HEY GUYS!!! GUESS WHAT?!?! I'M ON SPRING BREAK!!! FINALLY!!!
*Inhales* Wooh, the best feeling in the world is turning off that alarm for 6 am!!
Anyways, let's see what ya'll had to say 'bout last chappie!!
Ri2: Thanks!! I'm pretty good at finding extremly odd pairings and making them work XD.
SerpentFeather: Thank you so much!! That means a lot :)
PK: You haven't met him yet because he's dead.
lukekriebs: Eeeeeey, I was wondering if anybody would notice Cyrus.
...And to be fair, dude, you always have a problem with Fortnite dances. ;-)
ONTO THA STORÉ!!!
*Thoughts*
"Speech"
"Tekekinesis Talk."
Disclaimer: If I owned Pokémon, the GS Ball mystery would've been solved a long time ago.
O/O/O/O
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!."
The Hall of Origin shook violently, Arceus falling out of his chair.
Rayquaza, who had been daydreaming about Latias, jumped as well, hitting his head on the ceiling.
When the Legendaries received their bearings, they entered the hallway to see what--or rather, who--the problem was.
Pushing the door open with his head, the snake Legendary floated out.
"Hm...don't see anybody."
"That's strange." Arceus replied.
Suddenly, another scream, this one even louder and more violent, shook the Legend's home again.
Arceus stumbled, as he had been standing instead of levitating like usual; Rayquaza merely lost balance whilst floating.
Once it stopped, the two picked themselves up again.
"Okay...let's split up. You look in the North and East wings, and I'll check the South and West."
Rayquaza nodded, and so they went.
O/O/O/O
Arceus trotted down a corridor, searching for anyone that might be screeching like a madmon.
He opened every door he came across, leaving no metaphorical stone unturned.
So far, nothing.
Another scream echoed, this time shattering all the windows.
Arceus fell, covering his non-existent ears.
"What in the blazes..."
When the surge was over, he stood again, wagging his head back and forth.
O/O/O/O
Rayquaza fared no better, zipping through his search.
He was extremely eager to find and shut up whatever was making that blasted noise.
As the screeching continued to surge at random, Rayquaza became more infuriated, blasting doors down with Hyper Beam to get it over with.
O/O/O/O
Eight hours.
Eight, long, excrutiating hours.
The screaming had eventually hit a point where, instead of stopping and restarting, it now stayed in one long, neverending scream.
They had searched everything. They had torn apart every room, every loose tile; heck, they even checked the rest of Mt. Coronet just to find this thing.
Nothing. Absolutely nothing.
Arceus and Rayquaza were both stretched out on the floor of the Dining Hall, breathing heavily.
"What...is happening...to us??" Rayquaza barely exhaled.
"I don't know and I'm too tired to care." Arceus replied.
The Llama God and Ozone Layer Snake ended up falling asleep, right there, having horrible nightmares about the neverending screaming.
O/O/O/O
3 Days Later...
Pounding.
Their heads were pounding from the screaming.
It hadn't stopped. It was still screaming, that long, meverending scream.
Both had bags under their eyes so thick that you could carry everybody on earth x10's groceries in them. Their eyes were pure bloodshot, pupils uncontrolled; Arceus' right eye seemed unable to cease it's twitching.
Neither were alive enough to bother levitating; heck, they could barely walk!
Rayquaza, shaking, attempted to pour some coffee; he stared straight ahead, unseeing.
Arceus sat on his rump, he too staring dead ahead and shaking uncontrollably.
The coffee pot slipped from Rayquaza's jittering jold, the cracked glass shattering all over the floor.
...Well crud. That was the only glass thin not broken in the Hall of Origin.
Speaking of which, a good deal of which had been destroyed, the rest just plain trashed.
Suddenly, the door fell off.
Three very confused--and wincing--Legendary dogs entered.
"Who is screaming so loud?!." Raikou complained, wagging his head back and forth.
Suicune, rubbing his temples, looked at the two sleep-deprived Legendaries.
"...I'm guessing that's why 60% of the place is destroyed."
Suddenly, Entei dodged a Judgement attack from Arceus.
"What the--"
"SCREAMING. HATRED. VAST DISCOMFORT. SCREAMING. BUTNING. HEADACHE. VAST DISCOMFORT."
As the ominous chanting continued, the three dogs slowly backed out of the room to go get help.
O/O/O/O
"--VAST DISCOMFORT--"
"Yes dears, that's nice. Now lay down..."
Ho-oh and Lugia currently had Arceus and Rayquaza in Lugia's underwater home, far away from the Hall of Origin.
The two were currently trying to calm Llama God and Ozone Layer Snake down enough to get them to sleep.
"I swear, whoever's screaming is going to get whipped when I find them." Lugia hissed, ducktaping Rayquaza down to the bed.
"Amen." Ho-oh agreed with her boyfriend.
O/O/O/O
Suicune, Entei, Raikou, Victini, Lunala, and Xerneas were currently searching the remains of the Hall of Origin.
Each were wearing earmuffs in an attempt to drown out the screaming, but to no avail.
"What in the name of the devils..." Xerneas complained, wagging his head back and forth.
Lunala was suddenly stricken with an idea.
"Wait!! Solgaleo's secret bathroom!!"
They all looked at her in confusion.
"He has a secret bathroom under his bed," She explained, "He sealed it off a while back because the toilet broke and he wasn't sure how to fix it. Plus, the secret would be out."
Hence, they all headed off to Solgaleo's 'room'.
O/O/O/O
Sure enough, under Solgaleo's bed, Lunala was able to break away 3/4 of 3 different tiles and place the pieces into the shape of a backwards pentagram and dump a vile of milk onto it, unlocking the entryway.
The others stared at her.
"What? Solley has his own way of doing things."
As they entered, Entei muttered under his breath.
"What a waste of some perfectly good milk..."
O/O/O/O
Upon reaching the actual bathroom, everyone's (save Lunala) jaws dropped.
It was extremely extravagent, marble walls with jade designs and marble pillars.
Each appliance, such as the sinks (Yes, that's plural), bathtubs (Pluraaaaaaal), and toliet were made of pure crystal.
The toilet itself had a heater, recliner, cupholders, and self-cleaning feature, plus there was a TV right across from it.
"...I could literally live down here." Raikou commented.
Xerneas suddenly realized that the floor was covered in water.
"How unpleasant.'' He commented, lifting a hoof.
They then realized that the source of the screaming was coming from behind one of the bathroom curtains.
Lunala flew over and tore it open.
"SOLGALEO!!!!"
The white lion was pressed up against the wall, towel wrapped around his waist, water still going, and pointing at something, screaming.
Lunala followed his gaze to a fluff on the side of the tub.
Picking it up, she flicked it away.
The screaming immediately stopped.
"THANK YOU SO MUCH BABE!!! YOU KILLED THE SPIDER!!" He exclaimed, throwing his forelegs around her.
Everyone else facepalmed.
...Don't ask me what this chapter was, 'cause I don't really know. It came to me and I wrote it.
WPFOTD: 85% of people who play Sun/Moon end up naming their Cosmog Nebby.
See ya next chappie!!