELP ME?!."
"How did you even do that?!" Keldeo snorted, pointing at the other.
"GET. ME. OOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUT!!!"
As everyone laughed and giddily made fun of their creator's predicament, Zapdos' watery eyes drifted around.
They suddenly locked on something a little ways away.
"HOLY SMOKES LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK!!!"
The disguised bird then proceeded to jump on the fence and launch himself over all the fences and over the ledge, dissapearing from sight.
"What just happened?" Giratina questioned.
"I believe I saw a trainer walking an Arcanine earlier." Coballion gestured with his head to where the electric bird had gone.
A resounding "Ooooooh." came from the other males.
Mewtwo gave an eye-roll, beginning to weave his way throughout the fences while the others were distracted in trying to free Arceus.
O/O/O/O
Once he finally got through both areas of fences and on top of the hill, Mewtwo found Zapdos nutcasedly petting a random trainer's Arcanine, who was on a leash and panting. Said trainer was very uncomfortable.
Walking up behind him, Mewtwo grabbed the disguised bird by the hood and dragged him away.
"I apologize for my friend's inconvenience." He said to the trainer, who hurriedly escaped.
"Hey!! Why are ya--"
"Because you're being stupid. As usual."
Releasing his companion, the disguised clone was soon being poked in the chest by a screaming lunatic.
"IT WAS ARCANINE!! ARCANINE!!!"
"You and your obsession with a dumb dog."
"HOW DARE YOU!!"
As the bickering continued, the rest of their lot came up over the hill.
Arceus was covered in splinters, which he was picking out.
"Well then." Coballion grimaced. "May we agree to never speak of that horrid experience ever again?"
"Agreed." All those who had been involved replied.
Suddenly, Heatran nudged Rayquaza.
"Hm?"
The silent Legendary gestured toward the group.
It held up a number of fingers and changed it.
"Wait, someone's missing?"
A nod was its reply.
Glancing around the group, it hit him.
Facepalming, he called out to the others.
"Guys, we lost Keldeo!!"
O/O/O/O
"So what you're saying is, is that you've been digging this tunnel, by yourself, because...actually, why ya doin' that again?"
"THE UNKNOWN. AND MONEY."
"Huh, okay then."
The disguised unicorn stood at the end of a long tunnel, the man with a pickaxe next to him smashing away.
"Keldeo!!!"
The angry voice echoed in the cavern, alerting about...say...7,000 Zubats.
...3, 2, 1...
O/O/O/O
Keldeo came bursting from the cave, panting and screeching.
A hoard of Zubats followed along, swarming and filling the night sky, blanketing it in their masses.
Once it had passed, Keldeo caught up with the other Legendaries, and they continued towards the restaurant.
O/O/O/O
"Well. That was...suprisingly good."
Palkia looked at Arceus.
"Whaddya mean, ''suprisingly"? I thought fancy schmancy places like this are supposed to have good food."
"That's what they want you to think."
Heatran quietly slipped away towards the bathrooms, and everyone else began rubbing their hands together and cackling.
Arceus raised a brow.
"Ain't no unisex in 'ere, Paps." Zapdos replied, small sparks of electricity coming from his hand-rubbing. "We checked on the way in."
Arceus rolled his eyes, returning to watch Heatran's predicament.
Entei silently pulled out a camera and began filming.
Heatran finally reached the bathrooms. It stopped, looking around in slight confusion.
Once realizing the predicament, panic overtook the disguised Legendary.
Placing a hand to its chin, it began to pace.
At one point, it went towards the Ladies' Room, reached the door, stopped, went to the Men's, stopped, and went back to pacing. This cycle continued.
Back at the table, the others were practically in tears, and Arceus facepalmed.
"Heatran, for goodness sake...it's a bathroom, not the end of the world..."
His muttering attracted some attention from the others, and Latios turned to him.
"Hey Arceus."
"Hm?"
"Do...do you know Heatran's actual gender?"
"Of course I do." Arceus snorted. "I'm not a fool, unlike the rest of you."
All heads at the table snapped his way.
"I'm not going to tell, if that's what your thinking."
Before anyone could reply, the sound of a window shattering rang throughout the restaurant.
All heads whipped back towards the bathrooms, where Heatran was absent, the window was broken, and some fat dude was yelling for some more toilet paper.
Arceus facepalmed.
O/O/O/O
Heatran was rolling down the hill.
After rolling up a giant boulder, it went flying onto the route, rolling towards Sunyshore city.
The others proceeded to chase it.
"Heatran!! Dude!! What the heck!! It was just a bathroom!!" Palkia screeched, flapping his wings to try and run faster.
"That's two windows we've broken tonight!!" Victini cheered.
"Why are you counting?!" Groudon shrieked, running very akwardly because his massive tail was wrapped around his bulky body under his hoodie in order to conceal it.
Eventually, they did enter the city.
Heatran went rolling up a set of stairs--ouch--and onto the solar panels, tumbling all the while.
The others winced as it went up, but continued the chase nonetheless.
...And this is where our story crashes and burns (if it hasn't already).
Giratina, in his running, stepped on a rather weak panel, causing him to fall through.
He went crashing through the roof of a little old lady's house, who stopped her knitting and adjusted her glasses.
Unfortunately, his hoodie had snagged on the panels and come off, allowing his massive, dark wings to fan out.
"Oh, hello dear!" The old lady quipped. "My, it's been so long since I've had some company!! Here, come with me. I have some cookies in the oven."
Girarina just couldn't say no.
O/O/O/O
"Guys!! Giratina fell!!" Palkia shouted, turning around.
However, just as he did, his solar panel broke, causing him to fall.
He hit the ground with a hard Crunch, leaving a small crater.
"He's gonna feel that in the morning." Victini stated.
Suddenly, the entire section of solar panels caved in, taking a majority of the group with it.
However, they all fell into the water.
Several managed to get back to shore, but others weren't so lucky...
As Rayquaza, Groudon, Victini, and Coballion tried to get back, an unholy amount of tentacles wrapped around them, dragging them under.
A wet arceus facepalmed.
"This is why I hate Tentacruel."
A murmur of agreement came from the others.
O/O/O/O
Back up on the panels, only Zapdos and Mewtwo remained to try and catch the rolling stone and lava Legendary.
"OKAY!! THAT'S IT!!"
Mewtwo became concerned at that statement.
"Zapdos--"
Beflre he could finish, Zapdos was in his natural form, unleashing a mighty battle cry unto the Heavens.
He shot off after Heatran, surrounding himself in electricity in order to go faster.
Mewtwo reluctantly changed as well, in order to catch up with them.
Heatran went smashing through the side of a panel, soaring through the window of the Gym.
Zapdos followed, smashing though another window.
Down below, Victini managed to get his head above water for a split second.
"THATS FOUR!!"
He was promptly pulled back under.
Mewtwo burst through the door of the Gym.
What he found was Zapdos, mid-air, unintentionally absorbing the radiated energy.
Then it hit Mewtwo.
*This is an electric type Gym. Zapdos is a living Magnet.*
*Sh--*
O/O/O/O
The explosion had been tremendous, causing another city-wide blackout.
The group had managed to get back together, and were slowly but surely making their way up the Hall of Origin's steps.
"I feel like we forgot something." Coballion expressed.
"Did we?" Suicune wondered, looking back.
"Wait." Raikou realized.
"Where's Giratina?"
O/O/O/O
"So...sorry about your roof."
"It's no problem, dearie."
Finally, that's finished!!
Welp, Guy's Night was a total disaster, no? Sorry if it seemed a tad rushed.
Weird Pokemon fact of the day: Arcanine almost became a Legendary. He went along with the bird trio, but got replaced by Moltrés. Hence, why in the second anime episode, he was on the set of stone tablets with them!
Well, guess I'll see ya guys next chappie!!