Hey hey hey, hey hey hey, hey hey hey, hey hey HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!!!
lukekriebs: I find it ironic that I'm making him slightly likeable, considering how much I dislike the guy.
Ri2: Where'd ya come from, where's ya go, where'd ya come from Dialga-Joe!
AJ: Oh, you are too kind!! Thank you!! And don't worry, Dialga will be back soon...very soon...
PK: *Pulls out machine gun* WHERE?!
*Sees "Pikavhu"*
Oh, okay then. Better fix that...
Serpent: Extremely usefull!
AnonOmega: He will, I'm sure.
Okay, who's ready to get going?!
*Thoughts*
"Speech"
"Telekinesis talk."
Disclaimer: If I owned Pokémon, I would probably be living in a gigantic mansion with 487 bathrooms and a pool/hottub/jaccuzzi.
O/O/O/O
Somewhere in Outer Space...
Deoxys, Space-Hermit Extraordinare, floated amongst the stars.
Eyes shut, body limp...truly relaxed.
*So nice, being so many light-years away...away from the family chaos...just me, the stars, the galaxies, the singing, and--*
Suddenly, a rather putrid stench reached his nose, snapping him into awareness.
He unleashed a series of coughs.
"What on Arceus' enormous earth?!"
The smell got worse and worse, making the Space Hermit choke.
Suddenly, a distress signal began beeping in his alien brain.
Reluctantly, he returned to earth.
O/O/O/O
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
Deoxys clutched a dead Starmie to his chest, sobbing and wailing.
"IT WAS TOO SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!! THEY NEVER DID ANYTHING TO ANYONE!!! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!"
Kyogre gave him a pat on the back, crying silently as well.
Hundreds and thousands of dead water Pokémon floated in the small space in the ocean, the majority consisting of Staryu and Starmie.
"Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy..." Deoxys moaned.
Kyogre gave him a nudge, pointing.
They were just in front of the Secret Islet, on which Victni was slumped up against the massive tree, passed out, a bag of Torkal Bell next to him.
The smell radiated from the small island.
O/O/O/O
Victini pushed open the door to the Dining Hall, humming.
He stopped when he found that the chairs were all rearranged into a half-circle, the table pushed back.
Each (remaining) Legendary was seated, with one chair left.
"Ah, Victini, there you are." Arceus mused. "Have a seat."
"Umm...'kay..."
The little Legendary floated over and occupied the empty seat, which all the others were facing.
"Uh...you guys feelin' alright??"
"We're suprised you still are, considering all that gas you put out." Keldeo mumbled.
"What?!"
"Victini, this is an intervention." Arceus continued. "Torkal Bell has gone too far."
"What?!"
"YOU KNOW "WHAT", YOU DISGUSTING MURDEROUS TWAT!!!" Deoxys screamed.
"Hey, can I ask a question real quick??" Groundon piped up.
"You just di--"
He clamped Raquaza's mouth shut.
"Erm...sure, I guess." Arceus agreed.
Groudon turned to Deoxys.
"So, like, last time you were here, you spoke in beeps and stuff. When did you learn to talk?!"
Deoxys shrugged.
"I have ascended into a higher level of intelligence."
Everyone went silent.
"...Moving on." Arceus continued. "Victini, your gas...ahem...leakage has begun to intoxicate legions of Pokémon and Humans alike."
"YOU KILLED THE STARMIES!! AND THE STARYU!! THEY ARE ALL DEAD!!!"
"Lots of damage has been done, Victini." Reshiram spoke up. "As Deoxys...so bluntly put it, a good portion of all the water Pokémon in Hoenn are, sadly, dead."
"Uh..." Victini began, but was cut off.
"There's more." Rayquaza added. "The entire Region of Kalos has gone completely silent. It's as if the place doesn't exist. We're all too scared to go check it out."
"You sure that's because--"
"It gets worse." Mew deadpanned. "I can't feel any emotions right now. I've lost all sense of taste, smell, and touch. This has happened to me, Heatran, Uxie, Azelf, Mespirit, Latios, Latias, and everybody in the Kanto region."
"That doesn't--"
"Also, the reason there's only some of us here is because, not only for the reasons already mentioned, but also because most of them have been knocked unconscious." Palkia mused.
Indeed, all that were present here were Arceus, Deoxys, Groudon, Rayquaza, Mew, Reshiram, Darkrai, Keldeo, Palkia, and Registeel (The other Regis are unconscious).
"What the--"
"Kyogre would have been here, but she passed out shortly after I found the others dead. Bless her soul." Deoxys mourned.
"What does this have to do with me exactly?!" Victini shouted, confused.
Arceus facehooved.
"You caused this, Victini."
He looked bewildered; like when you overhear your mom telling embarrassing stories about you from when you were three to some random stranger.
"How?!"
Everybody (except Mew, she can't feel enough emotions to care) glared at him.
"Dude," Keldeo began, "you have so much gas after you eat Torkal Bell. How do you not smell it?!"
"Meh." The cat...furry...fox...thingamajig shrugged.
Arceus stood.
"Victini, I'm sorry, but I'm afraid we're banning you from going to Torkal Bell from now on."
Victini went still.
Completely still.
"You can't do that." He replied, eye twitching.
"Unfortunately, we must."
"YOU CAN'T DO THAT. I THRIVE ON TORKAL BELL. THE TACOS...QUESADILLAS...BURRITOS...CRUNCHWRAPS..."
"Uh...guys, I think we broke 'im..."
"YOU CANNOT STOP ME!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
He then jetted out of the Hall of Origin, the others chasing him.
"Somebody get the ducktape!!"
Poor Victini. But hey, we all need an intervention at some point.
WPFOTD: Poliwag's swirl's are based on real-life tadpole intestines.
See ya next chappie!!