And here we are, watching a wild author in her natural habitat...
AJ: Lol, thanks!! And don't worry, Kyogre isn't dead. She just got intoxicated is all, but she'll be fine!!
About Rayquaza and Deoxys: Honestly, Deoxys pretty much only likes Kyogre, and believes everyone else are a bunch of hooliganic idiots (Which he isn't completely wrong on...). Rayquaza tries to be nice, but meh. And they weren't arguing there because of the situation.
Firelord: I haven't read your fanfic yet, actually. I keep meaning to and forgetting.
Phione and Manaphy...they'll be here later.
MegaMothim: Oh yeah, I forget you're French sometimes. Helio isn't a bad name tbh.
I see what you did there ;)
Haha, I was waiting for your reaction to Deoxys.
SerpentFeather: That's exactly what I wanted ;)
TreeofFun/Hybrid of Fate : *Raises eyebrow, crosses arms* Look, I'm here to entertain people, and have fun. If somebody doesn't like my work, they aren't OBLIGATED to read it. Just like you, honestly. Did you even read my story?!
And honestly, how am I supposed to know when somebody's gonna review?! I don't run FF!!
*Inhales, then exhales* Sorry. I'm a little...out of control.
Look, I know the stories and all. But I've heard so many different sides that I'm not sure what to think.
Quick question for everybody: You guys know I'm a girl, right? Like, my friends can call me "dude" and stuff like that, but mostly because we're close.
Anyways, why don't we go to the story now?? This is the chappie you've all been waiting for!!!!
*Thoughts*
"Speech"
"Telekinesis Talk."
Disclaimer: If I owned Pokémon, there would actually be a Dark-Type Gym.
O/O/O/O
Arceus sat at the Dining Hall table, sipping his tea.
*Finally, some peace and quiet...*Welp, there ya go, buddy. Ya jinxed it.
Suddenly, the entire room began to vibrate, causing Arceus to drop his tea.
"Darnit."
Looking up, he found a tiny, almost unnoticeable strip of green floating mid-air.
"Hmm...oh, whatever. It can't be any worse than what happened last Thanksgiving."
Levitating over, he pressed a hoof to the strip.
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(A/N: Challenge: Spot the difference!! there's a zero in there somewhere!!)
All of Sinnoh shook, the sky turning green all around the earth.
12 seconds in, it stopped.
Seriously. It was that quick.
Anyways, the other Legendaries, albeit out of genuine concern or just plane noseyness, began flocking towards the Hall of Origin.
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The Dining Hall doors fell off as everyone piled in.
The front of the precision stopped, causing everyone else to pile on top of each other.
...Before them was quite a sight, honestly.
Dialga sat in the middle of the floor, on his hindquarters, looking dizzy; Arceus' hovves stuck up out of the pile that was the table, tile, and chairs. The former stared.
Upon hearing the precision, Dialga craned his massive head around to see.
Everyone stared, mouths open.
Dialga shifted uncomfortably.
"Will ya'll move outta the way?!" Someone in the back yelled. "Tina and I can't see!!"
"DON'T CALL ME THAT!!!" Another voice responded.
Having complete and total lack of decency, Palkia heaved and shoved everyone out of his way, Giratina close behind, Cyrus on a leash at his side.
As soon as he saw his brother, Palkia tackled the other, hugging him literally around the neck.
"Where have you been?! We've been worried sick!!"
"He's not lying." Cyrus muttered. "Giratina puked on me twice yesterday. Twice."
"I apologized!! And gave you a bath."
Looking down at Cyrus, Dialga growled.
Said Ninetails took a step back, ears folding down.
"Erm...Dia??" Giratina asked, concerned.
Dialga, still having Palkia wrapped around him, stood.
Walking over to Cyrus, he bent his head down so that their faces were almost touching.
He growled again, nearly giving the former human a heart attack.
Placing a wing between the two, Giratina pushed Dialga's head away with his own.
"Come on, Dia. I hardly ever let Cyrus outta my sight!! He couldn't have done anything!!"
Craning his head around, two seemingly souless eyes stared into him.
"Right, boy?"
Cyrus never shook his head faster.
Eventually, after the initial shock wore off (That took quite a while), the rest helped retrieve Arceus from his rubble prison.
Once everyone had their bearings, all attention was on Dialga once more.
"So..." Arceus began"Where...have you...been??"
"Oh come on!!" A shaking Victini with bloodshot eyes rattled, clutching his knees and staring into the abyss. "Give us them sweet sweet succulent juicy deets!! Meet any strippers?? Anybody try to kill ya?? Did ya meet Bayleef Obamaswine and find out that he and Joe Bidoof are one in the same??!"
Diaga's face contorted into one of confusion.
"We banned him from Torkal Bell last week." Keldeo deadpanned. "He's been like this ever since."
The dragon facehooved.
"But really," Giratina asked, "Where have you been."
Dialga gave one last glare at Cyrus.
He stood, gesturing for everyone to follow.
Sharing confusion, they did.
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You would think a bunch of Legendaries sneaking through Viridian Forest would be more noticeable.
Fortunately, Bug Catchers are typically pretty stupid.
As the army snuck through the trees as best they could, eventually following Dialga through a hidden path.
*...Strange.* Mewtwo pondered to himself. *This feels...familiar...*
Eventually, they broke through the trees into a large clearing.
Sitting in the middle of it was a massive building.
The sign in front clearly stated "TEAM ROCKET HQ".
Dialga turned around, gesturing.
Closing his eyes, the dragon changed into human form, massive gem still on his chest, glowing.
However, you couldn't quite see the gem, just the light radiating off of it, on account that Dia's hoodie covered his torso.
The others followed suit, doing their best to use the clothes to cover their remaining...ahem...features.
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Two Team Rocket Grunts stood guard at the massive doors.
"I'm tellin' ya," One began, "This 'ole "Rainbow" thin' makes no sense!!"
"Yeah!!" The other agreed. "Iffin' we got ov'r a thous'n' new 'cruits, from all them diff'nt crews, who's payin' our salary?!"
"What's that about salaries??"
The new, seductive voice startled the two, heads whipping around.
They found a woman with long, green, sparkly hair leaning against a tree, one arm placed up against it. She was adorned in a black skirt that came to just above her knees and a green/black blouse that came to just above her bellybutton.
Putting on a mischevious smile, she slow-strutted over, making sure to sway her hips to an imaginary beat.
Both grunts were...certainly caught off guard.
"Tell me," she cooed, "what's wrong with your paychecks??"
She purred the last word, making both grunt's faces go red.
"Uh, erm, lady, ya can't be 'ere--"
"Why not, cutie?? I'm suuuuuuuuuuuuuuure I can pay you pleeeeeeeenty well..."
Back in the bushes, the rest of the crew watched tentatively.
"I can't believe this is working." Darkrai commented.
"It's Meloetta. She's the queen." Reshiram chuckled.
"Uh...isn't one of those grunts a girl??" Latias wondered aloud, binoculars pressed to her face.
"...Well gimme some slippers and call me Proffessor Oak, I can't tell." Shaymin, who was next to her, replied.
Entei, who was filming the whole thing, frowned slightly.
"Hey guys, this is taking a while. Should somebody go and help her out??"
"Good idea." Arceus agreed. "Keldeo, go help her."
The unicorn-human wopped and lept out of the bushes.
Everyone stared at Arceus in horror.
Keep in mind, this fool (Keldeo) is wearing short-shorts that are too small for him, never shaves his legs in human form, has no muscles whatsoever, and just ripped his shirt off.
...Dang, that's one shiny chest.
The grunts were currently trying to figure out how to deal, not only with the lady, but their continuous nosebleeds that came with.
Suddenly, a hairy--yet shiny?--leg came slamming up against the wall mext to one grunt.
"Heya hot stuff." Keldeo...I don't even know if I can really call that 'flirted'.
Shooting them finger guns and grinning (revealing his teeth that haven't been brushed in 3 years), he continued.
"Wanna hear a poem?"
The first grunt looked disgusted, whereas the second, who was right next to Keldeo's hairy leg, was trying extremely hard not to puke.
"Leg so hot,
Hot hot leg,
Leg so hot you fry an egg."
That sent Grunt #2 over the edge, puking all over Grunt #1.
Then, that caused Grunt #1 to start puking as well.
Meloetta and Keldeo stepped back, the onslaught of barf relentless.
"Hm. That worked, I suppose." The female purred.
Keldeo winked and shot her finger guns.
Back in the bushes, Virizon had her head in her hands, to scene too much for her to bear.
A male sat next to her, seemingly clad in red armor with a giant water tank attached to his back.
Finishing the drink from his straw, he turned to her.
"Isn't that one yours??"
"Unfortunately, yes."
Terrakion stared at the scene before him, Meloetta and Keldeo casually chatting it up whilst the grunts looked like they were about to die from everything that was coming out of their bodies.
"Should...should we be proud or ashamed??"
"Neither, or both." Coballion murmured.
Volcanion shook his head.
Whilst everone else was experiencing emotions, Mew had, the entire time, kept her eyes on Meloetta.
*I'm starting to understand why Berry was so attracted to her. That, and her personality.*
"Earth to MewMew!!"
Snapping out of it, she turned to find Celebi giggling.
"Whatcha starin' at, MewMew??"
"Oh...nothing."
Eventually, the grunts passed out, allowing the Legendaries free (just had to step over the puke) entry to the building.
What do they find? Guess we have to wait and see!!!
Bayleef Obamaswine: Barack Obama
Joe Bidoof: Joe Biden
WPFOTD: Pokémon Green is only availible in Japanese. Y'know, unless you go on Ebay and buy a bootleg where the NPC's are all high and the Gym Leaders swear every five seconds.
Quick question: Anybody here have Pinterest?? I know one person--luke, duh--but if the rest of you do, let me know!! I'll totally follow ya!! My username is "Dazzling Eevee".
Welp, see ya next chappie!!