Hey guys!! Ready for another chap of ya faaaaaaaaaaavorite story? (Insert laughing emoji here)

Seriously though, sorry updates are slow. But, there are two explanations for that:

1) Life.

2) Writers block still exists.

Okay! Starting now!!

*Thoughts*

"Speech"

"Telekinisis Talk."

Ignore the Pronunciation

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Somewhere in Kalos...

Yveltal.

A majestic beast.

Chaos and destruction incarnate. Able to destroy an entire region in seconds.

Red and black reflecting in the sun/moonlight, bathing the world in the shadow of great might.

...Currently taking her afternoon nap on some random Bug-Catcher's roof in the middle of the woods.

Snoring, the Widowbird shifted in her sleep, causing the cabin's weak roof to cave in further.

"Yveltal? YVELTAL!!!"

Jolting upright, the massive Y-bird let out a screech, destroying all trees in a 10-mile radius.

Whipping her head in all directions, the massive Legendary squacked.

"What?! Can't you see I'm napping here?!?!"

Her thick accent laced each word, emphasising her fustration.

"You clearly aren't anymore. And you can stop whipping your head around like that; I'm down here."

Looking down, Yveltal found a small, green blob-like creature on the roof in front of her.

She rolled her eyes.

"Hello, Squishy."

The green bacterium glared at her.

"Zyra wishes to see you. She sent me as a messenger."

Perking up at the mention of her green friend, Yveltal questioned the blob further.

"Oh? What about?"

"I don't know. Normally I wouldn't care, but if it involves you, I wish to keep an eye out."

Rolling her eyes again, the Dark/Flying Legendary flicked him away with her wingtips.

Spreading her wings, she took off towards Zygarde's home.

A Bug-Catcher returned a few minutes later to find that his roof had been destroyed.

"OH COME ON!!! THIS IS THE THIRD TIME THIS MONTH!!!"

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Entering Terminus Cave, the female Legendary headed towards where Zygarde usually was.

She gave a curt nod and greeting to any Zygarde Cells she came across, them being scattered about.

"Yveltal!!"

Doing a 180, the Aura Legendary beamed at the sight of her friend running to her in her 10% forme. Her bodyguard, Greninja, followed a little ways behind.

Yveltal beamed.

"Zyra!!"

The two embraced.

Once broken apart, the Zygarde changed into her 50% forme.

"I take it Squishy managed to find you??"

"Yes. He wasn't very happy about it, either."

Zyra rolled her eyes.

"He's never happy about anything."

Keeling her head around, the green dragon yelled to her bodygaurd.

"Greninja, don't just stand there!! Come say hi!! Yveltal doesn't bite."

Silently coming over, the blue Pokémon gave a bow of greeting.

Yveltal nodded in response.

"So," She began, addressing Zyra, "what did you want to see me about?? Squishy made it sound urgent."

Z-2 remembered suddenly.

"Oh yeah!! Wait right here."

Changing back into 10%, she sprinted off.

Upon returning, the dog-like creature had with her two ancient-looking, golden-clad swords.

Dropping them to the ground, she changed back into 50% and explained.

"These are from Napoleon Braixaparté's reign of terror!!"

The (totally not French) Legendary's eyes widened.

"Are you serious?!"

"Of course!!"

Tossing her friend a sword, the Pokémon wagged her massive tail.

"I want you to have one!!"

Yveltal's eyes lit up.

"You are too kind, Zyra."

Then, as if by magic, Squishy showed up.

"Yes yes, she is very kind. Speaking of which, now that you've recieved such kindness, shouldn't you be going, Yeeveeteel?"

Zyra recoiled.

"SQUISHY!! I DON'T CARE IF YOU TWO DON'T GET ALONG, BUT DON'T PRONOUNCE-"

"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!"

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2 hours later...

"...Her name wrong."

Half the Kalos Region was currently destroyed, a fuming Yveltal having unleashed her unholy rage upon it.

Said bird had eventually calmed down enough to decide that she was going to Sinnoh.

...Then angrily destroyed some more of Kalos before going.

Both Zygarde Cores stood in their 10% formes on top of a hill overlooking the Region.

Zyra glared at Squishy.

He gave a nervous, dry laugh.

O/O/O/O

In the Hall of Origin...

"-AND FOR THE LOVE OF YOU, HOW HARD IS IT TO PRONOUNCE "YVELTAL"?! NOT THAT HARD, I'D SAY!!!"

Arceus, sipping his tea, nodded once more to Yveltal's angry ranting.

"For once, I can understand your anger." He agreed. "Honestly, do you know how many people mispronounce "Arceus"? Alot, that's for sure. It's very annoying."

"EXACTLY!!!" The she-mon screeched, throwing chair #47 at the wall.

It soon joined the other 46 in the massive pile of splinters.

Finally having worn herself out, she dragged over to the massive table and flopped down across from Arceus.

Laying her head on it, she released a heavy sigh.

"You mad I destroyed half of Kalos again?"

"...Not really, no. Besides, Xerneas will fix it."

"Ugh. Zerneas."

Arceus couldn't help but shake his head; Yveltal absolutely despised her counterpart, and nobbody was really sure why.

Even worse, Xerneas was absolutely smitten, unbeknowest to her.

"But really though," She continued, as Arceus refilled both their teas, "Why are our names so hard to pronounce?"

"I have no true answer for that." The Pokémon god replied.

Deciding not to question why he didn't, Yeetval sipped her tea.

"What is this kind?? I don't recall having it."

"Rare Candy. I know you prefer Protein, but I'm all out."

"It's very good, at least."

"My favorite."

Arthritus then went into deep thought.

"...You know what? Apparently, there are a lot of Pokémon with oddly-pronounced names."

"Oh, you think?" Whyfeetal joked, her voice dripping with sarcasm.

Arthritus shrugged.

"Oh well. Too late to change it now."

I know this one's a bit shorter than others, but hey, at least it's out, right?

So, how do you pronounce Arthritus and Yeetval/Whyfeetal's names?

WPFOTD: Ivysaur is the only Gen 1 Pokémon whose name starts with the letter "l".

...Lol, gotcha. While this fact is true, Ivysaur's name starts with a capital "I", not a lowercase "L". ;)

See ya next chappie!!!