Lookie here, a new chappie!!!
AJ: Glad you liked it!! For your first question, she was scared of Rayquaza. For your second, Anime Logic.
PK: Thanks for explaining that, actually. I had no clue how to do it XD
Lets-a-go!!
*Thoughts*
"Speech"
"Telekinesis Talk."
Disclaimer: If I owned Pokémon, Llama God would've had a MUCH better voice in Arceus and the Jewel of Life XD
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*Okay, Lugia. Today's the day. You're finally gonna do it.*
Said bird was smoothing his feathers down, anxiously awaiting his girlfriend's arrival.
He sat on the clifface, preparing.
*It's one question. Just one. And if you're lucky, you'll get a "yes".*
"Yoo-hoo."
Jumping slightly, he turned, finding that Ho-oh had landed next to him, smiling.
"Howdy, Lugia. Thought you were cheating on me with your imaginary girlfriend."
She winked, making his heart speed up.
"Nope." He replied, grinning. "You're the only one I need!!"
They then proceeded to enter a floofy-bird cuddling session.
A few minutes in, Lugia exhaled, ready to do it.
*Now or never, I suppose.*
"Erm...Babe?? There's something I need to ask you..."
Opening her eyes, Ho-oh tipped her head up from Lugia's chest.
"Oh?"
He nervously continued.
"So...we've been together a while..."
He swallowed.
"And...erm...you make me really happy...and...I wanted to know if..."
Ho-oh's eyes began to sparkle.
"You wanted to be my ma--"
"I'M GOING TO KILL YOU ALL!!!"
An angry female voice rang out over the horizon, shaking everything at an earthquake max of 9.0.
Lugia fell into the water.
Poking his head back up, he and Ho-oh found quite a scene.
Escaping Articuno's wrath was Mewtwo, Zapdos, and Moltrés.
Metwo was currently wearing a sparkly pink skirt, sparkly pink princess slippers, a pearl necklace, and a gigantic bow on his back like wings, along with one on his tail. A bejeweled crown sat atop his head.
Moltrés was adorned in camouflauge, black stripes painted onto her face, and just generally covered in dirt. Atop her head was a Drill Seargant's cap, which was on fire.
Zapdos was...
Bright green?
...Okay then.
Anyways, the three were being chased by a furious Articuno, who was wearing a bib with words written in WingDings.
Said female was screeching at them and firing Ice-Beams like a madmon.
"YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF LITTLE TWATS!!!"
Lugia sighed.
*So much for the moment...*
Shaking his head, the oversized pigeon flew into the air.
"Sorry, Babe." He apologized. "I better go fix that..."
Ho-oh giggled.
"It's fine, dear. I'll see you on our next date."
She flew off, and Lugia sighed once more.
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"I'm never gonna get to ask her."
Lugia sat in the Dining Hall, face down on the Table.
"Aw, don't worry Lugia!! That was just one time!!" Entei tried to reassure, patting him on the back.
"Look on the bright side," Raikou offered. "you're not gonna die alone like Suicune!!"
Said beast smaked his brother over the head.
"But it's not just one time." Lugia moaned. "Those three can't get along for five minutes, and Mewtwo is...is...Mewtwo!! They always need me!!!"
Placing his head between his wings, he continued ranting.
"Not only that, she could say no!! She might--"
"She won't."
The simultaneous response from all three startled him.
"What?"
"Trust us, she won't." Suicune ellaborated. "She loves you too much."
Interested, the bird folded his wings and placed his head atop them.
"Oh really? How would you all know??"
"Well, she's like, our mom." Raikou piped up. "I think we would know. Plus, she blabs about'cha constantly."
"Constantly." Entei echoed.
Lugia cocked a brow.
"Your mom??"
"Well yeah. I mean, she did reincarnate us when our trainer abandoned us in the firey inferno that was the Tower, so..."
The three shifted uncomfortably.
Lugia bit his lower lip.
*Sore subject. Oops.*
"Hey, wait a minute."
"What's wrong, Entei?" Suicune asked his brother.
"So, like, if Ho-oh's our mom, then Lugia and her become Mates for Life, then that means..."
All three heads turned to him.
"Don't tell me you mean--"
"DADDY!!!!!!"
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"And that's how I destroyed half of the--"
Arceus, who was talking with Regigigas, was abruptedly cut off as Lugia dragged himself across the floor, panting, with the three dogs on top of him.
"Not...your...daddy..."
Yes, Lugia. Yes you are.
This one's a bit short, I know, but oh well.
Quick explanation: In my stories, Pokémon, whereas where humans have husbands and wives, have Mates for Life, which is pretty much the equivalent. Since most Pokémon can't have weddings/don't even know what a wedding is, they have this. Don't like, don't read.
WPFOTD: Himonlee and Hitmonchan are based off of Bruce Lee and Jackie Chan.
See ya next Chappie!!