Hey guys!! Glad you could make it!!

Ri2: Yeah, poor guy can catch a Caterpie, but he can't catch a break.

AJ: Thanks so much!!

MegaMothim: Welp, at least your wifi works now, huh?

On your Mew theory, I'd say you're...40% correct.

lukekriebs: YEEVEELTTAL and ARCHKEUS.

Disclaimer: If I owned Pokémon, we'd've had a new anime protagonist a LONG time ago. I don't own any of the songs adapted here, either.

So tell me, how do you guys feel about love triangles??

*Thoughts*

"Speech"

"Telekinesis Talk."

Ship Carefully, Young Apprentice

O/O/O/O

Dinner was quite hectic today.

Somehow, everybody had managed to show up at the Hall of Origin, promting Arceus to go and buy migrane medication in advance.

...Well, everybody but Dialga. We still can't find him.

...And, of course, Deoxys is being a space hermit.

...Who really expected the Genies to show up anyhow?

Anyways, so far we have 8 broken chandeliers, the kitchen is on fire, Groudon, Kyogre, Zekrom, Moltrés, and Keldeo all got food poisioning, and some idiot spiked the lemonade, causing a bunch of Legendaries to get drunk. And by some mysterious force (let's be honest here it was probably Mew) a karaoke machine appeared out of nowhere.

...You can see where this is going.

"LEMME SING IT LIKE OH-OH, OH-OH, PARTY TILL THE SUN COMES UP!!!! OH-OH OH-OH, PARTY AT MY PARENT'S CHATEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!"

All sober (and several non-sober) ears in the room were covered during Latios's horrible rendition of the song, his sister laughing so hard she almost collapsed her lungs.

Shaymin, curled up in his hedgehog form, forelegs wrapped around his head, turned to her.

"I thought you said he was a good singer!!!"

"I said usually!!! Bwahahaha!!!"

The flowery rodent rolled his eyes, looking across the room.

He began staring at Mew.

...Of course. Who else?

*Look at her. She's sooooooooo piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiink...and niiiiiiiiiiiiiice...and smells greeeeeeaaaaaaat...*

"Uh...you know you said all that out loud, right??"

Snapping back into reality, Shaymin placed his attention back on the Eon twin next to him.

"Er...I did??"

"Yeah. You have a habit of that. Y'know, thinkin' out loud?"

Blushing slightly, he looked away.

"...Oh."

Glancing at Mew, Latias grinned.

"I ship you two, by the way."

Shaymin jumped, not only from Latios' mike drop, but also from Latias's statement.

"Wha--ship us?! What?!"

"Y'know, silly!! When you pair people together and think they'd make a good couple!!"

"I know what shipping is!!"

"Oh, goodie!!"

Glancing at Mew again, Latias grinned even further.

"And, I mean, you clearly think that's a good pairing, no??"

Shaymin's face was redder than Groudon.

...Who was laughing and puking at the same time in one of the 4,567 bathrooms.

"I--er--"

"And besides, if you like her, she might like you!!"

That got his attention.

"Wait, ya think?"

"Totally!!"

He immediately began grinning.

"You know Lats, you can be pretty clever sometimes."

"I know."

Suddenly, a new song began, and the two looked to see Mewtwo and Zapdos, drunk as heck, arms/wings wrapped around each other's necks, singing a duet.

"IF I WERE TO REMAIN, I WOULD ONLY BE IN YOUR PAAAAAAAAAATH!!!!"

"SO I'LL GOOOOOOOOOO, BUT I KNOOOOOOOOOOW..."

"I'LL THINK OF YOU EVERY STEP OF THE JOURNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!!!!

"AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII--"

"WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOOOOOOOUUUUUUU!!!"

"YOU, MY DARLING, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!"

Articuno had a wing covering her face in shame, whilst a food-poisioned Moltrés lay on the ground, completely delirious.

"Oh hello there, sweeeeeeeetcheeeeks...you like my feeeeeeaaaaatheeeeers???"

Latias was in tears laughing, whilst Shaymin facepalmed.

"The fact that those two practically hate each other makes this even worse."

Entei happened to walk past at that exact moment, filming the disaster.

"Yeah, but it sure makes great blackmail!!"

"...Can't argue there."

Latias, wiping her eyes, addressed the rodent once more.

"Okay, since I have a fellow shipper here..."

"I wouldn't really call myself a shipper--"

She ignored his pleas.

"Who do you think is better for Mewtwo?? Articuno or Genesect??"

This took Shaymin by suprise.

"Erm...Articuno or Genesect??"

"Yeah!! I mean, Genesect and Mewtwo would toooooooootally make sense; plus, everyone knows Genesect has a thing for Mewtwo. But I'm preeeeeeeeeetty sure Mewtwo has a thing for Articuno."

Looking back at the horribly singing duo, Shaynin pondered this information.

"...Lemme get back to you on that one."

"Aw, okay then. Here's another one: Entei and Azelf or Entei and Moltrés??"

"Uh...hm. That's a tough cookie. I mean, it would make more sense for Entei and Moltrés, considering they're both fire types, but Azelf is so chill and laid back, and Entei is kinda quiet and respectful..."

"I know, right? Ayugh...okay, how's this one: Mespirit and Raikou?"

Shaymin tapped his chin.

"...Yeah, I see that one. They're both wild and crazy."

"Thank you!!! Okay, here we go: Uxie and Suicune."

"...Honestly, I don't really see that one."

Latias looked at him, confused.

"You don't??"

"Nah, not really. I see Uxie with...Heatran."

"Heatran??"

"Yeah."

"Really? I mean, we don't even know Heatran's gender..."

"So??"

The female dragon pondered this.

"Eh, I guess we'll have to wait and see!"

"Okay Latias, here's one for you: Darkrai and Cresselia."

Latias smirked.

"Uh, like, shipped three years ago!!"

"Good. Now: Kyogre and Groudon."

"Um, of course!!"

"Zekrom and Reshiram??"

"Duh!!"

Looking around to make sure they weren't being watched, Latias lowered her voice.

"Okay, here's an...interesting one..."

Shaymin leaned in closer.

"...MissingNo and Latios, or MissingNo and Keldeo??"

Shaymin cocked his head to the side.

"...What??"

"Well...they both like her, so..."

He blinked.

"...Huh."

For a moment, they turned their heads to watch another Karaoke performance.

"I CAME IN LIKE A WREEEEEEEECKING OOOOOOOOOOORB!!!!!"

The worst part about this performance was that while Giratina belted out his lungs, Palkia was Fortnite dancing as the Regis used Morse Code to beatbox.

Cyrus, on a leash, chained to a nearby wall, lay on his stomach with a paw over his eyes. An empty bottle of Jack Diglett's lie next to him.

"Somebody kill me..."

Turning back to Shaymin, Latios warned him of something.

"By the way, Victini likes Mew."

"WAIT WHAT--"

Yup.

This chappie was meant to kinda give everybody a feel for the ships in this story. Granted, this didn't contain ALL of them, comsidering we have so many Legendaries, but I figured it's good enough to start with.

Anout that last part, I ship Onion Fairy and Broken Window Counter, but I like love triangles. If you didn't notice.

I'm Latias in every aspect of shipping.

WPFOTD: Diglett was the first Pokémon ever made, Rhydon was the first ever added to the Pokédex, and Bulbasaur is #1 in said Pokédex.

See ya next chappie!!